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Tovarishch
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:01:00 -
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In light of the nearly endless posts created by those folks who feel compelled to emit a high-pitched scream at the very mention of some random ship statistic that has no basis in reality... I wanted to create one, single thread that might serve as a constructive outlet. Think of it as a rubber room for those of our community that don't have quite what it takes to be patient and reasonable... and instead... prefer to simply follow in the path of Chicken Little... publicly... for us to all enjoy (or tolerate).
Now... God willing... we can collect all the little screams of panic in here so that those of us who choose to dig through the forums can find some actual nuggets of substance without stumbling across even more trash.
Let the screaming commence!
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Jita Scouter
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:03:00 -
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dixon
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:07:00 -
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OMG T3H DOMINIX NEEDS A BOOST!!! GIVE IT A BONUS TO NOS AND ECM AND MAKE T3H DRONES DO TRIPLE DAMAGE !!! NOW!!!!!!
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Jim McGregor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:08:00 -
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I prefer to scream alone in the dark.
--- Eve Wiki | Eve Tribune | Eve Pirate |
Tovarishch
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:13:00 -
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Originally by: Jim McGregor
I prefer to scream alone in the dark.
Your Tuxford Panic Thread tells me otherwise.
All life is sacred... until the client says otherwise. |
Dethis
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:13:00 -
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TEH SKYZ IS FALZING OH NOEZ RUN TO TEH HILLZ ELEVENTYONEONEONE111!!! -------- Kill em all and let god sort em out
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Morphee
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:13:00 -
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erm...argl ?
Oh ty, felt good.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:13:00 -
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HOLY CRAP THE ABADDON IS GOING TO CRUSH EVERYTHING IN EVE!
AND FIGHTING IT WILL BE COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE WE'LL BE TOO BUSY DANCING TO "TAKE A CHANCE ON ME" TO ACTUALLY SHOOT!!! ------------------ Originally by: kieron Buy ISK for RL cash here!
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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HippoKing
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:20:00 -
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Originally by: Dethis TEH SKYZ IS FALZING OH NOEZ RUN TO TEH HILLZ ELEVENTYONEONEONE111!!!
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Rockpounder
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:21:00 -
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More whining going on here now then on the wow forums.
I hope you all are proud of yourselves!
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arbitrary
Bad luck Clover Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:32:00 -
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OMG OMFG TEH f00S PWN3D TEH 13WT OMG OMG OMG ONOEZ RUN FOR TEH HILLZ TEH SKYZ IS FALZING!111!1
___ Arbi all I want is for you to smile. |
Rigsta
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:41:00 -
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Z0MG GALLENTE AND AMARR GET SHAMAN AND PALLY NOW!?!111 BLIZ SUCKS RAWR
Err sorry wrong forum. ----------------------------------------------- CRY HAVOC! And let slip the combat drones! To meander aimlessly towards your target... Perhaps stopping for a picnic along the way... And then turn |
Mateo Barca
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:42:00 -
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James T. Kirk style...
"TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!" POST WITH YOUR ALT!!1! |
OhMyGodess
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:42:00 -
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Hyperion - 10% to dmg of Energy Pulse Weapons per level - 96% to -100% reduction in Cloaking Device CPU use per level
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Syn Stalkyr
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:45:00 -
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Originally by: Rigsta Z0MG GALLENTE AND AMARR GET SHAMAN AND PALLY NOW!?!111 BLIZ SUCKS RAWR
QFT
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(temp signature until I get my character picture generated)
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Lukrisha
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Posted - 2006.07.27 19:48:00 -
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/pant /pant /hyperventilate /pant /passout
Just Saying...Ö
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Breed Love
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.27 20:27:00 -
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Edited by: Breed Love on 27/07/2006 20:33:06 omg methink galante batlosheep will sux0r becoz it have turrents and we all knowz0r turrents suck misles for tah winz0r imean look at raven sheild tank and wsc for teh winz0r and torps!!!!!!!!!!!! talk about overpowdered!!!!!!! and minmitar will roxor becoz sheild tank bonoz!!!!!!!!! and calldari with 8 turrents and ammar with 8 lazars for teh win and galante teir 3 will sux arse becuz blastars are bad mkay!!!
edit: idea!!! methink coz minnmitar batlsheep is so overpowdered with sheild tank bonoz, it shud have target panties bonoz insted!!!!!!!!!!!! ------ Originally by: Gazon In any case, the whole affair had one lasting effect: Awarding Stormriders the label of ridiculous drug addicts with a tendency towards utterly foolish actions.
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ParMizaN
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.07.27 20:32:00 -
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Hehe tov
I must say that I am quite concerned by the amount of cap it will take to fire lasers from an abaddon. So, "AGHH!"
Short, as I am not very worried, but pronounced, and reasonably loud.
sig edited for lack of pink really PINK -eris |
Waragha
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Posted - 2006.07.27 20:37:00 -
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EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM
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Bazman
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.27 21:01:00 -
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I would personally like to say thanks to Tux for giving all us Gallente Blaster*****s what we wanted. You're da man!
/me dances a jig -----
Sig removed, maximum allowed image dimensions are 400x120 and maximum allowed size is 24,000 bytes. Please contact [email protected] for more info (including a copy of your picture!) -wystler Hi TUXFORD! Blasterboat for tier 3 Gallente battleship please! Make it look cool too. Thanks.
I am a |
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Callistus
Coreli Corporation
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Posted - 2006.07.27 21:07:00 -
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Originally by: Bazman I would personally like to say thanks to Tux for giving all us Gallente Blaster*****s what we wanted. You're da man!
/me dances a jig
Yeah! <3 Tux Don't let the whiners grind you down! --------------
[Coreli Corporation Mainfrane] |
Insomnium
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.27 21:33:00 -
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OMG THE FLAMING NAKED BABIES!!!!!! RAWRRRRRRR!!!! Oh yeah... BOOST THE RAVEN! I CAN'T EVEN FLY ONE BUT BOOST IT DARN YOU!!!!!
that felt good. ------------------------------------ If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |
Ithildin
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.27 21:39:00 -
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No panic thred is complete without warp core stabs.
/me fits warp core stabs to thred. Dark skies torn apart Heavens open before me I, the light of death |
Nidhoggur
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Posted - 2006.07.27 21:51:00 -
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Originally by: Jim McGregor
I prefer to scream alone in the dark.
[emote]Slits wrists madly[/emote]
On the other hand:
NERF TEH RAVEN
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Tsanse Kinske
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.27 22:30:00 -
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Originally by: Callistus
Originally by: Bazman I would personally like to say thanks to Tux for giving all us Gallente Blaster*****s what we wanted. You're da man!
/me dances a jig
Yeah! <3 Tux Don't let the whiners grind you down!
Sorry, the reasonable statements and appreciation thread is down the hall. This thread is for pure, unreasoning, pantswetting screaming. For instance:
W0TTOMGAOWUEOAUOMAELI15AJABADDKJJUQ]ROKHJIK0SJKLHYPEIE3WOSUSUI1 TUXX'1!!!1!
* * * In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams, writing about EVE |
Jim McGregor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.27 22:31:00 -
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Originally by: Tovarishch
Originally by: Jim McGregor
I prefer to scream alone in the dark.
Your Tuxford Panic Thread tells me otherwise.
Ouch. --- Eve Wiki | Eve Tribune | Eve Pirate |
SasRipper
DIE WITH HONOUR
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Posted - 2006.07.27 22:47:00 -
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ZOMG ECM IS SO UNDERPOWERED BOSST IT NOW !!!!!!!!!ONE!!EVELEN!!!ONE MY FRACTION JAMMERS CANT CYCLE A WHOLE FLEET SOLO UNFAIR!!! IF THIS DOSENT STOP! ME AND MY 100,000 ACCOUNTS WILL QUIT!
Originally by: Santiago Cortes Please don't derail your own thread.
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Krulla
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.27 22:50:00 -
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHH!!!
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wierchas noobhunter
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.27 23:18:00 -
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meh all gona be just fine
join col ! now |
Misty Peaks
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Posted - 2006.07.27 23:20:00 -
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Yarr
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