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zzzczyzoznzoz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
37
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Posted - 2011.11.25 00:54:00 -
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do you know a eve pilot worty of a darwin award
have you got the km to prove it and the story to then post away ......... |
supersexysucker
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
11
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Posted - 2011.11.25 01:39:00 -
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I'm sure others will have better but I loved these 2, I found em both too!
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=8792039
This lolfit fail was doing an ship scanner site, i went into do some probing, saw nuets, crapped myself when a carrier was on scan... put out probes, scanned the nub down, in a covo prober warp to him at range to get a warp in for my fleet.
His lol ass died so fast... dude *never* stopped ratting or tried to jump out. I had to be in system a good 10min (while people were getting ships ready) the rush (lol) was not he is gona jump cause I was in system, but he was going to run out of rats.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=darkneko omg, 500m killed 78 BILL lost :-|
Now if that lolfit carrier is not good enough, I got better.
Few hours later (can't make this up lol)
I run into this idiot.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=8795008
I jump gate and the guys *on* the gate, in a lowsec system. Get on comms yell I got a freighter on gate, can't tackle (again still in meh covo prober) I try to bump the guy fully thinking, once he turns around to station he aint comming out.
Well covo prober vs freighter, guy warps to stat... I sit I swear less than a min, guy undocks... I'm thinking... He is fing with me...
Guy warps to the gate. The pirate, who was bumping him, still in local (me!), and he jumps... of course to ships waiting on the other side.
Story is better on this one than the KM, but the first, omg lol fit carrier is lol fit! |
Nex apparatu5
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
79
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Posted - 2011.11.25 02:34:00 -
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I would like to nominate zzzczyzoznzoz for two reasons.
One: his apparent inability to post legibly.
Two: When asked to name his character, all he could come up with was zzzczyzoznzoz. |
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CCP Unifex
C C P
C C P Alliance
10
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Posted - 2011.11.25 02:36:00 -
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Pretty sure my comedy,dual tank Mach fit warrants an honorable mention.
Lots of fun though.
Senior Producer |
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T' Elk
SniggWaffe
174
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Posted - 2011.11.25 02:52:00 -
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CCP Unifex wrote:Pretty sure my comedy,dual tank Mach fit warrants an honorable mention.
Lots of fun though.
Not talking about this one are you? 'Cause that's an epic fit bro.
God wears-áRay Ban Aviators. |
Abdiel Kavash
Paladin Order
Fidelas Constans
178
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Posted - 2011.11.25 03:30:00 -
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I'm pretty sure the dude undocking with 74 PLEXes in Jita qualifies. |
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
188
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Posted - 2011.11.25 04:05:00 -
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Large armor repairer II, because 50 million ISK is just too much to pay to get a capital armor repairer skill to save your billion isk carrier! Shoulda gone X-type if you ask me... |
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
188
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Posted - 2011.11.25 04:08:00 -
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zzzczyzoznzoz wrote:do you know a eve pilot worty of a darwin award
have you got the km to prove it and the story to then post away .........
I think we've all earned one at some point or other if you ask me. |
Havegun Willtravel
Mobile Alcohol Processing Units
22
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Posted - 2011.11.25 04:13:00 -
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Check out http://cozmikr5.blogspot.com/
Every wednesday he profiles an uber fail mail.
Alternately EVE-Kills +10 bil kill list makes for some double facepalm ' why dont i suicide gank ' moments. |
Zions Child
Odyssey Inc
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
174
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Posted - 2011.11.25 04:20:00 -
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Abdiel Kavash wrote:I'm pretty sure the dude undocking with 74 PLEXes in Jita qualifies.
ohmygod WHAT?
Did he just ragequit? Can you link the killmail? |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1020
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Posted - 2011.11.25 04:23:00 -
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This is pretty old but it's hilarious:
http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread.php?5775-Rorqual-Pilot-goes-mental |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
401
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Posted - 2011.11.25 05:35:00 -
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Rules for a Darwin Award
1 Must be able to contribute to the Gene Pool.
We will ignore this one for the purpose of this mmo.
2 Hasnt contributed to the Gene Pool yet.
Become moot when 1 goes.
3 Must have eleminiated oneself from being able to contribute to the gene pool
Thats going to be hard to do.
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Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
13
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Posted - 2011.11.25 05:37:00 -
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Any and all Titan bridge/jump failures. There are dozens.
Regards,
Sgt. Aiwha |
supersexysucker
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
11
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Posted - 2011.11.25 06:16:00 -
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CCP Unifex wrote:Pretty sure my comedy,dual tank Mach fit warrants an honorable mention.
Lots of fun though.
Maybe we should limited it to stuff that was BOUGHT not spawned.
I lol fit a carrier on the test server and warped it into combat... then again... 100isk for everything, and I made money when it blew up.
You guys lost nothing but crap you spawned for free, hell it cost LESS than the test server.
Have a real event when you risk YOUR isk. Nothing fun about shooting someone who in the end lost nothing, I can go on the test server and do that all day... pretty much all you did, you turned TQ into the test server for you guys (no risk, no lose) and left it the live server for everyone else, except the people you guys were too incompetent to not pod (and then reallyGǪ umGǪ no podding? Come onGǪ Well I guess you cheated anyway by spawning yourself ships, mostly faction, with faction ammoGǪ podding people in your free spawned ships that give you a clear advantage is kinda lame).
Really... people who work on eve... have no idea how to use it.... no wonder it is the fuckin mess it is.
And that word still aint filtered...
Guess that's one good thing about you guys... No need to go around the filters... you never fix em.
TL;DR, who cares, you did not lose anything except a spawned lol fit. The people in my mails lost something, hard earned isk, plex isk, or RMT isk... either way, they lost more than a few lines of code to spawn said ships. |
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
79
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Posted - 2011.11.25 06:18:00 -
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@ supersexysucker
Considering its their game.
Your comment doesnt really apply.
One more thing, the simple fact that you count only "real" loss shows quite some interesting things about you.
Here i thought that the game is about fun having in game, not about how much of an loss you created to other one.
Anyway i vote for darwin awards for myself.
Viz the incredibly awesome fitted stabber killed at half 0.2 when i was six days old. |
Krios Ahzek
Juvenis Iratus
147
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Posted - 2011.11.25 06:29:00 -
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Nova Fox wrote:Rules for a Darwin Award
1 Must be able to contribute to the Gene Pool.
We will ignore this one for the purpose of this mmo.
2 Hasnt contributed to the Gene Pool yet.
Become moot when 1 goes.
3 Must have eleminiated oneself from being able to contribute to the gene pool
Thats going to be hard to do.
If you count referral as some kind of twisted version of EVE reproduction, a Darwin award would be awarded to someone who ragequits before he introduced anyone to the game.
I live, I post, I slay. I am content. |
Liam Mirren
State War Academy
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2011.11.25 06:42:00 -
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supersexysucker wrote:CCP Unifex wrote:Pretty sure my comedy,dual tank Mach fit warrants an honorable mention.
Lots of fun though. Maybe we should limited it to stuff that was BOUGHT not spawned. I lol fit a carrier on the test server and warped it into combat... then again... 100isk for everything, and I made money when it blew up. You guys lost nothing but crap you spawned for free, hell it cost LESS than the test server. Have a real event when you risk YOUR isk. Nothing fun about shooting someone who in the end lost nothing, I can go on the test server and do that all day... pretty much all you did, you turned TQ into the test server for you guys (no risk, no lose) and left it the live server for everyone else, except the people you guys were too incompetent to not pod (and then reallyGǪ umGǪ no podding? Come onGǪ Well I guess you cheated anyway by spawning yourself ships, mostly faction, with faction ammoGǪ podding people in your free spawned ships that give you a clear advantage is kinda lame). Really... people who work on eve... have no idea how to use it.... no wonder it is the fuckin mess it is. And that word still aint filtered... Guess that's one good thing about you guys... No need to go around the filters... you never fix em. TL;DR, who cares, you did not lose anything except a spawned lol fit. The people in my mails lost something, hard earned isk, plex isk, or RMT isk... either way, they lost more than a few lines of code to spawn said ships.
Get out.
Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. |
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
79
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Posted - 2011.11.25 06:49:00 -
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http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=3680304
There is the km i was talking about. |
AnkaD
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
5
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Posted - 2011.11.25 07:55:00 -
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Alway liked this one
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13980010 |
Suitonia
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
33
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Posted - 2011.11.25 08:07:00 -
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The design document for ECM |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled
The.Alliance
113
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Posted - 2011.11.25 08:18:00 -
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This is the principal ship that i fly and that fit is a crime. i truly am speechless. |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
83
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Posted - 2011.11.25 09:13:00 -
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Gonna nominate myself for this glorious blackbird fit:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=3014459
To my defense: I was only several days old when this happened, had just discovered that there are three different kinds of slots and you somehow could put something in every slot. Wooot! Plus it was my first cruiser, so I felt invincible anyway....
P.S. Also, excellent piloting of a blackbird: Charge in, orbit the deimos at 2 km, forget about ecm, just using SD and TP ! Guess I scared the sh*t out of them......
EDIT: CHECK OUT MY DOUBLES!!
...THEN WHO WAS PHOON? |
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
Sanctuary Pact
194
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Posted - 2011.11.25 09:19:00 -
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Suitonia wrote:The design document for ECM
Oh hello! This ^^ has to win the award hands-down.
Who the hell came up with the design and specifications for ECM? Fail, mega-fail.
The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another. - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
Marcus Wilde
Meat Shields
8
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Posted - 2011.11.25 09:41:00 -
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Andski wrote:This is pretty old but it's hilarious:
http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread.php?5775-Rorqual-Pilot-goes-mental
lol very good!
Tears + Bucket = Win |
Dirty Weegie
The Dirty Rejects
Scelus Sceleris.
5
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Posted - 2011.11.25 09:44:00 -
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Stupid people should be banned from having nice things
Edit: OMG best bit is he then gets in another faction ship and undocks to take revenge for his NM
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13980524
This is what happens
LMAO
If you can't win fair... Cheat |
baltec1
205
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Posted - 2011.11.25 10:16:00 -
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Thorn Galen wrote:Suitonia wrote:The design document for ECM Oh hello! This ^^ has to win the award hands-down. Who the hell came up with the design and specifications for ECM? Fail, mega-fail.
Speaking of which.
However my all star favorate is this |
Liam Mirren
State War Academy
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2011.11.25 11:02:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:However my all star favorate is this
Mining Rokh, so while cool not that hilarious. Someone losing his dramiel to a combat hauler, was last year or so, that was hilarious :P
Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. |
Sherringford Hovis
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
0
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Posted - 2011.11.25 11:10:00 -
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Andski wrote:This is pretty old but it's hilarious:
http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread.php?5775-Rorqual-Pilot-goes-mental
Still to this day one of my favourite moments in eve. I have never laughed so much.
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baltec1
205
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Posted - 2011.11.25 11:18:00 -
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Liam Mirren wrote:
Mining Rokh, so while cool not that hilarious. Someone losing his dramiel to a combat hauler, was last year or so, that was hilarious :P
Oh god I remember Emo TJ. |
Sgt Lurch
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.11.25 11:24:00 -
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I once went for a wee whilst warping a Hyperion, ended up having to poo and came back to find myself in station... |
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