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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.10.14 00:13:00 -
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1. Wash your hands regularly 2. Do not expose yourself to foreign bodily fluids 3. Be in a level 3 Hazmat Suit 4. Live in a CDC-constructed facility 5. Emotionally detach yourself from everyone you hold dear 6. Start stockpiling supplies in 2005 7. Study episodes of Walking Dead because that's what this is 8. Always destroy the brain President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub | Twitter |-ámk.III | Imgur |

Jace Sarice
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.10.14 05:11:00 -
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9. Live anywhere but Sierra Leone. |

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
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Posted - 2014.10.14 05:16:00 -
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10. panic loudly and throw your hands up in the air while running and screaming. the shortness of breath and low oxygen in the blood will cause acidosis which creates very unfavorable conditions for the virus to replicate in. |

Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.10.14 06:16:00 -
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11. Sit back smugly realising your cutting yourself from humanity and spending your life online has paid off. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate |

Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2014.10.14 06:35:00 -
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Eurydia Vespasian wrote:10. panic loudly and throw your hands up in the air while running and screaming. the shortness of breath and low oxygen in the blood will cause acidosis which creates very unfavorable conditions for the virus to replicate in.
Damn, I got that... The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5545
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Posted - 2014.10.14 07:05:00 -
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Rain6637 wrote:1. Wash your hands regularly 2. Do not expose yourself to foreign bodily fluids 3. Be in a level 3 Hazmat Suit 4. Live in a CDC-constructed facility 5. Emotionally detach yourself from everyone you hold dear 6. Start stockpiling supplies in 2005 7. Study episodes of Walking Dead because that's what this is 8. Always destroy the brain
First and foremost rule should be "stop the nose picking". I'll bet the NSA is getting tired of watching us booger mine on our web cams all day anyway.
I think most of the gaming community is going to be safe from Ebola anyway. You have to be around people to get it.
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |

Big Lynx
Chaotic Tranquility
683
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Posted - 2014.10.14 09:47:00 -
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12. Play EvE 24/7 |

Solecist Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
10924
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Posted - 2014.10.14 09:48:00 -
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Didn't Nostradamus say something about the dead rising, walking or something? ^_^ I am Sol. I cook my bacon naked. New capsuleer in need of money? You hope there is more you can do than mining or being a slave to an agent? THERE IS! Send me a mail! |

Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
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Posted - 2014.10.14 10:45:00 -
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13. Drink lots of alcohol. The virus cannot survive if your blood alcohol level is above 7 GǦ. I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2014.10.14 13:15:00 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Didn't Nostradamus say something about the dead rising, walking or something? ^_^
Properly read, Nostradamus forewarned everything from losing half of your favorite pair of socks to Cthulu awakening. The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.10.14 17:51:00 -
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14. Toss virgins into volcano to appease the higher power.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
675
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Posted - 2014.10.14 18:13:00 -
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sit back ..... watch the dead count rise.... then get ready for a land grab once the disease has run its course |

Myfanwy Heimdal
Heimdal Freight and Manufacture Inc
371
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Posted - 2014.10.14 19:51:00 -
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Jace Sarice wrote:9. Live anywhere but Sierra Leone.
I am in North Wales and my only concern are sheep ticks. Pam:-á I wonder what my name means in Welsh?Nessa: Why? |

Kaaeliaa
The Vendunari End of Life
16571
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Posted - 2014.10.15 15:50:00 -
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Step 3.1415926: Have read The Hot Zone in high school and act impossibly smug that you already knew about Ebola and proceed to terrify and/or gross out everyone around you with graphic descriptions of how viral hemorrhagic fevers kill you. Princess of Sibyyl's pillowfort. Derpkin Transginger.
"My phoeb is beep" -Pepper
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Kudos12345
Republic University Minmatar Republic
29
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Posted - 2014.10.15 17:24:00 -
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Step 15. If all else fails make sure you release some chimps in your nearest pine forrest. |

Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2014.10.15 17:36:00 -
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Step 16. If you live in Spain, then... err, nevermind. The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
5776
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Posted - 2014.10.15 17:43:00 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Didn't Nostradamus say something about the dead rising, walking or something? ^_^ Yes, he said something about almost literally everything conceptually possible for his time but never gave any context for it.
Nostradamus Roulette = CALL ALL THE NUMBERS....FOREVER! =]I[= |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
10077
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Posted - 2014.10.16 01:12:00 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Solecist Project wrote:Didn't Nostradamus say something about the dead rising, walking or something? ^_^ Yes, he said something about almost literally everything conceptually possible for his time but never gave any context for it. Nostradamus Roulette = CALL ALL THE NUMBERS....FOREVER!
Pretty sure the National Weather Service are devotees of that method. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
One of ours, ten of theirs. |

Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
1345
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Posted - 2014.10.16 01:15:00 -
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Calm yer t**s , or not ....  Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |

Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
81086
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Posted - 2014.10.16 11:57:00 -
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Its pretty simple to avoid it really.
Just stop watching and reading the news. Why can't I wear that? || My Fanclub
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Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.10.16 15:39:00 -
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Wtf did i just watch.  "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate |

RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
3939
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Posted - 2014.10.16 15:39:00 -
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Eurydia Vespasian wrote:10. panic loudly and throw your hands up in the air while running and screaming. the shortness of breath and low oxygen in the blood will cause acidosis which creates very unfavorable conditions for the virus to replicate in.
Andromeda Strain FTW!
So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter. |

RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
3939
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Posted - 2014.10.16 15:40:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:14. Toss virgins into volcano to appease the higher power.
Where the hell do you find any?!?
So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter. |

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
5792
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Posted - 2014.10.16 15:54:00 -
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RoAnnon wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:14. Toss virgins into volcano to appease the higher power. Where the hell do you find any?!? this is the hardcore of the mmo community, a better question would be where would you find someone who isnt... =]I[= |

Random McNally
Isogen 5
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Posted - 2014.10.16 16:06:00 -
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16. Watch every apocalyptic disease movie ever made so you've got the lingo down. Virus' dont like lingo. Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.10.16 16:09:00 -
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RoAnnon wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:14. Toss virgins into volcano to appease the higher power. Where the hell do you find any?!?
Here you go. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
13340
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Posted - 2014.10.16 16:39:00 -
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RoAnnon wrote:Eurydia Vespasian wrote:10. panic loudly and throw your hands up in the air while running and screaming. the shortness of breath and low oxygen in the blood will cause acidosis which creates very unfavorable conditions for the virus to replicate in. Andromeda Strain FTW!
lol. You guys know that Michael Crichton was a medical doctor, right? He knew what was up! |

Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
4571
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Posted - 2014.10.16 17:34:00 -
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Only the Paranoid Survive. Ideas to boost fun factor in Planetary Interaction. |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
17121
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Posted - 2014.10.16 17:53:00 -
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Bagrat Skalski wrote:Only the Paranoid Survive.
So... Dinsdale is freakin immortal then? Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
677
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Posted - 2014.10.16 18:19:00 -
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oooer !! just seen a bloke pulling a cart past our house ringing a bell shouting .."bring out yer dead ..bring out yer dead ! "  |
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