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Shogo
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Posted - 2003.10.11 06:59:00 -
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1. When you buy a new car you ask the dealer what skill lvl you need to drive it.
2 Looking for you're mining equipment every time you see a big Rock
3 When you go to sleep you say to you're wive, I'm going AFK for a few hours.
4 When you ask directions to the a jumpgate.
5 When sombody is whining at work you call him carebear
6 When you try to warpjam the person that's driving in front of you.
7 When you try and buy a mivrowarpdrive for you're car.
8 When you ask the shopkeeper how much isks his products cost.
9 When you ask for implants at you're local hardware shop.
10 When you ask for docking permission before you enter a building.
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Elwir
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:14:00 -
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I still havn't stopped laughing over #5 
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Jonask'ri
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:25:00 -
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#11 When you simply expect anything in life to CTD and not be bothered by it.
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:30:00 -
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#12 when you brag to your friends about how rich and powerful you are in the world of eve.
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SilverBadger
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:34:00 -
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#12 when you brag to your friends about how rich and powerful you are in the world of eve.
...but then realise that the only friends you have nowadays are also playing EVE.
SilverBadger
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Cmd Sisko
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:37:00 -
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Edited by: Cmd Sisko on 11/10/2003 08:06:15
13: When u see a plane and think its a batteship.
14: when u see a carwreck and say *look its m0o at it again*
15: when u stop at a gas station and ask them to refit ur car.
16: when u enter the ghetto and say. o im going to get pked.
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:49:00 -
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17. When you go to the store to buy some food, and the price has gone up. And you yell Exploit really loud, and everyone looks at you funny, and keeps thier distance.
 Have a nice Day! Buy stuff its good for You!
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Deathwing
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:59:00 -
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I call people carebears and tell them im gonna pod em irl all the time
They just shrug it off as either being A) I drunk or B) Old rugby head injury
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Temujin Destovai
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:17:00 -
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Edited by: Temujin Destovai on 11/10/2003 08:19:18
18. After wrecking your car, you try to convince the officer that the autopilot was bugged, and that you want to petition.
19. You have an add running in the local newspaper trying to sell Superconductors and Miniature Electronics for horrendous amounts of cash
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Dufas
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:23:00 -
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Edited by: Dufas on 11/10/2003 08:24:53
Edited by: Dufas on 11/10/2003 08:23:29
when ppl at work ask how was your weekend and you tell them that u mined for 36 hrs for another bs..and they look at u like your nutz
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:26:00 -
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Edited by: Joshua Calvert on 11/10/2003 08:34:22
20# When you threaten to "pod" someone instead of "kick their ass".
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Thano
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:32:00 -
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i know iv said this before but it still rings true.. #19 when you you look at a screenshot of eve you try to rotate the camora
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:34:00 -
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Edited by: Joshua Calvert on 11/10/2003 08:34:48
22# When you look at those screenshots and try to mouseover the ships
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Thano
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:41:00 -
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Edited by: Joshua Calvert on 11/10/2003 08:34:48
22# When you look at those screenshots and try to mouseover the ships
lol so odviously im not the only one that does this
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Relentless
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:53:00 -
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23: When the car won't start and you can't figure it out, you think "Maybe I should relog and see if that helps"
24: Your girlfriend says something funny and you absentmindedly respond "lol"
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Shock
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Posted - 2003.10.11 10:34:00 -
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Edited by: Shock on 11/10/2003 10:34:33
I think trying to rotate/zoom the camera or mouseover the ship in screenshots is the best example.
Besides betting a splitting migraine after playing too long (but that might just be me).
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Lola
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Posted - 2003.10.11 10:44:00 -
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Edited by: Shock on 11/10/2003 10:34:33
I think trying to rotate/zoom the camera or mouseover the ship in screenshots is the best example.
I've done that more time than I care to mention. Sometimes when I haven't had enough sleep I'll do it to the same image twice
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Blockoindi
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:19:00 -
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25: when u camp at building entrances and demand isk to let people pass
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Drethen Nerevitas
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:23:00 -
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Edited by: Drethen Nerevitas on 11/10/2003 11:23:41
#26 When you look out the window and realise your car is shaped similarly to a Thorax and is painted the same too  .
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Grankor
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:24:00 -
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26: You call work cause you're running late, and you tell them that you are only 2 jumps away.
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:26:00 -
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Edited by: Luc Boye on 11/10/2003 11:27:00
27. you finally got good at recycling.
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:27:00 -
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#27 when you go to the doctor and ask for a clone
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:30:00 -
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27. When you go to Home Depot and ask what their selling Megacyte and Zydrine for.
28. When you get out your pistol and shoot someones lunch box at work, and shrug it off as griefing.
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:31:00 -
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#28 when you try to convince your boss to make you a ceo cause your corp has made over 100 billion isk
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Lola
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:33:00 -
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#30 when you hotwire a car and take it because that's what they get for jettisoning it in a mall parking lot.
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:34:00 -
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30. When you try to put a buy order in at Barnes and Nobles for Pax Amarria.
31. When you try to get some slaves, and then realize thats a really bad idea.
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:36:00 -
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31. When you try to get some slaves, and then realize thats a really bad idea.
not in Georgia or Alabama
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:50:00 -
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Ok thats just wrong..
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:55:00 -
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#19 when you you look at a screenshot of eve you try to rotate the camora
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22# When you look at those screenshots and try to mouseover the ships
I had a screenshot for my desktop background. I had to change it after a few days as it was messing with my mind.
32. when your taking a class with some freshman that's griping about not getting an A on an exam and you say "welcome to unsecure space n00b"
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Cruise
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:56:00 -
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When you want to have sex with your wife/girlfriend and you ask for docking permission.
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:58:00 -
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33. when your thinking about eve before sex period.
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Madcap Magician
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:00:00 -
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#33. When you call your friends to "escort" your van to work . . .
#34. . . . Someone hits your van, and you complain about "stoplight" lag!
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:02:00 -
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35. you start thinking about canceling your insurance cause you dont need it as long as you stay in 1.0 space.
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Lola
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:05:00 -
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36. When you drive a van.
37. When you wonder if someone has cargo expanders on thier van.
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Crazy Bone
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:11:00 -
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lol nice to get a good laugh once and a while on these bords
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ULTIMA TREX
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:11:00 -
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#38 when you have a screenshot and you click on the icons waiting for somert to happen then wonder why.
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:13:00 -
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39. when you really look like ultra
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:14:00 -
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sorry i ment untima
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Drethen Nerevitas
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:15:00 -
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Edit button, Chacer.
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:16:00 -
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Edit button, Chacer.
cant. to easy
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:41:00 -
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I just dreamt the implants were all totem animals and that the caldari tiger ate all the others... I'm taking a break.
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Lola
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:44:00 -
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Edit button, Chacer.
I think he's trying to boost his post count.
(don't tell him this forum doesn't have post counts)
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:49:00 -
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40. when all you do at work is talk on the eve forums and try to get your post count up.
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Babye Cakes
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Posted - 2003.10.11 12:54:00 -
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41. when you have seen chacers name to many times in one day.
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Saturn
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Posted - 2003.10.11 13:07:00 -
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42. When you refer to your little boys dog that just ****ed on the carpet as the little "griefer" but your wife thinks your talking about the kid...and agrees!
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IcedBach Jr
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Posted - 2003.10.11 13:30:00 -
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finally a good humoured thread, thank U, I had almost stopped reading in this forum.
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2003.10.11 14:20:00 -
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Edited by: Luc Boye on 11/10/2003 14:21:15
When you stop replying with "can I have your stuff" to the posts like the previous one.
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MaiLina KaTar
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Posted - 2003.10.11 14:32:00 -
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43. When you¦re trying to morph your girlfriend¦s jaw.
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Kaboom22
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Posted - 2003.10.11 15:51:00 -
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Edited by: Kaboom22 on 11/10/2003 15:51:57
#44 when you walk within 1500 metres of a can of beer and expect to drag it into your belly
#45 when you fit a gigantic engine to your tank, half the armour and a quater of the fuel tank vanish.
i love these threads, bring back the lymeric one....
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Phreyja
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Posted - 2003.10.11 16:11:00 -
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"8 When you ask the shopkeeper how much isks his products cost."
Wasn't funny to me because isk is just the currency in Iceland (Icelandic Kronur) where I live and the GM's too.
But the others where funny :D
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Grankor
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Posted - 2003.10.11 18:41:00 -
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BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!
*cries*
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When you want to have sex with your wife/girlfriend and you ask for docking permission.
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Liem
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Posted - 2003.10.12 15:35:00 -
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Edited by: Liem on 17/10/2003 21:46:01
When U think of your self as an alt for your Eve character |
Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2003.10.12 20:14:00 -
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##: You think the unholy lag is a featured spaceworm in the game and try to hunt it down.
FFS, improve or die!! 
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Bugs Bunny
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Posted - 2003.10.12 20:37:00 -
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48: When you see the police and say, "Oh ****, CONCORD!"
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Commander Jones
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Posted - 2003.10.12 21:24:00 -
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Edited by: Commander Jones on 12/10/2003 21:33:54
Edited by: Commander Jones on 12/10/2003 21:30:31
Edited by: Commander Jones on 12/10/2003 21:30:09
49. when you step outside after a day of playing and find yourself thinking about how eve is so much better 3d rendered than the real world
50. when you develop an itch at the base of your neck where the jack that connects you to your ship is supposed to be
51. when you wonder whether to take the mining lasers or the 250 mm hybrids on a night out in town
52. when you worry that the new MWD you bought is gonna take too much cap off yer car and whether you should fit it before you leave to your mum's house or not.
53. when you spend a whole day mining plag in an imicus and dream about mining bistot in a armagedon at night
"You end up paying good money for the sort of treatment you ancestors spent their short, brutal lives trying to avoid. That's progress"
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.12 21:26:00 -
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##: When you put 3 sandwiches in your lunchbox and wonder what the stacking penalty is.
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Znaei
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Posted - 2003.10.12 21:37:00 -
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Edited by: Znaei on 12/10/2003 21:37:33
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Phreyja, I actually live in Iceland too, and the icelandic currency is IKR ...
Actually its ISK not IKR
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |
Rinekar
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Posted - 2003.10.12 23:35:00 -
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When you wish your RL bank account was like your isk account...
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Mud Hog
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Posted - 2003.10.12 23:56:00 -
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#54 When you look up to the sky and thinking that your friends are there still mining.
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Nick Nitro
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Posted - 2003.10.13 16:59:00 -
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when your at work and your hands and feet shake from EVE withdrawal
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Sybylle
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Posted - 2003.10.30 10:10:00 -
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Didn't want to create a new thread...
CCP-->search function needed!
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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.10.30 10:39:00 -
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#56 when you actually say LOL instead of laughing.
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Deadflip2
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Posted - 2003.10.30 11:11:00 -
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#50 trying to find the podkills in the last 24 hours button on your map
#51 tell ur friend u installed alpha hull mods on your car
#52 trying to look for the market channel
#53 attempting to targetjam your boss
#54 telling your parents you just bought new tachyons
#55 before you get a job asking how many battleships they have
#56 when u enter a shop asking if they buy trit
#57 asking people where tankceo is
#58 keeping a 50 meter distance from large building
#59 when u enter a plane ask the steward what modules they have on their low slots
#60 ask people where theres a good hunting spot
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Capt Darius
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Posted - 2003.10.30 11:12:00 -
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#61 when you start signing your characters name to important documents
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Ph0enix
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Posted - 2003.10.30 11:26:00 -
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#62 When your late to work and claim you were stuck on a roid.
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.10.30 11:32:00 -
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Edited by: Hackett on 30/10/2003 11:32:14
#63 When your train gets cancelled on the way home from work and you phone home and say 'I'm stuck in Liverpool Street system'
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Deadflip2
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Posted - 2003.10.30 11:56:00 -
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#64 when you are driving a car and say *warpdrive active* when u enter the highway
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.10.30 12:02:00 -
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#65 you made a new email account for your eve char. while you cant be botherd to make a new one for your real life
#66 when people annoy you you find yourself wishing for sensor dampeners and guns.
24: Your girlfriend says something funny and you absentmindedly respond "lol"
That has happend so many times
This is not a hijack
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Sheolyn
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Posted - 2003.10.30 12:18:00 -
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#67: You fall ill and you think "no matter, I'll just play an alt for a while"... 
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DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2003.10.30 12:26:00 -
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##: When you go to university and have to spend less time playing EVE, so you compensate in your personal planner with such phrases as: "OMGOMGOMG!! RTF Chemistry!!11oneone", "sm0k3d this t3st, lololol" and the infamous "*****z, 2 tests today, getting owned". I'm so not joking its not even funny..
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Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2003.10.30 13:01:00 -
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#64 when you are driving a car and say *warpdrive active* when u enter the highway
lol I just know that somewhere there is really annoying man who says that every single time he enter the highway.
#69 Expecting to CTD when you upgrade your glasses
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