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Kieli Rast	Posted - 2006.08.20 16:27:00 - [1] Edited by: Kieli Rast on 20/08/2006 16:28:16 Please allow me to pass this on from my brother. After completing a major aquisition of Caldari investments he would like me to relay this request to the Gallente Federation. He is currently still located in Caldari space and has been unable to contact you directly due to his life being at risk at the moment. From : Dentara Rast Greetings blood brothers. Due to the current state of your elections, I would like you to consider the posibility of me, Dentara Rast, becoming your Leader. The Gallente Federation has become nothing more than the laughing stock of the universe. Our Military is weak, our homelands are being poisoned by the Matari, and the Caldari are taking our possessions daily through corporate loopholes. Recently I liberated a healthy sum of money from many Caldari ran corporations, that will undoubtedly cripple their operations in the short term, but the time to act upon this is now. The amount was in the region 790 Billion ISK. Should I be installed as your Leader, I will donate these liberated funds to our military to ensure that the Gallente race dominates this galaxy now and always. We are the master race, and second rate sub cultures have no place within our borders. Only pureblooded Gallente people have rights to possession, and I will ensure this happens through military might. Together, we will crush the Caldari race and delete them from history, remove the stentch that is the matari, and enlighten our neighbours with our highly advanced culture. The time to act is now. Vote Rast for your Leader!
Kyoko Sakoda Caldari Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2006.08.20 16:39:00 - [2] I see your brother is having an identity crisis. snicker Learn what it means to be Caldari - www.omertasyndicate.com
Shemar Gallente Photesthetics Glamour Syndicate	Posted - 2006.08.20 16:45:00 - [3] So, let me get this straight. Someone steals 790 billion ISK and then wants to use it to 'buy' the elections. Why would anyone with brains ever trust that person, with a single ISK of their money, much less the leadership of their nation? ________________ Enhanced eye sight does not make up for the lack of vision
Verone	Posted - 2006.08.20 17:03:00 - [4] BACKSTORY AND FAN FICTION
Violet Ju'wien Minmatar	Posted - 2006.08.20 17:06:00 - [5] This reeks of an anti-Gallente plot, if you ask me. I thought the Caldari were above that. Even a nation as young as the State must know that politics go right over this sort of thing. The Federation could only ever take this person into protective custody to prevent State elements from holding this man against his will. He's quite clearly going to be hunted by his previous fellow Caldari, for his crimes and his wealth. I'd be expecting assassination attempts within the week. Besides, as Ms. Sakoda pointed out, isn't your brother Deteis? ----- "Boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past" Thukkers do.
Kieli Rast	Posted - 2006.08.20 17:19:00 - [6] No, Im actually Gallente but was surgically altered to appear Caldari in order to infiltrate certain organisations. I also go by the name Cally should you wish to validate this. Dentara Rast is Gallente. I should have made that clear in my post. Using the Caldari's own greed against them, he has convinced them to hand over large sums of money using the Eve Intergalactic Bank as a front.
Jernau Gurgeh Gallente	Posted - 2006.08.20 17:24:00 - [7] With 790 billion ISK, I imagine that taxes might drop a little There are 10 sorts of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who do not.
Elrohir Falassion Multiverse Corporation	Posted - 2006.08.20 17:30:00 - [8] Edited by: Elrohir Falassion on 20/08/2006 17:34:43 The Gallente are a people of democracy, but first and foremost, we are a people of intelligence and i highly doubt anyone of my racial brothers will accept this outrage of an blackmail! Keep your money! You cannot buy leadership, you earn it! ----------------------------------------
Jasmine Constantine Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2006.08.20 17:48:00 - [9] Proposal accepted. Please transfer the 790 billion isk into the account of Jasmine Constantine and I'll see your brother gets the political recognition he deserves. _________________
Hiro Hoshimatsu Caldari The Patriot Pact	Posted - 2006.08.20 18:09:00 - [10] I reckon this fellow has just as much right to run for the presidency as the other two insane con-men trying to bribe their way to the top of the Gallente "democracy". Bravo. ---------------------------------- Hiro Hoshimatsu The Patriot Pact
Rabisque Gallente Team JAVELIN The Cyrene Initiative	Posted - 2006.08.20 18:29:00 - [11] I'd rather have this thief voted into office than have that facist Senator Blaque take over. At least this one is creative
Jenny Spitfire Caldari LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2006.08.20 19:06:00 - [12] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Your brother is a Gallentean. You are a Caldari. I wonder what kind of animals are your parents to have bore abominations. --------- In the blindness, a streak fiery thread violently cuts the horizon. Bleeding golden mists, engulfing the blindness from within. Burning the darkness. The touch of dawn.
Kieli Rast	Posted - 2006.08.20 19:16:00 - [13] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Your brother is a Gallentean. You are a Caldari. I wonder what kind of animals are your parents to have bore abominations. If you bothered to read my statement, I did state I was surgically altered to appear Caldari.
Kura Accipter The Aeternus Crusade	Posted - 2006.08.20 19:23:00 - [14] I for one would welcome this insanity, the sooner this thief can make the Federation declare war on the State, the sooner the State could wipe the stench of the Gallente from Caldari Prime.
Jenny Spitfire Caldari LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2006.08.20 19:24:00 - [15] Originally by: Kieli Rast Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Your brother is a Gallentean. You are a Caldari. I wonder what kind of animals are your parents to have bore abominations. If you bothered to read my statement, I did state I was surgically altered to appear Caldari. AFAIK, not possible. --------- In the blindness, a streak fiery thread violently cuts the horizon. Bleeding golden mists, engulfing the blindness from within. Burning the darkness. The touch of dawn.
Idaeus Gallente Crimson Wings Squadron	Posted - 2006.08.20 20:47:00 - [16] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Originally by: Kieli Rast Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Your brother is a Gallentean. You are a Caldari. I wonder what kind of animals are your parents to have bore abominations. If you bothered to read my statement, I did state I was surgically altered to appear Caldari. AFAIK, not possible. You must be thinking about the procedure to remove the stick wedged firmly up every Caldari's back end. THAT is quite impossible to remove. ---- IOI?
Jenny Spitfire Caldari LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2006.08.20 21:46:00 - [17] Originally by: Idaeus Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Originally by: Kieli Rast Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Your brother is a Gallentean. You are a Caldari. I wonder what kind of animals are your parents to have bore abominations. If you bothered to read my statement, I did state I was surgically altered to appear Caldari. AFAIK, not possible. You must be thinking about the procedure to remove the stick wedged firmly up every Caldari's back end. THAT is quite impossible to remove. Sighs. The next thing we hear is some male Gallente pod pilot got podded and woke up in a female Minmatar clone? --------- In the blindness, a streak fiery thread violently cuts the horizon. Bleeding golden mists, engulfing the blindness from within. Burning the darkness. The touch of dawn.
Logan Weavend Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2006.08.20 22:44:00 - [18] Sounds like a real tool. Yeah, sure, vote him in, as soon as all that free cash hits the market for pod pilots looking to arm the Gallente war machine (if it can be called such), their economy will collapse in short order as comodoties and assets throughout their region increase in value to keep up with the ISK injection, leaving their civilians out of luck, as I noted they will be receiving none of the "liberated funds". How long will they keep you in power after that, I wonder? The event in the end will only serve to make a State victory that much easier. Then we can see who the real 'master race' is. Clearly your brother did not think things through, but hey, what do I know, I'm just a Caldari with a wedge up my arse, a civilian degree in Economics is hardly going to be useful to me in this big bad world of capsuleer politics.
Tyr Vaantau Amarr Viziam	Posted - 2006.08.20 23:03:00 - [19] Regarding the tone of that message, I would just let the racist one win. Can't remember his name from lack of care. Your brother is nothing special.
Jack Malus Gallente Phoenix Wing	Posted - 2006.08.21 01:45:00 - [20] Edited by: Jack Malus on 21/08/2006 01:48:01 I thought it common knowledge that separating a Caldari from his ISK is a life and death decision. While it's great that you want to help the Federation, I agree with Shemar, there is a credibility issue here. Plus the Minmatar are our friends.
Davlos Caldari Swag Co.	Posted - 2006.08.21 02:11:00 - [21] ... You Gallente are truly the masters of entertainment. I've viewed dozens of your holoreels so far, and this is so, so much better than the stuff that your best filmmakers can ever hope to achieve. Encore! More! More! I haven't laughed this hard in months.
Davlos Caldari Swag Co.	Posted - 2006.08.21 02:12:00 - [22] Edited by: Davlos on 21/08/2006 02:13:09 (( Double post. Whoops. ))
Tarsha Listur Glamour Bunnies Glamour Syndicate	Posted - 2006.08.21 06:49:00 - [23] Edited by: Tarsha Listur on 21/08/2006 06:51:51 so such a big thief your brother lacks style, grace and tact. And if the federation is as bad as you say we dont want him to make it worse do we dear As for the matari, they are our allies and brothers, the caldari though estranged are also our brothers. Kalahari Wayrest > Serps are like men though... they come in close and fast, 10 seconds of fun and they explode all over your face and you're left to clean up the mess
Plan Neun Caldari Ganja Unlimited	Posted - 2006.08.21 08:23:00 - [24] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Originally by: Idaeus Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Originally by: Kieli Rast Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Your brother is a Gallentean. You are a Caldari. I wonder what kind of animals are your parents to have bore abominations. If you bothered to read my statement, I did state I was surgically altered to appear Caldari. AFAIK, not possible. You must be thinking about the procedure to remove the stick wedged firmly up every Caldari's back end. THAT is quite impossible to remove. Sighs. The next thing we hear is some male Gallente pod pilot got podded and woke up in a female Minmatar clone? That would be outrages "I Will Drug You and Fluff You, through the permafrost"
Thuul'Khalat Phoenix Wing	Posted - 2006.08.21 09:20:00 - [25] I thank you Dentara, for breaking the monotone boredom of day-to-day routine. Your "letter" is indeed highly amusing. --- As one life ends, another rises from the ashes. Ingame Channel - "Phoenixpublic"
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2006.08.21 12:23:00 - [26] At last the gallente federation would have a representative of the same character as the average gallente citizen You have my support Dentara Rast ! http://eve.klaki.net/
Cmdr Baxter Caldari Skunk Works Corp.	Posted - 2006.08.21 16:29:00 - [27] Edited by: Cmdr Baxter on 21/08/2006 16:32:31 Originally by: Kieli Rast Edited by: Kieli Rast on 20/08/2006 16:28:16 The Gallente Federation has become nothing more than the laughing stock of the universe. Our Military is weak, our homelands are being poisoned by the Matari, and the Caldari are taking our possessions daily through corporate loopholes. Recently I liberated a healthy sum of money from many Caldari ran corporations, that will undoubtedly cripple their operations in the short term, but the time to act upon this is now. The amount was in the region 790 Billion ISK. Should I be installed as your Leader, I will donate these liberated funds to our military to ensure that the Gallente race dominates this galaxy now and always. We are the master race, and second rate sub cultures have no place within our borders. Only pureblooded Gallente people have rights to possession, and I will ensure this happens through military might. Together, we will crush the Caldari race and delete them from history, remove the stentch that is the matari, and enlighten our neighbours with our highly advanced culture. Sanctioning of criminal activity, in this case the theft of 790 billion ISK, then an attempt to bribe public officials with said amount, has no place within the borders of the Caldari State, nor of the Gallente Federation. The theft of 790 billion ISK is a matter of serious concern, and I have no doubt that even now investigators are in hot pursuit of your 'brother.' Indeed, I doubt that he will make it back across the Caldari Border Zone with his pod intact. This letter smacks of insanity: it takes time to build up one's military, and the Caldari State already has a lead that will take decades, if not generations, to catch up to. Coming north will not only result in thousands of dead Gallente, but will paralyze the your economy, which relies on continued trade between our two nations. Any pilot who has been from Sing Laison into the Citadel or Lonetrek regions will confirm the levels of economic activity to you. This letter smacks of racial insensitivity, if not outright racism. The Gallente Federation, the last time I checked, was made up of numerous assorted species, none of which were dominant over the others, unlike the Amarr/Minmatar relationship. Would you be so stupid as to risk alienating your voters, as well as driving the other members of the Federation to open secession? And you neighbors, what of them? If they saw you coming to power, would they not take preemptive action to make sure that such a fool as yourself did not come to power? Even I, a Deteis who prefers order and stability, would sanction such action to keep you from assuming the reigns of power, if all other measures had failed. In short, your blatantly racist attitude only serves to weaken your position, not strengthen it. Go back to your idiotic ramblings. And take your species-confusion with you, before you insult us all.
Hiro Yuki	Posted - 2006.08.21 20:06:00 - [28] "our homelands are being poisoned by the Matari" What evidence do you have of this? I would be most interested in hearing about it.
Malthros Zenobia Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Kimotoro Directive	Posted - 2006.08.22 02:16:00 - [29] Edited by: Malthros Zenobia on 22/08/2006 02:21:26 Originally by: Kieli Rast Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Your brother is a Gallentean. You are a Caldari. I wonder what kind of animals are your parents to have bore abominations. If you bothered to read my statement, I did state I was surgically altered to appear Caldari. Did you know I'm a Jove that was also surgically altered to appear Caldari? And while 790billion isk is more than most pod-pilot alliances will ever see, you're talking about the Megacorps of the Caldari. These groups have more ISK and assests each, than the entire minmatar republic is likely to have TOTAL. While such a theft would hurt, it isn't anything a few of their massive freighter convoys won't make back.
Cmdr Baxter Caldari Skunk Works Corp.	Posted - 2006.08.22 03:08:00 - [30] Edited by: Cmdr Baxter on 22/08/2006 03:11:07 I have since learned that Dentara Rast, by this individual's own admission, is Cally, responsible for the Eve Investment Bank financial scandal. As such, I believe that it is fair to conclude that the Caldari State's corporations were not defrauded: honest investors throughout EVE were the victims. It is with great anticipation that I await news of your being handed over to the Amarr, Dentara Rast, to serve out the rest of your days as a slave trying to repay some measure of what you stole. If you would steal from the people of EVE, then you have no place being an elected leader, let alone one elected into office.

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