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F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.23 07:28:00 -
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You know every Mod and GM in Eve now has this bookmarked in their browsers.
You also know the mods sooooo want to be able to post: "Locked, because you ****ed me off" in a bunch of threads.
 Originally by: DB Preacher
The only time BoB's backs are to the wall is when backdoor bandit is in local.
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Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.23 08:54:00 -
[32]
Why is it fake? How do you know? I mean... okay, maybe it is, but that's one HELL of a lot of blogging to be fake. Isn't it?
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Aloysius Knight
Minmatar
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.23 08:58:00 -
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"Fisher>> I'm filing a complaint against you, $%#@^&.
[GM]Dave>> Would you like me to direct you to our complaints manager?
Fisher>> $%#@ YES.
[GM]Dave>> No problem.
*Teleport*
Fisher>> Where am I?
Fisher>> WTF IS THAT???!!!!
Jormungand hits the Fisher for 6765 damage.
Fisher was defeated by Jormungand.
[GM]Dave>> Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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ROFLMAO!!!!
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Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.08.23 09:04:00 -
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Edited by: Samirol on 23/08/2006 09:04:14
because all of the victims write in the same way. He does it for the paypal money i guess.
and jormy = ftw
even though it seems fake to me, it is still awesome
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Tsavong Lah
Caldari
Solar Storm
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.08.23 09:06:00 -
[35]
gm dave = win.
he's like the online Gord
I got a jar of dirt!
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HC MasiEEE
Marauders
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Posted - 2006.08.23 09:21:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Tsavong Lah
gm dave = win.
he's like the online Gord
That one is funny too 
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Scorpyn
Caldari
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2006.08.23 10:13:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Seleene
Why is it fake? How do you know? I mean... okay, maybe it is, but that's one HELL of a lot of blogging to be fake. Isn't it?
It's possible that he is a real GM and simply writing about what he'd want to do, but if you read more than the one linked to then you'll notice that he can't be doing those things and keep his job.
Examples :
* Getting the job by entering random bans etc on test cases
* Spending a few hours on the same petition
* Deleting petitions instead of bothering to read them
* A dragon that instakills everybody could suddenly be defeated with teamwork
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HippoKing
Caldari
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2006.08.23 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: Scorpyn
Originally by: Seleene
Why is it fake? How do you know? I mean... okay, maybe it is, but that's one HELL of a lot of blogging to be fake. Isn't it?
It's possible that he is a real GM and simply writing about what he'd want to do, but if you read more than the one linked to then you'll notice that he can't be doing those things and keep his job.
Examples :
* Getting the job by entering random bans etc on test cases
* Spending a few hours on the same petition
* Deleting petitions instead of bothering to read them
* A dragon that instakills everybody could suddenly be defeated with teamwork
He takes fan requests, and allows donators to "star" in blogs. How likely do you think it is he really contacts players in game with his GM char (non pseudonym) and lets them WTFPWN people?
He says Susan reads the blog, but then openly admits lying to her on it.
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Michiyo Daishi
Royal Knights of Khanid
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Posted - 2006.08.23 10:48:00 -
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even though its likely to be faked, its still too funny
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Esaam DeVries
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.08.23 11:50:00 -
[40]
It's a nice spoof of the bastard operator from hell (BOFH).
Another user rings.
"I need more space" he says
"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask
"No, on my account, stupid."
Stupid? Uh-Oh..
"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"
I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.
"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*"
"Sure, hang on"
I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.
"There, you've got *plenty* of space now!"
"How much have I got?" he simps
Now this *REALLY* *****ES* *ME* *OFF*! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*!
Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.
"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"
"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power
"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."
"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"
I say nothing. It'll come to him.
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Magic Trev
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.08.23 14:44:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Esaam DeVries
It's a nice spoof of the bastard operator from hell (BOFH).
Another user rings.
"I need more space" he says
"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask
"No, on my account, stupid."
Stupid? Uh-Oh..
"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"
I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.
"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*"
"Sure, hang on"
I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.
"There, you've got *plenty* of space now!"
"How much have I got?" he simps
Now this *REALLY* *****ES* *ME* *OFF*! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*!
Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.
"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"
"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power
"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."
"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"
I say nothing. It'll come to him.
lmfao
omg i love it
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Wild Rho
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2006.08.23 15:25:00 -
[42]
Read quite a few of them and they were funny for a while but it got old fast and things were a little too predictable after a while.
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your ass will be laminated. - Jennie Marlboro
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