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Grimpak Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.08.22 05:14:00 - [1] http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/04/you-dont-impress-me.html ------- Originally by: Abdalion Originally by: Jebidus Skari What, in EVE, is a Tyrant? Me. Especially when it comes to troll threads.
jamesw Omniscient Order Verisum Family	Posted - 2006.08.22 05:19:00 - [2] thats gold -- NEW Vid: Domi For the Win!
Wrayeth Omerta Syndicate	Posted - 2006.08.22 05:25:00 - [3] LMAO I need to read the other entries, now. -Wrayeth "Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!"
Micia Minmatar N.A.S.A. Cobra Alliance	Posted - 2006.08.22 05:27:00 - [4] Quote: [GM]Dave>> How are you at soloing? Scionith>> Why? [GM]Dave>> No reason. _______ Originally by: bananagirl Actually i ask that you think ... the picture was a present and now the birthdays gone ... ! and next week they die .. you get my gist here ?
Calisto Cody Minmatar The Black Swan Society	Posted - 2006.08.22 05:27:00 - [5] :D What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just 'cause she has big ***** Or is the way He fights everyday? No, it's probably the *****
Kuolematon Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United	Posted - 2006.08.22 05:30:00 - [6] GM Petition: Someone stole 700bil ISK from me. Oveur: WTF? Is this real? Aww man, I don't have time for this. Giev more bree! -- 5 minutes later, 10 more petitions from same user -- Oveur: Okay this is getting annoyed. I will look it up. -- ingame -- Oveur: This is Uber Oveur here. How may I help you today? Bally: Someone stole 700 billion isk from me! Oveur: Uuh, I don't think that we have "class" even cabable of stealing ISK from you. Bally: Well how you explain that he stole it from me?! Oveur: How did you lose it then? Bally: I made investment to EVE Uber Bank (EUB). Oveur: Uuh, so you gave him cash to obtain more cash without work? Bally: Yeah. Get my cash back NOW!!! His scammer and thief! Oveur: gasp You GAVE it to him and he ran away with it?! Bally: Yes, you got reading problem?! Get it back! I'm 20mil SP character with powerful BoB friends! Oveur: Ooo, scary. Ok let me look up this dude who stole your isk -- 5 minutes later -- Oveur: w00t! Look at meh uber Titan! Bally: Thats hice, but did you get my cash back?! Oveur: Yeah.. this titan costed me 700 billion! Bally: So.. where is my cash? Oveur: You mean MY cash? ROFL NOOB! Bally: You .. you!!!! I DEMAND TO HAVE BACK MY ISK!! GIVE IT! Oveur: Nuh'uh! Its mine! ALL MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH Bally: Thats it! I'm calling BoB! Oveur: Say.. are you good at soloing lvl5 agents? Bally: Yeah! I Got faction lewt! Oveur's Doomsday weapon hits Bally for 170353.19 damage. pop Oveur: Mmmmm, beer. Unnerf Amarr! "Just because you can utterly ruin another player's game doesn't mean that you must."
Death Kill Caldari direkte	Posted - 2006.08.22 05:34:00 - [7] See, and this is what the 'concerned parents' want to turn EVE into 'Oh noes, someone scammed me, unethical behaviour alert!!!' For the state for the state for the state
Magnum III Journey On Squad	Posted - 2006.08.22 05:35:00 - [8] Why are they cliing a PC level a JOB? ...... Hmmm i think I get it, it is because that is all they do or something?

Kaemonn Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2006.08.22 05:43:00 - [9] Took me a while to find the move button....laughing to hard. swoosh Moved from General Disc. forum rules \| [email protected] You mean to tell me, theres a game that goes with the forums? Immy woz Here

arbitrary Bad luck Clover Inc.	Posted - 2006.08.22 05:46:00 - [10] Originally by: Magnum III Why are they cliing a PC level a JOB? ...... Hmmm i think I get it, it is because that is all they do or something? If anything the grind is work, so they got something right just there. now you pay for it (and if you don't good for you), so cleaning ladies and any other paid job besides are rated higher; but still you can probably see it as a job that pays out in digital selfesteem and pure plessure as that level 75 nija strikes down a level 45 warrior, or perhaps just poses infront of the nubbins. I would probably not brag about it towards anyone not in(to) the game though, unless you happen to make loads of cash (700 bil anyone?), but nah, probably not then either. ___ Arbi all I want is for you to smile.
Micia Minmatar N.A.S.A. Cobra Alliance	Posted - 2006.08.22 05:58:00 - [11] Originally by: Magnum III Why are they cliing a PC level a JOB? Stranger things have happened... Quote: He accepted Yahoo!'s offer and now works there as senior director of engineering operations. "I used to worry about not having what I needed to get a job done," he says. "Now I think of it like a quest; by being willing to improvise, I can usually find the people and resources I need to accomplish the task." His story - translating experience in the virtual world into success in the real one -?is bound to become more common as the gaming audience explodes and gameplay becomes more sophisticated. _______ Originally by: bananagirl Actually i ask that you think ... the picture was a present and now the birthdays gone ... ! and next week they die .. you get my gist here ?
Grimpak Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.08.22 06:29:00 - [12] Edited by: Grimpak on 22/08/2006 06:29:34 here's another one: http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/04/only-good-bot-is-dead-bot.html ------- Originally by: Abdalion Originally by: Jebidus Skari What, in EVE, is a Tyrant? Me. Especially when it comes to troll threads.
HippoKing Caldari Beagle Corp	Posted - 2006.08.22 07:46:00 - [13] Best laugh I've had all day (it's still before 9am, but I think it'll stay in that position for a while)
mazzilliu Caldari SniggWaffe	Posted - 2006.08.22 07:57:00 - [14] i love that blog. shameless cruelty is the best kind. BAN THEM!!! will still draw sigs 4 isk click here
Samirol Ore Mongers	Posted - 2006.08.22 08:23:00 - [15] oh my god, so ******* hilarious! this is making my patch day Ore Monger is recruiting
HippoKing Caldari Beagle Corp	Posted - 2006.08.22 08:29:00 - [16] I just read the first two months. Best Blog Ever.
Boonaki Caldari Suffoco Noctis Atrocitas	Posted - 2006.08.22 08:35:00 - [17] The GM's in EvE should be given more power to screw with people. Every time I have had a problem, GM Retrofire (or one of the others) takes it very seriously, looks through logs, and gets back to me in a timely manner. I want them to screw with me (well not me, but those that file stupid petitions). Imagine them going around and dropping the macro miners in deep 0.0, moving their clones to a BoB station. Things like that. Fear the Ibis of doom! 113
Ombey	Posted - 2006.08.22 08:37:00 - [18] Damn, now that is a funny blog! -- ombeve

Imaran Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2006.08.22 09:09:00 - [19] ROFL Sexeh CRC Website [email protected] Public Service Announcement : Tech II Boobies now in stock at your local Biomass Dealer! Offical Keeper of the key to Suvetar's Chastity Belt


Eris Discordia	Posted - 2006.08.22 17:25:00 - [20] Forwarding need to update my signature,imagine a pink dread in here with flowers It¦s either a CCP employee, a foreigner or a combination of both.

Devoras2 Amarr Confederation of Red Moon Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.08.22 17:30:00 - [21] Dev And they call me slow.... hey! Thats an insult!
HippoKing Caldari Beagle Corp	Posted - 2006.08.22 17:37:00 - [22] Originally by: Eris Discordia Forwarding I am never petitioning again
Hakera	Posted - 2006.08.22 18:24:00 - [23] heh, reminds me of GM White, he wouldnt be handing out lost ships like free candy like you get nowadays. awesome read though, think i would laugh as well if i saw some of the petitions that come to CCP. GM's take note - make a stand against the whiners!
Hakera	Posted - 2006.08.22 18:38:00 - [24] lol just read his other blogs: Quote: There's two people in this world who care about your problem: a) you b) not me Basically, just don't call me. Ever. and this one is a good blog http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/04/only-good-bot-is-dead-bot.html wish some GM's would do that to macro miners hehe :p
Grimpak Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.08.22 21:21:00 - [25] Originally by: Eris Discordia Forwarding thinking of hiring GM dave? OH BY THE GODS YES PLEASE! ------- Originally by: Abdalion Originally by: Jebidus Skari What, in EVE, is a Tyrant? Me. Especially when it comes to troll threads.
Scorpyn Caldari Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2006.08.22 22:16:00 - [26] Obviously fake, but still funny
Stephen HB Mystical Knights	Posted - 2006.08.23 05:02:00 - [27] That's just hilarious. I want a pet dragon too ---------- Signature core stabiliser II activated. This sig is immune to mod tampering! Rawr! EVE Tracking Guide
Seleene Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2006.08.23 05:30:00 - [28] Quote: Okay. Now, I'm annoyed. And when I get annoyed, people get eaten by dragons. Side note: I love my job. This guy is quoting from one of my internal MC blogs... - Latest MC Movie - Nation Building
Aerola Gallente The Devil's Rejects	Posted - 2006.08.23 05:47:00 - [29] Edited by: Aerola on 23/08/2006 05:47:48 Remember this little baby too, made by the same fellow, just in the form of a goblin smithy which is somewhat found of stabbing. http://goblinsmithy.blogspot.com/
Samirol Ore Mongers	Posted - 2006.08.23 07:18:00 - [30] its completely false, i read the entire thing, awesome way to spend 5 hours reading Ore Monger is recruiting

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