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wystler
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:34:00 -
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Please bear with us until we receive some information about the nature of the fault, thanks.
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Captain Cameltoe
Caldari
International Brotherhood of Teamsters
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:36:00 -
[2]
Yarr?
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Michiyo Daishi
Royal Knights of Khanid
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:36:00 -
[3]
lol, get Valar his Gatorade and make sure he doesnt lose too much moisture working XD
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want a sig like mine? :D
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Brisi
Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:37:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Wild Rho
Anyone else been playing the "count the server down threads" for the last few mins?
Page one seems to have gone into meltdown 
Yeah, I tried to get into as many of them as possible. But I failed miserably...you know multitasking + men = 
I am Brisi, I am as One. Resistance is fertile.
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Manfred Doomhammer
Caldari
ShadowTec Inc.
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:37:00 -
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starting up 2, 1, 0.... unable to connect...
lol?
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Manfred Doomhammer
CEO ShadowTec Inc.
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Wild Rho
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:37:00 -
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Anyone else been playing the "count the server down threads" for the last few mins?
Page one seems to have gone into meltdown
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your ass will be laminated. - Jennie Marlboro
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Manfred Doomhammer
Caldari
ShadowTec Inc.
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:38:00 -
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seems the server cant get enough of the last 4 seconds of the starting up process...
keeps repeating it over and over...
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Manfred Doomhammer
CEO ShadowTec Inc.
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roseheart
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:38:00 -
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uh oh some one didnt read the screen "Server under heavy load"
*slaps the intern*
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Dei
Crystaline Green
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:39:00 -
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Loving the start-up countdown:
5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,etc.etc.  
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Shi Mun
Caldari
Aurora Development Corp
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:39:00 -
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5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 unable to connect
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My EW suggestions:-
EW suggestions |
IDesert FoxI
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:40:00 -
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Yup, it loves the countdown
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Altraz
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:40:00 -
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Wonder if we could petition for a reimbursement. Considering we pay X per month which would translate to X/(30*24*60) * DT minutes.
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Valkazm
Amarr
Cursed Spawn
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:40:00 -
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 ccp your such a tease
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Exiled One
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:40:00 -
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5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1 5 4 3 2 1
Ahh yes, indeed, the mysterious pattern. Hm, will take us a few years to figure this all out, gentlemen.
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Manfred Doomhammer
Caldari
ShadowTec Inc.
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:40:00 -
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Originally by: Dei
Loving the start-up countdown:
5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,etc.etc.
sounds like nasa getting another shuttle into orbit
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Manfred Doomhammer
CEO ShadowTec Inc.
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Altraz
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:42:00 -
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Ignore my last post. Apparently the 30-day money back guarantee wasnÆt part of EULAÆs clause. (snicker)
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Manfred Doomhammer
Caldari
ShadowTec Inc.
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:42:00 -
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Originally by: Altraz
Wonder if we could petition for a reimbursement. Considering we pay X per month which would translate to X/(30*24*60) * DT minutes.
not that crap again
the eula states clearly the uninterupted service isnt guaranteed..
however you can petition for reimbursements of ship/equipment loss due to this crash (/me weeps for another set of fighters lost)
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Manfred Doomhammer
CEO ShadowTec Inc.
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Nova Z
Caldari
Agony Unleashed
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:43:00 -
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doh - I'd just undocked when it popped...
oh well...
Back to making sigs 
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Jezra Olmerga
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:43:00 -
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Originally by: Dei
Loving the start-up countdown:
5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,etc.etc.
Yes, it is a new feature, leaked from testserver 
Endless countdown, endless starting...
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"5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1,5,4,3,2,1"... but you can noty say: "...the server is down..."
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Wyndwhisper
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:43:00 -
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How about a few days given back for the lost game time 
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Feline Ferocity
Caldari
The Establishment
Establishment
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:44:00 -
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all together now!!
Starting up in (5, 4, 3, 2, 1, less then a second)
Starting up in (5, 4, 3, 2, 1, less then a second)
Starting up in (5, 4, 3, 2, 1, less then a second)
Starting up in (5, 4, 3, 2, 1, less then a second)
Starting up in (5, 4, 3, 2, 1, less then a second)
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We need a YEAR without ANY 'new content'. Nothing but BUG FIXES.
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The Doct0r
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:44:00 -
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okay - who tried plugging the toaster in and unplugged the master server??
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roseheart
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:44:00 -
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Originally by: Altraz
Wonder if we could petition for a reimbursement. Considering we pay X per month which would translate to X/(30*24*60) * DT minutes.
Very valid point
why doesnt reimbursement come into this. Server downtime EVERY day for 1hour or more and extended downtimes on a regular occation costs us time which equates to isk and that to some is equal to real money in the way of time codes. And for the people who buy their access to eve where is the value for money..hmm
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Gee'Kin
Tha Specialz
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:44:00 -
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Edited by: Gee''Kin on 08/09/2006 13:46:45
If i could get a penny for each "server down" thread, i would be rich. Stop working and go play EVE all day long. oh wait. server is down.
Btw server down is good time to clear my mind.
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Plz tickle my brain. I wanna have a Brainfart !
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:44:00 -
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In A.D. 2006
Server was crashing.
EVE player: What happen?
Dev: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Moderator: We get signal.
EVE player: What!
Moderator: Main thread get sticky.
EVE player: It's you!!
Server: How are you gentlemen!!
Server: All your base are belong to us.
Server: 5-4-3-2-1-5-4-3-2-1-5-4-3-2-1-5-4-3-2-1...
EVE player: What you say!!
Server: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Server: HA HA HA HA....
Moderator: Forum whores!
EVE player: Take off every 'FORUM POST'!!
EVE player: You know what you doing.
EVE player: Move 'FORUM POST'.
EVE player: For great justice.
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Originally by: DB Preacher
The only time BoB's backs are to the wall is when Backdoor Bandit is in local.
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Aleksandr Cirtus
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:49:00 -
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Way to lockdown those threads, forum mods. You're all getting so fast at it, guess it's from all this practice.
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Cybergoth
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:49:00 -
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Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Funny, it worked when I had it plugged in.
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Altraz
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:52:00 -
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Very valid point
why doesnt reimbursement come into this. Server downtime EVERY day for 1hour or more and extended downtimes on a regular occation costs us time which equates to isk and that to some is equal to real money in the way of time codes. And for the people who buy their access to eve where is the value for money..hmm
If airlines provides for free accomodation on flight delays, extended game time would be of a nice blessing :) However, I'd settle for an airflight peanut or an EVE keychain.. or the server just booting up. :)
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Zaldo
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:52:00 -
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Another day,another server crash.This is getting old,but at least we are used to it by now
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Pabs Sco
Caldari
Ecosse
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:53:00 -
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/me installing new HD and installing windows on desktop...glad not to miss much Eve
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ToxicFire
Warlords Corp
The Core Collective
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:55:00 -
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They do really need to nip this in the bud asap i've seen what repeated crashs can do to a mmo, ie kill its reputation rather rapidly.
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Cybergoth
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:57:00 -
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Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
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Mask Rayne
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:58:00 -
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- pıh pıh
- server is down i repeat server is down!
- pıh pıh
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sugark
Caldari
SOTI Inc.
Combined Planetary Union
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Posted - 2006.09.08 13:59:00 -
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wheeee...back up *does little happy dance and puts on really long skill training*
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Zartmann
XUKRUT
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:00:00 -
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Tranquility | Status Up | # Players 3 | and WTF !! Can't login ! !
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Tufir Hawat
Gallente
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:00:00 -
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"Eve Downtime" teeling me SRV is up, 3 players logged, EVE Client tells me Status is unknown
were doomed, DOOMED!
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Aramendel
Amarr
Queens of the Stone Age
Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
In A.D. 2006
Server was crashing.
EVE player: What happen?
Dev: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Moderator: We get signal.
EVE player: What!
Moderator: Main thread get sticky.
EVE player: It's you!!
Server: How are you gentlemen!!
Server: All your base are belong to us.
Server: 5-4-3-2-1-5-4-3-2-1-5-4-3-2-1-5-4-3-2-1...
EVE player: What you say!!
Server: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Server: HA HA HA HA....
Moderator: Forum whores!
EVE player: Take off every 'FORUM POST'!!
EVE player: You know what you doing.
EVE player: Move 'FORUM POST'.
EVE player: For great justice.
Too bad this is too big for a sig..
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Estelle Matsuko
Caldari
The Beiatch Corp Inc
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:02:00 -
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Dev 1. I¦ve told you time and time again, you have to FEED the bloody Hamsters EVERY downtime.
Dev 2. Hamsters?
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Cybergoth
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:02:00 -
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EVE software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Hit any user to continue.
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Runt Mcgoire
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:06:00 -
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Please, Feed the hamsters!
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Aleksandr Cirtus
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:06:00 -
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I wonder why World Wildlife Federation hasn't noticed an unusually high hamster death rate in London where the EVE servers at? Maybe there will be a press release soon saying hamsters are now endangered species? Maybe EVE not only has a Guiness World Record for concurrent PCU, but also for worst uptime:downtime ratio? Answers to these questions and more, on the next episode of... wait, nobody will answer these...
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Adys
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:06:00 -
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With regards to the refund thing then.Where is the line?Theory is that they can take away as much up time as they want and we go "read the eula" so where do you draw the line?
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Cybergoth
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:10:00 -
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All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
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Eldo Davip
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:11:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Wild Rho
Anyone else been playing the "count the server down threads" for the last few mins?
Page one seems to have gone into meltdown
me, wystler and couple of other mods have been playing a tag game.
Lock thread, re-direct to sticky and few minutes later delete the thread.
Linkage
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Aleksandr Cirtus
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:15:00 -
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HAH! I knew you guys were killing those threads faster than normal! You were MOTIVATED! lol
Cheaters. :P
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Saldun Zexu
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:16:00 -
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I lost my uber hidden deadspace after server crash
CCP sucks
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Caethes Adain
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:16:00 -
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Originally by: Eldo Davip
Originally by: Wild Rho
Anyone else been playing the "count the server down threads" for the last few mins?
Page one seems to have gone into meltdown
me, wystler and couple of other mods have been playing a tag game.
Lock thread, re-direct to sticky and few minutes later delete the thread.
Linkage
Lol, glad to see oyu're having some fun
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Estelle Matsuko
Caldari
The Beiatch Corp Inc
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:16:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Adys
With regards to the refund thing then.Where is the line?Theory is that they can take away as much up time as they want and we go "read the eula" so where do you draw the line?
when the number of people leaving due to dt and lag is greater than the number of new people joining and subscribing. Thats the only line important to a games company.
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Manfred Doomhammer
Caldari
ShadowTec Inc.
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:21:00 -
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any news yet on if the hamsters will survive? or if replacement hamsters are on the way already?
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Manfred Doomhammer
CEO ShadowTec Inc.
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Eldo Davip
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:21:00 -
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Originally by: Caethes Adain
Lol, glad to see oyu're having some fun
That's not our idea of fun.
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Aleksandr Cirtus
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:24:00 -
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Originally by: wystler
Please bear with us until we receive some information about the nature of the fault, thanks.
Just to bring it back to topic, ummm, has that been isolated yet?
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Takigama
Black Eclipse Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:24:00 -
[52]
As someone said to us in local one day when he got away while trying to kill him:
xxxxxxx > Aaaaaaand....
DANCE!
\o/
\o>
<o>
<o/
\o/
you know who you are:)
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Kadean
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:26:00 -
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sort it out ccp it happens tooooooooo often
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Adys
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:27:00 -
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"when the number of people leaving due to dt and lag is greater than the number of new people joining and subscribing. Thats the only line important to a games company."
Problem there is that while MM's keep invading that'll never happen.....lol.Never know maybe eventually there will be too many MM's and ccp will twig they have a problem.....oh no that already happened and nothing got done...lol
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Sli'co Scoser
Gallente
Luna Tech Manufacturing Industries
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Posted - 2006.09.08 14:29:00 -
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Originally by: Aleksandr Cirtus
Originally by: wystler
Please bear with us until we receive some information about the nature of the fault, thanks.
Just to bring it back to topic, ummm, has that been isolated yet?
I'm sure I can isolate it to one of three problems:
1. Too many Caldari.
2. Too many WCS.
3. Not enough cowbell.
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Damon Ra
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Posted - 2006.09.08 15:06:00 -
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Originally by: Sli'co Scoser
3. Not enough cowbell.
Agreed, please CCP replace the warp sound with an option for more cowbell.
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Andargor theWise
Disbelievers of Fate
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Posted - 2006.09.08 15:13:00 -
[57]
Edited by: Andargor theWise on 08/09/2006 15:15:53
Originally by: Aramendel
Originally by: Dark Shikari
...Classic...
Too bad this is too big for a sig..
Use your creative license...
Originally by: Dark Shikari
EVE player: What happen?
Dev: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Server: You have no chance to survive make your time.
EVE player: For great justice.
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Gauge Lockhart
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2006.09.08 15:35:00 -
[58]
Meh. I'm at work (EST, in US). Just get it up in the next 4 hours, okay? okay.
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Kim Chee
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.09.08 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Damon Ra
Originally by: Sli'co Scoser
3. Not enough cowbell.
Agreed, please CCP replace the warp sound with an option for more cowbell.
/signed.
More cowbell during warp!
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Vila Restal: I'm entitled to my opinion.
Kerr Avon: It is your assumption that we are entitled to it as well that is irritating.
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