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Kimako Kimura
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Posted - 2006.09.13 03:04:00 -
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Three people approached the gates of heaven and the Lord waited to usher them in.
The First an Ammarian was allowed to enter because he was truly pious.
The Second a Minmater was alloed to enter because he was a devoted clansmen and family man.
The Third and finally a Caldari because he killed the other two. God loves a soldier we keep heavan stocked with fresh souls.
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CharlieMurphy
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2006.09.13 03:05:00 -
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i dont understand
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Roxanna Kell
Holy Jihad
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Posted - 2006.09.13 03:22:00 -
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Quote: You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
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Darksaber64x
Jump Cloneses
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Posted - 2006.09.13 03:26:00 -
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Random bad jokes ftl?
Did I just really type ftl? Wow, must have been REALLY bad
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Iconath
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.13 04:34:00 -
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Originally by: Kimako Kimura God loves a soldier we keep heavan stocked with fresh souls.
It's a play on a line from the movie 'Full Metal Jacket'
Should be in Out of Pod though.
Originally by: Oveur And indeed, there will be beer
Inebriation / Rank 1 / SP: 255998 of 256000 |
Jim McGregor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.09.13 05:30:00 -
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Is this a caldari whine? Because we havent had one in the last 12 hours or so... :)
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Basileus
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Posted - 2006.09.13 06:10:00 -
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There is no spoon.
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Brutus Julius
TEK Inc. R i s e
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Posted - 2006.09.13 06:27:00 -
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Originally by: Basileus There is no spoon.
Right, but how deep does the rabbit hole really go?
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Valeo Galaem
InterGalactic Corp. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.09.13 06:39:00 -
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Originally by: Kimako Kimura Three people approached the gates of heaven...
..they had to wait in jump queue.
Thar be Pirates
You are not authorised to hack into CONCORD's mainframe Your Wallet has been emptied!
CONCORD Encryption |
Kharakan
Amarr GREY COUNCIL R i s e
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Posted - 2006.09.13 06:41:00 -
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Originally by: Valeo Galaem
Originally by: Kimako Kimura Three people approached the gates of heaven...
..they had to wait in jump queue.
This post > OP
Originally by: ParMizaN evry1ghasb a limiy...
...and ijust reached it ahaha...
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer I am annexing your space! Haha! I win! - Wrangler Imaran > Wrangler |
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Laocoon
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.09.13 07:00:00 -
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Originally by: Valeo Galaem
Originally by: Kimako Kimura Three people approached the gates of heaven...
..they had to wait in jump queue.
ROFL
- Lao
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Lyrus Associates Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.13 07:54:00 -
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Originally by: Valeo Galaem
Originally by: Kimako Kimura Three people approached the gates of heaven...
..they had to wait in jump queue.
You win this thread --------------------------------------------------------------------
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flummox
Circle of Jerks
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Posted - 2006.09.13 07:55:00 -
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Edited by: flummox on 13/09/2006 07:54:50 three guys approached the gates to heaven...
then realized they smoked too much opium because there is no such thing...
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Jaketh Ivanes
Amarr 1st Praetorian Guard
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Posted - 2006.09.13 07:59:00 -
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Originally by: Brutus Julius
Originally by: Basileus There is no spoon.
Right, but how deep does the rabbit hole really go?
This deep.
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Micia
Minmatar N.A.S.A. Cobra Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.13 08:02:00 -
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Originally by: CharlieMurphy i dont understand
Sadly enough, I do.
This should be OOP. _______
Originally by: Devian 666 I use my mining disruptor, mining nos, mining hvy launchers and mining valks/acolytes on them.
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Kimako Kimura
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:16:00 -
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Everyone is a critic ;)
Been telling jokes all night long and since they were all bad jokes I thought I would share with yall.
And your right Full Metal Jacket was the inspiration for the joke. 10pts to you.
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Testy Mctest
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:17:00 -
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Originally by: Jim McGregor
Is this a caldari whine? Because we havent had one in the last 12 hours or so... :)
Boost medium rails!
Scrapheap Challenge Forums - All the cool kids are doing it!
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Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:19:00 -
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Originally by: Valeo Galaem
Originally by: Kimako Kimura Three people approached the gates of heaven...
..they had to wait in jump queue.
he wins the forums today
Maybe not herpes, but I'll give ya goat!-Tirg |
Death Kill
Caldari direkte
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:22:00 -
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Edited by: Death Kill on 13/09/2006 14:22:45
Originally by: Kimako Kimura Three people approached the gates of heaven and the Lord waited to usher them in.
The First an Ammarian was allowed to enter because he was truly pious.
The Second a Minmater was alloed to enter because he was a devoted clansmen and family man.
The Third and finally a Caldari because he killed the other two. God loves a soldier we keep heavan stocked with fresh souls.
Congratulations, you posted the worst joke ever. No wait, its not even a joke....its just crap.
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LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2006.09.13 15:56:00 -
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Topic title should have been "A joke: by 99% Retarded person 09/13/06"
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Angry Sheep
Amarr Aur0ra
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Posted - 2006.09.13 16:21:00 -
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Why are pirates called pirates....
They just yaaaaaarrrrrrr
It's a Dog eat Dog World out there and I'm wearing Milky Bone underwear
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Michiyo Daishi
Royal Knights of Khanid
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Posted - 2006.09.13 16:23:00 -
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Originally by: Valeo Galaem
Originally by: Kimako Kimura Three people approached the gates of heaven...
..they had to wait in jump queue.
AHAHAHA win! >
want a sig like mine? :D
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Malibu Stacey
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.09.13 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Iconath Should be in Out of Pod though.
As should about 50% of the threads posted in here but that never stopped anyone posting before. --- Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! |
Kimako Kimura
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Posted - 2006.09.14 03:28:00 -
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Originally by: LUGAL MOP'N'GLO Topic title should have been "A joke: by 99% Retarded person 09/13/06"
Except it wasn't posted on 9/13/6. Hmmm. Are you as bored as I am.. I am sure you are. So how about another joke.
When is time to goto bed in the Amarrian Church Rectories? When the big hands on the little hand.
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Luigi Thirty
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.09.14 03:34:00 -
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Matari walks into a bar.
Amarr whips him for smudging the wax job. ---- This is a sig. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Father Goose
Amarr Minmatar United Freedom Front Electus Matari
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Posted - 2006.09.14 03:34:00 -
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Edited by: Father Goose on 14/09/2006 03:35:22 Edited by: Father Goose on 14/09/2006 03:35:06
Originally by: Kimako Kimura
When is time to goto bed in the Amarrian Church Rectories? When the big hands on the little hand.
Er, you realize that going to bed in those rectories doesn't have anything to do with sleeping, do you? And the big hand is usually on......
I better stop there, this is a public forum.
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Master Spoonman
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Posted - 2006.09.14 03:47:00 -
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Originally by: Kimako Kimura
Originally by: LUGAL MOP'N'GLO Topic title should have been "A joke: by 99% Retarded person 09/13/06"
Except it wasn't posted on 9/13/6. Hmmm. Are you as bored as I am.. I am sure you are. So how about another joke.
North Americans do 'day/month/year' Europeans do 'month/day/year'
Learning is awesome!
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Kimako Kimura
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Posted - 2006.09.14 03:51:00 -
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wow didn't know there was 13 months. :) no wonder I can never keep track of what day it is.
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.09.14 03:56:00 -
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Here's the real joke..
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" :-p |
Kimako Kimura
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Posted - 2006.09.14 04:06:00 -
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Yes apparently 7 hours I have posted into the future.. wow this could come in handy. Technology is great now all I have to do is find out where Iceland is and if I head in the opposite direction of my post maybe I can go back in time.
Hey it worked for Superman.
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