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Velsharoon
Gallente Corsets and Carebears Whips and Chains
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:10:00 -
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Edited by: Velsharoon on 13/09/2006 14:16:00
Yours is not to ask why, yours is to do and dieà
So goodbye Molden Heath!
But donÆt worry we arenÆt leaving, you are
All pilots who live in Molden Heath under the alliance Namtz'aar kÆin have a choice to make, submit to us as your masters under the following terms and we wonÆt raze Molden Heath to the ground.
Arrogance? I think its simply a matter of numbers, we have 22 you have 448, its simply a matter of time before we bring you down so we have decided to give you a chance to give up your sordid life styles in the sickening den of carebearing that is Hedalofwhatever you call it. Not only are you Carebears your Carebears with an agenda as this memo from your alliance boards proves. What it proves we are not sure, possibly Aariss sucks with MS paint, but for now I am inclined to believe you really are just a bunch of cowboys who grief the people of Molden Heath whenever the inclination takes you, one could almost say your pirates!
So for the salvation of Molden Heath our terms are thus, every corporation in Namtz'aar kÆin must deliver
100 million units of tritanium 100 Exotic Dancers 1 Unit of Livestock (last time it was for Danks, but he left to go ômercenaryö but ekundo has taken the place of our old sadistic nympho dwarfö 100,000 Units of Spirits (we like our drink like you like level 4 missions and Gallente children) 50 Long Limb Roes 100 Units of Tobacco One faction ship of any Ship Class A Noob ship of any race, fully T2 fitted. Mining lasers are welcome. Half a ton of bananas. We will pm you jungle jims address when all other conditions have been met. 1.2lb of catnip. Yes Xune is a cat, really.
On top of this we humbly suggest that every member of Namtz'aar kÆin commits ritual suicide for their sins, by self destructing their capsules in Gelfiven while pronouncing that ôVelsharoon rocks my socks offö and ôHinik is sexyö alternately until their capsule explodes with a little squishy sound. Then you can come on to our Ventrillo Server and sing the lemmings theme tune, and if this doesnÆt exist (I havenÆt checked) you can write one yourself, but no vowels are allowed.
Finally I would request a haiku from Elsebeth Rhiannon or Smeggy, whoever is more literally minded. Please note that as per any institutions rules plagiarism is strictly prohibited in the BDSM Boudoir.
I hope that you realise how your alliance has grievously erred in blobbing up and thus denying an honest pirate alliance to make a living, and I trust we can reach an amicable resolution that involves a lot of bloodshed and alcohol fuelled debeate on the the merits of spanking versus whipping to keep you rebellious minnies in line.
Farewell from your local friendly Carebear corp
Velsharoon
PS DonÆt even try be smart and point out contradictions in my post. There arenÆt
Edit: bad formatting
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ParMizaN
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:13:00 -
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Lmao, good luck guys, not that you will need it
sig edited for lack of pink really PINK -eris Pink is overrated, yellow is the new pink - Xorus XORUS!!1 HEATHEN KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL - Immy |
Zhaine
B e l l u m
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:13:00 -
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Yarrrr. . . . . ? - - - - - - - - - -
Quote: I don't even want a ship, ships are for carebears. Give me a fish bowl for my head (to keep space out) and smear me with lard, then armed with a toasting fork-
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Seleene
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:16:00 -
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OMG, that's terrible. You guys are so horrible n' stuff! -
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Snake Charmer
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:18:00 -
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THEY DIDNT LISTEN!!!111one
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Turiya Flesharrower
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:18:00 -
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Kewl, sounds like fun.
Not to sound like a spelling ****, but the word is 'raze'. -----
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Velsharoon
Gallente Corsets and Carebears Whips and Chains
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:19:00 -
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I appreciate the spelling ****s I typed it this morning still hungover and it wasnt spotted until my faithful minion Hinik went OMG DONT POST ITS RAZE in corp, disaster averted.
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Turiya Flesharrower
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:22:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon I appreciate the spelling ****s I typed it this morning still hungover and it wasnt spotted until my faithful minion Hinik went OMG DONT POST ITS RAZE in corp, disaster averted.
It's a good thing we spelling n4zis are here to keep you guys in check; campaigns have been lost through these kinds of oversights. -----
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juduzz
Amarr Forsaken Empire
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:23:00 -
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butch of griefers TBFH
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Darius Falc
Gallente Corsets and Carebears Whips and Chains
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:41:00 -
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Wheeeee!!
Who do we spank first boss?
Can we ask them for an otter as well? I <3 otters with their pointy, twitchy little noses and their ammusing acquatic antics.
I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard for them to find one....pleeeezeee??
DF. ***********************************************
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Burner23
Minmatar FATAL REVELATIONS Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.09.13 14:46:00 -
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Lol what an announcement.
Yar pew pew pew
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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2006.09.13 15:39:00 -
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BDSM is such a corp of griefers! They disrupt INFOD mining operations every day. They say rude stuff in local. Since they came to Molden Heath I get no sleep anymore
Why can't the Molden Heath Security aka Powerrangers stop these nasty people???
On a serious note, down with the pirates that call themself NMTZ!
PS: Smeggy definitly eats babies
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gizli
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Posted - 2006.09.13 15:42:00 -
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Haha, the minmatar gods will torment you for eternity <3 |
Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2006.09.13 15:43:00 -
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Originally by: gizli Haha, the minmatar gods will torment you for eternity
Only amarr have a god, you have vitoc.
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Phrixus Zephyr
Singularity.
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Posted - 2006.09.13 15:48:00 -
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Edited by: Phrixus Zephyr on 13/09/2006 15:49:29 ...nvm
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Popsikle
Caffeine Commodities Company Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2006.09.13 15:49:00 -
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Originally by: Tassi
PS: Smeggy definitly eats babies
Hmmp, I thought I was in charge of the baby BBQ ribs....
May I personally ponder (I do not speak for NMTZ) about the reason for an announcement now? We have been at war for a while now, as far as I can tell, so Im just wondering the need for a public announcement now. Not that it matters really, one bit, your message seemed to be in high spirits which is a change from the forces you have displayed on the field.
Heres to good fights, and good wine!
P.S. Im sorry we made MH hell for you to "make an honest pirate living", really I am. =) __________________________________________ -= We Fly for our people =- -= I fly for Blood =- |
Awox
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Posted - 2006.09.13 15:52:00 -
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Originally by: Tassi
Originally by: gizli Haha, the minmatar gods will torment you for eternity
Only amarr have a god, you have vitoc.
lol Tassi. <3
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SamuelAdams
Gallente InterMind Unlimited Ekliptika
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Posted - 2006.09.13 15:52:00 -
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Ho ded ho dee ho!
Duck Butter Corp will run you guys outa town!
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Velsharoon
Gallente Corsets and Carebears Whips and Chains
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Posted - 2006.09.13 16:03:00 -
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Yes why have we announced it now. No idea tbh. Quite simply theres to many of you, as I said 22 vs whatever.
And what do you expect us to do magically summon the forces to take you on
O wait...
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Snake Charmer
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.09.13 16:11:00 -
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Edited by: Snake Charmer on 13/09/2006 16:12:17 edited because Parmi's irish.
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Marchant LaCroix
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Posted - 2006.09.13 16:16:00 -
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Good on C&C taking it to 'the man.'Good luck and gimme a call if you need to swell numbers for an ops even if I will be pretty useless.
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mazzilliu
Caldari SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2006.09.13 16:23:00 -
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hedaleoasdfdsasa is a horrible system full of carebearing and other sordid activites have fun and down with molden heath!
will still draw sigs 4 isk click here |
shakaZ XIV
Caldari Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.13 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon (...) den of carebearing that is Hedalofwhatever you call it
Hedaloeeololefarber = best system name ever...
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SentryRaven
Chaos Faction
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Posted - 2006.09.13 16:30:00 -
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ouch.... BDSM can be nasty to your wallets...
HF and GL to both parties..
New Ship Idea: Small Freighters (100k m¦)
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Buzam Calessa
Black Lotus Foundation Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2006.09.13 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: Popsikle
May I personally ponder (I do not speak for NMTZ) about the reason for an announcement now? We have been at war for a while now, as far as I can tell, so Im just wondering the need for a public announcement now. Not that it matters really, one bit, your message seemed to be in high spirits which is a change from the forces you have displayed on the field.
Heres to good fights, and good wine!
P.S. Im sorry we made MH hell for you to "make an honest pirate living", really I am. =)
(I too as Popsikle do not speak for NMTZ am personally pondering) Same question, why the long wait? Normal practice is to rally the troops and then go fight, not after the long "interesting" fighting that has been going on for a while, and then try to rally up support.
Originally by: Velsharoon thus denying an honest pirate alliance to make a living
hmm, anyone else see a glitch with the phrase "honest pirate"?? Is this like moving forwardly backward? Seems to me that being honest and being pirate are very different. At least in my opinion, but thats my thoughts.
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Velsharoon
Gallente Corsets and Carebears Whips and Chains
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Posted - 2006.09.13 16:52:00 -
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There are no contradictions!
And actually honest and pirate do not mutually exclude one another. If i kill you after you pay a ransom then yes that would be dishonest, and I would be a dishonest pirate. BDSM wont do that to you thus we are honest pirates
And the war was just to remove sentries from what we thought would be reasonable fights like we had in ATUF or even when we had empire war decs on NMTZ, in fact we didnt even make a post on our own forums about it. Blame the alliance executor and whatever minion he asked before he did it. Possibly me...
Now we are actually gonna make an effort...see?
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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2006.09.13 17:17:00 -
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Where is the NMTZ diplomatic team to handle all the problems?
Oh wait ...
pirates don't like diplomatics
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Popsikle
Caffeine Commodities Company Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2006.09.13 17:17:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon There are no contradictions!
And actually honest and pirate do not mutually exclude one another. If i kill you after you pay a ransom then yes that would be dishonest, and I would be a dishonest pirate. BDSM wont do that to you thus we are honest pirates
And the war was just to remove sentries from what we thought would be reasonable fights like we had in ATUF or even when we had empire war decs on NMTZ, in fact we didnt even make a post on our own forums about it. Blame the alliance executor and whatever minion he asked before he did it. Possibly me...
Now we are actually gonna make an effort...see?
There are honest pirates, I agree, and BDSM are. Honest pirates they may be but they still walk within the darkness and prey on undeserving folk. We are the "carebears" (as you call us) protecting those people of MH with our lives. We fight the unnecessary violence of the dark with necessary violence.
May your pod squish quietly in the night, with minimal flashbacks upon re-awakening.
(( OOC: Time for some good fight now eh? Maybe more then 3-4 of you can be online this time around ;) )) __________________________________________ -= We Fly for our people =- -= I fly for Blood =- |
ParMizaN
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.09.13 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: Snake Charmer Edited by: Snake Charmer on 13/09/2006 16:12:17 edited because Parmi's irish.
:(
sig edited for lack of pink really PINK -eris Pink is overrated, yellow is the new pink - Xorus XORUS!!1 HEATHEN KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL - Immy |
Omeega
Rage and Terror Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2006.09.13 17:25:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN
Originally by: Snake Charmer Edited by: Snake Charmer on 13/09/2006 16:12:17 edited because Parmi's irish.
:(
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Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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