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Space Hog NEW DAWN CO Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.17 07:25:00 - [1] Well its been about a month since the actual creation of the alliance but I figure its time to let the world know we are here. Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels are a 0.0 based alliance, currently calling the Curse region home. We want to thank the friends first of all that we have out there, this NUTS for you. For standings please contact Jade Ro or Space Hog Safe flights for all, becareful theres NUTS out there... Visit The Nuts Online
DemonStar Supernova Aurora Empire Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.17 07:51:00 - [2] He forgot the main rule, don't eye our acorns. Consequences will ensue.
WETRAIN Minmatar Solidline Enterprise	Posted - 2006.09.17 08:46:00 - [3] you can have my nuts damn ffs my sigs keep getting pwnd When the People are Ready the Master will come. - D R S -
DemonStar Supernova Aurora Empire Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.17 09:18:00 - [4] Originally by: WETRAIN you can have my nuts meh, we already took them when we sent that little typhoon of yours running. Sweet offer tho, thanks shnookums.
NOObbody Dusk and Dawn	Posted - 2006.09.17 09:32:00 - [5] Whatever you do, dont make eye contact!!1
Helmut 314 Amarr J.H.E.N.R Pure.	Posted - 2006.09.17 10:42:00 - [6] Uh Oh, What will Numberguy say about this.... ________________________________ Trying is the first step of failure - Homer J Simpson
Jade Ro Gallente Aurora Empire Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.17 21:18:00 - [7] MWHWHAHAHAHAHAHA! CEO - Aurora Empire
Eron Lygera Gallente Sharded Awareness	Posted - 2006.09.18 07:52:00 - [8] A quick guess... you wont be that active on the political front? ;-) Good luck in curse though. Its a hard place to live in, contrary to what many people think. Ps. Dont nerf WCS!
xenorx 0utbreak	Posted - 2006.09.18 14:27:00 - [9] Originally by: Helmut 314 Uh Oh, What will Numberguy say about this.... I was thinking the same thing. No one can hear you scream in space, so just shut up and die already.
Space Hog NEW DAWN CO Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.18 15:33:00 - [10] Originally by: Eron Lygera A quick guess... you wont be that active on the political front? ;-) Good luck in curse though. Its a hard place to live in, contrary to what many people think. Um . . . Curse is very nice actually. I invite you to come on down. We will show you the party in our acorn tree..... As far as political, we know F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8. . And the special F9.... I mentioned above the diplomatic contacts. We do have a NBSI policy. And we have rabies Visit The Nuts Online
BustyBounty Caldari Vengeance of the Fallen Imperium Alliance	Posted - 2006.09.18 16:07:00 - [11] meerkats > squirrels Meerkat scouting out the oposition in curse ------------------------------------------ My opinions are my own and not that of the alliance I belong to.
hawk firebird Phantom Squad iPOD Alliance	Posted - 2006.09.19 12:04:00 - [12] Eron Lygera has lived in curse so he is no newb to it btw Congratzs on the alliance glad to see you in curse what you just read was my point of view an not my corps siger jeg kr°lleb°lle is er mit skibe en grevling
Kinsy Celestial Apocalypse	Posted - 2006.09.19 12:58:00 - [13] Originally by: Helmut 314 Uh Oh, What will Numberguy say about this.... He'll probably dec them and solo a load of Tempests into Curse... As an ex-squirrel im also a bit annoyed at the choice of name. Has anyone seen Num Nums recently?
Nebba Kenezzer Minmatar Shinra Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.09.19 14:33:00 - [14] Crazed Squirrel Assaults Man on Motorcycle I never dreamed that slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close! . I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle; but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes. His mouth opened; and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, "Bonzai!" or maybe, "Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!" The leap was nothing short of spectacular. He shot straight up, flew over my windshield, and impacted me squarely in the chest. Instantly, he set upon me. If I did not know better, I would have sworn he brought 20 of his little buddies along for the attack. Snarling, hissing, and tearing at my clothes, he was a frenzy of activity. As I was dressed only in a light T-shirt, summer riding gloves, and jeans, this was a bit of a cause for concern. This furry little tornado was doing some damage! Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a T-shirt, and leather gloves, puttering at maybe 25 mph down a quiet residential street, and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing... I grabbed for him with my left hand. After a few misses, I finally managed to snag his tail. With all my strength, I flung the evil rodent off to the left of the bike, almost running into the right curb as I recoiled from the throw. That should have done it. The matter should have ended right there. It really should have. The squirrel could have sailed into one of the pristinely kept yards and gone on about his business, and I could have headed home. No one would have been the wiser. But this was no ordinary squirrel. This was not even an ordinary angry squirrel. This was an EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH! Somehow he caught my gloved finger with one of his little hands; and, with the force of the throw, swung around and with a resounding thump and an amazing impact, he landed squarely on my BACK and resumed his rather antisocial and extremely distracting activities. He also managed to take my left glove with him! The situation was not improved. Not improved at all. His attacks were continuing, and now I could not reach him. I was startled, to say the least. The combination of the force of the throw, only having one hand (the throttle hand) on the handlebars, and my jerking back unfortunately put a healthy twist through my right hand and into the throttle. A healthy twist on the throttle of! a Valkyrie can only have one result. Torque. This is what the Valkyrie is made for; and she is very, very good at it. The engine roared, and the front wheel left the pavement. The squirrel screamed in anger. The Valkyrie screamed in ecstasy. I screamed in - well, I just plain screamed. Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a slightly squirrel-torn t-shirt, wearing only one leather glove, and roaring at maybe 50 mph and rapidly accelerating down a quiet residential street on one wheel, with a demonic squirrel of death on his back. The man and the squirrel are both screaming bloody murder. With the sudden acceleration, I was forced to put my other hand back on the handlebars and try to get control of the bike. Nebba - The Vocal Majority
Nebba Kenezzer Minmatar Shinra Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.09.19 14:34:00 - [15] continued This was leaving the mutant squirrel to his own devices; but I really did not want to crash into somebody's tree, house, or parked car. Also, I had not yet figured out how to release the throttle. My brain was just simply overloaded. I did manage to mash the back brake, but it had little effect against the massive power of the big cruiser. About this time, the squirrel decided that I was not paying sufficient attention to this very serious battle (maybe he was an evil mutant ** attack squirrel of death); and he came around my neck and got INSIDE my full-face helmet with me. As the faceplate closed part way, he began hissing in my face. I am quite sure my screaming changed intensity. It had little effect on the squirrel, however. The RPMs on the Dragon maxed out (since I was not bothering with shifting at the moment); so her front end started to drop. Now, picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a very raggedly torn T-shirt, wearing only one leather glove, roaring at probably 80 mph, still on one wheel, with a large puffy squirrel's tail sticking out of the mostly closed full-face helmet. By now, the screams are probably getting a little hoarse. Finally, I got the upper hand. I managed to grab his tail again, pulled him out of my helmet, and slung him to the left as hard as I could. This time it worked - sort of. Spectacularly sort of ...so to speak. Picture a new scene. You are a cop. You and your partner have pulled off on a quiet residential street and parked with your windows down to do some paperwork. Suddenly, a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a torn T-shirt flapping in the breeze, and wearing only one leather glove, moving at probably 80 mph on one wheel, and screaming bloody murder roars by, and with all his strength throws a live squirrel grenade directly into your police car. I heard screams. They weren't mine. I managed to get the big motorcycle under control and dropped the front wheel to the ground. I then used maximum braking and skidded to a stop in a cloud of tire smoke at the stop sign of a busy cross street. I would have returned to 'fess up (and to get my glove back). I really would have. Really. Except for two things. First, the cops did not seem interested or the slightest bit concerned about me at the moment. When I looked back, the doors on both sides of the patrol car were flung wide open. The cop from the passenger side was on his back, doing a crab walk into somebody's front yard, quickly moving away from the car. The cop who had been in the driver's seat was standing in the street, aiming a riot shotgun at his own police car. So, the cops were not interested in me. They often insist to "let the professionals handle it" anyway. That was one thing. The other? Well, I could clearly see shredded and flying pieces of foam and upholstery from the back seat. But I could also swear I saw the squirrel in the back window, shaking his little fist at me. That is one dangerous squirrel. And now he has a patrol car. A somewhat shredded patrol car, but it was all his. I took a deep breath, turned on my turn-signal, made a gentle right turn off of Brice Street, and sedately left the neighborhood. I decided it was best to just buy myself a new pair of gloves. And a whole lot of Band-Aids. Thanks to Minuz1 for pimpin out that great story. Nebba** - The Vocal Majority
Khirzan Wolfson The Taining corp Knights Of the Southerncross	Posted - 2006.09.19 15:26:00 - [16] lol nice one nebba Gratz on the squirrel action my friends -KW Co-Ceo,The T
Space Hog NEW DAWN CO Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.19 16:55:00 - [17] We throw Office Parties as well. Some unknown Squirrel Celebrities. Sorry for the incident - Jade RO found his bike. Visit The Nuts Online
Jade Ro Gallente Aurora Empire Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.20 01:18:00 - [18] yarr is mine! MINE! MINNNNEEEE! CEO - Aurora Empire
Space Hog NEW DAWN CO Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.20 14:54:00 - [19] Open mic night at the Alliance Kick Off Party (Sing your heart out Dice) Here is Broch winning the drinking contest And of course we had a eating contest too. (VODKA watermelon, did you know RA carriers are full of vodka when you blow them up?) Visit The Nuts Online
Still Hart Aurora Empire Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.21 02:18:00 - [20] Dice would have won the drinking contect but he was passed out in the corner. Lucinil was close but he was no match for Broch the penultimate lush. I love blowing up RA carriers because vodka is better when its free. _____________________
Space Hog NEW DAWN CO Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.21 04:06:00 - [21] Beware of the elusive white squirrel Visit The Nuts Online
Earthan Gallente GREY COUNCIL R i s e	Posted - 2006.09.21 06:28:00 - [22] Ha Ha nice one very funny good luck:) - Grey Council military officer,Rise Wing Commander. Grey Council webpage
Milo Deadstar Minmatar Veto.	Posted - 2006.09.21 08:50:00 - [23] LOL Nebba that story made me spray coffee over my monitor!
Tssa	Posted - 2006.09.22 16:45:00 - [24] And to the former residents of our lovely tree house, please feel free to drop by to visit your stuff any time; i.e., bring more carriers, those look great on the killboard.
Vailan Aurora Empire Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.23 23:34:00 - [25] Originally by: Nebba Kenezzer Great Story... Man, that was awesome Nebba...lol I'd have to say that I definetly look forward to seeing what us crazy squirls can achieve in our venture to just have a good time :) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/chaosPhd/Sigs%20or%20Banners/Vailan-Sig.jpg [orange]Max signature size is 400x120 pixels and 24,000 bytes. Email us for questio
Laythun Undercover Brothers	Posted - 2006.09.24 11:23:00 - [26] The Undercover Brothers support this announcement. Proud Member of the Anti Whine 14
Ace Frehley Minmatar 0utbreak	Posted - 2006.09.24 15:57:00 - [27] Good luck Aurora, my old partners in Crime. And good to see that not joined HASTE Girljerms is more lethal then a fleet of 1000 Tempests Yeah I¦m nude, I¦m a swede and I¦m armed with bad jokes
Jade Ro Gallente Aurora Empire Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.24 19:14:00 - [28] &^@&%$^!% NO we didn't go with HASTE! Those backstabbing @#$&*(% almost ruined our name just by being remotely connected with them. Bad idea to get involved with them... Grrrrrr We are our own now.. We now chase the golden acorn... The golden acorn in the juicy center of these floating machines in space.. The beautiful shiny acorn... mmmmmmmmmmmmm acorn... CEO - Aurora Empire
Space Hog NEW DAWN CO Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.25 14:24:00 - [29] As you can see we are collecting golden acorns. And we also keep them well guarded. Caution Visit Nuts
Space Hog NEW DAWN CO Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels	Posted - 2006.09.26 16:35:00 - [30] OUR Forums are up. Please have your diplomats register at www.eve-nuts.com. Standing requests need to be made via forums. Also any future request to join NUTS will need to start on our forums. Thank you Space Hog Caution Visit Nuts

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