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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2015.01.10 23:48:56 -
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Provence Tristram wrote:Why is the space-beard not in vogue?! If real beards were available in the character creator, they would...
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Provence Tristram
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
13
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Posted - 2015.01.11 00:30:40 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote:Provence Tristram wrote:Why is the space-beard not in vogue?! If real beards were available in the character creator, they would... 
I think some William Riker-style bristles would be particularly chic, and well-suited for space travel considering their lengthily test run. Then again, it's very difficult to argue with the sheer impact of something like this. |

Solecist Project
All Glory to the HypnoBoobs
14668
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Posted - 2015.01.11 00:58:11 -
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Marsha Mallow wrote:Provence Tristram wrote: They're so manly. Counterpoint: lantern face/neck/other bits due to beard rash is nasty. Provence Tristram wrote:EXCEPT THAT THERE ARE NO REAL BEARDS IN EVE ONLINE. 97% of the SausageFest neckbeard attendees would beg to differ. In fact I think they are engaged in a hair competition. Maybe they enjoy escaping these RL concerns by posing as space strumpets in the OOPE calendar of the month. Provence Tristram wrote:beard stroking might ensue OK, SOLD
Sol Project wrote:I haven't really shaved in over two weeks now ...
*scratches beard*
Ralph King-Griffin > **** you sol, years, ****ing years since thats happend
"I like the idea of them being spread out" - Mike Azariah, no context. ;)
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Tisiphone Dira
New Order Logistics CODE.
86
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Posted - 2015.01.11 05:18:11 -
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I would look great with a beard, it's pretty much the only thing that could make me even more beautiful.
Please add more facial hair ccp. |

Stig Caldar
V.I.N.T.A.G.E
0
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Posted - 2015.01.11 11:35:56 -
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+1 for ZZ Top stylee beards! |

Pliskkenn
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
14
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Posted - 2015.01.11 13:01:43 -
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Despite all the advancements made in the EVE universe it comes down to one major problem. Beard Dandruff, or Beardruff if you will. While we can wash the pod good out with shampoo for our hair, it just doesn't work for our beards and so to stay in vogue, we must forsake out facial topiary. |

Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
53750
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Posted - 2015.01.11 15:23:40 -
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Serene Repose wrote:Marsha Mallow wrote: ...Maybe they enjoy escaping these RL concerns by posing as space strumpets in the OOPE calendar of the month.... Space strumpets. That's great. I like that. Space strumpets.
Solvent Sniffing Space Strumpets.
Yeah...has a nice ring to it...
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Bob Maths
EVE University Ivy League
24
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Posted - 2015.01.11 17:32:35 -
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Pliskkenn wrote:Despite all the advancements made in the EVE universe it comes down to one major problem. Beard Dandruff, or Beardruff if you will. While we can wash the pod good out with shampoo for our hair, it just doesn't work for our beards and so to stay in vogue, we must forsake out facial topiary.
Have you ever seen an astronaut with a beard? |

Stig Caldar
V.I.N.T.A.G.E
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Posted - 2015.01.13 19:49:26 -
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Pliskkenn wrote:Despite all the advancements made in the EVE universe it comes down to one major problem. Beard Dandruff, or Beardruff if you will. While we can wash the pod good out with shampoo for our hair, it just doesn't work for our beards and so to stay in vogue, we must forsake out facial topiary.
Personally I use my beard in RL as an extra pocket....
...it's amazing how many pens or nibblets you can stuff inside it! |

DaReaper
Net 7
1688
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Posted - 2015.01.13 21:00:52 -
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Provence Tristram wrote:ISD Ezwal wrote:Provence Tristram wrote:Why is the space-beard not in vogue?! If real beards were available in the character creator, they would...  I think some William Riker-style bristles would be particularly chic, and well-suited for space travel considering their lengthily test run. Then again, it's very difficult to argue with the sheer impact of something like this.
That's how I wear mine irl when I can be assed to shave
OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!
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