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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.22 17:02:00 -
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So dude keep us in the know.
ps I bet josh posts before you do.
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.22 17:26:00 -
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Maud and friends,
My Hardin has already made his choice, therefore there is no need for anyone else to offer them selves to him. Hardin is mine, ALL MINE! YOUR HEAR THAT! 
Now, Josh and Maud are very eligible specimen of the Caldari race, and seem to be more that eager to venture out of their cocoon. So ladies, please focus your attention on these handsome gents. 
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.22 18:00:00 -
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So dude keep us in the know.
ps I bet josh posts before you do.
Shhhh, I'm too busy picking on Amarrians to read the forums.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.22 18:21:00 -
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Ummm... just got back from transporting a cargo of slaces in 0.0 so have been therefore out of contact...
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.22 19:24:00 -
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Ummm... just got back from transporting a cargo of slaces in 0.0 so have been therefore out of contact...
Oh dear Hardin, I was starting to worry about your whereabouts. Make haste and take me out to Morkts BBBB, I am in the mood for a long-limb dip & salad. Maybe we can visit that new luxurious cruise liner, and you can show me the moons and stars. 
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Miss Cleo
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Posted - 2003.10.22 19:31:00 -
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Hardin my love, why did you leave so suddenly last night. I still feel your warm embrace and your strong arms wrapped around my body.
Alas you did not stay again. I know you must try to maintain your dignity but should not the entire galaxy know you are in love with me? Just because I am Minmatar you hide me away like some embarrassment yet you come to me every week and tell me how much you've missed me.
My love, please come back to me, let us publically proclaim our love and put petty differences aside. The fanatics of your race are wrong. We can be together for all eternity.
Your lover until the end of time.
Miss Cleo
READ EVE GUARDIAN
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Oosel
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Posted - 2003.10.22 19:40:00 -
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hardin you **** god please can you tell me ure secret ill scrape together what puny isk i have to pay you if you'll show me how you have such a way with the ladies
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.22 20:20:00 -
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I knew I'd get the blame.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.22 22:22:00 -
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hardin you **** god please can you tell me ure secret ill scrape together what puny isk i have to pay you if you'll show me how you have such a way with the ladies
Oosel its just pure Amarrian charm...
The ladies love it. Although to be honest I am a little disturbed by Miss Cleo.
I have a self admitted fetish for the Gallente but I would never becomes as perverted as to bed a Minmatar.
I am afraid that Miss Cleo is obvioulsy acting out a slave/master fantasy!
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.22 22:53:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 22/10/2003 23:02:08
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I knew I'd get the blame.
Need not worry Joshua darling, as lady Veridet may already be busy with raising little Xelioses:
To all forum mods
And some further evidence of motherly love:
Deep Core Mining ?
Edit: added more evidence to my claim.
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2003.10.23 00:35:00 -
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Where is Annoing when you need him to install some FearOfGod(tm) into your corpmates!
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GeoNoSiS
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Posted - 2003.10.23 00:40:00 -
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IŠll try to replace him for now....
REPENT HARDIN OR YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE VATS!!!!!!
How was that?... sucked right?
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.23 02:00:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 23/10/2003 02:06:53
Guys, please send Hardin over to Cistuvaert, after the Inquisition is finished with him, as I desire his special abilites tonight.
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Miss Cleo
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Posted - 2003.10.23 02:00:00 -
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Oh Hardin my love - we're have you gone?
You left so early in the morning from my bed I awoke and your absence filled my day with sorrow.
Come back to me and together we shall publically proclaim our love and bring all Amarrian and Minmatarian together in joy and happiness.
I love you my dearest. Forever and always.
Miss Cleo
Mistress of Hardin
READ EVE GUARDIAN
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Samsson
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Posted - 2003.10.23 02:21:00 -
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Umm I thought the amarr were the Masters , why is Miss cleo his Mistress
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.10.23 03:47:00 -
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Oh Hardin my love - we're have you gone?
You left so early in the morning from my bed I awoke and your absence filled my day with sorrow.
Come back to me and together we shall publically proclaim our love and bring all Amarrian and Minmatarian together in joy and happiness.
I love you my dearest. Forever and always.
Miss Cleo
Mistress of Hardin
Hardin man, she sounds like she knows what she's talking about. You should totally give her a shot...
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Moving again, comfort of the chase
Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.23 06:30:00 -
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Oosel its just pure Amarrian charm...
The ladies love it. Although to be honest I am a little disturbed by Miss Cleo.
I have a self admitted fetish for the Gallente but I would never becomes as perverted as to bed a Minmatar.
I am afraid that Miss Cleo is obvioulsy acting out a slave/master fantasy!
Very true my dear wencher, Miss Cleo is a disobedient slave undergoing treatment ordered by the Inquisition at the Holy Vats of Purification. A distinguished Amarr which chose to remain annonymous, but nevertheless with close ties to the Inqusition noted that she had conveyed her messages to us via small inefficient communications console hidden under her filthy rags.
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Tess Durbeyfield
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Posted - 2003.10.23 07:46:00 -
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I have a self admitted fetish for the Gallente but I would never becomes as perverted as to bed a Minmatar.
Your weak Amarrian body, made limp and flaccid by years of religious self-denial, couldn't stand the pleasure anyway 
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.23 12:46:00 -
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Jovin,
You are such a wonderful wench. It is truly sad that we have not been able to spend more time together.
But I am truly worried about Miss Cleo. There is something of the stalker about her. And she is truly ruining my reputation by continually intimating that I shared a bed with a Minmatar.
Unless she desists from this slander I will have to have her exterminated!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.23 15:16:00 -
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So hardin gets the girl and here the rest of us sit crying in out beer.
Ahh screw it I'm going to free some slaves..that'll show him.
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.23 15:44:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 23/10/2003 18:00:14
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So hardin gets the girl and here the rest of us sit crying in out beer.
Ahh screw it I'm going to free some slaves..that'll show him.
Maud my dear, these amarr slave convoys are like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of slaves you get. Othnark, I belive has some prime cut slaves for sale for your fancy.
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Stiflers Mom
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Posted - 2003.10.23 17:25:00 -
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Edited by: Stiflers Mom on 23/10/2003 17:28:53
To Mr. Hardin.
When you have finished your "games" with all these little girls and when you are ready for the real games between man and woman... just give me call.
don't let me waiting to long, my little amarrian pet.
Stiflers Mom
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Siobhan
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Posted - 2003.10.23 17:37:00 -
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As Hardin's sister I can confirm that he needs discipline...
Stifler's Mom sounds ideal!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.23 18:03:00 -
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Whoa Hardin your sister's hot.
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2003.10.31 15:14:00 -
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This thread makes me twitch! ;)
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.31 17:09:00 -
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Whoa Hardin your sister's hot.
Yeah the looks are in our genes!
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.31 18:23:00 -
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Yeah the looks are in our genes!
Hardin Love, so, when are you going to introduce me to your family?
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.10.31 18:24:00 -
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So dude keep us in the know.
ps I bet josh posts before you do.
Shhhh, I'm too busy picking on Amarrians to read the forums.
/me grumbles and hands Muad 10 isk.
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.10.31 18:25:00 -
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The ladies love it. Although to be honest I am a little disturbed by Miss Cleo.
as are we all, i assure you
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.10.31 18:27:00 -
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I have a self admitted fetish for the Gallente but I would never becomes as perverted as to bed a Minmatar.
Your weak Amarrian body, made limp and flaccid by years of religious self-denial, couldn't stand the pleasure anyway
minmatar women pwn you all.
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.31 20:49:00 -
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minmatar women pwn you all.
Yes, they are indeed quite scary, with beard and all.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.31 20:52:00 -
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Yes indeed Jovin...
It is the hair in the unexpected places that is really freaky.
Your slinky elegance would put any Minmatar female to shame
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.10.31 20:59:00 -
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take a look at us Sebs again. In case you haven't noticed, we have a problem with KEEPING hair, eh wot. I've never even been able to grow a moustache. So disappointing; i have nothing to twirl when i cackle. Well, except slavers, over my head, but that tends to disturb the crew...
Hardin looks like he goes for the "prom queen" types, with Miso being the major exception. My tates, in case you can't TELL, tend to run a wee bit darker...
PS am staring to wonder if "hardin" is a nickname... *whistles innocently and runs away*
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SwitchBl4d3
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Posted - 2003.10.31 21:18:00 -
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yeah well whatever happens Hardin will have to wait for Boosters to come into effect so he can finally get it up, that is why all amarrian women look stern in there portraits, cos there born at 69yr old partners can only get a semi at most and this is only after looking at caldari **** mags as there steak at homes tasting like a burger.
and this is also the reason why alot of my brothers still lay inslaved, as they provide a means of high tech sex doll for that uptight amarrian bruiser.
and yes its true what they say about brutors!
"Teh lord of Nonni"
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.31 21:34:00 -
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"Brutors are amazingly ugly and they are thick to boot - so be nice to them - they deserve some pity."
Thanks for confirming the stereotype Switchbl4d3
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SwitchBl4d3
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Posted - 2003.10.31 21:38:00 -
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true warriors do lack intelligence, I wont argue that but our perception and willpower and lasting power more than makes up for it
"Teh lord of Nonni"
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.10.31 22:14:00 -
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Dear Amarr and Minmatar man,
You are both fine types of masculinity.
The Amarr are proud and nobel, while the Minmatar are fiesty and sometimes a bit of a brute.
Both are a absolute turn on for us Caldari women. Look at our man, nothing that we can admire in them except knowledge of modules.
I can think of only 3 caldari men that are worthy.
So pitty us lonely Caldari women
This is not a hijack
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.10.31 22:24:00 -
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Lianhuan,
"it's not the size of the module, it's how long your skill keeps it activated"
/emoteruns away again even faster
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.10.31 22:32:00 -
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Edited by: Lianhaun on 31/10/2003 22:32:32
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Lianhuan,
"it's not the size of the module, it's how long your skill keeps it activated"
/emoteruns away again even faster
someone here deserves a spanking
/emoteruns after him,
This is not a hijack
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Inquisitor Cruciatus
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Posted - 2003.10.31 22:49:00 -
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Dear Amarr and Minmatar man,
You are both fine types of masculinity.
The Amarr are proud and nobel, while the Minmatar are fiesty and sometimes a bit of a brute.
Both are a absolute turn on for us Caldari women. Look at our man, nothing that we can admire in them except knowledge of modules.
I can think of only 3 caldari men that are worthy.
So pitty us lonely Caldari women
*Chuckle*
Then I must be quite the specimien. Grown by Minmatar, trained by Caldari, and civilized by Amarrians. All this without the taint of Gallentian liberalism on my personality.
The son turns against the father.
The chess board is set.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.01 00:13:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 01/11/2003 00:14:48
Hardin,
Far be it from me to criticise your looks, but everyday you are looking more and more like Albert Steptoe from the ancient Earth comedy series, Steptoe and Son...
"You diiiirty old man..."
Hmmm, its uncanny...
http://www.mgnet.karoo.net/steptoecharacters.htm
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Atir Vichensky
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Posted - 2003.11.01 00:50:00 -
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Im really speechless
Stalker minmatar women, Gallente fetish.
What is next I wonder
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.01 03:11:00 -
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Dear Amarr and Minmatar man,
You are both fine types of masculinity.
The Amarr are proud and nobel, while the Minmatar are fiesty and sometimes a bit of a brute.
Both are a absolute turn on for us Caldari women. Look at our man, nothing that we can admire in them except knowledge of modules.
I can think of only 3 caldari men that are worthy.
So pitty us lonely Caldari women
Now why do i think those 3 Caldari men have been known to camp gates?
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Mazzic
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Posted - 2003.11.01 06:56:00 -
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I have a self admitted fetish for the Gallente but I would never becomes as perverted as to bed a Minmatar.
so i cant be your wench? oh SNAP!
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.01 14:50:00 -
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Maud, not really
Only one of them has camped gates, and he does an excellent job at it. He always goes for the kill without hestitation.
*sighs*
One of them is a forum warrior even, for some reason he gets to me.
This is not a hijack
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.01 19:35:00 -
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Maud, not really
Only one of them has camped gates, and he does an excellent job at it. He always goes for the kill without hestitation.
*sighs*
One of them is a forum warrior even, for some reason he gets to me.
Josh?
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SwitchBl4d3
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Posted - 2003.11.01 21:33:00 -
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could it be those little he-man swords that a lot of caldari men still carry around on there backs, that turns the femenine caldari eye away from them.
"Teh lord of Nonni"
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