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Al'Jazeerah Verisum
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Posted - 2006.09.21 21:24:00 -
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*Before you stands a short man wearing a baret and a pair of square glasses. He is in full Verisum Family military uniform. He stands between two large hanging banners of the Verisum Family, two hundred million soldiers stand in the background.*
Greetings, People of the Eve Cluster.
Today, on behalf of Verisum Family, and NOT the blood raiders, (Because in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM do we have ANY relation to the Sani Sabik...) I, Al'Jazeerah Verisum, would like to announce our victory over the Amarrian Empire. We have crushed them in every battle, and have taken sixteen systems already. The petty infidel defenders, PIE and Aegis Militia, flee before us.
VF Kills:
60 Capital Ships
750,000 Battleships
700,000,000 Heavy Assault Cruisers
300,000,000 Recon Ships
200,000,000 other various T2 ships
858,325,234,536,373,754,971,592,279,457,235,000 Cruisers, Interceptors, and Capsules.
VF Losses: 3 Shuttles
These kills were inflicted whilst the enemy were docked, however we used three hundred billion capitol ships to annihilate the stations they were docked at, therefore killing them.
As well as various military victories, Habraka has recently purchased the entire Caldari State.
Thank you for your time, little people.
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Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.21 21:29:00 -
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Hahaha... you know the absurdity of this thread actually made me believe it was an official Verisum announcement for half a second. Wonderful satire - bravo.
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Al'Jazeerah Verisum
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Posted - 2006.09.21 21:31:00 -
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SATIRE? How DARE you insult our power! *Rolls his eyes*
And who exactly are YOU? Oh, that's right, NOBODY.
Heil Verisum!
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Leon 026
Caldari
Blood Inquisition
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Posted - 2006.09.21 21:32:00 -
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Comedy in poor taste. Here's hoping CRC handles it.
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[ 2006.06.22 04:28:01 ] Leon 026 > My Crow dances like she's on ecstasy |
Al'Jazeerah Verisum
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Posted - 2006.09.21 21:34:00 -
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 Originally by: Leon 026
Comedy in poor taste. Here's hoping CRC handles it.
Filthy pirate! We are PAYING you to do what you are told, now get back on your knees or bend over!
How dare you insult your client...
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Garreck
Amarr Border Defense Consortium
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.21 21:54:00 -
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What was the term, Mr. Bliss? "Clone-jack?" If it's good enough for them it's good enough for you, right?
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Takitoo
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Posted - 2006.09.21 22:53:00 -
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Ahahahahahahahaha ! Gold.
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Sepherim
Amarr
Ordo Quaesitoris
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Posted - 2006.09.21 23:47:00 -
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Even if we were to believe such a claim, I might remind you that the Empire is not only composed of those two alliances. It has it's own fleet, and there are more corporations.
It was a nice try, though.
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One Empire, One Emperor, One Faith, One Amarr... A Whole Universe Under One rule.
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Hekaton Keirez
Vindication Angels
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Posted - 2006.09.22 00:23:00 -
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Imaran
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.09.22 01:37:00 -
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Please lay off the boosters, they kill brain cells.
You sir, I believe are living proof.
This discussion has reached the end of it's life.
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