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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
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Posted - 2015.01.17 23:18:49 -
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So you've all seen her, kinda hard to miss, yeah?
You've all heard of her, and if you haven't then you're just bad at life.
But since nobody else even has the courage to make it, in the spirit of the other "Appreciation" threads, I figured it was about time I made a special little shout-out to a very, very special little yellow Hero of mine - Candi "The Banana" LeMew. In fact she's everyone's Hero really, or should be in an ideal world. Of course though this thread isn't intended to be like the other appreciation threads, because nobody can be like The Banana.
Being The Banana is much more than just a title and it's far more than just a yellow catsuit.
Of course any scrub can get those.
You see .... It's an attitude and a way of life.
It was many years ago when I first met The Banana. Back then she was a simple, homeless Intaki girl floundering on the streets of some ****** planet in Bereye. Unlike you idiots in The Federation I could see the potential within this young woman, unlike The Federation I had the money to support a homeless young woman and so I quickly inducted her into my cause. I've flown with her since, she's often by my side and I've lost count of the amount of times she's died both for and with me.
You'll still find her by my side to this day, both in space and on the forums. Fearless, aggressive, attractive and always engaging.
Fashion icon. Combat pilot. Unofficial/unauthorized Diplomat. Beautician. Barista. Bait. Comedian. Troll.
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for nature's Quafe ... The Banana.
Because you know ...
And yes boys ... she's single.
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Dani Dusette
Isogen 5
4753
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Posted - 2015.01.17 23:22:13 -
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About ******* time.
Candi once saved me and another Rolled Out pilot from a Russian blob in nullsec.
Never forget the sight of her being cut down by twenty hostiles, fearlessly throwing herself to the horde so that both me and our fleet's Armageddon pilot could escape.
o7 Banana.
Mizhir: "Dani Dusette, Best Dusette"
Samoth Egnoled: "Make sure you turn yourself often and bathe in your own juices."
ISD Ezwal: "Might I inform you that I am as real as it gets?"
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Shelby Dusette
Isogen 5
8580
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Posted - 2015.01.17 23:24:39 -
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Wow!
Yeah, I totally remember the very first time I had to have a bikini wax yo. 
So terrified, but Erica convinced me Candi's wrist motion when waxing was almost a pleasant experience. She wasn't wrong either. Now at the very first sign of stubble I'm like totally beating her door down for another hot wax session! Wooo!
Love you Candi!
+1
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Miallia
Nighthawk Exploration
Anoikis Ronin
947
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Posted - 2015.01.17 23:35:09 -
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+1
I once flew with The Banana.
But then she shed her skin and moved to a C5 like a real wormholer. 
EVE System > Subspace communication beacon unreachable. Channel list unavailable.
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TwistedFairytale
Nighthawk Exploration
Anoikis Ronin
390
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Posted - 2015.01.17 23:36:58 -
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I heard The Banana once ransomed a wormhole corp with a pound of flesh.
Well, it might have been Erica's idea, but The Banana was there.
Miallia wrote:+1 I once flew with The Banana. But then she shed her skin and moved to a C5 like a real wormholer.
And we've missed her ever since. o7
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Arllette
Clarity Incorporated
Anoikis Ronin
1107
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Posted - 2015.01.17 23:38:10 -
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A rolemodel for all space-women and space-heroes the galaxy wide.
Seems like a really nice person.
07 little genus Musa.
Mizhir > "The forums are the EVE endgame after all."
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Rowgar Vuld
Nighthawk Exploration
Anoikis Ronin
244
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Posted - 2015.01.17 23:39:30 -
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10/10 would peel dat.
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Kellie Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
Anoikis Ronin
8063
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Posted - 2015.01.17 23:40:59 -
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Aww, for very many much sweet finding thread for dedicate Miss Candi.
Kellie for always love this Banana. Such lovely and funny, many nice memories of this time together. Many much big love from Kellie to Miss Candi for all the time.
I give for you this a salute with silly robot arm. Keep doin' what do. Big a love.
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Bianca Silver
Clarity Incorporated
Anoikis Ronin
1447
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Posted - 2015.01.17 23:42:22 -
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I used to be a member of CODE.
Then I met The Banana.
Changed my life bro.
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Tigra LeMorte
Clarity Incorporated
Anoikis Ronin
250
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Posted - 2015.01.17 23:47:21 -
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Just... amazing.
Inspirational.
And good for you? 
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
32947
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Posted - 2015.01.17 23:50:56 -
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Wow, thanks for chiming in guys and girls.
It's clear The Banana has touched many space lives.
The good, the bad, the ugly.
Everyone loves her. I'd like to take this opportunity to share some recent feedback received from critics.
[22:16:40] Crime time > mor people like you ....
[22:16:47] Crime time > *more
[22:17:06] Crime time > bannnannnaa ;)
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3756
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:14:15 -
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Tigra LeMorte wrote:Just... amazing. Inspirational. And good for you?
A Like just for the avatar. Nice one!
[Back to the main topic all]
"My mule don't like laughing. You can apologize to my mule and can be alright."
-The Man with No Name
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Carmen Electra
Shiptoasters
LAGL Cartel
59692
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:19:28 -
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This Thread
Remove killmail APIs
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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:24:31 -
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Could not have said it better myself.
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
32968
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:27:33 -
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Worth posting in. Takes a bit to bring Carmen outta her zone and the significance is not lost on us.
The Banana will be honored, I'm sure.
Here's a spoon.
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
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Kaaeliaa
The Vendunari
End of Life
63132
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:27:59 -
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Bananas are my favorite fruit.
And Miss Candi is my favorite banana.
The devil horns told me so!
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Amelia Soikutsu
Nighthawk Exploration
Anoikis Ronin
74
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:28:46 -
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As family doctor I've been given permission to state that I recently conducted a full-physical on The Banana.
She's one of the healthiest, sportiest little capsuleers I've ever seen. Whatever she's eating, aside crackers and celery, is really doing the trick.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
15921
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:32:27 -
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Wow guy .... just ... wow.
I'm ******* choking up over here. 
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
32968
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:36:00 -
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Candi LeMew wrote:Wow guys .... just ... wow. I'm ******* choking up over here.
Sweety, you're 100% worth it.
Here's a tissue, made from the flesh of your victims, to wipe your pretty, goggled eyes.
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
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Dani Dusette
Isogen 5
4762
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:49:41 -
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I think I will submit an application to Grand Maester Foedus for The Banana to be granted the esteemed second title of The Lion.
The legend is like a snowball.
Mizhir: "Dani Dusette, Best Dusette"
Samoth Egnoled: "Make sure you turn yourself often and bathe in your own juices."
ISD Ezwal: "Might I inform you that I am as real as it gets?"
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Shelby Dusette
Isogen 5
8596
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:51:58 -
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Dani Dusette wrote:The legend is like a snowball.
Totally yo.
Emergent and unscripted.
It's also yellow.
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C1 Black Hole
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
157
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:53:04 -
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This is amazing.
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Kaaeliaa
The Vendunari
End of Life
63140
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:54:23 -
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I have a craving for a banana split.
With extra cherries.
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
32984
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:57:00 -
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Thanks everyone.
I'd like to take a really brief moment to just point out that more people are interested in The Banana than a free Obelisk in Dodixie.
Kaaeliaa wrote:I have a craving for a banana split.
With extra cherries.
Perhaps we could arrange this. A Banana Tour, of sorts with cherries, strawberries and cream.
I just heard Candi finished up hand-feeding some to Foedus. Got a bit messy.
*glomps*
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
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Tigra LeMorte
Clarity Incorporated
Anoikis Ronin
258
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Posted - 2015.01.18 01:02:35 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Tigra LeMorte wrote:Just... amazing. Inspirational. And good for you? A Like just for the avatar. Nice one! [Back to the main topic all]
Gosh that's nice of you to say!
Thanks! It's really not about me though. A simple capsuleer like me has nothing on the banana.
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Kaaeliaa
The Vendunari
End of Life
63155
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Posted - 2015.01.18 01:08:20 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Thanks everyone. I'd like to take a really brief moment to just point out that more people are interested in The Banana than a free Obelisk in Dodixie. Kaaeliaa wrote:I have a craving for a banana split.
With extra cherries. Perhaps we could arrange this. A Banana Tour, of sorts with cherries, strawberries and cream. I just heard Candi finished up hand-feeding some to Foedus. Got a bit messy. *glomps*
Because the free Obelisk was probably a scam.
The Banana is as real as it gets.
Official LAGL Cosplayer
Princess of Sibyyl's Pillow Fort
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Arllette
Clarity Incorporated
Anoikis Ronin
1117
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Posted - 2015.01.18 01:10:01 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Because the free Obelisk was probably a scam.
The Banana is as real as it gets.
This one thousand times.
In fact, OP I think you're doing The Banana a disservice by calling this a simple "appreciation" thread. It really should be a "worship" thread.
Mizhir > "The forums are the EVE endgame after all."
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Kaaeliaa
The Vendunari
End of Life
63155
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Posted - 2015.01.18 01:15:17 -
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My face when I see The Banana.
Official LAGL Cosplayer
Princess of Sibyyl's Pillow Fort
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
32990
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Posted - 2015.01.18 01:16:03 -
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Arllette wrote:It really should be a "worship" thread.
Touch+¬.
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
12816
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Posted - 2015.01.18 01:16:12 -
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Banana!
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg
But in purple, I'm stunning!
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