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Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
25
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Posted - 2011.11.30 17:29:00 -
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Goonswarm & The Velvet Dawn Accord
I would like to make an offering of peace between the Marcabians and the Goons. We have been fighting for far too long and have reached a mutually agreeable stalemate, whereby no one side can possibly claim absolute victory.
Below are the listed terms and at this juncture the nature of the terms are subject to change or negotiation. -Terms- Goonswarm and their allies will be welcome in Marcabian space. Goonswarm must pay a tax no less than 8% of their combined earnings to Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet. The mechanic or method by which this is accomplished is not important to the accord except that it must be exact and reliable. The Accord will last indefinitely unless any of the terms are violated by either party. ---
These terms ARE negotiable, goonswarm can pay one large sum at once or pay it in tax agreements. However with taxes interest will not in this case be applied. |

Garnoo
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2011.11.30 17:37:00 -
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why should we care?  People are going to try to ruin your day. Get together with others, ruin their day back - this is EvE |

Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
372
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Posted - 2011.11.30 17:41:00 -
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boys are mean throw rocks at them lol |

Zagam
Incompertus INC Fatal Ascension
279
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Posted - 2011.11.30 17:46:00 -
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I see Xenuria is back to trolling badly. |

Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
25
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Posted - 2011.11.30 17:48:00 -
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Zagam wrote:I see Xenuria is back to trolling badly.
This is not a troll. I am willing to agree to terms in the name of peace...
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Garnoo
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2011.11.30 17:52:00 -
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but, but, but.... what if we dont want peace? we dont need blues making the lag worse!  People are going to try to ruin your day. Get together with others, ruin their day back - this is EvE |

slasher99
Zebra Corp BricK sQuAD.
0
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Posted - 2011.11.30 17:57:00 -
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Garnoo wrote:but, but, but.... what if we dont want peace? we dont need blues making the lag worse! 
This statement makes me giggle ;) we don't need blues, hehe. |

Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
25
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Posted - 2011.11.30 17:58:00 -
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Garnoo wrote:but, but, but.... what if we dont want peace? we dont need blues making the lag worse! 
No extra blues.. Just less strife between two factions. You are not required to allow marcabians in to goonspace unless you want to use that as a bargaining chip to reduce to tax or payout. |

Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
422
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Posted - 2011.11.30 20:10:00 -
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Hi Xenuria. |

Aryndel Vyst
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
158
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Posted - 2011.11.30 20:49:00 -
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TTTTTTONNNNYYYANDTHEJETTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*piano solo* |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1056
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Posted - 2011.11.30 21:03:00 -
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Aryndel Vyst wrote:TTTTTTONNNNYYYANDTHEJETTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*piano solo*
is that an ~official diplomatic response~ |

the SNEEP
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
21
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Posted - 2011.11.30 21:06:00 -
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lol this is real            |

TheMahdi
RennTech Fatal Ascension
7
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Posted - 2011.11.30 21:22:00 -
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I see you also have a doctrine of Mutually Assured Annoyance |

Zagam
Incompertus INC Fatal Ascension
280
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Posted - 2011.11.30 22:01:00 -
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Andski wrote:Aryndel Vyst wrote:TTTTTTONNNNYYYANDTHEJETTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*piano solo* is that an ~official diplomatic response~ I think an official diplomatic response would be more like "LMAO".
Headline: 12-man corp threatens 5000 member alliance. Film at 11. (caution, may contain graphic content not suitable for... well... anyone)
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Jacada Ansari
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
27
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Posted - 2011.11.30 22:45:00 -
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i don't even know who you are  |

Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
25
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Posted - 2011.11.30 23:56:00 -
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All joking aside... I think my terms are agreeable.
Goonswarm can more then afford to shed a few percentage points of it's weekly wealth. Peace between us comes at a cost but fortunately for you that cost is not so steep that you can not afford it. |

ChaeDoc II
Sigillum Militum Xpisti Fatal Ascension
16
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Posted - 2011.12.01 00:13:00 -
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In case anyone was wondering, I'm the one that liked the OP's post.
If Goonswarm pay me a tax of just 2% on all earnings I also promise to cease hostilities. |

Woo Glin
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
244
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Posted - 2011.12.01 02:09:00 -
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can i get pregnant from swallowing *** please answer fast |

Woo Glin
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
244
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Posted - 2011.12.01 02:09:00 -
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it was my own if it matters |

Charles Case
GoonWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.12.01 07:33:00 -
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i have paid you my share of the tax Marcabian. |

Probably Smashed
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
31
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Posted - 2011.12.01 11:36:00 -
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what's a goonwaffe |

Headerman
Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
352
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Posted - 2011.12.01 11:39:00 -
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TheMahdi wrote:I see you also have a doctrine of Mutually Assured Annoyance
Mate watch out for the Goons NBDS policy! The Apostle : I want a kangeroo Captain Kirk : Silly Austrians Sarmatiko : Let me guess: you're from US? Captain Kirk : Yeah Riverside IA - why? |

Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Fatal Ascension
272
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Posted - 2011.12.01 11:39:00 -
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Whats a Velvet Dawn?
Is that when you wake up and your woman started her monthly in her sleep? o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist.. KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/` |

Kyt Thrace
Lightspeed Enterprises Tactical Narcotics Team
7
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Posted - 2011.12.01 15:24:00 -
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Tallian Saotome wrote:Whats a Velvet Dawn?
Is that when you wake up and your woman started her monthly in her sleep?
Oh god, that happened once to me when I was dating this girl in college, had to trash the mattress. I paid damn good money for that mattress too! |

Zagdul
Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
214
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Posted - 2011.12.01 17:45:00 -
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Kyt Thrace wrote:Tallian Saotome wrote:Whats a Velvet Dawn?
Is that when you wake up and your woman started her monthly in her sleep? Oh god, that happened once to me when I was dating this girl in college, had to trash the mattress. I paid damn good money for that mattress too!
It's far worse when you're going down on a chick and she starts.
You'd rather it was a mattress you paid good money for let me tell you.
It's not Rocket Surgery |

Aryndel Vyst
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
158
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Posted - 2011.12.01 18:34:00 -
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Zagdul wrote:Kyt Thrace wrote:Tallian Saotome wrote:Whats a Velvet Dawn?
Is that when you wake up and your woman started her monthly in her sleep? Oh god, that happened once to me when I was dating this girl in college, had to trash the mattress. I paid damn good money for that mattress too! It's far worse when you're going down on a chick and she starts. You'd rather it was a mattress you paid good money for let me tell you.
I was finger banging a girl in college in the dark and it felt so goopy and wet. I got concerned and stopped and flipped the light on and my bed looked like a crime scene.
Never again. I'll stay forever alone before doing that again. |

Gloomy Gus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.12.01 22:03:00 -
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What's a Marcabian?
The terms seem fair, I say we draw the papers up fellas. This could save us a lot of grief in the future. |

Spurty
V0LTA VOLTA Corp
62
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Posted - 2011.12.01 22:53:00 -
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Zagam wrote:Andski wrote:Aryndel Vyst wrote:TTTTTTONNNNYYYANDTHEJETTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*piano solo* is that an ~official diplomatic response~ I think an official diplomatic response would be more like "LMAO". Headline: 12-man corp threatens 5000 member alliance. Film at 11. (caution, may contain graphic content not suitable for... well... anyone)
Closer to 7000 than 5000
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/memberCount ---- CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1091
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Posted - 2011.12.01 23:36:00 -
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Spurty wrote:Zagam wrote:Andski wrote:Aryndel Vyst wrote:TTTTTTONNNNYYYANDTHEJETTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*piano solo* is that an ~official diplomatic response~ I think an official diplomatic response would be more like "LMAO". Headline: 12-man corp threatens 5000 member alliance. Film at 11. (caution, may contain graphic content not suitable for... well... anyone) Closer to 7000 than 5000 http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/memberCount
we don't even have 5000 members, have you heard of alts or are you dumb |

Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
28
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Posted - 2011.12.02 00:03:00 -
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I await a response from the mitt. |
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