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Gloomy Gus
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.02 00:42:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:I await a response from the mitt.
that's just way too familiar use his titles or he'll never shitpost this thread |
Heimdallofasgard
APEX ARDENT COALITION
NEM3SIS.
40
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Posted - 2011.12.02 01:34:00 -
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Aryndel Vyst wrote:Zagdul wrote:Kyt Thrace wrote:Tallian Saotome wrote:Whats a Velvet Dawn?
Is that when you wake up and your woman started her monthly in her sleep? Oh god, that happened once to me when I was dating this girl in college, had to trash the mattress. I paid damn good money for that mattress too! It's far worse when you're going down on a chick and she starts. You'd rather it was a mattress you paid good money for let me tell you. I was finger banging a girl in college in the dark and it felt so goopy and wet. I got concerned and stopped and flipped the light on and my bed looked like a crime scene. Never again. I'll stay forever alone before doing that again.
Similar story 'ere from when I was in college... this girl had a crack like a butchers dustbin...
okay okay okay seriously now...
NO MORE MENSTRATION JOKES... PERIOD.
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ChaeDoc II
Sigillum Militum Xpisti
Fatal Ascension
21
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Posted - 2011.12.02 14:45:00 -
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Andski wrote:Spurty wrote:Zagam wrote:Andski wrote:Aryndel Vyst wrote:TTTTTTONNNNYYYANDTHEJETTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*piano solo* is that an ~official diplomatic response~ I think an official diplomatic response would be more like "LMAO". Headline: 12-man corp threatens 5000 member alliance. Film at 11. (caution, may contain graphic content not suitable for... well... anyone) Closer to 7000 than 5000 http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/memberCount we don't even have 5000 members, have you heard of alts or are you dumb
It'll soon be over 9000.
What are alts? |
Jafit McJafitson
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
62
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Posted - 2011.12.02 15:02:00 -
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Aryndel Vyst wrote:
I was finger banging a girl in college in the dark and it felt so goopy and wet. I got concerned and stopped and flipped the light on and my bed looked like a crime scene.
Never again. I'll stay forever alone before doing that again.
It takes a man to wade into the red river
It takes a hero to drink from it.
Also two words: Mattress Protector |
Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
28
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Posted - 2011.12.02 21:27:00 -
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I really wish you would all take this seriously. All I am asking is that you give peace a chance. Let's negotiate. |
Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
405
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Posted - 2011.12.02 21:46:00 -
[36] - Quote
itt xenuria desperately tries to troll anyone who'll read his drivel and fails miserably |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1111
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Posted - 2011.12.02 23:04:00 -
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okay okay you can have 5 rifters |
Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
28
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Posted - 2011.12.03 00:46:00 -
[38] - Quote
Sverige Pahis wrote:itt xenuria desperately tries to troll anyone who'll read his drivel and fails miserably
Could you please try and be the least bit creative in you're shitposting? |
thetwilitehour
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
11
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Posted - 2011.12.03 03:34:00 -
[39] - Quote
Xenuria wrote:Sverige Pahis wrote:itt xenuria desperately tries to troll anyone who'll read his drivel and fails miserably Could you please try and be the least bit creative in you're shitposting?
Can you? |
ConranAntoni
Empyrean Warriors
The Obsidian Front
1
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Posted - 2011.12.03 03:43:00 -
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Aren't Marcabians those bizarre aliens Hubbard believed would insert probes into the anus of anything that breaths? Or is that klingons i'm thinking of...
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SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2011.12.03 06:55:00 -
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slasher99 wrote:Garnoo wrote:but, but, but.... what if we dont want peace? we dont need blues making the lag worse!  This statement makes me giggle ;) we don't need blues, hehe.
I checked my calendar and you don't get to make that joke yet. |
Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
29
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Posted - 2011.12.03 16:43:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noQ-iXDgPUk
This video should explain this to those that can't read the OP |
Pavel Bidermann
whips chains and ballgags
Care Factor
20
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Posted - 2011.12.03 19:16:00 -
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Why would you want to make peace with the largest carebear alliance currently in EVE? Is the game not boring enough for you? It isn't like Goons (or any large alliance) does anything anymore. The current alliances involved in the giant anti-war party that is null all fought NC because they were doing exactly what these guys are doing now. At least NC didn't need all of null to do it in. Goons would have flown off into a holy war against an alliance that proudly professed it just bots, mines, missions and does small time high sec miner ganking. Now look at them.
I tried to watch the video but it was so painful to experience I started nashing and grinding my teeth. Now we all have proof that dispare and torment can be converted into pixels. |
Garnoo
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
5
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Posted - 2011.12.03 19:43:00 -
[44] - Quote
Xenuria wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noQ-iXDgPUk
This video should explain this to those that can't read the OP
you should go outside, theres a real life!
and video...... marked as spam 
People are going to try to ruin your day. Get together with others, ruin their day back - this is EvE |
Aryndel Vyst
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
164
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Posted - 2011.12.03 21:42:00 -
[45] - Quote
Pavel Bidermann wrote:Why would you want to make peace with the largest carebear alliance currently in EVE? Is the game not boring enough for you? It isn't like Goons (or any large alliance) does anything anymore. The current alliances involved in the giant anti-war party that is null all fought NC because they were doing exactly what these guys are doing now. At least NC didn't need all of null to do it in. Goons would have flown off into a holy war against an alliance that proudly professed it just bots, mines, missions and does small time high sec miner ganking. Now look at them.
I tried to watch the video but it was so painful to experience I started nashing and grinding my teeth. Now we all have proof that dispare and torment can be converted into pixels.
Look at this mad nerd. |
Mohr Cowbell
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
193
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Posted - 2011.12.03 22:35:00 -
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Probably Smashed wrote:what's a goonwaffe
I read on the internets that its an exotic animal, related to the honey badger |
Zagdul
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
230
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Posted - 2011.12.04 07:38:00 -
[47] - Quote
Heimdallofasgard wrote:Aryndel Vyst wrote:Zagdul wrote:Kyt Thrace wrote:Tallian Saotome wrote:Whats a Velvet Dawn?
Is that when you wake up and your woman started her monthly in her sleep? Oh god, that happened once to me when I was dating this girl in college, had to trash the mattress. I paid damn good money for that mattress too! It's far worse when you're going down on a chick and she starts. You'd rather it was a mattress you paid good money for let me tell you. I was finger banging a girl in college in the dark and it felt so goopy and wet. I got concerned and stopped and flipped the light on and my bed looked like a crime scene. Never again. I'll stay forever alone before doing that again. Similar story 'ere from when I was in college... this girl had a crack like a butchers dustbin... okay okay okay seriously now... NO MORE MENSTRATION JOKES... PERIOD. Both of you need to stop.
You weren't eating it.
It's not Rocket Surgery |
Zagdul
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
230
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Posted - 2011.12.04 07:39:00 -
[48] - Quote
Pavel Bidermann wrote:Why would you want to make peace with the largest carebear alliance currently in EVE? Is the game not boring enough for you? It isn't like Goons (or any large alliance) does anything anymore. The current alliances involved in the giant anti-war party that is null all fought NC because they were doing exactly what these guys are doing now. At least NC didn't need all of null to do it in. Goons would have flown off into a holy war against an alliance that proudly professed it just bots, mines, missions and does small time high sec miner ganking. Now look at them.
I tried to watch the video but it was so painful to experience I started nashing and grinding my teeth. Now we all have proof that dispare and torment can be converted into pixels.
Just to **** you off.
It's not Rocket Surgery |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
Hearts And Minds Alliance
131
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Posted - 2011.12.06 14:01:00 -
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The Velvet Dawn Accord presented to the apoidea drones is fair and just in the name of spaceship peace.
Black Man with Goggles |
Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
Hearts And Minds Alliance
30
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Posted - 2011.12.07 01:31:00 -
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I am still waiting...
Where is the mittani?
The temporary ceasefire will not last much longer. If GoonSwarm is unwilling to take this seriously I will have no choice but to take things to the next level. |
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Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
355
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Posted - 2011.12.07 05:16:00 -
[51] - Quote
The Mittani is currently in Iceland getting cirrhosis. Please leave a message after the beep.
Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD
WIdot Director of Quality Control and Ironically Signing My Title to Posts To Make People ~mad~ |
NearNihil
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
7
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Posted - 2011.12.07 12:32:00 -
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>implying the 7000 man strong alliance should pay 8% of ALL incomes (probably enough to build a couple titans every month) to a tiny 250 man alliance
>implying Goons do not want to fight
Seriously. If this were remotely serious, you kind of need to understand that even IF you could possibly hope to win against the Goons alone, you're forgetting the rest of the CFC (which, if I may remind you, also has ties with NCDOT and Pandemic Legion).
tl;dr This is not happening. |
Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
Hearts And Minds Alliance
31
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Posted - 2011.12.07 13:44:00 -
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NearNihil wrote:>implying the 7000 man strong alliance should pay 8% of ALL incomes (probably enough to build a couple titans every month) to a tiny 250 man alliance
>implying Goons do not want to fight
Seriously. If this were remotely serious, you kind of need to understand that even IF you could possibly hope to win against the Goons alone, you're forgetting the rest of the CFC (which, if I may remind you, also has ties with NCDOT and Pandemic Legion).
tl;dr This is not happening.
Implying Pandemic Legion isn't allied with the Marcabians... 
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Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange
Fatal Ascension
277
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Posted - 2011.12.07 14:33:00 -
[54] - Quote
Xenuria wrote:NearNihil wrote:>implying the 7000 man strong alliance should pay 8% of ALL incomes (probably enough to build a couple titans every month) to a tiny 250 man alliance
>implying Goons do not want to fight
Seriously. If this were remotely serious, you kind of need to understand that even IF you could possibly hope to win against the Goons alone, you're forgetting the rest of the CFC (which, if I may remind you, also has ties with NCDOT and Pandemic Legion).
tl;dr This is not happening. Implying Pandemic Legion isn't allied with the Marcabians...
Implying a 250man alliance is a threat to any real sov holder
o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist..
KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/` |
Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
Hearts And Minds Alliance
31
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Posted - 2011.12.07 14:37:00 -
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Last time I checked Goons used to control alot of sov and then something happened and they lost it all overnight. It stand to reasons it's not all that difficult to damage goonswarm. |
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange
Fatal Ascension
277
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Posted - 2011.12.07 14:42:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:Last time I checked Goons used to control alot of sov and then something happened and they lost it all overnight. It stand to reasons it's not all that difficult to damage goonswarm.
That something happening is goons being ADHD.
Its not nice to think that a mental miswiring is significant damage late in life. Its just shiney.
o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist..
KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/` |
NearNihil
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
7
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Posted - 2011.12.07 15:18:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:[Implying Pandemic Legion isn't allied with the Marcabians... Disregard CFC, acquire retort.Xenuria wrote:Last time I checked Goons used to control alot of sov and then something happened and they lost it all overnight. It stand to reasons it's not all that difficult to damage goonswarm. This was the Goons forgetting to pay sov bills rather than anyone actively taking sov from them. See http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Goonswarm_Federation for current sov holding (at the time of writing 103 systems and 45 outposts). Shouldn't they be long dead if "It stand to reasons it's not all that difficult to damage goonswarm."? |
Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
Hearts And Minds Alliance
31
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Posted - 2011.12.07 16:07:00 -
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NearNihil wrote:Xenuria wrote:[Implying Pandemic Legion isn't allied with the Marcabians... Disregard CFC, acquire retort. Xenuria wrote:Last time I checked Goons used to control alot of sov and then something happened and they lost it all overnight. It stand to reasons it's not all that difficult to damage goonswarm. This was the Goons forgetting to pay sov bills rather than anyone actively taking sov from them. See http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Goonswarm_Federation for current sov holding (at the time of writing 103 systems and 45 outposts). Shouldn't they be long dead if "It stand to reasons it's not all that difficult to damage goonswarm."?
Give it some time, history will repeat itself. It always does.
GoonSwarm is only as powerful as their allies and when the time comes goonswarm will not be able to resist the forces set against them.
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Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
427
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Posted - 2011.12.07 17:17:00 -
[59] - Quote
Those are some RAD curtains Xenuria. Oh and the ones in front of the window are too. |
Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
Hearts And Minds Alliance
31
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Posted - 2011.12.07 17:34:00 -
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Sverige Pahis wrote:Those are some RAD curtains Xenuria. Oh and the ones in front of the window are too.
My quilt matches too. But it's all torn up because of the kitty. I need to sow the patches up sometime.
Just like we need to sow up the patches in the relationship between goonswarm and marcab.
The terms are negotiable!
I don't need 8% maybe instead I can have a few goon servants to run missions with me high sec. There must be some way we can come to an agreement.
I won't know what to ask for until I know what mittani is willing to give. Until he formally accepts communication on peace talks I will be in the dark as far as what either side can reasonably do to ease the pain and put an end to this costly war. |
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