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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:09:00 -
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a lap dance from?
Sorry bored at work and trying to pick up the Miso/Daes slack.
Replace "lap dance" with "blowjob" and you might have something.
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:40:00 -
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I just noticed that my sub runs out at the end of November. With Eve uninstalled now, I'm paying $12 a month to post on a forum!
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:54:00 -
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For you dear I will wear my tightest one!
Now there's a mental image... Hardin's "things" popping out all over the place... *shudders*
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Posted - 2003.10.27 23:01:00 -
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Hardin mon amour, invitons Miso aussi. She could watch.
I've seen it all before sweetie. Its like watching a car crash when Hardin gets "jiggy wid it"...
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Posted - 2003.10.28 10:45:00 -
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I picture Hardin as a cross with the guy who thinks he's Jesus and runs around naked in that movie, and John Cleese from Monty Python.
LOL 
Asimir, I am slightly disturbed that you think about me naked! That is almost as worrying as Hippey's 'knife' pictures... It makes me wonder about the sanity of the average Oracle member to be honest!
Now whatever you do, don't mention the war!
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Apparently, that holoreel is now shown at sex education classes to illustrate how not to do it...
I have stated it before I DID NOT STAR in the aforementioned 'Greased Up Maller Boys' which unfortunately Miso put on galaxy wide distribution.
I have not watched what is obviously a shameful and disgusting piece of **** but I can reassure everyone that if there is anyone with a similarity to me in that holoreel then it has to be some morally deprived look-a-like.
Yes I have perverted liking for Gallente wenches and I punish myself daily for this, but I would never sink to the depths of depravity slanderously implied here.
You should be ashamed of yourselves for even thinking it!
ps. Jovin - fancy a shag tonight dear?
Hardin, dear, you told me that you were in the aforementioned "bongo flick", and your excuse was that you were "young and naive"... don't make me paste the chatlog on here!
Also, your subscription to "rhythm" magazine, (subtitled "The Magazine for the Discerning Banger") has now expired. Ill forward the details to your address in Amarr. I do wish you'd stop using my address for these sordid addictions.
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Posted - 2003.10.28 14:27:00 -
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I could not agree more. Whats worse is I heard Hardin is posing for a " Bad boys of the Inquisition" calendar.
Also, there is an Amarr magazine called "Mistress Choice", and if my memory serves me correctly, Mr Hardin has a regular column in the sexual healing section called "Awaken The Bacon"...
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P.S. We all need to get together and have a drink...maybe in Nonni.
Been flying long range combat patrols for three nights now because the map is crap.
Impossible for me I'm afraid...
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Posted - 2003.10.28 15:54:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 28/10/2003 15:52:35
Well, Hardin is the master, when it comes to serving bacon with vegetables. A eclectic ensamble of rustic Amarrian cuisine perfecly prepared and served. 
Im having mental images now that I could do without...
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Posted - 2003.10.28 17:06:00 -
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I think Miso has already tossed Hardin's veggies.
Not so much prize winning aubergine, more baby carrot...
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Posted - 2003.10.29 09:31:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 29/10/2003 09:53:16
So Hardin, did your "Bacon Torpedo" sink any Gallente "Battleships" last night?
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:23:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 29/10/2003 15:23:26
I don't lap dance for anyone, and I doubt J0 would either... I have gimp s luts to do that sort of thing for me, like all my other chores (whipping, beating, fondling, groping - sometimes I'll do the licking, depending on who it is). Its a tough life as a mistress to the stars.
I only get "hands on" for my favourite customers.
Rate card per hour in ISK:
Verbal Abuse: 10,000
Physical Abuse (light): 30,000
Whipping (assorted canes of your choice): 100,000
Special Massage: 4m
Gimps Service: 2m per gimp
S lut Service: 3m per s lut
Foot Worship,you may kiss Miso boots for: 400,000
Any of the above with Miso in a Uniform: +2m isk
Miso naked and oiled: 10m
Miso's Rack Special: 30m (Amarr favourite)
With Daesdamona: 50m
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:40:00 -
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Godammit - Either I am going to have to beg Jovin or I am gonna have to get saving!
Hardin dear, you've built up enough Punishment Reward Points to be free for the rest of your life... now, get back on the Rack!!!
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Posted - 2003.10.29 16:49:00 -
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haha, no!
BTW, I offer an abuse and punishment service in game: just convo me and send me 100000 isk, and I'll abuse you verbally for 15 minutes. Now anyone can feel what its like to be on the end of Miso's tongue...
Not for the faint-hearted...
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