Pages: 1 2 :: [one page] |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
139
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 16:11:51 -
[1] - Quote
After reading this, I'm feeling like a noob ...
http://crossingzebras.com/the-f1-pushers-survival-guide-to-large-fleets/ http://crossingzebras.com/f1-pushers-survival-guide-to-large-fleets-part-ii/
I'm my own NPC alt.
|
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
6070
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 16:39:42 -
[2] - Quote
Not elite. Haven't lost a carrier to Drifters yet.
Sovereignty and Population
New Mining Mechanics
|
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
233
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 16:50:25 -
[3] - Quote
Good read that is.
When I was in Primary. for the last 2 weeks they existed I was second on the list of people with the most kills in my corp. I was a useless HIC but I got on enemy and friendly kills. |
Trey Kutoi
The Great Harmon Institute Of Technology
65
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 17:12:56 -
[4] - Quote
I am solo Lossmail Elite. I generate loss mails like nobody's business. hail to the king, 25:1 loss: kill ratio |
Cannibal Kane
Blood Raiders Elite
4768
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 17:19:00 -
[5] - Quote
Nope...
I am actually an idiot. Or so I am told.
I am ok with that.
"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
|
Renegade Heart
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
412
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 17:25:07 -
[6] - Quote
I doubt I will ever be elite, although after reading that guide, it makes me want to try! Awesome read lol. |
flakeys
Arkham Innovations
2692
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 17:26:39 -
[7] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:Nope...
I am actually an idiot. Or so I am told.
I am ok with that.
It's ok kane , we are all called that from time to time by our wives.
You did mean that your wife says that .... right ... ?
Edit: scratch that ''from time to time'' , in marriage your allways called the idiot unless you bring her a lot of gifts , in wich case you actually are an idiot .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
|
Serene Repose
2295
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 21:46:03 -
[8] - Quote
Yes.
Treason never prospers. What is the reason?
Why, if it prospers, none dare call it "treason."
|
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
20003
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 21:52:53 -
[9] - Quote
Is there a level higher than 'Elite"? Because im that.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
|
Paranoid Loyd
3950
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 22:24:35 -
[10] - Quote
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Is there a level higher than 'Elite"? Because im that. 1337
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
|
|
Jori McKie
TURN LEFT The Camel Empire
203
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 22:31:09 -
[11] - Quote
The performance of every individual in a fleet is reciprocally proportional to it's size.
Even in small gangs there is a difference between 5 or 10 man gangs. Anything bigger than 15 and you all are more or less F1 bunnies. It is simple in a very small gang like 2 to 5 you know if you **** up and die, your whole gang is in deep trouble. So you give your best to have the most fun for you and your mates.
"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."
--áAbrazzar
|
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
731
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 22:46:22 -
[12] - Quote
Steps to become Elite:
1: Slave drones onto an anchor
2: Fill mouth with Doritos
3: When a ship dies promptly link the over-kill mail
4: Chew on comms while informing everyone you got top damage or the final blow
5: Type rekt, #something or lol into a chat box of your choice
6: Wash down Dorito curd with Mountain Dew
|
Homo Jesus
The LGBT Last Supper
737
|
Posted - 2015.02.23 22:46:22 -
[13] - Quote
Steps to become Elite:
1: Slave drones onto an anchor
2: Fill mouth with Doritos
3: When a ship dies promptly link the over-kill mail
4: Chew on comms while informing everyone you got top damage or the final blow
5: Type rekt, #something or lol into a chat box of your choice
6: Wash down Dorito curd with Mountain Dew
|
Bel Tika
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
314
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 00:35:22 -
[14] - Quote
im a elite miner |
Gregor Parud
Ordo Ardish
1192
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 02:07:36 -
[15] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:Nope...
I am actually an idiot. Or so I am told.
I am ok with that.
A customer once told me "you're too stupid to mine, so you just shoot people", a logic that to this day haunts me in my dreams.
I'm old Gregor.
|
Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
974
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 02:16:03 -
[16] - Quote
I think some others might have read this.
CSM Ten movement for change.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
Status: Rabid carebear
Blog
|
Kaea Astridsson
Hoplite Brigade
153
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 08:26:42 -
[17] - Quote
Of course I am, I'm a capsuleer after all. The prime of modern society. |
Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
30418
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 08:51:14 -
[18] - Quote
That first article is either... exactly how Sniggles think, or anti-coalition pilot propaganda, or really funny satire.
I'm going with all three.
I'm saving the second article for later, and I hope it's as funny as the first. I don't want to consume so much EVE humor in one sitting.
Don't post on the forums, devs don't read it. Send GMs your questions with support tickets. Don't be silent.
|
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
33657
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 08:55:37 -
[19] - Quote
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:Steps to become Elite instructions unclear, accidentally caused 5% tidi.
Founder of the Graycember movement and LAGL's pet cat.
Critically Preposterous is recruiting! please send evemail if interested.
|
Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
30418
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 09:04:07 -
[20] - Quote
Paranoid Loyd wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Is there a level higher than 'Elite"? Because im that. 1337 31337. .....xXx42oxXxBLAZEITxXx
Don't post on the forums, devs don't read it. Send GMs your questions with support tickets. Don't be silent.
|
|
Juno Rook
Perkone Caldari State
12
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 09:46:02 -
[21] - Quote
Made my morning lol |
ggodhsup
relocation LLC.
66
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 09:47:33 -
[22] - Quote
nope.
|
Soldarius
Kosher Nostra The 99 Percent
1126
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 19:46:41 -
[23] - Quote
Tuttomenui II wrote:Good read that is. When I was in Primary. for the last 2 weeks they existed I was second on the list of people with the most kills in my corp. I was a useless HIC but I got on enemy and friendly kills.
Hi, tut. I remember you. Another former Primary. pilot checking in.
http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
|
thatonepersone
Son's of Plunder
8
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 22:20:29 -
[24] - Quote
My -ú337 4rm0r 5ki11z r3k 411 Gåæh3 Gû¦00B$ |
Frostys Virpio
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
1596
|
Posted - 2015.02.24 22:23:13 -
[25] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Paranoid Loyd wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Is there a level higher than 'Elite"? Because im that. 1337 31337. ..... xXx42oxXxBLAZEITxXx
Not no scope = not worth mentioning. |
Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
979
|
Posted - 2015.02.26 02:40:56 -
[26] - Quote
I am surprised how little response this thread has received. I am beginning to wonder if people are sitting there going:
"Yeah, this is the way to play. So what?"
CSM Ten movement for change.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
Status: Rabid carebear
Blog
|
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances CAStabouts
130
|
Posted - 2015.02.26 09:05:11 -
[27] - Quote
Funny stuff there.
I am so not elite.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
|
Rathhildur Denton
Substandard Reliability
1
|
Posted - 2015.02.26 18:14:52 -
[28] - Quote
looks like I'm well on my way to becoming elite! |
Eternus8lux8lucis
Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
337
|
Posted - 2015.02.26 19:07:32 -
[29] - Quote
Was a good laugh for today. One day I was elite and then I woke up and realized Im just a scrublord locked in the basement.
Strength isnt measured in numbers but in force of will. For if one motived willful individual stands many will fall around him that are weak.
http://tinyurl.com/YarrFace
|
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
1125
|
Posted - 2015.02.26 23:55:31 -
[30] - Quote
I have never 10 v 1 anyone, not even at a gate. So no, not elite.
This thread has so much content it may be 'Thread of the Year' and it is only January.
|
|
Gypsien Agittain
University of Caille Gallente Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.02.27 00:10:57 -
[31] - Quote
I'm about to purchase 4 nidhoggurs and turn all my pilots into tier1 elite capsuleers. |
PhantomMajor
High Flyers The Kadeshi
24
|
Posted - 2015.02.27 00:11:14 -
[32] - Quote
I have the hull tanking certificate so I must be uber E-lite lolz |
Felicity Love
Imperium Galactic Navy
2205
|
Posted - 2015.02.27 05:56:41 -
[33] - Quote
If by "ELITE" you mean that I like having a real life, a wife and family and all kinds of other hobbies ( rather than being some obese neckbeard with the social skills of a wet turd ) then yes, I'm elite.
"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.-á-á ( Pick four, any four. They all smell. -á)
|
Dun'Gal
Myriad Contractors Inc.
205
|
Posted - 2015.02.27 11:57:41 -
[34] - Quote
Well over the years I have scoffed at the null blob f1 monkeys, now I have come to the stark realization that they are winning eve. Best thing eve related I've read in ages |
Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
991
|
Posted - 2015.02.27 12:27:38 -
[35] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:If by "ELITE" you mean that I like having a real life, a wife and family and all kinds of other hobbies ( rather than being some obese neckbeard with the social skills of a wet turd ) then yes, I'm elite. Hey! I'll have you know that I am underweight and I play Go, so I have other hobbies!
Meanie!
CSM Ten movement for change.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
Status: Rabid carebear
Blog
|
Ka'Narlist
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
327
|
Posted - 2015.02.27 12:53:19 -
[36] - Quote
I seriously can't tell if the author is ironic or ******** |
Felicity Love
Imperium Galactic Navy
2207
|
Posted - 2015.02.27 13:06:12 -
[37] - Quote
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:Felicity Love wrote:If by "ELITE" you mean that I like having a real life, a wife and family and all kinds of other hobbies ( rather than being some obese neckbeard with the social skills of a wet turd ) then yes, I'm elite. Hey! I'll have you know that I am underweight and I play Go, so I have other hobbies! Meanie!
Whatever gets you out of bed in the morning.
"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.-á-á ( Pick four, any four. They all smell. -á)
|
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
748
|
Posted - 2015.02.27 13:14:24 -
[38] - Quote
Ka'Narlist wrote:I seriously can't tell if the author is ironic or ********
What a fitting statement to show how accurate the author is. Do you need a FC to shout "READING COMPREHENSION - READING COMPREHENSION - READING COMPREHENSION" in order to understand what was written? |
Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
993
|
Posted - 2015.02.27 13:16:59 -
[39] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:Felicity Love wrote:If by "ELITE" you mean that I like having a real life, a wife and family and all kinds of other hobbies ( rather than being some obese neckbeard with the social skills of a wet turd ) then yes, I'm elite. Hey! I'll have you know that I am underweight and I play Go, so I have other hobbies! Meanie! Whatever gets you out of bed in the morning. A lot of people make money and talk to their colleagues, have social lives and spend time with the families all while they are in bed.
CSM Ten movement for change.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
Status: Rabid carebear
Blog
|
Felicity Love
Imperium Galactic Navy
2208
|
Posted - 2015.02.27 13:36:00 -
[40] - Quote
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:A lot of people make money and talk to their colleagues, have social lives and spend time with the families all while they are in bed.
Bedroom PVP, best PVP.
"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.-á-á ( Pick four, any four. They all smell. -á)
|
|
Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
995
|
Posted - 2015.02.27 13:40:56 -
[41] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: A lot of people make money and talk to their colleagues, have social lives and spend time with the families all while they are in bed. Bedroom PVP, best PVP. PVP for ISK!
CSM Ten movement for change.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
Status: Rabid carebear
Blog
|
|
|
|
Pages: 1 2 :: [one page] |