Yunthor
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.11 20:02:00 -
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During my service in CCP, I took the initiative in creating Eve. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our game's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system. I was instrumental in the creation of Eve. And as such I know all the secrets of Eve. This is what is really happening:
D2 is attacking BoB and ASCN. Ships are destroyed when this happens. At the same time, many ships are also being destroyed in Jita. Coincidence? We'll see. If we look closer, we'll find that parts of ASCN space and BoB space are are an orangish color. Now, once we take away yellow, we're left with red, the color of Jita's big dot. But the conspiracy doesn't end there. What else is red? RA comes to mind, of course. But this is just a clever distraction to what the red really means. If you look at the eve_fanfest2006.jpg picture, it ALSO has red in it. So you would think that the only logical conclusion is that D2 is going to visit the fanfest? Well, you'd be wrong!
You see the JPG format was developed by Joint Photographic Experts Group. And joint is a code word known only to me for something commonly referred to as "weed." And who is in charge of that, why the DEA is. Now you might be beginning to understand how deep the rabbit hole goes. Notice the 'D' in DEA, where else does a 'D' appear? D2? Ah! But that would be too simple, the answer lies here. At the bottom of the page is this word: sabiedrību. Notice the letter before the u, it appears to be a 'b', but I believe it actually to be a d that has been flipped. Could this mean that D2 has flipped and joined forces with ASCN. You might think so, but you would be wrong AGAIN! You see this is a message from a friendly marine mammal otherwise known as...FLIPPER
The Flipper Conspiracy: Flipper is not really a dolphin, he is actually and agent of Locterberan. Deep in the underworld, ancient beings known as Mwbuns worshiped Selthukar, God of Soap Bubbles. Long ago in the days of old, Peridichitins were shocked at the horrendous atrocities of the Hardblingbadershooflaments. The Hardblingbadershooflaments had descended from the Yonkersleepnirehcanbodgerfolkdirhadershumpklins who built and ancient cities in the days of older. Yonkersleepnirehcanbodgerfolkdirhadershumpklins descended from an even ancienter being known simply as . was as invincible hero of the Void. The Void had bestowed with the knowledge of The Truth. It is here where learned that he would no longer keep his family name, but be known as from now on. was an unthinkable, unlikely and otherwise inpronouncable evil. begat II son of . II was preoccupied with his designation. To be known as a was simple unspeakable. In a quest that lasted thousands of eons and spaned millions of galaxies, settled on 'D'. Henceforth he was forever known as DII. D2 continues to honor his namesake to this day.
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