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ReptilesBlade
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.03.10 04:59:48 -
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So I am a complete newb to PVP in Eve attempting to learn. I was playing with my bomber against some rats. I wanted to see if the ship would fire a bomb without needing to be locked onto the target. I pointed my ship towards the target and fired. Completely forgetting my MWD was on...
My thought process literally went like this.
*fires bomb* "It worked!" "My bomb is only 9m away." "Wait. Why is my bomb still only 9m away from my ship?" "Oh ****! Abort! Abort!" *BOOM!*
https://zkillboard.com/kill/45148984/
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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Snuffed Out
7622
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Posted - 2015.03.10 05:04:16 -
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Yep. Puts a new spin on "suicide bombing" doesn't it? :D
Too soon?
The SP System
How did you start?
IFW
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
34630
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Posted - 2015.03.10 05:11:14 -
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I think there was an old adage that you aren't real bomber pilot until you've managed to bomb yourself.
Did you manage the kill the rats?
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
6398
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Posted - 2015.03.10 05:17:07 -
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There's a youtube video somewhere from years ago where a fellow managed to pod himself.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Asmodia
SPECTRE Syndicate
4
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Posted - 2015.03.10 05:18:09 -
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ReptilesBlade wrote:So I am a complete newb to PVP in Eve attempting to learn. I was playing with my bomber against some rats. I wanted to see if the ship would fire a bomb without needing to be locked onto the target. I pointed my ship towards the target and fired. Completely forgetting my MWD was on... My thought process literally went like this. *fires bomb* "It worked!" "My bomb is only 9m away." "Wait. Why is my bomb still only 9m away from my ship?" "Oh ****! Abort! Abort!" *BOOM!* https://zkillboard.com/kill/45148984/
You are a goon. Does not all goons play like this ? |

Serene Repose
2362
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Posted - 2015.03.10 05:27:33 -
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Asmodia wrote:ReptilesBlade wrote:So I am a complete newb to PVP in Eve attempting to learn. I was playing with my bomber against some rats. I wanted to see if the ship would fire a bomb without needing to be locked onto the target. I pointed my ship towards the target and fired. Completely forgetting my MWD was on... My thought process literally went like this. *fires bomb* "It worked!" "My bomb is only 9m away." "Wait. Why is my bomb still only 9m away from my ship?" "Oh ****! Abort! Abort!" *BOOM!* https://zkillboard.com/kill/45148984/
You are a goon. Does not all goons play like this ? Whoa. That musta hurt.
Treason never prospers. What is the reason?
Why, if it prospers, none dare call it "treason."
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Mephiztopheleze
Republic University Minmatar Republic
35
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Posted - 2015.03.10 05:31:33 -
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that is truly glorious, well done sir.
Occasional Resident Newbie Correspondent for TMC: http://themittani.com/search/site/mephiztopheleze
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
20321
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Posted - 2015.03.10 05:53:43 -
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One cannot truly call himself a bomber pilot without failbombing either himself or his fleet.. or both.
o7
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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sabre906
Old Spice Syndicate Intrepid Crossing
1658
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Posted - 2015.03.10 05:56:36 -
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Indeed. Next time, go for the home run and bomb additional goons. |

Black Drake
17
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Posted - 2015.03.10 08:40:07 -
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This has made my Birthday... sad I know...  |

Harrison Tato
Yamato Holdings
310
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Posted - 2015.03.10 10:15:31 -
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Black Drake wrote:This has made my Birthday... sad I know... 
Happy Birthday \o/ |

March rabbit
Federal Defense Union
1551
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Posted - 2015.03.10 10:33:15 -
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At least you had some fun i guess. Gongratz!
The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
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Mari Camos
Finnish Space Jaegers Tactical Narcotics Team
10
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Posted - 2015.03.10 10:58:58 -
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This, exactly.
Let the lager decide what is wrong, what is right.
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Aralyn Cormallen
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
854
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Posted - 2015.03.10 11:04:44 -
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ReptilesBlade wrote:So I am a complete newb to PVP in Eve attempting to learn. I was playing with my bomber against some rats. I wanted to see if the ship would fire a bomb without needing to be locked onto the target. I pointed my ship towards the target and fired. Completely forgetting my MWD was on... My thought process literally went like this. *fires bomb* "It worked!" "My bomb is only 9m away." "Wait. Why is my bomb still only 9m away from my ship?" "Oh ****! Abort! Abort!" *BOOM!* https://zkillboard.com/kill/45148984/
The most memorable lessons are those discovered while staring at the smouldering wreckage of your ship with a slightly red face.
And yes, I've bombed myself too  |

Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
243
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Posted - 2015.03.10 11:07:10 -
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I've done this. But the rat got credit and all he did was miss me. I edited him out and make me the killer but the kill board I put it on deleted it when I plugged in my api. This was back when kill mails were all text.
I think 90% of people manage to kill them selves with the first bomb they ever use.  |

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
4011
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Posted - 2015.03.10 11:49:10 -
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ReptilesBlade wrote:"It worked!" Yep
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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xxxTRUSTxxx
Galactic Rangers
223
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Posted - 2015.03.10 12:32:12 -
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lol if you play with bombs long enough one of them will kill you.
on a side note, had a strange thing happen with a bomb one night.
sitting at a gate, timed the frigate fleet jumping the gate perfect. bomb landed right smack in the middle of the frigs.
bomb just sails right through the middle of them and keeps going.
one of the guys typed in local. IRC made bombs, it will kill something eventually.
i lol'd 
they lol'd
i just sat thinking,,, bastard bomb!  |

xxxTRUSTxxx
Galactic Rangers
223
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Posted - 2015.03.10 12:34:22 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote:ReptilesBlade wrote:"It worked!" Yep
a fav movie of mine 
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Leannor
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
127
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Posted - 2015.03.10 13:50:44 -
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LOLZ, funny read. Thanks :)
"Lykouleon wrote:
STOP
TOUCHING
ICONIC
SHIP
PARTS"
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stoicfaux
5503
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Posted - 2015.03.10 13:55:55 -
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Can you lock onto a bomb and web it?
Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
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Leannor
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
127
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Posted - 2015.03.10 13:57:36 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Can you lock onto a bomb and web it?
even if you could, webbers are , what, 10km range? ... 
"Lykouleon wrote:
STOP
TOUCHING
ICONIC
SHIP
PARTS"
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Kiandoshia
Applied Anarchy SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2227
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Posted - 2015.03.10 13:59:14 -
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I blew myself up with my own bomb before but it didn't generate a killmail. Doesn't it do that when you are the only thing that is on your own (hypothetical) KM?
Anyways, no, you are not the only one and yes, it worked :D |

stoicfaux
5503
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Posted - 2015.03.10 14:09:07 -
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Leannor wrote:stoicfaux wrote:Can you lock onto a bomb and web it?
even if you could, webbers are , what, 10km range? ...  OP said this "My bomb is only 9m away." Also, you can use faction webbers to get more than 10km range.
Also, there are some ships with range bonuses to webs, so if they could lock onto an incoming bomb and web it...
Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
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Elenahina
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
202
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Posted - 2015.03.10 14:16:45 -
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Aralyn Cormallen wrote:And yes, I've bombed myself too 
I once managed to bomb myself - with the wrong bomb type - so I not only killed myself, I killed all the other bombs too.
There should be an acheivement for that.
Agony Unleashed is Recruiting - Small Gang PvP in Null Sec
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True Sight
Deep Freeze Industries
263
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Posted - 2015.03.10 14:32:45 -
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On the bright side, your killboard will be balanced :) |

BoBoZoBo
Paragon Fury Tactical Narcotics Team
523
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Posted - 2015.03.10 15:07:08 -
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You took Solo PVP to a new level.
Primary Test Subject GÇó SmackTalker Elite
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
6401
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Posted - 2015.03.10 15:15:36 -
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BoBoZoBo wrote:You took Solo PVP to a new level.
That's how Fight Club started
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Black Drake
17
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Posted - 2015.03.10 15:22:18 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Leannor wrote:stoicfaux wrote:Can you lock onto a bomb and web it?
even if you could, webbers are , what, 10km range? ...  OP said this "My bomb is only 9m away." Also, you can use faction webbers to get more than 10km range. Also, there are some ships with range bonuses to webs, so if they could lock onto an incoming bomb and web it...
You can also overheat them. |

Agondray
Avenger Mercenaries VOID Intergalactic Forces
226
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Posted - 2015.03.10 15:23:56 -
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Tuttomenui II wrote:I've done this. But the rat got credit and all he did was miss me. I edited him out and make me the killer but the kill board I put it on deleted it when I plugged in my api. This was back when kill mails were all text. I think 90% of people manage to kill them selves with the first bomb they ever use. 
I haven't, maybe I should bomb some more?
"Sarcasm is the Recourse of a weak mind." -Dr. Smith
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Ned Thomas
Signal Cartel EvE-Scout Enclave
1091
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Posted - 2015.03.10 15:58:52 -
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Welcome to the club, OP. You're membership packet should be in the mail shortly 
Don't get lost alone - Join Signal Cartel, New Eden's premier haven for explorers!
Onward to Thera with Eve Scout
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