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Ceramik Black Avatar Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2006.10.16 23:54:00 - [31] Part III Status: Connected to guide: StacyC StacyC: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. StacyC: Hi How can I help you tonight? You: Hi I was looking for the maximum effective range for a 425mm Tech 2 Railgun StacyC: ok one moment while I search this for you StacyC: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need. StacyC: Does any of those sites have what you're looking for? StacyC: still searching for you You: They are in the correct area You: I'm looking for something that can tell me exactly how far I can hit, taking into account skills, modules, and ammunition modifiers. StacyC: ok let me see what i can find for you You: Thank you! StacyC: most of the info all refers back to that one site eve online StacyC: it says that gun has a base range of about 60km You: Ok, well I guess I will just look there. You: Thanks StacyC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. One Two
Asimov Andies Gallente Red Blade Industries	Posted - 2006.10.17 01:48:00 - [32] Edited by: Asimov Andies on 17/10/2006 01:51:47 man this is fun. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RossM RossM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: Hey RossM: hi, how are you? You: doing good. and you? RossM: good RossM: what can i help you with? You: I have a question for you RossM: ok RossM: what brand is your cable box? You: Sientific Atlanta You: Explorer 8300 HD DVR You: HDMI connection You: can you help me find how to get the program information bar on a digital cable box to show the correct program information instead of no program data availiable? RossM: this is more of a search engine than a tech help line, i can transfer you and see if someone else knows You: okay silence best part, I am a Time Warner Technician, so I know how to do it. -=##=- When those to weak to be good men give up their true humantiy they shall learn how to be comforted in the fiery pits of the damned and find his place with t
qrac Caldari Shiva Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2006.10.17 02:16:00 - [33] Hahaha I feel sorry for the "guides". -------------------------------------------
Ogdru Jahad Amarr	Posted - 2006.10.17 02:25:00 - [34] tis is what i asked about... ancient perkinesse spoken language Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DawnL You: Hello. DawnL: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. DawnL: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! You: thanks DawnL: Are you looking for information on the perkinesse language? DawnL: Are you there? You: yes. You: yes You: yes I am You: lag sorry DawnL: No problem. DawnL: I'm not finding anything Perkinesse or Perkinese. DawnL: Do you mean pekingese? You: yes DawnL: Thank you. DawnL: One moment while I search for you. You: sorry I only wrote down what i needed to know for my thesis. DawnL: No problem. DawnL: I will find some information I think may be helpful to you and send the links. DawnL: They will appear to the right of our chat. You: thanks result was... Lu Xun on the difficulties of Chinese characters Lu Xun on the difficulties of Chinese characters http://www.pinyin.info/readings/lu_xun/writing.html .
Asimov Andies Gallente Red Blade Industries	Posted - 2006.10.17 03:23:00 - [35] Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: CassandraL CassandraL: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. CassandraL: Welcome to Cha Cha! You: yeah, can I get to DawnL? You: I was just talking to him and my browser refreshed You: lost him CassandraL: I dont think there is a way to find him unless you look him up and IM him. You: ... Status: Connected to guide: JosephV JosephV: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: hello JosephV: What can I do for you? You: can you connect me to DawnL You: my browser refreshed and I lost him JosephV: I'm sorry, I can't. Guides are picked at random. :( You: ... well, that tells me 1 thing You: you are not transfering people to more qualified guides JosephV: What do you mean? You: the guides are chosen at random You: you said it yourself JosephV: Yes, I did. You: anyway, maybe you can help You: I was wondering if you could locate information on what is going to happen to the MOXI box that adelphia has in areas Time warner took over JosephV: Okay, let me see what I can find.. You: do you get people that harass you? JosephV: Sometimes. You: I could imagine you get quite a few You: and my next question is, do you use google or cha cha JosephV: I use Google. You: hahaha You: that is funny You: sI thought you would use cha cha JosephV: Well, I would only use ChaCha if I had trouble finding something by myself. You: hahaha You: same here You: do you get paid to be a guide? JosephV: Yes, but not too much. You: how much? JosephV: Depends. On average, I get paid 50 cents per search. You: dang You: that is low You: do you have another job JosephV: Nope. You: ouch You: so about how much do you normally make per day? JosephV: Roughly $20. You: ... and how old are you? JosephV: 21. JosephV: About your quesiton: from what I could gather, it seems nothing significant will happen to adelphia's MOXI boxes. You: thanks You: I have another question JosephV: This second link may also be of interest to you as well. You: hold one moment, phone call JosephV: Ok. You: sorry about that JosephV: It's okay. You: so do you get paid per person asking for help, or per thing you search JosephV: Per search. JosephV: Will that be all? You: say you searched for 3 words, for one person, you would get payed $0.50 JosephV: Well, it depends on the length of the search. You: if you searched 3 searches for 1 person would you get $1.50 JosephV: Nope. JosephV: If I spent 20 minutes doing a search, though, I would get $1.67. JosephV: # of words/terms doesn't matter. You: interesting You: alright, that will be all, thank you very much JosephV: You're welcome. JosephV: Good night. :) JosephV: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. that was funny and fun, I talked to him for about 30 minutes. -=##=- When those to weak to be good men give up their true humantiy they shall learn how to be comforted in the fiery pits of the damned and find his place with t
Ceramik Black Avatar Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2006.10.17 04:49:00 - [36] Edited by: Ceramik on 17/10/2006 04:49:12 Hehe, I applied for a position as a guide. $20 bucks a day should be enough to support my bar habits.
Donna Darko	Posted - 2006.10.17 06:47:00 - [37] Originally by: Benco97 hmm... I think it may be a mixture of automated responses and real people... it seems a little... off.. I don't know, just a feeling. How would you feel if you had to type "Hello! How may I help you today?" every time someone calls for you? I know I would have made myself a bunch of macros to say a couple of things automatically as well. Weird service, although my wife will be ****ed that she didn't execute it before them, she had the idea about a year ago. I wonder how they can offer so many guides?... If it stays free, though, you bet that more technophobe people would start using it and to be honest, I might do that too for those weird things I want to find out but never seem to find the right query to narrow things down. Well, reading the conversation on how much they get paid is killer, but for students that want to stay home and get money ;) I think it's a good deal. How much would you pay for that service? Stories.
Chroan	Posted - 2006.10.17 13:42:00 - [38] Lol! This is awesome
Wild Rho Amarr Black Omega Security	Posted - 2006.10.17 14:02:00 - [39] Anyone tested them to see if they can read leet? I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it.
Araxmas Caldari Imperial Space Corporation	Posted - 2006.10.17 14:24:00 - [40] Edited by: Araxmas on 17/10/2006 14:24:10 Quote: Anyone tested them to see if they can read leet? lmao, wouldn't suprise me if they could -------- The only way i'm sexy on a sig is when im hidden behind fancy effects.
Chroan	Posted - 2006.10.17 14:35:00 - [41] Edited by: Chroan on 17/10/2006 14:35:04 Another one: Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JenniferT JenniferT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: Lo JenniferT: Hello How are you? You: Pretty good, how are you? JenniferT: I am great thanks for asking. JenniferT: How may I assist you with mullet hair today? You: I'm looking if any pet spas or hair cutting places would be able to take care of my mullet in Finland You: Are you 21 years old btw? JenniferT: Yes I am You: Rofl, I knew :p JenniferT: :) JenniferT: Ok one moment let me do alittle research see what I can find for you. You: Is it like I was connected to you because you're a mullet hair specialist? JenniferT: lol You: or are the guides picked by random JenniferT: Depends. JenniferT: Some are. JenniferT: Some are picked by keywords. You: So are you a mullet hair specialist then? JenniferT: lol no. You: Okay You: That seems like it's in Cali Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: annao annao: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: It's lagging You: So, you're the mullet master? annao: yeah, i keep thinking ive lost people! actually no but i can sure try, how hard can it be, business in the front party in the back :) You: Okay annao: did you get a result already? i have one that came up when the search did You: I have a Pet Groomer here You: Dunno would it be nice for my mullet annao: the search also showed up under medical You: Rofl You: Are you a master btw? annao: yes on all but one category You: How much do the masters get paid? annao: but i keep getting training searches You: Training searches? annao: it just depends. i thought there was a set amount but mine seems to differ from search to search. You: So the other members are doing odd searches for you so you can train up? annao: people training me and me training others, no real searches You: So how does it work? annao: dont really know, all i know is it pays pretty well You: how much? You: You're 21, right? annao: why? You: just thought annao: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Meh..
Chroan	Posted - 2006.10.17 14:45:00 - [42] Edited by: Chroan on 17/10/2006 14:45:36 Originally by: Araxmas Edited by: Araxmas on 17/10/2006 14:24:10 Quote: Anyone tested them to see if they can read leet? lmao, wouldn't suprise me if they could Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Guide not connected. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MandyM MandyM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: /-/1 7/-/3R3 MandyM: hmm MandyM: /-/1 MandyM: /-/o \/\/ are you MandyM: 2day? MandyM: hows that You: 7/-/0UG/-/G/-/7 1F Y4 C0U/_D D0 4 S34Rc/-/ 4B0U7 1337 MandyM: hmm MandyM: ok You: 17'5 0R1G1NS 4ND 57UFF MandyM: whats origins MandyM: sorry You: 4B0u7 /-/0W 17 WuZ 1N\/3N73D MandyM: what was invented You: 1337 You: T37-/ 1377 5P33/ MandyM: SOrry would you like a transfer? MandyM: to another guide who may be better equipped to help you You: Y4 H4V3 4NY 1337 SP3C14L157? MandyM: probably not but maybe MandyM: whats up with that google site? MandyM: You could be one if you are over 18 You: 101 MandyM: Do you see those results You: Y34 MandyM: y34 is yes MandyM: ? MandyM: or yea You: Y34 MandyM: yea MandyM: ? MandyM: or yes You: 17'5 Y34 MandyM: 8435 MandyM: 98y MandyM: qrp MandyM: ! MandyM: thatbored huh Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AmyB AmyB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. AmyB: What sort of information on 1337 are you looking for? AmyB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
Gothikia Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2006.10.17 15:41:00 - [43] lofty dude i love you, they DO litterally find anything. To see how far they went i started asking for ghey **** and blonde twinks hahaha. They even found some eve related stuff about me =/ -------------- Gothi
lofty29 Praxiteles Inc.	Posted - 2006.10.17 15:46:00 - [44] Edited by: lofty29 on 17/10/2006 15:46:58 Originally by: Gothikia lofty dude i love you, they DO litterally find anything. To see how far they went i started asking for ghey **** and blonde twinks hahaha. They even found some eve related stuff about me =/ ♥ Great site tho NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Chacha is down!!1! --- Praxitele's Inc. is Recruiting!
Araxmas Caldari Imperial Space Corporation	Posted - 2006.10.17 17:33:00 - [45] Hm they aren't that useful, can't even help my request. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Guide not connected. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AmberB AmberB: Hello How can i help you today? You: Hi AmberB: Hi, how are you? You: Fine, you? AmberB: I'm great, What can i help you with You: I'm looking for an adult sized baby costume. AmberB: Okay let me help you AmberB: Will this site do? You: No sorry, i need something a bit more Kinky! AmberB: Is this for a party than? You: Well you could say that AmberB: Is it? It will help with the search You: Well lets just say that people will be there and it might get a bit freaky AmberB: hm, Okay ill search again You: Could you try and find me some deals on baby lotion and superstrong tape? AmberB: May i ask why? You: Well it gets a bit messy and we need something to cover up the mess. AmberB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. -------- The only way i'm sexy on a sig is when im hidden behind fancy effects.
Madorthene	Posted - 2006.10.17 18:57:00 - [46] Edited by: Madorthene on 17/10/2006 18:57:23 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Guide not connected. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JonT JonT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: Hello JonT: Hello, how can I help you? You: ChaCha Search, what are the finest things in life? You: Hello? You: ...Hello? Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JonT JonT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. JonT: Hello, how can I help you? You: could you find me some pictures of an equine phallus? Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MistyB MistyB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: hello. MistyB: Hello and welcome to Cha Cha! MistyB: How can I help you today? You: Could you find me some pictures of equine phallus? Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: adams You: right You: may you find me some pictures of equine phallus? adams: Sure give me just a moment please adams: Is that what i think it is :o) a horse ***? You: it is?! You: I thought it was a ghetto euphemism for household cutlery adams: thats what i found, its another name for horse *** You: oh well, thank you. I do have one more question adams: Ok thanks You: What are the finest things in life, adams? adams: Well let me look, that could be alot of things :o) You: you're the guide, though You: I trust your judgement adams: yes and im looking :o) You: USS Tempest? I should have known You: thank you, you've been most helpful adams: Your welcome, have a great day adams: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. How consfusing.
JenKrist Girlfriend Thieves Inc	Posted - 2006.10.17 20:18:00 - [47] You have been reported. You have violated our Safe Search Policy and your actions have been reported. Your location is: 81.153.243.129 Your Service Provider may be notified.
Madorthene	Posted - 2006.10.17 20:55:00 - [48] Originally by: JenKrist You have been reported. You have violated our Safe Search Policy and your actions have been reported. Your location is: 81.153.243.129 Your Service Provider may be notified. Oh dear. Was that an email? My attempts at horse body part searches may recieve the same.
Gothikia Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2006.10.18 02:19:00 - [49] Originally by: JenKrist You have been reported. You have violated our Safe Search Policy and your actions have been reported. Your location is: 81.153.243.129 Your Service Provider may be notified. I asked for ghey **** and blonde twinks and the buggers gladfully linked me to some rather "educational" websites. They also sent me to wikipedia haha. However a different 'agent' got a bit weird when I asked them to help me search for stuff like "auto-fellatio how-to guide" (google it haha) and asked me if it was for research purposes or recreational! hahahaha got a good chuckle out of that one -------------- Gothi
HolographicEntrypoint Praxiteles Inc.	Posted - 2006.10.18 10:09:00 - [50] Somebody ask the weigth of elephant ********* please. --- ^ Custom Sigs for ISK My custom Sigs Gallery
wierchas noobhunter Caldari Praxiteles Inc.	Posted - 2006.10.18 10:36:00 - [51] Originally by: HolographicEntrypoint Somebody ask the weigth of elephant ********* please. lol join me be cool
HolographicEntrypoint Praxiteles Inc.	Posted - 2006.10.18 11:15:00 - [52] why the hell are "balls" censored? :( --- ^ Custom Sigs for ISK My custom Sigs Gallery
wierchas noobhunter Caldari Praxiteles Inc.	Posted - 2006.10.18 11:26:00 - [53] Originally by: HolographicEntrypoint why the hell are "balls" censored? :( pfff look on eve pvp and u cansay why balls are censored :P join me be cool

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