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lofty29
Praxiteles Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 20:58:00 -
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Omfghahaha! A friend just directed me towards a new search engine, in which you can ask for a guide (real person) to help you search for something! Im having one hell of a time giving them really stupid questions (Like the names of every tech 1 cruiser in eve)  www.chacha.com
Enjoyage!! ---
Praxitele's Inc. is Recruiting! |

digital0verdose
Caldari Ships Unlimited
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Posted - 2006.10.16 20:59:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29 Omfghahaha! A friend just directed me towards a new search engine, in which you can ask for a guide (real person) to help you search for something! Im having one hell of a time giving them really stupid questions (Like the names of every tech 1 cruiser in eve)  www.chacha.com
Enjoyage!!
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lofty29
Praxiteles Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:00:00 -
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Well I thought it was fitting. Im in fits of laughter on the floor. They actually find anything (Like, the chemical formula or urine)  ---
Praxitele's Inc. is Recruiting! |

hattifnatt
Gallente The Movement
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:02:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29 Well I thought it was fitting. Im in fits of laughter on the floor. They actually find anything (Like, the chemical formula or urine) 
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Quin Tal
Fort Knox Inc Expeto Libertas Foedus
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:06:00 -
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Rofl, thats funny stuff.
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lofty29
Praxiteles Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:08:00 -
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Originally by: chacha.com You: I was wondering if you could help me find the name of every tech 1 cruiser in eve online? JosephT: Sure, let me get that for you. JosephT: This si the bike, right? JosephT: This is the bike, right? You: uhhhm....No? JosephT: Okay, I apologize for that... You: No problem :) You: *twiddles his thumbs* You: How're you doing there, Joseph?
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Praxitele's Inc. is Recruiting! |

chingon
Caldari Black Knight Buccaneers Center for Disease Creation
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:11:00 -
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You: i'm looking for info on a vagabond ship
'guide': Sure, just a moment please while I look for you.
5 minutes later:
'guide': Are you looking for one, a story on one, something to do with StarWars?
ROFL this is funny
 Ö Sig By Liu Mang |

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente Momentum.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:12:00 -
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   rofl My sig was nerfed.. im not happy -Mtt
I hate mods |

Thelonius Rat
Caldari Praxiteles Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:21:00 -
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Edited by: Thelonius Rat on 16/10/2006 21:22:31 Edited by: Thelonius Rat on 16/10/2006 21:22:13 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Michael W Michael W: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: hi Michael W: Good afternoon! Michael W: How can I help you You: The atom structure for a mendelevium isotope You: *atomic Michael W: ill check [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mendelevium] You: seems ok to me Michael W: discusses isotopes You: isotopes? You: well Michael W: nevermind! You: an isotope is another for of an element You: same number of protons, different number of neutrons Michael W: i dont know much about chemistry yet Michael W: until i get my laboratory You: gl on that You: your getting your own laborory? You: *laborotry? Michael W: probably not You: isotopes are interesting You: but not very usefull Michael W: wikipedia is good for alot of information You: yea You: seems alot of the results on here are from wikipedia Michael W: does this page answer your question? You: yes Michael W: Can I find anything else for you? You: hmm... You: well, one last thing Michael W: sure! You: can you find information about the ship "thorax" on the game, eve online? You: becasue my friend was going on about how good they are [http://www.eve-online.com/] (congratulations chacha person, you can use google!) You: hmm... i suppose i can find it on there Michael W: ive got just a sec Michael W: there [http://www.eve-online.com/itemdatabase/ships/cruisers/gallente/627.asp] You: aha You: perfect You: well thats it Michael W: neat looking online game You: it is Michael W: how much does it cost? You: ú10 a month You: its a good game though, a recomend it Michael W: well, have a great day! You: will do Michael W: bye Michael W: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
Hillarious stuff :D (Thank me for recomending chacha to lofty btw ) PWWWN MASTER OF TEH YOUNIVERSE |

jbob2000
Gallente The Taining corp Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:26:00 -
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Very nice people on there
Quote: Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: TonyaS TonyaS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. TonyaS: Hello! How are you today? You: Hi, what should I fit to my megathron? TonyaS: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you! You: you aren't a robot by any chance are you? TonyaS: Not last time I checked.. You: they actually hire people to help me search? TonyaS: Yep, you got it right. You: thats cool TonyaS: Did you get your first link about light megatrons? You: yes, but i wanted MEGATHRONS You: its a ship TonyaS: Oh, ok. I see there are two different megatrons. Just one moment I will see what I can find for a ship. You: yeah no prob You: this is a crazy service! TonyaS: It's the battleship? You: yeah TonyaS: Okay, now we are on the same "boat". Sorry about the pun. You: hehe You: whats the oddest thing you've searched for? TonyaS: Well, nothing is really this odd. This one I have never heard of though to tell you the truth. You: yes, i must admit, im just testing out the service You: it has to do with a game TonyaS: I'm not seeing any information about how to work the megathron or other information since it's a game ship You: yeah You: i admire your effort though TonyaS: Would you like some general information though. You: sure You: THATS AWSOME!!! TonyaS: What game is it for? You: Eve Online TonyaS: Okay, I keep seeing that however I have not heard of it... My husband plays PS2 games however this one I haven't heard of... You: oh, it's for the PC You: its pretty small compared to other games TonyaS: oh, i see. You: ok well thanks for the help You: i dont think i need anything else TonyaS: Yep. Can I help you with anything else today? You: nope, thanks TonyaS: okay. Well, have a good day! You: you too TonyaS: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! TonyaS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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Benco97
Gallente Fedo Appreciation Group
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:28:00 -
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hmm... I think it may be a mixture of automated responses and real people... it seems a little... off.. I don't know, just a feeling.
Head of the Fedo Appreciation Group (FAG) and Registered Fedo breeder (Sig kindly supplied by Zurtur) |

lofty29
Praxiteles Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:30:00 -
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JessicaB: Hi! You: Hi there JessicaB: I'm not quite sure what you need... You: I need to know the speed of line, in Meters per second preferably, passing through a cake (It has a refractive property of 9.2) JessicaB: wow someone calculated the refractive properties of a cake... You: Whoops, light You: Yeah, I foudn that quite amusing too.... JessicaB: ok, give me a minute You: Apparantly its a Victoria Sponge
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Praxitele's Inc. is Recruiting! |

Deadeye Dave
Amarr Lynx Frontier Inc. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29 JessicaB: Hi! You: Hi there JessicaB: I'm not quite sure what you need... You: I need to know the speed of line, in Meters per second preferably, passing through a cake (It has a refractive property of 9.2) JessicaB: wow someone calculated the refractive properties of a cake... You: Whoops, light You: Yeah, I foudn that quite amusing too.... JessicaB: ok, give me a minute You: Apparantly its a Victoria Sponge

This thing is really funny, just a bunch of people using Google/Wikipedia.
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jbob2000
Gallente The Taining corp Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:33:00 -
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Edited by: jbob2000 on 16/10/2006 21:33:33 im going to do a pr0on one, hold up a few
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lofty29
Praxiteles Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: Deadeye Dave
Originally by: lofty29 JessicaB: Hi! You: Hi there JessicaB: I'm not quite sure what you need... You: I need to know the speed of line, in Meters per second preferably, passing through a cake (It has a refractive property of 9.2) JessicaB: wow someone calculated the refractive properties of a cake... You: Whoops, light You: Yeah, I foudn that quite amusing too.... JessicaB: ok, give me a minute You: Apparantly its a Victoria Sponge

This thing is really funny, just a bunch of people using Google/Wikipedia.
Saves you doing it!
She worked out the speed of light through a cake at about 130m/s (dont have a clue if its right) then asked :
JessicaB: great, anything else? You: Would you happen to know the refractive property of chocolate spread? JessicaB: not off the top of my head but I can look! ---
Praxitele's Inc. is Recruiting! |

digital0verdose
Caldari Ships Unlimited
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:42:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: Deadeye Dave
Originally by: lofty29 JessicaB: Hi! You: Hi there JessicaB: I'm not quite sure what you need... You: I need to know the speed of line, in Meters per second preferably, passing through a cake (It has a refractive property of 9.2) JessicaB: wow someone calculated the refractive properties of a cake... You: Whoops, light You: Yeah, I foudn that quite amusing too.... JessicaB: ok, give me a minute You: Apparantly its a Victoria Sponge

This thing is really funny, just a bunch of people using Google/Wikipedia.
Saves you doing it!
She worked out the speed of light through a cake at about 130m/s (dont have a clue if its right) then asked :
JessicaB: great, anything else? You: Would you happen to know the refractive property of chocolate spread? JessicaB: not off the top of my head but I can look!
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lofty29
Praxiteles Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:46:00 -
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Btw. Noone do anything racist or political in this thread please, I dont want it to get locked  ---
Praxitele's Inc. is Recruiting! |

digital0verdose
Caldari Ships Unlimited
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:56:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29 Btw. Noone do anything racist or political in this thread please, I dont want it to get locked 
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Latest Update: "The Departed" and something no Nintendo fan should be without. |

RivenSoul
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:58:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29 Omfghahaha! A friend just directed me towards a new search engine, in which you can ask for a guide (real person) to help you search for something! Im having one hell of a time giving them really stupid questions (Like the names of every tech 1 cruiser in eve)  www.chacha.com
Enjoyage!!
I was reported for asking for a free link to the paris hilton video because I needed to rub one off pronto....
amusing little thing though and they are quick... are they real people though or is it automated?
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Araxmas
Caldari Imperial Space Corporation
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:59:00 -
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julier: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. julier: Good evening, how can I help tonight? You: hello, i need to know a rough amount of armpit hair you can fit in a shoebox, its for my homework, if i don't do it i cant play with the building blocks during break. julier: Ah, So you have to figure out weight and mass and size of area to fill, right? You: yes,ive got the sizes here if you need them at all You: just looking for the size of armpit hair. julier: Let me see if I can find a site that does that for us. julier: Give me one second. [after waiting 5 minutes little Araxy didn't get his answer and thus missed out on the building block fun time].
The only way i'm sexy on a sig is when im hidden behind fancy effects. |

lofty29
Praxiteles Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 21:59:00 -
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Originally by: RivenSoul
Originally by: lofty29 Omfghahaha! A friend just directed me towards a new search engine, in which you can ask for a guide (real person) to help you search for something! Im having one hell of a time giving them really stupid questions (Like the names of every tech 1 cruiser in eve)  www.chacha.com
Enjoyage!!
I was reported for asking for a free link to the paris hilton video because I needed to rub one off pronto....
amusing little thing though and they are quick... are they real people though or is it automated?
Nono, real people. ---
Praxitele's Inc. is Recruiting! |

Zurtur
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.10.16 22:01:00 -
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Edited by: Zurtur on 16/10/2006 22:02:11 Gave it a go:
--- Status: Connected to guide: DawnL DawnL: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: Hey DawnL: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! DawnL: How can I help you with your search today? You: i would like if you could fine a top speed of wrath precision cruise missile for me DawnL: Okay. Let me see what I can find for you. DawnL: One moment while I search. You: sure, thanks DawnL: Of course, I will not be able to find a real Precision cruise missle, however i have found information you may find interesting. You: also if possible maximum explosion velocity, and if the firing ship requires Guided Missile array and Target Navigation Prediction array You: cool, what is it? DawnL: You should see a link to the right of our chat. ..link received: here.. You: ok, i know all this, is there any chance you could find specific values of its maximum speed and explosion velocity atleast? DawnL: Check out the last links I provided you. DawnL: I'm sorry, I was mistaken. ..link1 link2.. DawnL: Here's a site where you can purchase the cruise missiles from. ..link1 link2.. You: cool, thats so much, you gave me even more then i was looking for! DawnL: I'm glad I could help. DawnL: Can I find anything else for you? You: that would be it DawnL: Have a great night. DawnL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. ---
I was almost about to ask if those explosion values are with skills at lvl5, but though i would let poor guy rest a little :) Edit: spelling+links :)
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Reminder to all Icelanders - yes i know, and no it was not me who named this character. |

Peter Stuyvesant
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.10.16 22:14:00 -
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lol. Those guys are gonna be Eve-experts before the night is over 
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Dust Angel
True Core
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Posted - 2006.10.16 22:14:00 -
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man, this sites great!
mirel yirrin > "DU HAST VERBROKEN DAS FORUMERN RULEN! DU SWINE!" |

Dr Einkeisel
Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.16 23:02:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Einkeisel on 16/10/2006 23:02:54 Edited by: Dr Einkeisel on 16/10/2006 23:02:21 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaB MichelleA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. MichelleA: What can I help you find today? You: hello there, this might sound abit strange but im looking for some lego p0rn MichelleA: Anything's possible I suppose MichelleA: I am not comfortable doing such a search. Would you like to be transferred to someone who may want to help you? You: please :(
You have been reported. You have violated our Safe Search Policy and your actions have been reported.
Your location is: Your Service Provider may be notified. "
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jbob2000
Gallente The Taining corp Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.10.16 23:14:00 -
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awsome!
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Laocoon
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.16 23:20:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Einkeisel Edited by: Dr Einkeisel on 16/10/2006 23:02:54 Edited by: Dr Einkeisel on 16/10/2006 23:02:21 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaB MichelleA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. MichelleA: What can I help you find today? You: hello there, this might sound abit strange but im looking for some lego p0rn MichelleA: Anything's possible I suppose MichelleA: I am not comfortable doing such a search. Would you like to be transferred to someone who may want to help you? You: please :(
You have been reported. You have violated our Safe Search Policy and your actions have been reported.
Your location is: Your Service Provider may be notified. "
i actually know where you can find lego prons, but i think it might be teh illegals so i can't tells you 
- Lao
Veto. Corp |

Xoria Krint
The Movement
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Posted - 2006.10.16 23:23:00 -
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MY SLAVES haha this is so great! ---- My Movies
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Ceramik
Black Avatar Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.10.16 23:42:00 -
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Part I of my search:
LisaM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. LisaM: Hello, what can I find for you today? You: Hello, I would like to find out the maximum effective rang on a 425mm tech II railgun You: *range LisaM: Certainly, one moment while I search for that. LisaM: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: Thank you LisaM: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need. LisaM: Are these results sufficient? You: Hmm, does this take into account skills along with tracking computers and other mods? LisaM: Let me see... I'm going to transfer you to a specialist for this who will better be able to assist you. One moment please. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: LisaM LisaM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ...
These are the links she gave me:
One Two Three
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Ceramik
Black Avatar Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.10.16 23:47:00 -
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Edited by: Ceramik on 16/10/2006 23:47:50 Part II
Status: Connected to guide: JosephT JosephT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. JosephT: How are you this evening? You: Hi I was looking for the maximum effective range for a 425mm Tech 2 Railgun You: I am well, and you? JosephT: Okay, let me see what I can find for you. JosephT: Doing good, thanks...looking up your information right now. JosephT: I'm going back in circles, is it okay if I can transfer you over to one of our experts on this topic? You: sure You: that would be great JosephT: Please hold for one second. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ...
These are the links he found:
One Two
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