Attendees: CCP Zulu, CCP Zinfindel + some random intern transcribing

CCP Zulu: Alright, so we have the CQ finished, but there's might be some issues with overheating ATI cards....
CCP Zinfandel: SCREW THEM! (booming voice)
CCP Zulu: Uh...screw the ATI cards?
CCP Zinfandel: BURN THEM!
CCP Zulu: Burn the cards?
CCP Zinfandel: BURN THEM ALL!
CCP Zulu: oh...uh...I have to object. Destroying customers computer gear is just really messe...
CCP Zinfandel: SILENCE!

(30 minutes of awkward silence)

CCP Zinfandel: CONTINUE!
CCP Zulu: Alllrighty then. So we also finshed the code for NeX and we where wondering what exactly you wanted to sell...
CCP Zinfandel: PANTS!
CCP Zulu: Cool, so do you have any pants in mind? The art devs could think of a few different...
CCP Zinfandel: 1000 DOLLAR PANTS!
CCP Zulu: What...wait wuh? What kind of pants would those be? Would they be like...
CCP Zinfandel: JAPANESE BOUTIQUE PANTS!
CCP Zulu: uh...how do we make them look like Japanese bouti...
CCP Zinfandel: Put some Hello Kitty stuff on them. I think those are really cute n' fun.
CCP Zulu: But don't we need to buy the rights to use Hello Ki...
CCP Zinfandel: SILENCE!

(another 30 mins of awkward silence)

CCP Zinfandel: CONTINUE!
CCP Zulu: Alright...so $1000 Japanese boutique 'Hello Kitty' pants. Got it. We'd also like to maybe do some different tops and stuff but wanted to know how much time we ha...
CCP Zinfandel: 5 MINUTES!
CCP Zulu: 5 minutes?!? You want this done in 5 minutes?
CCP Zinfandel: 4 MINUTES!
CCP Zulu: ****...

(4 minutes later)

(CCP Zulu returns to Conference Room 3, out of breathe)

CCP Zulu: Ok...ok. We got the pants, we got the shirts...it was just thrown together with clipart from Sixteen Magazine, but this **** all looks like total crap. I think most of it came from Justin Bieber articles. Anyways, so real shirts sell for about $19 dollars so this stuff will sell for like $1-2 or....
CCP Zinfandel: 20 DOLLARS!

(Zulu stares blankly at Zinfandel. Yet another awkward silence)

CCP Zulu: Is there anything else you want?
CCP Zinfandel: MONOCLES!
CCP Zulu: Like "The Penguin" or "General von Klinkerhoffen" style monocles
CCP Zinfandel: ****ING SPACE MONOCLES!
CCP Zulu: O...k...space monocles. What should they do? Improve perception or...
CCP Zinfandel: NOTHING!
CCP Zulu: Ok, good, purely cosmetic. I like that idea better. It's fair to the players. So we'll sell these for what, 1-2 dolla...
CCP Zinfandel: SEVENTY DOLLARS!
CCP Zulu: Did you say $17 dollars? Isn't that a bit too much for a...
CCP Zinfandel: $70 DOLLARS (holds large sign with a '7' and '0' on it and a winky emoticon)
(Zulu's jaw dislocates and drops. He quickly grabs it off the floor)
CCP Zulu: Wow...uh...wow. For $70 dollars that's gotta be one ****ing cool monocle. I can get the art department to come up with one of those in about a wee...
CCP Zinfandel: 5 MINUTES!
CCP Zulu: Huh?!?
CCP Zinfandel: 4 MINUTES!

(interns face melts and then assplodes)