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Charles Muffins
ROC Academy ROC.
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Posted - 2015.03.25 01:54:44 -
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MUFFIN MAIL COMEDY MAILING LIST
Join "Muffin Mail" today!
MUFFIN MAIL PLEASE READ, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT*
Welcome to Muffin Mail! Muffin Mail is the new alternative to any "important" mailing list that provides NO INFORMATION ON ANYTHING WHATSOEVER! However, we do provide info on fictional events that will rattle the foundation of the EVE community such as...
Shaving Schedules
Abbadon21's romance life
Goon's Market Activities
TESTIMONIAL
I'm usually go through three keyboards a months via smashing during rage quit. But with Muffin Mail, people now find me 50% less annoying! - Aegis Stormborn
It really calms down my ADHD! - Jandil
It's almost as good as my PVP skills! - Abbadon21
It made me quit my job and now I just play EVE with no hopes for a bright future! - Razielkh
Charles Muffins is my favorite person in EVE - Omadon
At least it's not as bad as my corp, Order in the Void. - Sexz
Muffin Mail brightens my day, which is useful since my mom's basement is pretty dark. - Kayln Bishop
Stay tuned for more!
Questions? Comments? Complaints? ISK Donations? - For all except the third one, please mail Charles Muffins, owner of Muffin Mail.
*Not really, just wanted to freak ya out a little.
P.S. if you're reading this Jennifer, please come back!
Muffin Mail also runs a chat channel! "Muffin Mail Chat" EVE voice is enabled! |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.03.25 02:38:54 -
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Prepare to hear from my legal team.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Serene Repose
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Posted - 2015.03.25 05:01:37 -
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Another frontier wit I see.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to type on your keyboard and remove all doubt.
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Arronicus
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2015.03.25 08:57:31 -
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plz 4 aded my main 2 mailist list
naem is Unsuccessful at Everything thnx u |
Dyniss
Burning Skies Apocalypse Now.
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Posted - 2015.03.25 09:15:02 -
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Muffin mail carrier reporting for duty. Da muffin express!
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Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
925
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Posted - 2015.03.25 11:55:10 -
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What did I just read?
Remove insurance.
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Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
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Posted - 2015.03.25 12:53:20 -
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Charles Muffins wrote:P.S. if you're reading this Jennifer, please come back!
His name was Jennifer ?
Also, can someone explain what this thread is about?-á (Relax ! I'm just quoting Holgrak Blacksmith here.)
When life gives you lemons, swap letters and poof: melons, solemn melons.
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Nicolai Serkanner
Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spaceship Parts Co. Brave Collective
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Posted - 2015.03.25 13:09:40 -
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Was this supposed to be humorous? |
Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.03.25 13:31:25 -
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This made me laugh!
Thanks! Make this a thing! ^_^ |
Charles Muffins
ROC Academy ROC.
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Posted - 2015.03.27 01:57:56 -
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lol I read all of the comments, the general opinion-WHAT IS THIS!?!? |
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
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Posted - 2015.03.27 02:18:51 -
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Sorry OP.
Unsuccessful At Everything has the monopoly on muffin shenanigans.
@UAE you'd best necro that thread before it gets locked for inactivity. I want to see the woman from HR suffer some more.
Civilized behaviour is knowing that violence is barbaric, but paying other people to do it is business.
Nil mortifi sine lucre.
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RentableMuffin
FaDoyToy
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Posted - 2015.03.27 03:26:24 -
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oooh Muffins! I know a thing or two about muffins! |
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