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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399548
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Posted - 2015.03.25 14:54:21 -
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In light of the smoking in stations thread I would like to suggest the ability to be able to drink in stations. You know like you can do in GTA V but in space.
Just imagine the possibilities and hilarity as you stumble to get in your capsule and scrap the side of the station and everyone elses ships as you undock, not to mention trying to prove to Concord that you only had a few beers and that you are not drunk. The list is endless.
This could add a whole new level of immersiveness to drunken roams. Why not have your character drunk as well as yourself!
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
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Random McNally
The Vendunari End of Life
97986
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Posted - 2015.03.25 14:55:20 -
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I support this product and/or service.
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
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RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
30336
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Posted - 2015.03.25 14:55:29 -
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I'll drink to that! 
So, you're a bounty hunter.
No, that ain't it at all.
Then what are you?
I'm a bounty hunter.
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
35094
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:00:08 -
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Best thread on the front page.
Can we add drinking in the forum too?
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
30961
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:00:19 -
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I've been asking for this for ages!
Help, I can't download EVE
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43757
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:01:07 -
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And make the screen blurry while you are drunk. |

Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399548
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:02:50 -
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Hengle Teron wrote:And make the screen blurry while you are drunk.
Exactly, also have a delay on whatever you click on or activate.
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Kalishka Ashkulf
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
111
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:02:51 -
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Quote: not to mention trying to prove to Concord that you only had a few beers and that you are not drunk.
Pilot: I shwear offisher, I'm nah dwunk! CONCORD: Very well Citizen, recite the names of all the systems...backwards!
Why, thank you, Thing!
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Tristan Valentina
Moira. Villore Accords
16
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:04:47 -
[9] - Quote
Again this seems like the choice of the owner of the station.
But that being said Thursty Thrasher Thursday would be much improved with the ability to hold a drink in my hand while I spin my ship.
Tristan |

Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
30961
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:05:22 -
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Guys, Concord shot me even though I'm not Brutor. Is this a bug?
Help, I can't download EVE
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Quattras Peione
Gentlemen of Fortune.
70
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:05:28 -
[11] - Quote
Scipio Artelius wrote:Can we add drinking in the forum too?
That's not already a feature? I've been drinking while in the forums since I first joined.
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Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari End of Life
27911
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:13:21 -
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Rain6637 wrote:Guys, Concord shot me even though I'm not Brutor. Is this a bug? Definitely a bug. Brutor guy stole my bike and CONCORD did nothing. Like seriously, man.
Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43758
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:15:06 -
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Rain6637 wrote:Guys, Concord shot me even though I'm not Brutor. Is this a bug? must have been a drunk guy on duty |

Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43758
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:15:53 -
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Tilde Duchateau wrote:Rain6637 wrote:Guys, Concord shot me even though I'm not Brutor. Is this a bug? Definitely a bug. Brutor guy stole my bike and CONCORD did nothing. Like seriously, man. Geez. I said I will give it back. |

Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari End of Life
27915
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:17:11 -
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Hengle Teron wrote:Tilde Duchateau wrote:Rain6637 wrote:Guys, Concord shot me even though I'm not Brutor. Is this a bug? Definitely a bug. Brutor guy stole my bike and CONCORD did nothing. Like seriously, man. Geez. I said I will give it back. OH. It was you? Sorry I didn't notice. (You all kinda look the same)
Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43765
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:19:41 -
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Don't sweat it.
I get that a lot. |

Rengor Elongur
30plus Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere
1
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:33:54 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:In light of the smoking in stations thread I would like to suggest the ability to be able to drink in stations. You know like you can do in GTA V but in space.
Just imagine the possibilities and hilarity as you stumble to get in your capsule and scrap the side of the station and everyone elses ships as you undock, not to mention trying to prove to Concord that you only had a few beers and that you are not drunk. The list is endless.
This could add a whole new level of immersiveness to drunken roams. Why not have your character drunk as well as yourself!
My Home station has a "Stripclub" sign on the outside... I have been running through the station for over a year trying to find that place... Not good isk/h, but i hope the fun once i find it will be worth it! |

Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:37:51 -
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*sits down, crossing her legs*
*lights up a cig*
*sips coffee* |

Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399558
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:39:22 -
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Rengor Elongur wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:In light of the smoking in stations thread I would like to suggest the ability to be able to drink in stations. You know like you can do in GTA V but in space.
Just imagine the possibilities and hilarity as you stumble to get in your capsule and scrap the side of the station and everyone elses ships as you undock, not to mention trying to prove to Concord that you only had a few beers and that you are not drunk. The list is endless.
This could add a whole new level of immersiveness to drunken roams. Why not have your character drunk as well as yourself! My Home station has a "Stripclub" sign on the outside... I have been running through the station for over a year trying to find that place... Not good isk/h, but i hope the fun once i find it will be worth it!
About that sign....
Good job on that CCP.
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
10417
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:42:02 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:In light of the smoking in stations thread I would like to suggest the ability to be able to drink in stations. You know like you can do in GTA V but in space.
Just imagine the possibilities and hilarity as you stumble to get in your capsule and scrap the side of the station and everyone elses ships as you undock, not to mention trying to prove to Concord that you only had a few beers and that you are not drunk. The list is endless.
This could add a whole new level of immersiveness to drunken roams. Why not have your character drunk as well as yourself!
The sad part is that Drinking in Stations (DiS), as presented by Commissar Kate, would seem to provide actual interesting gameplay as opposed to Walking in Stations (WiS) invisioned by some of out forum going brethren that just would not lol |
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Serene Repose
2491
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:48:06 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:In light of the smoking in stations thread I would like to suggest the ability to be able to drink in stations. You know like you can do in GTA V but in space.
Just imagine the possibilities and hilarity as you stumble to get in your capsule and scrap the side of the station and everyone elses ships as you undock, not to mention trying to prove to Concord that you only had a few beers and that you are not drunk. The list is endless.
This could add a whole new level of immersiveness to drunken roams. Why not have your character drunk as well as yourself! The sad part is that Drinking in Stations (DiS), as presented by Commissar Kate, would seem to provide actual interesting gameplay as opposed to Walking in Stations (WiS) invisioned by some of out forum going brethren that just would not lol "Interesting" rofl ... interesting ... omg
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to type on your keyboard and remove all doubt.
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RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
30345
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:52:30 -
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I only drink to make y'all more interesting, anyway... 
So, you're a bounty hunter.
No, that ain't it at all.
Then what are you?
I'm a bounty hunter.
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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
18559
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:53:10 -
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drinking in game sounds fun...
but that means i'd have to actually log in to take part.  |

Random McNally
The Vendunari End of Life
97996
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:55:59 -
[24] - Quote
Still supporting this product and/or service.
WTB pics of Eevee logged in and drunk in station.
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Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat
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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399564
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Posted - 2015.03.25 15:57:47 -
[25] - Quote
ib4 the brewer and distiller profession
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:04:23 -
[26] - Quote
*noms cheesecake*
*cuts a slice off and puts it on a dish*
*pushes dish towards Kate*
(: |

Pok Nibin
Filial Pariahs
651
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:06:00 -
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Looks like you warped in kind of sideways, ma'am. Mind stepping out of the vehicle? Now. I want you to float in a straight line for me. Float in a straight line but I want you to hold your nose with your left hand, and hold your left ear with your right....that's it now float out there and float back for me.
The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.
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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399569
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:08:59 -
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Eve Solecist wrote:*noms cheesecake*
*cuts a slice off and puts it on a dish*
*pushes dish towards Kate*
(:
Damn my weakness for cake.
*takes the cheesecake and scurrys off*
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
10419
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:10:15 -
[29] - Quote
But Ossifer, I swear, there is not ONE DROP of Blood in my alcohol system! |

Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
7
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:11:48 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:Eve Solecist wrote:*noms cheesecake*
*cuts a slice off and puts it on a dish*
*pushes dish towards Kate*
(: Damn my weakness for cake. *takes the cheesecake and scurrys off* :D |
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Vyl Vit
1139
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:13:51 -
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Those familiar with LOTRO can back me up here. They have a fabulous intoxication feature. You get a debuff icon "I can't seem to find my pants" with a timer. You can craft kegs for household decor. One such keg, you drink from it, you pass out on the floor, the screen goes dark and you wake up at a random spot on the map. For some reason I kept waking up in a pig sty in the Shire. (Don't ask me how I got there.)
During Spring Festival, in the Shire you can become a member of the Tavern League. All you have to do is drink six steins of ale in each tavern in the shire. It's on a timer. At first the screen just sort of wiggles. After the 12th stein you're honest-to-Eru seeing double...then triple. By the last tavern in Michel Delving, you can't tell which of the swirling steins is the real one...on a timer about to tick off at this point. Succeed and you get a fabulous title: Member, Tavern League.
There's an even deeper layer. Ales of particular rarity are placed all over the map in peculiar places. To get that title, you have to have found and sampled them all. It was a cute game within a game. Trying to ride a horse, galloping to the next town to hit the tavern all the while seeing triple is....challenging. Quite so.
Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.
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Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
10423
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:18:11 -
[32] - Quote
Vyl Vit wrote: Trying to ride a horse, galloping to the next town to hit the tavern all the while seeing triple is....challenging. Quite so.
Friends don't let friends horse drunk.
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43776
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:19:41 -
[33] - Quote
Eve Solecist wrote:*sits down, crossing her legs*
*lights up a cig*
*sips coffee* where have you lost your last name ? :p |

RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
30348
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:26:16 -
[34] - Quote
Vyl Vit wrote:LOTRO Stuff How'd you get in the pig sty in the Shire?
So, you're a bounty hunter.
No, that ain't it at all.
Then what are you?
I'm a bounty hunter.
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:30:50 -
[35] - Quote
Hengle Teron wrote:Eve Solecist wrote:*sits down, crossing her legs*
*lights up a cig*
*sips coffee* where have you lost your last name ? :p Had to shove the Project brand, because it's unnecessarily complicating things outside of EVE.
The char is still active though, but I'm not playing anyway. Not gone from EVE though, for good reasons. (: (I'm still not done with "things")
You can now EASILY find me on steam, reddit, github, stack overflow, imgur ... ... and a few more. ;)
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43779
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:38:25 -
[36] - Quote
shame I'm not using any of those |

Bellanea Rajanir
Poseidaon
55
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:39:06 -
[37] - Quote
I have good name for expansion to this, Urinating in Station. |

Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399578
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:40:39 -
[38] - Quote
Bellanea Rajanir wrote:I have good name for expansion to this, Urinating in Station.
Hahaha!
Oh.... I think I now know why pod goo is yellow.
Gross.
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
10427
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:47:35 -
[39] - Quote
DiS would generate many scandals as well. You know what they say: "What happens in Jita, STAYS in Jita...until you end up bare ass naked running from both CONCORD and news crews from The Scope" |

Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari End of Life
27924
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:49:30 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:Bellanea Rajanir wrote:I have good name for expansion to this, Urinating in Station. Hahaha! Oh.... I think I now know why pod goo is yellow. Gross. "Gross". That's not what you said that one time we did the--uh, nevermind.
Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399584
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:52:12 -
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Tilde Duchateau wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Bellanea Rajanir wrote:I have good name for expansion to this, Urinating in Station. Hahaha! Oh.... I think I now know why pod goo is yellow. Gross. "Gross". That's not what you said that one time we did the--uh, nevermind.
I don't remember this "one time", must have blacked out or something.
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari End of Life
27926
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:53:54 -
[42] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Tilde Duchateau wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Bellanea Rajanir wrote:I have good name for expansion to this, Urinating in Station. Hahaha! Oh.... I think I now know why pod goo is yellow. Gross. "Gross". That's not what you said that one time we did the--uh, nevermind. I don't remember this "one time", must have blacked out or something. This "blacking out" business you do is really convenient, isn't it? 
Sorry, this is just the alcohol talking. My CQ is open for you as always, Kate.
Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
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Tarpedo
Incursionista
1495
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:59:51 -
[43] - Quote
I want shooting in stations - so CONCORD could come after call of my concerned neighbors and kill their dogs in front of their children (and/or corpse collection) - by mistake of course and with follow-up apologies. |

Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43780
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:02:08 -
[44] - Quote
Tilde Duchateau wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Tilde Duchateau wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Bellanea Rajanir wrote:I have good name for expansion to this, Urinating in Station. Hahaha! Oh.... I think I now know why pod goo is yellow. Gross. "Gross". That's not what you said that one time we did the--uh, nevermind. I don't remember this "one time", must have blacked out or something. This "blacking out" business you do is really convenient, isn't it?  Sorry, this is just the alcohol talking. My CQ is open for you as always, Kate. oh, that reminds me
I wish I never googled for "Cleveland steamer" |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
24128
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:38:08 -
[45] - Quote
This reminds me of that Chumbawumba song.
WISing the night away..
#afkleadership Gü+Gü+Gü+ -óߦªß¦ç-ó Gü+Gü+Gü+
EVE:Valkyrie pilot unmasked (her name is Ran)
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Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari End of Life
27930
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:45:09 -
[46] - Quote
Sibyyl wrote: This reminds me of that Chumbawumba song.
WISing the night away..
You get knocked down but you'll get up again.
Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
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Ragnar Severasse
Scope Works Overload Everything
29182
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Posted - 2015.03.25 19:03:06 -
[47] - Quote
But I don't drink. |

RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
30365
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Posted - 2015.03.25 19:27:30 -
[48] - Quote
Ragnar Severasse wrote:But I don't drink. Don't lie. Everybody drinks. The body needs hydration and can't go more than 3 days or so without you drinking something.
So, you're a bounty hunter.
No, that ain't it at all.
Then what are you?
I'm a bounty hunter.
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flakeys
Arkham Innovations
2769
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Posted - 2015.03.25 19:30:12 -
[49] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Hengle Teron wrote:And make the screen blurry while you are drunk. Exactly, also have a delay on whatever you click on or activate.
Uhm , if you truly are drunk both of these don't need to be implemented by CCP as the alcohol will allready do that for you.Or so my drunken solo roams experiences have taught me.
Wish i could talk about my experiences in fleet drunken roams , but usually when i joined them i lost the fleet after a few jumps an it became a solo drunken roam .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Metal Icarus
Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad.
733
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Posted - 2015.03.25 20:03:31 -
[50] - Quote
I want to see my pilot do a line of a raw booster in the station then having that booster's effect in the ship when I undock!
That would be cool...
Also, being drunk in a pod should have an effect as well... |
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
9163
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Posted - 2015.03.25 20:09:55 -
[51] - Quote
Ye know ye can just play eve drunk right.
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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Marsha Mallow
2065
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Posted - 2015.03.25 20:17:07 -
[52] - Quote
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Ye know ye can just play eve drunk right. Playing sober is for noobnerds
I'd suggest a Drinking on Forums sub but... OOPE... 
Benny Ohu wrote:
fire up the argument calibrators set phasers to outraged overheat keyboards reinforce the thread
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43805
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Posted - 2015.03.25 20:22:11 -
[53] - Quote
Ragnar Severasse wrote:But I don't drink. Features are optional to use, you know. |

Ragnar Severasse
Scope Works Overload Everything
29183
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Posted - 2015.03.25 21:32:17 -
[54] - Quote
RoAnnon wrote:Ragnar Severasse wrote:But I don't drink. Don't lie. Everybody drinks. The body needs hydration and can't go more than 3 days or so without you drinking something.
Oh, you mean drinking beverages in general. I do enjoy the blood of my enemies quite a bit. |

Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
43831
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Posted - 2015.03.25 21:48:11 -
[55] - Quote
Ragnar Severasse wrote:RoAnnon wrote:Ragnar Severasse wrote:But I don't drink. Don't lie. Everybody drinks. The body needs hydration and can't go more than 3 days or so without you drinking something. Oh, you mean drinking beverages in general. I do enjoy the blood of my enemies quite a bit. That's a fine choice of beverage, good Sir. |

Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399667
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Posted - 2015.03.25 22:18:17 -
[56] - Quote
Ragnar Severasse wrote:RoAnnon wrote:Ragnar Severasse wrote:But I don't drink. Don't lie. Everybody drinks. The body needs hydration and can't go more than 3 days or so without you drinking something. Oh, you mean drinking beverages in general. I do enjoy the blood of my enemies quite a bit.
You dont look like a blood raider to me.
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Flamespar
WarRavens
1312
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Posted - 2015.03.26 01:14:32 -
[57] - Quote
No.
You should only drink whilst piloting thousands of tonnes worth of spaceship. #safetyfirst
EVE Chronicle: An audio drama set in the EVE universe
http://evechronicle.blogspot.com.au/
https://twitter.com/Flamespar
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Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
1159
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Posted - 2015.03.26 01:30:00 -
[58] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:This could add a whole new level of immersiveness to drunken roams. Why not have your character drunk as well as yourself! Good old volunteers for a bit of friendly awoxing while forming up. 
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
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SOV is stagnant because Low Sec is not the next step from High Sec and a viable place to grow alliances to the point they can challenge Null alliances.
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Chopper Rollins
Lantean Empire
1069
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Posted - 2015.03.26 01:36:07 -
[59] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:In light of the smoking in stations thread I would like to suggest the ability to be able to drink in stations. You know like you can do in GTA V but in space.
Just imagine the possibilities and hilarity as you vomit uncontrollably, STEP RIGHT UP falling over a chair, choking back tears and breathing in bile while you run your profusely bleeding hand under a cold tap and wonder how you cut yourself that deeply without noticing. STEP RIGHT UP Barely aware that you've gone to the toilet fully dressed and standing in a room that had no toilets, you see a photo on the wall of your Captain's Quarters, taken a few years ago, it's your son, the one whose face you fractured while swinging wildly at his mother. STEP RIGHT UP You feel dizzy and try to grab the sink for balance but RIGHT UP RIGHT UP your sticky bleeding hand betrays you to your slowed reflexes and you slam your forehead against the floor, the whole world turns into the bellies of a trillion writhing maggots. STEP RIGHT UP RIGHT UP RIGHT UP RIGHT UP
This could add a whole new level of immersiveness to drunken roams. Why not have your character drunk as well as yourself!
ok
Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3416
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Posted - 2015.03.26 07:39:48 -
[60] - Quote
Hey, is this OOPE invasion of GD? Count me in! All drinks free at The Greater Fool Bar!
*takes a sip from her Margarita*
The Greater Fool Bar_ is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! _
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Yiole Gionglao
513
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Posted - 2015.03.26 07:42:17 -
[61] - Quote
*enters thread, sees everybody drinking in station*
Cool. An Iron Monkey for me, boy.
*sits on a stool and waits to see who'll be the first gurl to lose her top* |

Indahmawar Fazmarai
3865
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Posted - 2015.03.26 07:46:37 -
[62] - Quote
*joins the party, sipping a Mojito*
Lose the top? Oh no, that won't be me, I'm not wearing a bra...
*walks to the jukebox*
Let's play some music!
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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Baneken
Arctic Light Inc. Arctic Light
505
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Posted - 2015.03.26 08:37:18 -
[63] - Quote
As much as I would like the change this would likely make EVE illegal in Finland as it would be considered as "advocating people to drink alcohol" and believe me they would ban EVE when even just Ron De Jeremy's face on a bottle was considered as "pushing people to drink by promoting alcohol drink with a sexual advertisement". 
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Lachesiss
nomnomnom MOAR BABIES The Pursuit of Happiness
312
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Posted - 2015.03.26 08:44:19 -
[64] - Quote
I too would +1 this idea.
The amount of times I have wanted to dock in a station and go to the local bar, purchase of one of there most expensive bottles of Chilean red and then promptly smash it over the head of one of my WT who is being a total *** and not undocking. 
On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
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Falken Falcon
31618
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Posted - 2015.03.26 08:50:01 -
[65] - Quote
I support this product and/or service.
*Pours a beer
Edit: Baneken, let's just assault the monkey house and feed R+ñs+ñnen to drifters
Aye, Sea Turtles
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Baneken
Arctic Light Inc. Arctic Light
506
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Posted - 2015.03.26 09:20:25 -
[66] - Quote
Falken Falcon wrote:I support this product and/or service.
*Pours a beer
Edit: Baneken, let's just assault the monkey house and feed R+ñs+ñnen to drifters
aye, great minds think alike.  |

WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
7162
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Posted - 2015.03.26 11:18:38 -
[67] - Quote
Quafe is getting out of hand lately.
Everything's a game if you make it one - Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci
Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2928
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Posted - 2015.03.26 11:25:47 -
[68] - Quote
"I'm not drunj I just want another margarita. HAHAHA. I like to laugh. Anyone got a light?"
Make it so, CCP. 
Bring your possibles.
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Jade Blackwind
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
292
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Posted - 2015.03.26 11:37:45 -
[69] - Quote
Drinking in Stations!
Also, Bar Fights in Stations, Exotic Dancers in stations for those who'd like that sort of thing, and Gang Shootings in Station Corridors. With Hovercars for an extra drive-by gank.
Pokemon-style pet drone fights with customizable drone fittings and 3rd party bets are optional.
Dere be da whole grimdark universe in dat corridor, mon.
Hehe
P.S. Also, I want a slaver hound tooth necklace for this character. And a gun, dammit! |

Anthar Thebess
978
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Posted - 2015.03.26 11:46:00 -
[70] - Quote
You know PUB's in RL are for this kind of stuff. Try to go outside sometimes.
Capital Remote AID Rebalance
Way to solve important nullsec issue. CSM members do your work.
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Falken Falcon
31619
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Posted - 2015.03.26 11:50:57 -
[71] - Quote
Anthar Thebess wrote:You know PUB's in RL are for this kind of stuff. Try to go outside sometimes. Outside?  You mean like undock, but in real life?
Aye, Sea Turtles
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Lachesiss
nomnomnom MOAR BABIES The Pursuit of Happiness
312
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Posted - 2015.03.26 12:46:14 -
[72] - Quote
Anthar Thebess wrote:You know PUB's in RL are for this kind of stuff. Try to go outside sometimes.
Have you been in a bar recently with a laptop and a headset on?. You get some really odd looks. 
On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
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Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
289
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Posted - 2015.03.26 12:57:23 -
[73] - Quote
How come everyone in Eve is an alcoholic?
Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown in levity.
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Rufelza
Widowmakers
2
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Posted - 2015.03.26 12:58:28 -
[74] - Quote
How about gambling in station?
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
30986
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Posted - 2015.03.26 13:00:16 -
[75] - Quote
Vicky Somers wrote:How come everyone in Eve is an alcoholic? False. The first step to being an alcoholic is admitting I have a problem, or something. and that ain't happenin'.
Help, I can't download EVE
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44000
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Posted - 2015.03.26 13:07:25 -
[76] - Quote
Anthar Thebess wrote:You know PUB's in RL are for this kind of stuff. Try to go outside sometimes. outside ?!?
you crazy, man ? |

Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399758
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Posted - 2015.03.26 13:11:57 -
[77] - Quote
Anthar Thebess wrote:You know PUB's in RL are for this kind of stuff. Try to go outside sometimes.
It's too hot to go outdoors.
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari End of Life
27934
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Posted - 2015.03.26 14:44:05 -
[78] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Anthar Thebess wrote:You know PUB's in RL are for this kind of stuff. Try to go outside sometimes. It's too hot to go outdoors. It's hot wherever you are, Kate.
Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3417
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Posted - 2015.03.26 14:50:51 -
[79] - Quote
Tilde Duchateau wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Anthar Thebess wrote:You know PUB's in RL are for this kind of stuff. Try to go outside sometimes. It's too hot to go outdoors. It's hot wherever you are, Kate.
Just take out your top. 
The Greater Fool Bar_ is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! _
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Ned Thomas
Signal Cartel EvE-Scout Enclave
1329
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Posted - 2015.03.26 14:54:46 -
[80] - Quote
Vicky Somers wrote:How come everyone in Eve is an alcoholic?
It's not everyone in Eve, it's just that the forum has a two drink minimum.
Don't get lost alone - Join Signal Cartel, New Eden's premier haven for explorers!
Onward to Thera with Eve Scout
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3239
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Posted - 2015.03.26 16:00:17 -
[81] - Quote
So, is this an actual reason to have bars in stations? That is, actual graphic assets, things you go to, sit with your friends, and drink? (And then someone slips something into your drink for an interesting surprise when that CTA hits.)
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Snafu Coaxer
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.03.26 16:02:47 -
[82] - Quote
Oh please do that, will be hilarious |

Aralyn Cormallen
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
971
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Posted - 2015.03.26 16:33:19 -
[83] - Quote
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Ye know ye can just play eve drunk right. "Can"? Hang on, are you saying it isn't compulsory?
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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399772
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Posted - 2015.03.26 17:02:31 -
[84] - Quote
Aralyn Cormallen wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Ye know ye can just play eve drunk right. "Can"? Hang on, are you saying it isn't compulsory?
Confirming that eve is unbearable to play without few drinks.
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
100
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Posted - 2015.03.26 17:03:46 -
[85] - Quote
Seen people getting drunk from less than imaginary drinks.
ßòª( -í° -£-û -í°)ßòñ Hi, I'm Blob and I like to Blog.
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3240
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Posted - 2015.03.26 17:05:50 -
[86] - Quote
Why am I posting in this thread when I, in fact, do not drink?
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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399772
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Posted - 2015.03.26 17:10:23 -
[87] - Quote
Vincent Athena wrote:Why am I posting in this thread when I, in fact, do not drink? Because this thread is awesome!
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Ned Thomas
Signal Cartel EvE-Scout Enclave
1330
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Posted - 2015.03.26 17:14:51 -
[88] - Quote
Vincent Athena wrote:Why am I posting in this thread when I, in fact, do not drink?
Because you want to be space drunk, but not real drunk.
Don't get lost alone - Join Signal Cartel, New Eden's premier haven for explorers!
Onward to Thera with Eve Scout
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2940
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Posted - 2015.03.26 17:53:17 -
[89] - Quote
I'm pretty easy after I've had a few.
So I'm just saying you might want to implement this, CCP.....
Bring your possibles.
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44019
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Posted - 2015.03.26 18:06:33 -
[90] - Quote
Tilde Duchateau wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Anthar Thebess wrote:You know PUB's in RL are for this kind of stuff. Try to go outside sometimes. It's too hot to go outdoors. It's hot wherever you are, Kate. And it's like a furnace when you join her  |
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3418
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Posted - 2015.03.26 21:24:17 -
[91] - Quote
*finishes her third Margarita*
I want to drink in stations! And walk! And, and... and dance!
The Greater Fool Bar_ is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! _
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Ragnar Severasse
The Scope Gallente Federation
29186
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Posted - 2015.03.26 23:27:46 -
[92] - Quote
Vincent Athena wrote:Why am I posting in this thread when I, in fact, do not drink?
Cause you have your own vices. |

Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44056
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Posted - 2015.03.27 01:23:40 -
[93] - Quote
How can I bear my shameful Brutor life without drinks ?! |

Charles Muffins
ROC Academy ROC.
16
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Posted - 2015.03.27 02:15:37 -
[94] - Quote
Lol if this was implemented CODE wouldn't exist. |

Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
30991
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Posted - 2015.03.27 02:19:55 -
[95] - Quote
What would determine a character's tolerance... Biology and maybe neurotoxin recovery and control?
Help, I can't download EVE
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44057
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Posted - 2015.03.27 02:25:22 -
[96] - Quote
Bloodline, obviously. |

Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399804
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Posted - 2015.03.27 02:29:16 -
[97] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:What would determine a character's tolerance... Biology and maybe neurotoxin recovery and control?
Being Achura, Khanid, Jin Mei or Vherokior.
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44060
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Posted - 2015.03.27 02:30:50 -
[98] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:What would determine a character's tolerance... Biology and maybe neurotoxin recovery and control? Being Achura, Khanid, Jin Mei or Vherokior. You mistyped Brutor there. |

Foedus Latro
Isogen 5
70
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Posted - 2015.03.27 02:34:41 -
[99] - Quote
Neurotoxin Control to tank drinks all day
Isogen 5 | Wormhole PvP Corporation
Director and Diplomat
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
30993
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Posted - 2015.03.27 06:15:29 -
[100] - Quote
This means we'd also be hungover in stations? Or is deathcloning a workaround to that. Ultimate lushes.
Help, I can't download EVE
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Falken Falcon
31630
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Posted - 2015.03.27 06:18:47 -
[101] - Quote
Considering that alcohol borrows happiness and fun from the next day, avoiding hungover is like avoiding concord
Aye, Sea Turtles
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George Gouillot
Stay Frosty. A Band Apart.
32
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Posted - 2015.03.27 07:27:01 -
[102] - Quote
Tilde Duchateau wrote:Hengle Teron wrote:Tilde Duchateau wrote:Rain6637 wrote:Guys, Concord shot me even though I'm not Brutor. Is this a bug? Definitely a bug. Brutor guy stole my bike and CONCORD did nothing. Like seriously, man. Geez. I said I will give it back. OH. It was you? Sorry I didn't notice. (You all kinda look the same)
Saw this Brutor guy with a bike. Thought it was mine. But when I came home, mine was still polishing my shoes. |

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3421
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Posted - 2015.03.27 07:39:22 -
[103] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:What would determine a character's tolerance... Biology and maybe neurotoxin recovery and control? Being Achura, Khanid, Jin Mei or Vherokior.
Hear, hear! Also, being pretty and/or cute! Moe gives 90% tank to spiritous drinks! Or maybe don't, but who cares? Drunk just makes moe +100%, too!
The Greater Fool Bar_ is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! _
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Varathius
Enlightened Industries Goonswarm Federation
175
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Posted - 2015.03.27 11:00:14 -
[104] - Quote
After actually having been in a bar last evening, and being surrounded by all those beautiful bottles, this thread made me remember of last evening, yes, I agree that this must be implemented. |

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
4142
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Posted - 2015.03.27 12:08:24 -
[105] - Quote
I advise a visit to The Greater Fool Bar. Excellent beer (and a wide assortment of other beverages), very good service and a nice client+¿le.
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
3869
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Posted - 2015.03.27 15:01:48 -
[106] - Quote
ISD Ezwal wrote:I advise a visit to The Greater Fool Bar. Excellent beer (and a wide assortment of other beverages), very good service and a nice client+¿le.
*Sneaks into the thread, covered with a trenchoat, a large hat and sunglasses. Looking around suspiciously, hands out a fistful of ISK to ISD Ezwal*
"OK, well done on the product placement. Now remember, you don't know me me" (GîÉGûá_Gûá)
*Walks out of the thread*
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
10463
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Posted - 2015.03.27 15:26:27 -
[107] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:ISD Ezwal wrote:I advise a visit to The Greater Fool Bar. Excellent beer (and a wide assortment of other beverages), very good service and a nice client+¿le. *Sneaks into the thread, covered with a trenchoat, a large hat and sunglasses. Looking around suspiciously, hands out a fistful of ISK to ISD Ezwal*"OK, well done on the product placement. Now remember, you don't know me" (GîÉGûá_Gûá) *Walks out of the thread*
You mean flies out right? CCP discontinued work on WiFT (Walking in Forum Threads)  |

Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3243
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Posted - 2015.03.27 16:05:07 -
[108] - Quote
ISD Ezwal wrote:I advise a visit to The Greater Fool Bar. Excellent beer (and a wide assortment of other beverages), very good service and a nice client+¿le. It sure would be nice if we actually could do that, rather than just typing text into a box.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
3871
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Posted - 2015.03.27 19:52:09 -
[109] - Quote
Vincent Athena wrote:ISD Ezwal wrote:I advise a visit to The Greater Fool Bar. Excellent beer (and a wide assortment of other beverages), very good service and a nice client+¿le. It sure would be nice if we actually could do that, rather than just typing text into a box.
Frankly, some of the things happened at The Greater Fool Bar would cause EVE to lose the PG-13 rating if they were ingame... 
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399822
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Posted - 2015.03.27 19:55:46 -
[110] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Vincent Athena wrote:ISD Ezwal wrote:I advise a visit to The Greater Fool Bar. Excellent beer (and a wide assortment of other beverages), very good service and a nice client+¿le. It sure would be nice if we actually could do that, rather than just typing text into a box. Frankly, some of the things happened at The Greater Fool Bar would cause EVE to lose the PG-13 rating if they were ingame... 
I don't know why Eve is rated "T" anyway. Multiplayer games really can't be rated due to the "internet".
Let me have my drunkeness!!!
-k8
My Fanclub
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3899
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Posted - 2015.03.27 23:07:01 -
[111] - Quote
Anthar Thebess wrote:You know PUB's in RL are for this kind of stuff. Try to go outside sometimes. No need to limit yourself. Get good and loaded at the pub or at 2-for-1 happy hour, then come home and log on for the DiS after party.
'I beta tested this game 10 yrs ago. I saw back then it was going to be a carnival of degenerates....'
-HarleyDavidson Nightrain
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3246
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Posted - 2015.03.27 23:33:05 -
[112] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Vincent Athena wrote:ISD Ezwal wrote:I advise a visit to The Greater Fool Bar. Excellent beer (and a wide assortment of other beverages), very good service and a nice client+¿le. It sure would be nice if we actually could do that, rather than just typing text into a box. Frankly, some of the things happened at The Greater Fool Bar would cause EVE to lose the PG-13 rating if they were ingame...  I'm sure CCP would not create the needed graphic assets to have a visual representation of those things. Even if we really had bars, some things will still have to be done pure text.
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44139
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Posted - 2015.03.27 23:58:41 -
[113] - Quote
*hick* |

Whittorical Quandary
The Asteroid is Depleted
32
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Posted - 2015.03.28 04:16:38 -
[114] - Quote
Sounds like it could work like boosters, maybe you could drink anywhere by using an "Alcohol booster" with such effects.
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine."
GÇö Abraham Lincoln
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Dersen Lowery
Drinking in Station
1510
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Posted - 2015.03.28 04:27:18 -
[115] - Quote
I support this so much, I'd already named my vanity corp for it.
Proud founder and member of the Belligerent Desirables.
I voted in CSM X!
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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399907
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Posted - 2015.03.28 14:16:56 -
[116] - Quote
Dersen Lowery wrote:I support this so much, I'd already named my vanity corp for it.
Awesome, but now I must demand 30% of the profits you make.
-k8
My Fanclub
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Zealous Miner
104
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Posted - 2015.03.28 14:28:16 -
[117] - Quote
Falken Falcon wrote:Considering that alcohol borrows happiness and fun from the next day, avoiding hungover is like avoiding concord
Jump clones: Drink all you want and not have to deal with all of the biological backlash!
I voted for Sabriz Adoudel for CSM10. You should too.
www.minerbumping.com
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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
33739
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Posted - 2015.03.28 14:29:02 -
[118] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Dersen Lowery wrote:I support this so much, I'd already named my vanity corp for it. Awesome, but now I must demand 30% of the profits you make.
Drinking in station is not very profitable.
Why do bad threads happen to good people?
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
30996
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Posted - 2015.03.28 16:14:14 -
[119] - Quote
I <3 the thought of a tipsy k8. CCPlease let us blame it on the Goose
Help, I can't download EVE
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
44316
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Posted - 2015.03.28 23:41:24 -
[120] - Quote
How about Sleeping on the side of the road in Station ? |
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3903
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Posted - 2015.03.28 23:43:24 -
[121] - Quote
Zealous Miner wrote:Falken Falcon wrote:Considering that alcohol borrows happiness and fun from the next day, avoiding hungover is like avoiding concord Jump clones: Drink all you want and not have to deal with all of the biological backlash! Brilliant! Just leave that hungover body behind. You can come back to it in about 48 hours and it will most likely be as good as new.
'I beta tested this game 10 yrs ago. I saw back then it was going to be a carnival of degenerates....'
-HarleyDavidson Nightrain
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Vector Symian
0 Fear
486
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Posted - 2015.03.29 00:29:32 -
[122] - Quote
hmmm cyber booze
I could just get drunk then play eve...save ccp the hassle
then I could be drunk to im a genius!! |

Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399971
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Posted - 2015.03.29 00:38:59 -
[123] - Quote
Drinking should increase your hitpoints. Of course you would have the side effects of not being able to hit **** with your guns and your agility would would be trashed. 
-k8
My Fanclub
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WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
7270
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Posted - 2015.03.29 10:40:22 -
[124] - Quote
would you people forget about GTA and play EVE already?
Everything's a game if you make it one - Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci
Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
30996
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Posted - 2015.03.29 12:45:51 -
[125] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:Zealous Miner wrote:Falken Falcon wrote:Considering that alcohol borrows happiness and fun from the next day, avoiding hungover is like avoiding concord Jump clones: Drink all you want and not have to deal with all of the biological backlash! Brilliant! Just leave that hungover body behind. You can come back to it in about 48 hours and it will most likely be as good as new. If you can remember where you left it, and hope you didn't pass out with your shoes on.
Help, I can't download EVE
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xxxTRUSTxxx
Galactic Rangers
238
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Posted - 2015.03.29 13:06:36 -
[126] - Quote
Jenn aSide wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:In light of the smoking in stations thread I would like to suggest the ability to be able to drink in stations. You know like you can do in GTA V but in space.
Just imagine the possibilities and hilarity as you stumble to get in your capsule and scrap the side of the station and everyone elses ships as you undock, not to mention trying to prove to Concord that you only had a few beers and that you are not drunk. The list is endless.
This could add a whole new level of immersiveness to drunken roams. Why not have your character drunk as well as yourself! The sad part is that Drinking in Stations (DiS), as presented by Commissar Kate, would seem to provide actual interesting gameplay as opposed to Walking in Stations (WiS) invisioned by some of out forum going brethren that just would not lol
I love EVE  
one day it's hey CCP why you nerf us,,, you hatez us! stop the nerf.
next day it's hey CCP,, give us a nerf the shite out of ourselves button so we can lol at ourselves till we wet our pants. hahahaha
I love you EVE,, forever. |

Tyra Falco
Hugbox Holdings
4226
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Posted - 2015.03.29 21:48:11 -
[127] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Drinking should increase your hitpoints. Of course you would have the side effects of not being able to hit **** with your guns and your agility would would be trashed. 
+1
Add an automatic random chance of a duel on undock and it's a good Saturady night out 
Samoth Egnoled -'I like your Avatar alot!-áThe facial tattoo's kinda give you that scary clown look, which suits you quite well.'
Pepper Swift -'Fuckisn like not workign'
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Mikael Talir
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.03.29 22:57:37 -
[128] - Quote
Kalishka Ashkulf wrote:Quote: not to mention trying to prove to Concord that you only had a few beers and that you are not drunk. Pilot: I shwear offisher, I'm nah dwunk! CONCORD: Very well Citizen, recite the names of all the systems...backwards!
As if saying the alphabet backwards couldn't get any harder. |
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