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Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:29:00 -
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As you all know, SPVD has not been negociating Non-agression Pacts for a long time, simply because we did not require them.
But, because we have taken the quest of bringing interstellar peace and order to the universe, we will be launching a new project, that was developed by our PR team, consisting of Trap and Mastema.
Our goal is to show the universe how peace loving we are, and that deep down inside, really really really deep down, we just dont want to pirate you!
So in the light of our holy crusade against terrorism, war, un-education, unemployment, drugs, smoking, alcahol, prostitution and of course, Jade Constantine, we are proud to present the universe with the "Sing for your life!" project.
No we dont want you to write a song or anything.
Because that is just ghey.
We want your CEO and your board of directors to logon to our teamspeak server, and sing* for us!
If you sing the song we choose, you will have a NAP with us for a week. After that you will have to sing again!
No isk or items required!
Omg unbelievable!
Thx for your time.
*NVA corps are limited to singing Village People only, thats what you get for threatening interstellar peace.
(BTW yes this offer is serious, but your corp has to be 50+ members. we dont want small time singers. And no Jade, you may not sing YMCA)
Moved from EVE General Discussion - Wrangler
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Krac
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:30:00 -
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lol |
piij
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:30:00 -
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Stupid is as stupid does.
- Care to watch moo dance?
p.i.i.j |
Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:31:00 -
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what about me, can I just extort you, or do I have to sing first =(
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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dalman
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:34:00 -
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lmao
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
Archain
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:35:00 -
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Viceroy you amaze even me sometimes.
You should be recognized for your efforts to bring peace about the universe.
I am inspired.
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:35:00 -
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I'm gonna get our CEO to try this - he can wipe out the whole of Space Invaders with one chorus!
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:37:00 -
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The next Aidonis award is SOOOOOO mine
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:38:00 -
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lol The EVE CD for Peace brought to you by S.I.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:38:00 -
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Sad.
Stick to podding people.
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:39:00 -
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Sad.
Stick to podding people.
No we want music. It is the isk of the soul!
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Tibor Ferenc
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:48:00 -
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LMAO.
TF.
The LBC.
http://mmogcenter.com/tiborsig.jpg
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Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:49:00 -
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Err...3 things Viceroy:
1) You forgot the address of your Teamespeak Server (how is anyone supposed to sing for you without it).
2) Once that information is given, you'll have hell to pay with people doing stupid things
3) If you somehow avoid the issues with 1 & 2, do you honestly hate yourself and your mates enough to subject them to the torture...er, singing talents likely to be found in this group?
I mean what if Sarkos, Sirmolle, Duke Droklar, Edward Preble and Mjolnir all banded together for a rendition of Bye Bye Bye from N'Sync? Amusing? Maybe. Painful? Definately 
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Godless
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:55:00 -
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OMG we could sing while we're mining the ark Biomass found !
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Krac
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:56:00 -
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I mean what if Sarkos, Sirmolle, Duke Droklar, Edward Preble and Mjolnir all banded together for a rendition of Bye Bye Bye from N'Sync? Amusing? Maybe. Painful? Definately
i think opps i did it again would be better |
Gan Ning
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:05:00 -
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...prostitution and of course, Jade Constantine
Good thing you had a 'of course' and comma in the middle of that sentence.
Anyway I have an appropriate song and it goes like this,
'Three wheels on my wagon
And i'm still rolling along
Those pirateers are after me
Flaming spears*, burn my ears
but im singing, a haaappy song, woah yeah!'
* Note: You may substitute spears with Devastator "take it b*tch" cruise Missiles' or Mjoinir "Oh no ur dead" Torpedos
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Dray
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:08:00 -
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Im inspired, no im moved, it pays credit to the human spirit that such simple demands pay the highest dividends, Space Invaders the Nobel prize for peace is yours,
"music is the isk of the soul" roflmao wish i had come up with that one, plyd.
Dray - Redemption Inc
Master of the F*nny Batter and all things crass!
I picked up this ace book today everyone rates it as a must buy for the budding military genius, tho ive decided to rename it as "Sun Tzu's art of the bloody obvious" |
Lucre
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:11:00 -
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*NVA corps are limited to singing Village People only, thats what you get for threatening interstellar peace..
Young man, when you pirate in space, I say
Young man, when you're deep in disgrace, I say
Young man, find a Corp with a place far away from all the carebears...
Young man, with a Raven or Scorp, I say
Young man, with cruise missile or torp, I say
Young man, come and play in our Corp and you'll never be unhappy.
Come and pod with the SPVD,
Come and pod with the SPVD,
All the isk you can spend,
Lag is always your friend
You can camp out with all the boys...
;-)
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Tyrion Nydaerin
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:11:00 -
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 Can I sing?
-=Fountain Alliance High Council Member=- |
Gan Ning
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:23:00 -
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Lol Lucre, thats the NVA theme song? |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:24:00 -
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Quote:
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*NVA corps are limited to singing Village People only, thats what you get for threatening interstellar peace..
Young man, when you pirate in space, I say
Young man, when you're deep in disgrace, I say
Young man, find a Corp with a place far away from all the carebears...
Young man, with a Raven or Scorp, I say
Young man, with cruise missile or torp, I say
Young man, come and play in our Corp and you'll never be unhappy.
Come and pod with the SPVD,
Come and pod with the SPVD,
All the isk you can spend,
Lag is always your friend
You can camp out with all the boys...
;-)
In respect to all those "dandy" pirates, "camp" is a very appropriate term...
Slingbacks anyone?
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Negotiator
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:27:00 -
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one question. if the singing is REALY REALY horrible, will you mix the KOS list with NAP list by any chance?
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KIAEddZ
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:29:00 -
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KMFA tbh. :)
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=176347
www.kia-corp.co.uk/killboard
CEO of KIA Corp - Been doing it for the Laydeez since 1993, now we i |
Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:46:00 -
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Lucre sing that on TS and you get a lifetime nap
TS details can be obtained from our PR department, aka Trap and Mastema.
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I mean what if Sarkos, Sirmolle, Duke Droklar, Edward Preble and Mjolnir all banded together for a rendition of Bye Bye Bye from N'Sync? Amusing? Maybe. Painful? Definately
Ok this might force us to reconsider our policy 
Vote Viceroy for the next Aidonis award!
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Skillz
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Posted - 2003.11.04 17:01:00 -
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People should pay the ISK or take the risk.
Keep on flaming, lamers.
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Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.11.04 17:57:00 -
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Quote:
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I mean what if Sarkos, Sirmolle, Duke Droklar, Edward Preble and Mjolnir all banded together for a rendition of Bye Bye Bye from N'Sync? Amusing? Maybe. Painful? Definately
i think opps i did it again would be better
Actually, if Viceroy somehow convinced Jade Constantine to sing that on their TS server I'd pay isk for a downloadable version just to have evidence that it happened
Other renditions I'd pay for:
j0sephine singing Rope Burn from Janet Jackson
Joshua Calvert singing Mmm-Bop from Hanson.
Pann singing RESPECT from Aretha Franklin
And newcomer Charity Regard singing Just a Girl from No Doubt.
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.04 18:06:00 -
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perhaps all girl corporations aren't such a bad idea 
This is not a hijack
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.04 18:08:00 -
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oh and viceory, next time when you want to make an official statement regarding a PR team (which doesn't include you), then please let one of the PR people make it.
This is not a hijack
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Mastema
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Posted - 2003.11.04 18:26:00 -
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lol naaa, Vice is teh pwn!
We'd have to use Mollyspeak tho as I dont think Biomass would like us giving ts details out :)
Research with Duvolle Laboratories or you'll end up in the meat grinder!
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trap
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Posted - 2003.11.04 18:38:00 -
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Edited by: trap on 04/11/2003 18:58:49
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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[ 2003.11.20 05:35:28 ] Jade Constantine > looks like you blasted the crap out of a load of our ships again |
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