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Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:29:00 -
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As you all know, SPVD has not been negociating Non-agression Pacts for a long time, simply because we did not require them.
But, because we have taken the quest of bringing interstellar peace and order to the universe, we will be launching a new project, that was developed by our PR team, consisting of Trap and Mastema.
Our goal is to show the universe how peace loving we are, and that deep down inside, really really really deep down, we just dont want to pirate you!
So in the light of our holy crusade against terrorism, war, un-education, unemployment, drugs, smoking, alcahol, prostitution and of course, Jade Constantine, we are proud to present the universe with the "Sing for your life!" project.
No we dont want you to write a song or anything.
Because that is just ghey.
We want your CEO and your board of directors to logon to our teamspeak server, and sing* for us!
If you sing the song we choose, you will have a NAP with us for a week. After that you will have to sing again!
No isk or items required!
Omg unbelievable!
Thx for your time.
*NVA corps are limited to singing Village People only, thats what you get for threatening interstellar peace.
(BTW yes this offer is serious, but your corp has to be 50+ members. we dont want small time singers. And no Jade, you may not sing YMCA)
Moved from EVE General Discussion - Wrangler
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Krac
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:30:00 -
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lol |
piij
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:30:00 -
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Stupid is as stupid does.
- Care to watch moo dance?
p.i.i.j |
Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:31:00 -
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what about me, can I just extort you, or do I have to sing first =(
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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dalman
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:34:00 -
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lmao
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
Archain
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:35:00 -
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Viceroy you amaze even me sometimes.
You should be recognized for your efforts to bring peace about the universe.
I am inspired.
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:35:00 -
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I'm gonna get our CEO to try this - he can wipe out the whole of Space Invaders with one chorus!
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:37:00 -
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The next Aidonis award is SOOOOOO mine
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:38:00 -
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lol The EVE CD for Peace brought to you by S.I.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:38:00 -
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Sad.
Stick to podding people.
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:39:00 -
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Sad.
Stick to podding people.
No we want music. It is the isk of the soul!
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Tibor Ferenc
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:48:00 -
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LMAO.
TF.
The LBC.
http://mmogcenter.com/tiborsig.jpg
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Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:49:00 -
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Err...3 things Viceroy:
1) You forgot the address of your Teamespeak Server (how is anyone supposed to sing for you without it).
2) Once that information is given, you'll have hell to pay with people doing stupid things
3) If you somehow avoid the issues with 1 & 2, do you honestly hate yourself and your mates enough to subject them to the torture...er, singing talents likely to be found in this group?
I mean what if Sarkos, Sirmolle, Duke Droklar, Edward Preble and Mjolnir all banded together for a rendition of Bye Bye Bye from N'Sync? Amusing? Maybe. Painful? Definately 
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Godless
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:55:00 -
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OMG we could sing while we're mining the ark Biomass found !
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Krac
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Posted - 2003.11.04 15:56:00 -
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I mean what if Sarkos, Sirmolle, Duke Droklar, Edward Preble and Mjolnir all banded together for a rendition of Bye Bye Bye from N'Sync? Amusing? Maybe. Painful? Definately
i think opps i did it again would be better |
Gan Ning
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:05:00 -
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...prostitution and of course, Jade Constantine
Good thing you had a 'of course' and comma in the middle of that sentence.
Anyway I have an appropriate song and it goes like this,
'Three wheels on my wagon
And i'm still rolling along
Those pirateers are after me
Flaming spears*, burn my ears
but im singing, a haaappy song, woah yeah!'
* Note: You may substitute spears with Devastator "take it b*tch" cruise Missiles' or Mjoinir "Oh no ur dead" Torpedos
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Dray
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:08:00 -
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Im inspired, no im moved, it pays credit to the human spirit that such simple demands pay the highest dividends, Space Invaders the Nobel prize for peace is yours,
"music is the isk of the soul" roflmao wish i had come up with that one, plyd.
Dray - Redemption Inc
Master of the F*nny Batter and all things crass!
I picked up this ace book today everyone rates it as a must buy for the budding military genius, tho ive decided to rename it as "Sun Tzu's art of the bloody obvious" |
Lucre
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:11:00 -
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Quote:
*NVA corps are limited to singing Village People only, thats what you get for threatening interstellar peace..
Young man, when you pirate in space, I say
Young man, when you're deep in disgrace, I say
Young man, find a Corp with a place far away from all the carebears...
Young man, with a Raven or Scorp, I say
Young man, with cruise missile or torp, I say
Young man, come and play in our Corp and you'll never be unhappy.
Come and pod with the SPVD,
Come and pod with the SPVD,
All the isk you can spend,
Lag is always your friend
You can camp out with all the boys...
;-)
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Tyrion Nydaerin
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:11:00 -
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 Can I sing?
-=Fountain Alliance High Council Member=- |
Gan Ning
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:23:00 -
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Lol Lucre, thats the NVA theme song? |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:24:00 -
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Quote:
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*NVA corps are limited to singing Village People only, thats what you get for threatening interstellar peace..
Young man, when you pirate in space, I say
Young man, when you're deep in disgrace, I say
Young man, find a Corp with a place far away from all the carebears...
Young man, with a Raven or Scorp, I say
Young man, with cruise missile or torp, I say
Young man, come and play in our Corp and you'll never be unhappy.
Come and pod with the SPVD,
Come and pod with the SPVD,
All the isk you can spend,
Lag is always your friend
You can camp out with all the boys...
;-)
In respect to all those "dandy" pirates, "camp" is a very appropriate term...
Slingbacks anyone?
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Negotiator
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:27:00 -
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one question. if the singing is REALY REALY horrible, will you mix the KOS list with NAP list by any chance?
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KIAEddZ
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:29:00 -
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KMFA tbh. :)
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=176347
www.kia-corp.co.uk/killboard
CEO of KIA Corp - Been doing it for the Laydeez since 1993, now we i |
Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.11.04 16:46:00 -
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Lucre sing that on TS and you get a lifetime nap
TS details can be obtained from our PR department, aka Trap and Mastema.
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I mean what if Sarkos, Sirmolle, Duke Droklar, Edward Preble and Mjolnir all banded together for a rendition of Bye Bye Bye from N'Sync? Amusing? Maybe. Painful? Definately
Ok this might force us to reconsider our policy 
Vote Viceroy for the next Aidonis award!
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Skillz
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Posted - 2003.11.04 17:01:00 -
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People should pay the ISK or take the risk.
Keep on flaming, lamers.
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Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.11.04 17:57:00 -
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Quote:
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I mean what if Sarkos, Sirmolle, Duke Droklar, Edward Preble and Mjolnir all banded together for a rendition of Bye Bye Bye from N'Sync? Amusing? Maybe. Painful? Definately
i think opps i did it again would be better
Actually, if Viceroy somehow convinced Jade Constantine to sing that on their TS server I'd pay isk for a downloadable version just to have evidence that it happened
Other renditions I'd pay for:
j0sephine singing Rope Burn from Janet Jackson
Joshua Calvert singing Mmm-Bop from Hanson.
Pann singing RESPECT from Aretha Franklin
And newcomer Charity Regard singing Just a Girl from No Doubt.
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.04 18:06:00 -
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perhaps all girl corporations aren't such a bad idea 
This is not a hijack
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.04 18:08:00 -
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oh and viceory, next time when you want to make an official statement regarding a PR team (which doesn't include you), then please let one of the PR people make it.
This is not a hijack
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Mastema
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Posted - 2003.11.04 18:26:00 -
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lol naaa, Vice is teh pwn!
We'd have to use Mollyspeak tho as I dont think Biomass would like us giving ts details out :)
Research with Duvolle Laboratories or you'll end up in the meat grinder!
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trap
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Posted - 2003.11.04 18:38:00 -
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Edited by: trap on 04/11/2003 18:58:49
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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[ 2003.11.20 05:35:28 ] Jade Constantine > looks like you blasted the crap out of a load of our ships again |
Stue
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Posted - 2003.11.04 19:22:00 -
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Omg Lucre, this is pure brilliance!
We shud definately give out awards for the funniest song on the forums. Anyone remember j0sephine's "Stuck in Yulai"? Seems we got alot of lyrical talent here.
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Mastema
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Posted - 2003.11.04 20:00:00 -
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Vice a few of us were talking in corp about this idea of yours... we think you should organise a christmas carol teampspeak collection and sell the music to eve radio.
Ofcourse you dont have a mic, so Archain would step in for your part...
Research with Duvolle Laboratories or you'll end up in the meat grinder!
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Playmate Bunny
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Posted - 2003.11.04 21:06:00 -
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Eve-IdolÖ ? |
Archain
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Posted - 2003.11.04 21:20:00 -
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Of course, Viceroy, I don't know what your voice totally sounds like so I'd have to go with what I think it sounds like....
=)
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Vegeta
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Posted - 2003.11.04 21:22:00 -
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Edited by: Vegeta on 04/11/2003 21:23:55
Yea lets hold an Eve-Idol competition. Let ppl sign up like they did for the Amarr championships.
Judges:
Tank CEO
Jade Constantine
DJDoby
The judges will bring it down to 32 competitors and then the world of eve will decide the ultimate idol. Reward is a month of free FA hunting passes.
2005.04.25 16:40:42 combat Your 1400mm Howitzer Artillery II perfectly strikes LawrenceNewton [WARAG], wrecking for 2706.9 damage.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.11.04 21:26:00 -
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Quote:
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I mean what if Sarkos, Sirmolle, Duke Droklar, Edward Preble and Mjolnir all banded together for a rendition of Bye Bye Bye from N'Sync? Amusing? Maybe. Painful? Definately
i think opps i did it again would be better
Actually, if Viceroy somehow convinced Jade Constantine to sing that on their TS server I'd pay isk for a downloadable version just to have evidence that it happened
Other renditions I'd pay for:
j0sephine singing Rope Burn from Janet Jackson
Joshua Calvert singing Mmm-Bop from Hanson.
Pann singing RESPECT from Aretha Franklin
And newcomer Charity Regard singing Just a Girl from No Doubt.
Only if we see a rendition of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" by yourself.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.11.04 21:42:00 -
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Edited by: Jash Illian on 04/11/2003 21:42:56
Quote:
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Actually, if Viceroy somehow convinced Jade Constantine to sing that on their TS server I'd pay isk for a downloadable version just to have evidence that it happened
Other renditions I'd pay for:
j0sephine singing Rope Burn from Janet Jackson
Joshua Calvert singing Mmm-Bop from Hanson.
Pann singing RESPECT from Aretha Franklin
And newcomer Charity Regard singing Just a Girl from No Doubt.
Only if we see a rendition of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" by yourself.
By Leann Rimes? Sorry, muppet. I'm more a bass or baritone, not an alto. What a Wonderful World, by Louis Armstrong is more my speed (though my voice still c.r.a.c.k.s on the higher notes) .
Now I picked Hanson for you as my second choice as I figured that'd be the band you fit into given your nature, Josh. Bubbly, whimsical and a bit tiring. First choice given the same criteria and your originating country waaaaaaas....
Wannabe by the Spice Girls!
Even seeing you in the platforms and costumes was easy to imgine, hence going to the 2nd choice. Don't think most of the people on these forums have a bottle of tequila as readily availible as I do in my office to help erase that image
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.11.04 21:50:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Jash Illian on 04/11/2003 21:42:56
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Actually, if Viceroy somehow convinced Jade Constantine to sing that on their TS server I'd pay isk for a downloadable version just to have evidence that it happened
Other renditions I'd pay for:
j0sephine singing Rope Burn from Janet Jackson
Joshua Calvert singing Mmm-Bop from Hanson.
Pann singing RESPECT from Aretha Franklin
And newcomer Charity Regard singing Just a Girl from No Doubt.
Only if we see a rendition of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" by yourself.
By Leann Rimes? Sorry, muppet. I'm more a bass or baritone, not an alto. What a Wonderful World, by Louis Armstrong is more my speed (though my voice still c.r.a.c.k.s on the higher notes) .
Now I picked Hanson for you as my second choice as I figured that'd be the band you fit into given your nature, Josh. Bubbly, whimsical and a bit tiring. First choice given the same criteria and your originating country waaaaaaas....
Wannabe by the Spice Girls!
Even seeing you in the platforms and costumes was easy to imgine, hence going to the 2nd choice. Don't think most of the people on these forums have a bottle of tequila as readily availible as I do in my office to help erase that image
Dreams of young men in drag, drinking alone in your office, an encyclopedic knowledge of lame brit-pop..........
It's all suddenly making a lot of sense now.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.11.04 22:04:00 -
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Edited by: Jash Illian on 04/11/2003 22:06:29
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By Leann Rimes? Sorry, muppet. I'm more a bass or baritone, not an alto. What a Wonderful World, by Louis Armstrong is more my speed (though my voice still c.r.a.c.k.s on the higher notes) .
Now I picked Hanson for you as my second choice as I figured that'd be the band you fit into given your nature, Josh. Bubbly, whimsical and a bit tiring. First choice given the same criteria and your originating country waaaaaaas....
Wannabe by the Spice Girls!
Even seeing you in the platforms and costumes was easy to imgine, hence going to the 2nd choice. Don't think most of the people on these forums have a bottle of tequila as readily availible as I do in my office to help erase that image
Dreams of young men in drag, drinking alone in your office, an encyclopedic knowledge of lame brit-pop..........
It's all suddenly making a lot of sense now.
Err...last time I checked Leann was Texan. And given the Spice Girls was forced upon anyone in the US with teenage daughters or (in my case) relatives when they were popular, knowledge of them isn't surprising. The fact we never placed an embargo on the UK for punitive damages to our sensibilities and hearing is quite shocking  .
As for the rest, sorry Josh. Wishful thinking on your part does not make it a reality on my part. And yes, I do have a minibar in my office all to myself. Along with a recliner, stereo system and all the other fun stuff you'll never fit in your cubicle. Or behind the counter where the manager at the McDonalds you work at will look at you funny if you tried hauling it all in.
So do we continue this verbal sparring, with you attempting weak lunges and getting pwned on the riposte? Or will you reach up and pull out whatever bug crawled up your ass given your latest penchant for petulant attacks across multiple threads? 
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.11.04 22:11:00 -
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OMG, you're pwning me on the forums?
Do I bow now...or later?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.11.04 22:15:00 -
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OMG, you're pwning me on the forums?
Do I bow now...or later?
Gawd, don't make them that easy Joshua. That one practically screamed "smack him". But even I have a line I generally don't cross...unless someone really asks for it.
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.04 22:23:00 -
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WTS: .ogg of Hippey singing "because i got high"
me, you'd be better off paying NOT to sing.
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.11.04 23:10:00 -
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"Other renditions I'd pay for:
j0sephine singing Rope Burn from Janet Jackson"
*smirks* Well, ain't that an interesting choice of a song; maybe, if i can have you and Josh perform _Ebony and Ivory_ together, first... :s
(mmm... my lips hurt)
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Zarquon Beeblebrox
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Posted - 2003.11.04 23:34:00 -
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Ill be glad to sing a norwegian folk song with drums and harps.
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Lady Beeblebrox
Teddybears movies
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Shamrock
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Posted - 2003.11.05 00:54:00 -
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LoL, the funniest offer I have seen yet. But it is one of the most unique. Wow, this will go down in my greatest threads folder. :p
And I hope that these songs will be recorded and released on eve radio!
Shamrock
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Rebellion
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Posted - 2003.11.05 00:58:00 -
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Can we sing even if we don't want a NAP?
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Homo Erectus
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Posted - 2003.11.05 01:16:00 -
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shin you stupid newbie i swear to god that is what i was going to ask.
ill sing david allen coe - fukin in the butt
but i request we still remain kos.
CAN THIS BE ARRANGED?
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Calladen Nimitz
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Posted - 2003.11.05 01:54:00 -
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Edited by: Calladen Nimitz on 05/11/2003 01:55:07
Can you get an "advance" NAP?
I'll try a tune here but I dont have a mic!
(Sung to "Home on the Range")
Oh give me a home,
Where the bistot roids grow,
Where the m0o and the pirates dont play.....
Where the screams of victims arent heard,
and Podkills dont occur,
and the arkanor will come some day........
Home, home all the way,
Where the bestowers and the hoarders will play,
Where gates are all free,
of pesky NPC's,
and pirates are absent all day...........
Calladen
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Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.11.05 02:36:00 -
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Edited by: Jash Illian on 05/11/2003 02:44:01
Quote:
"Other renditions I'd pay for:
j0sephine singing Rope Burn from Janet Jackson"
*smirks* Well, ain't that an interesting choice of a song; maybe, if i can have you and Josh perform _Ebony and Ivory_ together, first... :s
(mmm... my lips hurt)
Bah! Asking for impossible victory conditions isn't fair!
And I seriously doubt SPVD has anything worth something that significant...A lifetime NAP and a weekly assassination? They'd prolly spend each week shuttling back and forth between me and Joshua, carrying out the hits the other asked for
P.S.
Dear heart, you forgot to say which one of us has to sing which part. Going by our portraits, Paul is closer to my complexion than Michael. And going by his posts, Michael is closer to his...doh! Just couldn't go through with it.
But it was soooo tempting
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Sekura SeesU
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Posted - 2003.11.05 04:00:00 -
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I guess Viceroy is going for a whole "Star Search" thing; oh, well, my contribution then:
Every ship you take
Every grief you make
Every pod you break
Every can you take
IÆll be watching you
SeesU later. ;)
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Enraku Reynolt
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Posted - 2003.11.05 04:18:00 -
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makes me laugh
I hope the missles and massdriver rounds pounding your hull makes you cry
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Do not let the world change you.
Change the world
Here's everything I know about war: somebody wins, somebody loses, and nothing is ever the sa |
Magusa
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Posted - 2003.11.05 08:28:00 -
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Quote:
OMG, you're pwning me on the forums?
Do I bow now...or later?
Josh I dont think it is possible for anyone to own you on the forums. There is just not enough free time in a day.
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Stan Bowman
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Posted - 2003.11.05 11:24:00 -
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Lucre...
OMG LMFAO
that was great...
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2003.11.05 12:19:00 -
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hmm i just had to write something
"guns & roses - Welcome to the jungle"
welcome to viceroy
hes got guns and missiles
hes got everything you need to get pwnd.
hes one of the people thats called pirates
and if you got no money you will get podded
viceroy welcome to viceroy.....................
hmm that dident go that well but little bit funny anyway
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Sundri Elaption
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Posted - 2003.11.05 12:43:00 -
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May i do a suggestion for a song to sing,
Snap - I have got the Power 
:)
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Scragg
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Posted - 2003.11.05 16:40:00 -
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at least they are funny pirates
Scragg, Tyrell Corporation
Vice-Director Military Operations |
Ronyo Dae'Loki
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Posted - 2003.11.05 16:45:00 -
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Wait, if all the CEOs of an alliance sing for you, what then?
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My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants.
I <3 ( . Y . ) |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.05 16:54:00 -
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Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 05/11/2003 16:55:25
i wasn't gonna run that blockade,
but then i got high.
i was gonna stop just like they said,
but then i got high.
Now they *****ed my &$)#?!!ing egg,
and i know why:
because i got high
because i got high
because i got hi--ii-iiiiigh...
i wasn't gonna flame at Jash,
but then i got high
i was gonna show some restraint at last,
but then i got high
now the mods kicked my thread's ass,
and i know why:
because i got high
because i got high
because i got hiiiiiigh
i wasn't gonna sing this song,
but then i got high
i was gonna go and poof on a bong,
and that's why i'm high
now this post is very wrong,
and i know why:
(why man?)
because i got high
because i got high
because i got hiiiiigh....
edit: please note that the world that was censored above with the **** was a word that means "to fracture." :P sheesh
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
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