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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2015.04.13 17:47:47 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:... about the secret identity of CCP NakedMan!
The real question is do we pronounce his name as "naked man", like as in Iron Man?
Or is it "nakedmin" as in Silverman?
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1296
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Posted - 2015.04.13 17:48:23 -
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Some say that CCP Nakedman appeared naked next to a volcano and has never worn clothes. He is a magician that only appears to wear clothes sometimes.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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FearlessLittleToaster
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
42
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Posted - 2015.04.13 17:54:49 -
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Gully Alex Foyle wrote:FearlessLittleToaster wrote:Gully Alex Foyle wrote:I heard that pre-Phoebe CCP NakedMan used to have his laundry delivered via Jump Bridge. He still does. His jump fatigue is capped at exactly 3.14159 seconds, and nobody knows why. Hmmm maybe my joke was to cryptic there... laundry deliveries... jump fatigue kicking in... suddenly being naked... 
You fool. His power does not come from not having clothes. It comes from having them but being better than clothes. (Yes, I totally missed that.) |
Harrison Tato
Yamato Holdings
342
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Posted - 2015.04.13 18:58:07 -
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I dream in color I dream in red. Who is Nakedmannnnnnnnnnn...... |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.04.13 19:45:49 -
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Agency Head [or Freedom of Information Act Officer]
CCP hf
Grandagar+¦ur 8
101 Reykjav+¡k
Iceland
Re: Freedom of Information Act Request
Dear CCP:
This is a request under the Freedom of Information Act.
I request that a copy of the following documents [or documents containing the following information] be provided to me:
-All film from any CCP related video which may in fact show in any angle CCP NakedMan or his work area.
-A complete CCP employee directory with photos for identification and comparison.
-Any and all internal unredacted documents regarding CCP NakedMan or his alterego.
-Any correspondence between CCP Nullarbor or CCP Ytterbium and CCP NakedMan that does not violate any current NDA.
-Any Icelandic media footage of a volcano battle in which CCP NakedMan was involved and specifically mentioned.
In order to help to determine my status to assess fees, you should know that I am an Amateur Investigative Journalist, Avid Forum Posting Enthusiast, Self-proclaimed Supervillain, Crime and Punishment Public Defender, Chairperson of the Legion Of Troll and current Commander-in-chief of the GD Militia.
I request a waiver of all fees for this request. Disclosure of the requested information to me is in the public interest because it is likely to contribute significantly to public understanding of the operations, existence or activities of CCP NakedMan and is not primarily in my commercial interest.
Thank you for your consideration of this request.
Sincerely,
Unsuccessful at Everything
CEO, The Troll Bridge
STE 102A
Brutor Tribe Treasury
Rens VI - Moon 8
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
4309
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Posted - 2015.04.13 20:04:49 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:*formal request* You are aware of the fact that unless CCP personnel posts the answer to your request on this forum in general or in this thread specifically themselves, any answer you might get from said CCP personnel by any other means can not be disclosed by you on this forum due to doing so would be in violation of forum rule number ten?
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
21116
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Posted - 2015.04.13 20:07:41 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:*formal request* You are aware of the fact that unless CCP personnel posts the answer to your request on this forum in general or in this thread specifically themselves, any answer you might get from said CCP personnel by any other means can not be disclosed by you on this forum due to doing so would be in violation of forum rule number ten?
This is exactly why I posted this information here instead of making a support ticket. I shall double check my wording to make sure that the information would be made public and not be able to be further covered up by the sneaky legal dept of CCP!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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d0cTeR9
Astro Technologies
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
124
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Posted - 2015.04.14 00:12:22 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:*formal request* You are aware of the fact that unless CCP personnel posts the answer to your request on this forum in general or in this thread specifically themselves, any answer you might get from said CCP personnel by any other means can not be disclosed by you on this forum due to doing so would be in violation of forum rule number ten?
If i read rule 10 properly, it's my understanding that if CCP responds in the thread, it's fine. |
Anthar Thebess
1005
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Posted - 2015.04.14 08:57:25 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Or just CCP want to prove that there is nothing to hide?
Capital Remote AID Rebalance
Way to solve important nullsec issue. CSM members do your work.
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Khan Wrenth
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
126
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Posted - 2015.04.14 16:14:55 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: ...stuff...
Oh god I'm in tears...UAE delivers again.
There's something about a good laugh that money can't compare to. UAE just manages to do such bonkers things that never cease to give me a smile.
I'll make it official. I don't plan on ever leaving this game - I have way too much fun. But if I do leave, UAE gets my stuff. Least I could do for someone who's made me smile and laugh that much. There's no event for me to buy a ticket to, no CD or DVD for me to buy, so he gets my stuff when I leave. I think that's fair.
HTFU.-á Adapt or die.-á Beware the falcon punch.
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1318
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Posted - 2015.04.14 16:23:16 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:This is a request under the Freedom of Information Act.
... regarding CCP NakedMan or his alterego. Some say that CCP Nakedman is like Clark Kent, when he appears naked, no one can identify him because of his overwhelming presense.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
4324
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Posted - 2015.04.16 08:04:29 -
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d0cTeR9 wrote:ISD Ezwal wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:*formal request* You are aware of the fact that unless CCP personnel posts the answer to your request on this forum in general or in this thread specifically themselves, any answer you might get from said CCP personnel by any other means can not be disclosed by you on this forum due to doing so would be in violation of forum rule number ten? If i read rule 10 properly, it's my understanding that if CCP responds in the thread, it's fine. Correct. Bolded that part in my original statement.
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1347
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Posted - 2015.04.16 10:59:51 -
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Some say that CCP Nakedman does not play dice with Earth's galaxy but he does with EVE's.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Falken Falcon
31670
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Posted - 2015.04.16 11:10:44 -
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Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:Some say that CCP Nakedman does not play dice with Earth's galaxy but he does with EVE's.
And that he invented november
Aye, Sea Turtles
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1347
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Posted - 2015.04.16 11:12:48 -
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Falken Falcon wrote:Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:Some say that CCP Nakedman does not play dice with Earth's galaxy but he does with EVE's. And that he invented november Some say that it was CCP Nakedman in his medieval form that shoved July and August into the calendar thereby miss naming the later months.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
2504
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Posted - 2015.04.16 21:48:11 -
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Some say that CCP Nakedman's theme song is what Jack Black played for the demon on that fateful night chronicled in Tribute.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1355
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Posted - 2015.04.17 00:47:59 -
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Some say that CCP Nakedman is infact naked but no one can look down to confirm it as the shining light is far too bright even for a welding mask.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
2506
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Posted - 2015.04.17 01:02:16 -
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Some say that the explosion of Caroline's Star was the cataclysmic result of CCP Nakedman's most recent orgasm.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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