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Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 20985	Posted - 2015.04.07 20:47:14 - [1] - Quote ... about the secret identity of CCP NakedMan! You have kept his identity secret since July of last year when you released this video clearly showing the existence CCP NakedMan in the background, to which CCP Falcon released this bombshell: CCP Falcon wrote: Naked Devs? Just another day at the office... Lol CCP further confirmed the existence of CCP NakedMan in September of last year when CCP Ytterbium made the following remark in the aftermath of the CCP NakedMan vs The Volcano incident (which was covered up by the Icelandic media!) CCP Ytterbium wrote: CCP NakedMan sits in my team space, he's sick today due to the fumes he inhaled when wrestling with the volcano, but he should be back tomorrow to stop the mightySharkSpaceLaz0rLegions from enslaving Iceland. Its time CCP. Release the identity of the timid nudist of our hearts! Its time for CCP NakedMan to come forth! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Frank Millar The Scope Gallente Federation 2297	Posted - 2015.04.07 20:48:56 - [2] - Quote I second this motion.
Paranoid Loyd 4575	Posted - 2015.04.07 20:53:59 - [3] - Quote Dinsdale is CCP NakedMan "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
Eve Solecist Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 754	Posted - 2015.04.07 21:00:12 - [4] - Quote But people call me creepy .... Should be locked. 1/10. This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others .... "I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
Alexstrazaas Perkone Caldari State 48	Posted - 2015.04.07 21:20:35 - [5] - Quote Eve Solecist wrote: But people call me creepy .... Should be locked. 1/10. \ if only it was NakedWoman.......
Schmata Bastanold Imperial Collective Unsettled. 3024	Posted - 2015.04.07 22:26:33 - [6] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Dinsdale is CCP NakedMan Where is Dinsdale, btw? Invalid signature format
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 20988	Posted - 2015.04.07 22:34:47 - [7] - Quote Schmata Bastanold wrote: Paranoid Loyd wrote: Dinsdale is CCP NakedMan Where is Dinsdale, btw? Out protesting the Highsec Tinfoil Manufacturers Union strike. Hes afraid the shutdown will put a dent in supply and his favorite headwear might be affected, and hes pretty sure CCP and Goons are behind it. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Commander Spurty Dimension Door We need wards. 1450	Posted - 2015.04.07 22:40:55 - [8] - Quote CAN NOT UNSEE! There are good ships And wood ships And ships that sail the sea But the best ships are Spaceships Built by CCP
Spurty Dimension Door We need wards. 1450	Posted - 2015.04.07 22:40:55 - [9] - Quote CAN NOT UNSEE! There are good ships And wood ships And ships that sail the sea But the best ships are Spaceships Built by CCP
Eve Solecist Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 777	Posted - 2015.04.07 22:47:20 - [10] - Quote Schmata Bastanold wrote: Paranoid Loyd wrote: Dinsdale is CCP NakedMan Where is Dinsdale, btw? PermaBanned from the forums. He himself said he didn't do it. It's kind of a weird story. Even though Dinsdale seems like a nutjob, he actually was just playing the nutjob ... and the story about the post that got him banned is kind of weird ... but I forgot the details. Yes, I mailed him some time last year and asked. I missed him. It was always great to read him. He played very well, I must say. This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others .... "I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
Xylem Viliana Protomonolithic 268	Posted - 2015.04.07 22:51:18 - [11] - Quote Schmata Bastanold wrote: Paranoid Loyd wrote: Dinsdale is CCP NakedMan Where is Dinsdale, btw? Last I knew he was in wh space. Thanks to a staff member he cannot return to the forum. My memory is a little rusty on Fallout 3 but there was a certain ghoul or zombie that had a certain action. You could find a holodisc that told you the name of this move. A certain punch... If my memory isn't completely shot it should explain exactly what happened. As for Ccp NakedMan... I think we know the identity in our heart's. It wasn't a CCP staff member, it was an ISD member.
Kaarous Aldurald Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE. 12552	Posted - 2015.04.07 22:57:00 - [12] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Dinsdale is CCP NakedMan Oh God, why would you say that? My heart actually stopped for a second. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." One of ours, ten of theirs.
Paranoid Loyd 4576	Posted - 2015.04.07 23:03:28 - [13] - Quote Practicing my forum wrecking shots. "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE 1019	Posted - 2015.04.07 23:05:29 - [14] - Quote If ccp wants to work out a deal where I get a trip to iceland and a chance to go streaking... @ChainsawPlankto
Kaarous Aldurald Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE. 12552	Posted - 2015.04.07 23:09:04 - [15] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Practicing my forum wrecking shots. Apparently I equipped an AOE weapon without knowing it, you weren't the target. The worst part is the semi plausibility, because new CCP employees have to delete their old characters and Dinsdale has been conspicuously absent from the forums. Yeesh, I need a beer. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." One of ours, ten of theirs.

CCP Falcon 11157	Posted - 2015.04.07 23:09:24 - [16] - Quote This thread is the best. Just sayin' CCP Falcon \|\| EVE Universe Community Manager \|\| @CCP_Falcon Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3

stoicfaux 5559	Posted - 2015.04.07 23:21:48 - [17] - Quote CCP Falcon wrote: This thread is the best. Just sayin' The Volcano was better. So I've heard. Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 20995	Posted - 2015.04.07 23:24:55 - [18] - Quote CCP Falcon wrote: This thread is the best. Just sayin' TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW! You cant hide the truth! Although it appears that you tried! Special investigator Sibyyl uncovered secret patch notes on July 16th from the July 14th 2014 6mb patch Sibyyl wrote: Patch notes 16-07-14: -Added pants to naked dev in YouTube video CCP attempted a coverup just days after the video surfaced! Why Falcon? Is this because CCP NakedMan fought you for the last maple bar (as I revealed in December after another investigation.), a fight in which you lost, and then claimed you didn't want that maple bar anyways!!??!?! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Mizhir Matari Exodus 74212	Posted - 2015.04.07 23:26:03 - [19] - Quote Once again UAE delivers some quality content. One Man Crew - Collective Solo PVP - Video is out!
Lykouleon Trust Doesn't Rust Triumvirate. 1532	Posted - 2015.04.07 23:28:15 - [20] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Its time for CCP NakedMan to come forth! It's time for CCP NakedMan to reveal himself? Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Kaarous Aldurald Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE. 12552	Posted - 2015.04.07 23:32:26 - [21] - Quote Lykouleon wrote: Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Its time for CCP NakedMan to come forth! It's time for CCP NakedMan to reveal himself? Well, duh. He's been exposed, there is no covering this up. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." One of ours, ten of theirs.
Paranoid Loyd 4591	Posted - 2015.04.07 23:36:02 - [22] - Quote Garry Newman is CCP NakedMan??!??1one1!1! "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
Falken Falcon 31657	Posted - 2015.04.08 11:56:40 - [23] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Garry Newman is CCP NakedMan??!??1one1!1! Are you Gabe trying to steer attention off yourself, or CCP NakedMan? Aye, Sea Turtles
Dradis Aulmais Jump On Contact Sock Puppet Federation 733	Posted - 2015.04.08 12:01:29 - [24] - Quote I for one welcome our new naked overlord. There is just something trust worth about him. Like he has nothing to hide. I'm cloaked in your thread, stealing your info.
Tuttomenui II Aliastra Gallente Federation 292	Posted - 2015.04.08 12:05:04 - [25] - Quote Dradis Aulmais wrote: I for one welcome our new naked overlord. There is just something trust worth about him. Like he has nothing to hide. When there is nothing of which to hide, can it really be considered nudity?
Scipio Artelius The Vendunari End of Life 35634	Posted - 2015.04.08 12:15:16 - [26] - Quote Dradis Aulmais wrote: I for one welcome our new naked overlord. There is just something trust worth about him. Like he has nothing to hide. Well, he codes like many of us play. What's not to trust. Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
Ned Thomas Signal Cartel EvE-Scout Enclave 1531	Posted - 2015.04.08 12:21:13 - [27] - Quote TIL: Pants take less than 6mb to make. Don't get lost alone - Join Signal Cartel, New Eden's premier haven for explorers! Onward to Thera with Eve Scout
Gregor Parud Ordo Ardish 1336	Posted - 2015.04.08 12:27:44 - [28] - Quote I guess it's time for my hidden super identity to be known to the world! /takes off his clothes /does a helicopter
Elenahina Agony Unleashed Agony Empire 410	Posted - 2015.04.08 12:32:26 - [29] - Quote UAE thread best thread. Agony Unleashed is Recruiting - Small Gang PvP in Null Sec
Lykouleon Trust Doesn't Rust Triumvirate. 1535	Posted - 2015.04.08 13:13:48 - [30] - Quote Kaarous Aldurald wrote: Lykouleon wrote: Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Its time for CCP NakedMan to come forth! It's time for CCP NakedMan to reveal himself? Well, duh. He's been exposed, there is no covering this up. I don't think we're really ready for the bare-naked truth. We may be better off not disrobing this issue too loudly. Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Soldarius Kosher Nostra The 99 Percent 1240	Posted - 2015.04.08 13:56:38 - [31] - Quote Alexstrazaas wrote: Eve Solecist wrote: But people call me creepy .... Should be locked. 1/10. \ if only it was NakedWoman....... We already know the identity of CCP NakedWoman. http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Gregor Parud Ordo Ardish 1337	Posted - 2015.04.08 14:07:49 - [32] - Quote Soldarius wrote: Alexstrazaas wrote: Eve Solecist wrote: But people call me creepy .... Should be locked. 1/10. \ if only it was NakedWoman....... We already know the identity of CCP NakedWoman. I bet it's Guard, he has the right height for it.
will mcgowen Interstellar Expeditionary Group 0	Posted - 2015.04.08 14:10:49 - [33] - Quote CCP naked man we need to know who you are!!!
ISD Ezwal ISD Community Communications Liaisons 4292	Posted - 2015.04.08 15:42:30 - [34] - Quote I am terribly sorry, but disclosing all that I know on the matter would be in breach of the NDA I signed. I do hope you understand. ISD Ezwal Vice Admiral Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department

CCP Creber Cattus C C P C C P Alliance 38	Posted - 2015.04.08 16:15:05 - [35] - Quote Even though I sit in CCP Ytterbium team space and like to take of my clothes then you have no proof of that I'm CCP NakedMen.. none at all!

Mag's the united 19265	Posted - 2015.04.08 16:26:45 - [36] - Quote He's the elephant in the room. Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the lions will ignore you in the savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 21019	Posted - 2015.04.08 16:43:08 - [37] - Quote CCP Creber Cattus wrote: Even though I sit in CCP Ytterbium team space and like to take of my clothes then you have no proof of that I'm CCP NakedMen.. none at all! Hmmm... You have just made it onto the CCP NakedMan suspect list.. Your statement paired with the known facts.. im watching you. Wait.. does watching a suspected nudist make me a voyeur? ISD Ezwal wrote: I am terribly sorry, but disclosing all that I know on the matter would be in breach of the NDA I signed. I do hope you understand. Is this some kind of Glomar Response?!??! The mystery only deepens. What will it take to expose this man?!??!?!?! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Freya Sertan Signal Cartel EvE-Scout Enclave 24	Posted - 2015.04.08 16:47:16 - [38] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Hmmm... You have just made it onto the CCP NakedMan suspect list.. Your statement paired with the known facts.. im watching you. Wait.. does watching a suspected nudist make me a voyeur? Only if you enjoy it.
Jenshae Chiroptera 1241	Posted - 2015.04.08 17:41:42 - [39] - Quote Well, next year's Fan Fest with the naked players on their mobility scooters racing against the naked developers will certainly get CCP some more media attention. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Guttripper State War Academy Caldari State 604	Posted - 2015.04.08 17:45:08 - [40] - Quote If CCP NakedMan stepped outside in the Icelandic winter, then would he be called CCP ShriveledMan?
Jenshae Chiroptera 1243	Posted - 2015.04.08 18:30:19 - [41] - Quote Guttripper wrote: If CCP NakedMan stepped outside in the Icelandic winter, then would he be called CCP ShriveledMan? No, his powers overcome the cold and it is by his force of will that he brings about summer to that frozen land! (He also fires up all the stars in EVE solar systems after each Down Time) CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 21026	Posted - 2015.04.08 18:39:13 - [42] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Guttripper wrote: If CCP NakedMan stepped outside in the Icelandic winter, then would he be called CCP ShriveledMan? No, his powers overcome the cold and it is by his force of will that he brings about summer to that frozen land! (He also fires up all the stars in EVE solar systems after each Down Time) This is somewhat correct. All evidence of CCP NakedMan points to his immunity from the cold, and thereby any shrinkage that may stem from it. His powers of 'reverse-Tuxfording' are purely speculation, as there is simply not enough information about his role at CCP. Im fairly certain that CCP NakedMan does not control the Icelandic climate, unless his battles with volcanos has that unfortunate side effect. I guess in that capacity, it could be said that he indirectly influences the weather. Now, what I find strange about this whole thing, is the fact that CCP Nullarbor has been completely silent about this. Clearly, CCP NakedMan sits behind him in that video, so therefore, CCP Nullarbor should have first rate information about this! Could it be that CCP has placed a gag order on him to keep the information secret? Or is there something deeper at work here? If we further dissect the video evidence, we can see that 1 minute before, CCP NakedMan was clearly wearing a black shirt, possibly pointing to his ability to camouflage himself among the other workers! What we may be missing here, is that the majority of CCP itself may not even know who he is, for he is able to hide his nakedness with clothing! Perhaps his true identity is being held by only a select few higher-ups, perhaps it being only CCP Hilmar and CCP Seagull knowing the truth! The truth is out there. I want to believe. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Jenshae Chiroptera 1243	Posted - 2015.04.08 19:20:57 - [43] - Quote CCP Nakedman appears like a ghost, only in camera footage and the background of photographs. He is the spectral embodiment of all the gamers who play on their computers naked. P.S. Sculder and Mully are still calling out for each other over and over in the search for the truth. They send their regards. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Sadario Appetite 4 Destruction 59	Posted - 2015.04.08 21:26:34 - [44] - Quote Crossing fingers that Jeremy Clarkson is CCP NakedMan!
Jenshae Chiroptera 1249	Posted - 2015.04.09 00:40:55 - [45] - Quote Sadario wrote: Crossing fingers that Jeremy Clarkson is CCP NakedMan! Why is your name so familiar to me? CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
FearlessLittleToaster GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 40	Posted - 2015.04.09 01:17:16 - [46] - Quote CCP Creber Cattus wrote: Even though I sit in CCP Ytterbium team space and like to take of my clothes then you have no proof of that I'm CCP NakedMen.. none at all! You fools are missing the truth when its staring you right in the face! He let is slip right there, MEN. There is no single CCP Nakedman and that is why nobody can confirm his identity. Each possible suspect would have a plausible cover story since one of the others could arrange a sighting while that suspect was clothed in plain sight! The possibilities this opens up are endless. An order of unclad supermen, protecting us from volcanoes and getting fat from the last maple bar. CCP Nakedman could be anyone, anywhere, or everyone all around you as you read this post!
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 21035	Posted - 2015.04.09 01:50:26 - [47] - Quote FearlessLittleToaster wrote: CCP Creber Cattus wrote: Even though I sit in CCP Ytterbium team space and like to take of my clothes then you have no proof of that I'm CCP NakedMen.. none at all! You fools are missing the truth when its staring you right in the face! He let is slip right there, MEN. There is no single CCP Nakedman and that is why nobody can confirm his identity. Each possible suspect would have a plausible cover story since one of the others could arrange a sighting while that suspect was clothed in plain sight! The possibilities this opens up are endless. An order of unclad supermen, protecting us from volcanoes and getting fat from the last maple bar. CCP Nakedman could be anyone, anywhere, or everyone all around you as you read this post! It never occurred to me that CCP NakedMan could be one among many! Is this why CCP Falcon was not surprised in the least about the news of a naked dev? DOES CCP FALCON HIMSELF BELONG TO THIS 'UNCLAD' ORDER?!?!?!?! But what if we look at this from yet another angle... perhaps CCP NakedMan is only one, but has been many.. CCP NakedMan could indeed be the Dread Pirate Roberts of CCP! Perhaps this is why his myth has endured despite the many people who have left CCP! The CCP NakedMan mystery only deepens! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Jenshae Chiroptera 1249	Posted - 2015.04.09 01:54:26 - [48] - Quote I hear their powers are reduced with body paint but enhanced with tattoos. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Whittorical Quandary 40	Posted - 2015.04.09 04:31:57 - [49] - Quote It may not be much, but i'd rather not take the risk of watching a video of "CCP Nakedman" not sure what i'd be watching... "The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine." GÇö Abraham Lincoln
Falken Falcon 31657	Posted - 2015.04.09 05:37:23 - [50] - Quote This thread is going places, i love it! Aye, Sea Turtles
Cecil Montague PCG Enterprises 59	Posted - 2015.04.09 06:48:39 - [51] - Quote It should be pointed out that at no point in that video does he refer to himself as CCP NakedMan, and we have had no official word from him since. He has become a vanishing mediator. With that in mind it seems likely that this sighting was the one and only, and that all other CCP NakedMen are copycats spawned spontaneously and independently in the absence of the original. This phenomenon is known as a Stand Alone Complex. "There is no such thing as an effective segment of Totality" - Bruce Lee: The only man with a Chuck Norris killmail.
Dun'Gal Myriad Contractors Inc. 215	Posted - 2015.04.09 09:24:37 - [52] - Quote A disclosure meeting should be adjourned in order that CCP may finally release all files they have about "Naked Man" to the public. We have been lied to long enough!
Shederov Blood Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company 1513	Posted - 2015.04.09 10:39:52 - [53] - Quote Soldarius wrote: Alexstrazaas wrote: if only it was NakedWoman....... We already know the identity of CCP NakedWoman. Wasn't that Mintchip? Who put the goat in there?
Arline Kley PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 536	Posted - 2015.04.09 10:54:45 - [54] - Quote Quick! We need to get Gutter Press in there! They will surely find out who the real CCP NakedMan is! "For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
Dradis Aulmais Jump On Contact Sock Puppet Federation 734	Posted - 2015.04.09 12:08:34 - [55] - Quote CCP nakedman is a myth. Like big foot or Rosie o'donnell. It's nothing more than the reflection of light off a weather ballon through some swamp gas and a bad camera angle. I'm cloaked in your thread, stealing your info.
Jenshae Chiroptera 1250	Posted - 2015.04.09 12:13:06 - [56] - Quote Dradis Aulmais wrote: CCP NakedMan is a myth. Like big foot or Rosie o'donnell. It's nothing more than the reflection of light off a weather ballon through some swamp gas and a bad camera angle. CCP NakedMan's spirit incarnates every time the employees go skinny dipping in the thermal springs. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Jenshae Chiroptera 1295	Posted - 2015.04.13 15:06:34 - [57] - Quote I think CCP Nakedman has the potential to become a meme, bit like The Stig, where we attribute a whole lot of bizarre things to him, such as this: Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: It is rumoured that CCP Nakedman created that planet accidentally when stretching. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Gully Alex Foyle Black Fox Marauders Spaceship Bebop 3784	Posted - 2015.04.13 15:43:32 - [58] - Quote I heard that pre-Phoebe CCP NakedMan used to have his laundry delivered via Jump Bridge. Make space glamorous! Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!
FearlessLittleToaster GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 41	Posted - 2015.04.13 17:17:17 - [59] - Quote Gully Alex Foyle wrote: I heard that pre-Phoebe CCP NakedMan used to have his laundry delivered via Jump Bridge. He still does. His jump fatigue is capped at exactly 3.14159 seconds, and nobody knows why. Also, it is rumored that when he plays Eve you can tell who he is because when you orbit him your ship will orbit in the opposite direction it usually goes. Yet somehow internal affairs log's always show nothing.
Gully Alex Foyle Black Fox Marauders Spaceship Bebop 3784	Posted - 2015.04.13 17:22:05 - [60] - Quote FearlessLittleToaster wrote: Gully Alex Foyle wrote: I heard that pre-Phoebe CCP NakedMan used to have his laundry delivered via Jump Bridge. He still does. His jump fatigue is capped at exactly 3.14159 seconds, and nobody knows why. Hmmm maybe my joke was to cryptic there... laundry deliveries... jump fatigue kicking in... suddenly being naked... Make space glamorous! Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!
Jarod Garamonde Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn 2498	Posted - 2015.04.13 17:47:47 - [61] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: ... about the secret identity of CCP NakedMan! The real question is do we pronounce his name as "naked man", like as in Iron Man? Or is it "nakedmin" as in Silverman? That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... `[#savethelance]`
Jenshae Chiroptera 1296	Posted - 2015.04.13 17:48:23 - [62] - Quote Some say that CCP Nakedman appeared naked next to a volcano and has never worn clothes. He is a magician that only appears to wear clothes sometimes. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
FearlessLittleToaster GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 42	Posted - 2015.04.13 17:54:49 - [63] - Quote Gully Alex Foyle wrote: FearlessLittleToaster wrote: Gully Alex Foyle wrote: I heard that pre-Phoebe CCP NakedMan used to have his laundry delivered via Jump Bridge. He still does. His jump fatigue is capped at exactly 3.14159 seconds, and nobody knows why. Hmmm maybe my joke was to cryptic there... laundry deliveries... jump fatigue kicking in... suddenly being naked... You fool. His power does not come from not having clothes. It comes from having them but being better than clothes. (Yes, I totally missed that.)
Harrison Tato Yamato Holdings 342	Posted - 2015.04.13 18:58:07 - [64] - Quote I dream in color I dream in red. Who is Nakedmannnnnnnnnnn......
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 21113	Posted - 2015.04.13 19:45:49 - [65] - Quote Agency Head [or Freedom of Information Act Officer] CCP hf Grandagar+¦ur 8 101 Reykjav+¡k Iceland Re: Freedom of Information Act Request Dear CCP: This is a request under the Freedom of Information Act. I request that a copy of the following documents [or documents containing the following information] be provided to me: -All film from any CCP related video which may in fact show in any angle CCP NakedMan or his work area. -A complete CCP employee directory with photos for identification and comparison. -Any and all internal unredacted documents regarding CCP NakedMan or his alterego. -Any correspondence between CCP Nullarbor or CCP Ytterbium and CCP NakedMan that does not violate any current NDA. -Any Icelandic media footage of a volcano battle in which CCP NakedMan was involved and specifically mentioned. In order to help to determine my status to assess fees, you should know that I am an Amateur Investigative Journalist, Avid Forum Posting Enthusiast, Self-proclaimed Supervillain, Crime and Punishment Public Defender, Chairperson of the Legion Of Troll and current Commander-in-chief of the GD Militia. I request a waiver of all fees for this request. Disclosure of the requested information to me is in the public interest because it is likely to contribute significantly to public understanding of the operations, existence or activities of CCP NakedMan and is not primarily in my commercial interest. Thank you for your consideration of this request. Sincerely, Unsuccessful at Everything CEO, The Troll Bridge STE 102A Brutor Tribe Treasury Rens VI - Moon 8 *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
ISD Ezwal ISD Community Communications Liaisons 4309	Posted - 2015.04.13 20:04:49 - [66] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: formal request You are aware of the fact that unless CCP personnel posts the answer to your request on this forum in general or in this thread specifically themselves, any answer you might get from said CCP personnel by any other means can not be disclosed by you on this forum due to doing so would be in violation of forum rule number ten? ISD Ezwal Vice Admiral Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 21116	Posted - 2015.04.13 20:07:41 - [67] - Quote ISD Ezwal wrote: Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: formal request You are aware of the fact that unless CCP personnel posts the answer to your request on this forum in general or in this thread specifically themselves, any answer you might get from said CCP personnel by any other means can not be disclosed by you on this forum due to doing so would be in violation of forum rule number ten? This is exactly why I posted this information here instead of making a support ticket. I shall double check my wording to make sure that the information would be made public and not be able to be further covered up by the sneaky legal dept of CCP! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
d0cTeR9 Astro Technologies SpaceMonkey's Alliance 124	Posted - 2015.04.14 00:12:22 - [68] - Quote ISD Ezwal wrote: Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: formal request You are aware of the fact that unless CCP personnel posts the answer to your request on this forum in general or in this thread specifically themselves, any answer you might get from said CCP personnel by any other means can not be disclosed by you on this forum due to doing so would be in violation of forum rule number ten? If i read rule 10 properly, it's my understanding that if CCP responds in the thread, it's fine.
Anthar Thebess 1005	Posted - 2015.04.14 08:57:25 - [69] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Or just CCP want to prove that there is nothing to hide? Capital Remote AID Rebalance Way to solve important nullsec issue. CSM members do your work.
Khan Wrenth Hedion University Amarr Empire 126	Posted - 2015.04.14 16:14:55 - [70] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: ...stuff... Oh god I'm in tears...UAE delivers again. There's something about a good laugh that money can't compare to. UAE just manages to do such bonkers things that never cease to give me a smile. I'll make it official. I don't plan on ever leaving this game - I have way too much fun. But if I do leave, UAE gets my stuff. Least I could do for someone who's made me smile and laugh that much. There's no event for me to buy a ticket to, no CD or DVD for me to buy, so he gets my stuff when I leave. I think that's fair. HTFU.-á Adapt or die.-á Beware the falcon punch.
Jenshae Chiroptera 1318	Posted - 2015.04.14 16:23:16 - [71] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: This is a request under the Freedom of Information Act. ... regarding CCP NakedMan or his alterego. Some say that CCP Nakedman is like Clark Kent, when he appears naked, no one can identify him because of his overwhelming presense. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
ISD Ezwal ISD Community Communications Liaisons 4324	Posted - 2015.04.16 08:04:29 - [72] - Quote d0cTeR9 wrote: ISD Ezwal wrote: Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: formal request You are aware of the fact that unless CCP personnel posts the answer to your request on this forum in general or in this thread specifically themselves, any answer you might get from said CCP personnel by any other means can not be disclosed by you on this forum due to doing so would be in violation of forum rule number ten? If i read rule 10 properly, it's my understanding that if CCP responds in the thread, it's fine. Correct. Bolded that part in my original statement. ISD Ezwal Vice Admiral Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department
Jenshae Chiroptera 1347	Posted - 2015.04.16 10:59:51 - [73] - Quote Some say that CCP Nakedman does not play dice with Earth's galaxy but he does with EVE's. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Falken Falcon 31670	Posted - 2015.04.16 11:10:44 - [74] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Some say that CCP Nakedman does not play dice with Earth's galaxy but he does with EVE's. And that he invented november Aye, Sea Turtles
Jenshae Chiroptera 1347	Posted - 2015.04.16 11:12:48 - [75] - Quote Falken Falcon wrote: Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Some say that CCP Nakedman does not play dice with Earth's galaxy but he does with EVE's. And that he invented november Some say that it was CCP Nakedman in his medieval form that shoved July and August into the calendar thereby miss naming the later months. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Jarod Garamonde Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn 2504	Posted - 2015.04.16 21:48:11 - [76] - Quote Some say that CCP Nakedman's theme song is what Jack Black played for the demon on that fateful night chronicled in Tribute. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... `[#savethelance]`
Jenshae Chiroptera 1355	Posted - 2015.04.17 00:47:59 - [77] - Quote Some say that CCP Nakedman is infact naked but no one can look down to confirm it as the shining light is far too bright even for a welding mask. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow Fozzie is treating a symptom.
Jarod Garamonde Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn 2506	Posted - 2015.04.17 01:02:16 - [78] - Quote Some say that the explosion of Caroline's Star was the cataclysmic result of CCP Nakedman's most recent orgasm. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... `[#savethelance]`

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