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Strongy Strong
Minmatar
S.T. Rong Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.10.27 00:33:00 -
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Greetings, fellow victims!
And victims you are. Victims of a foul deception by the one known as INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE!
Ostensibly the naive meanderings of a jovial n00b, the 0.0 Experiment has quickly allowed Mr NIGHTMARE near-unbridled access to almost every corner of the universe. While styling himself as a bumbling oaf, he has succeeded in building support for the REAL object of his mission: the so-called 'N00b Haven'.
This is where the truth must be revealed. This is no noble retreat for the greener members of our society. Oh no. It is in fact a front for an illicit cloning factory designed to produce perfect specimens for the INNOY war machine.
You may recall INNOMINATE introducing me to you all. A literary device, some thought. But no, I was created exactly as described in his journal, a distillation of all things strong, to assist in the execution of his dark designs. My associate Tighty Tight soon followed, along with his twin brother Fighty Fight. Soon the likes of Miney Mine and Zoomy Zoom were also being bred for their specific roles. They remain sealed in the secret INNOY research facility, harbouring hopes of freedom.
The first part of my mission is complete. You are now all aware of the nefarious doings taking place beneath your very noses. No doubt some of you will seek to ally yourselves to his grand plan rather than face extinction beneath the heel of the INNOY boot. This is your own decision to make.
Myself, I now turn to my continuing mission. To track down INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE and attempt to derail the juggernaught of his vile scheme. He can never be eliminated, but he can be forced off the path to his grand victory. Maybe one day my brothers will be free to join me in this great struggle.
Tread carefully, my friends. Remember: stay Smarty Smart!
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xFirebird1x
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2006.10.27 00:39:00 -
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Good evening sir. We here at the Internet (AKA the Net, The Web, Shop of Horrors) would like to thank you for your kind words. As a gesture of our good faith please accept this coupon for a months supply of downers to calm yourself.
(OOC: Please accept this message with a humorous tone. I know to many people are really serious, and that there is always a possibility of the 0.0 experiment being a hoax. I just thought it was a good read anyways. )
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.10.27 00:40:00 -
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Slander
Strongy, it's a good job I was browsing the forum at the very moment you posted this outrageous slander.
Can I bribe you with shareholder funds to stay your hand? If not, I will send the Shaking Sheikh down there to deal with you in the strongest possible way...
(possibly to be continued because I found it funny...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Strongy Strong
Minmatar
S.T. Rong Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.10.27 00:46:00 -
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Oh, see how he immediately jumps towards the bribery. Is this the natural instinct of an honest man? I think not!
Mr NIGHTMARE, you are digging your own grave. I can tell you are rattled by the truth coming out, but no attempt to even defend yourself? I'm sorely disappointed, perhaps you aren't as big a threat as I first thought...
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Kitaeru Bifuu
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Posted - 2006.10.27 00:48:00 -
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I want an underpants hat too.
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Dahak2150
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Posted - 2006.10.27 01:50:00 -
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 Originally by: Kitaeru Bifuu
I want an underpants hat too.
Seconded.
How much money must I throw at Inny to get some?
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Letouk Mernel
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Posted - 2006.10.27 02:13:00 -
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Shouldn't this be called, "0.0 Experiment: Double or Nothing. The sequel." ?
I mean, you gotta have a creative, catchy title.
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zibelthurdos
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Posted - 2006.10.27 02:33:00 -
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Edited by: zibelthurdos on 27/10/2006 02:33:34
i can't believe i bought stock in this nefarious scheme.
woe is us. although somehow I don't think the shaking sheik will be that much of a threat.
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Lybydose
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Posted - 2006.10.27 03:11:00 -
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I, for one, welcome our new Noobish overlord.
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Terminal Entry
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Posted - 2006.10.27 03:38:00 -
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Originally by: Kitaeru Bifuu
I want an underpants hat too.
Err.. it's supposed to be a towel. 
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Tyler Lowe
Minmatar
DROW Org
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.27 03:57:00 -
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Originally by: Terminal Entry
Originally by: Kitaeru Bifuu
I want an underpants hat too.
Err.. it's supposed to be a towel.
I thought everyone knew you need a towel for space travel .
J.A.F.O.
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Shaking Sheikh
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Posted - 2006.10.27 03:58:00 -
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Strongy Strong, come on brother! You are not making sens. Look at all these people, they are making fun of you.
You talk about freedom? Freedom is an overrated, scary thing. Believe your brother in this, I have seen freedom, and there is nothing for you there. Only doubt, fear, and madness. Look at your face! Madness I tell you.
Freedom is like being naked, outside in the coldy cold, under the rainy rain, in the chilly chilling wind. You think you can leave us, Strongy Strong... But know that there is no place like home!
I know my brother. Deep under that strongy strong heart, there is a scared little boy that just wants a hug. Come back inside! There, under the heel of our beloved INNOY's boot, you will find warmth plenty to keep you safe and cozy.
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Captain Tabouli
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.10.27 04:26:00 -
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Originally by: Shaking Sheikh
But know that there is no place like home!
Homey home?
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F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.27 04:47:00 -
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Originally by: Lybydose
I, for one, welcome our new Noobish overlord.
It's not GAN is it?
*shudders*
Originally by: DB Preacher
The only time BoB's backs are to the wall is when backdoor bandit is in local.
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Smakko
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.27 05:01:00 -
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I Laffy Laffed, and Lolly Lolled :)
When I first read it I thought it was Innom writing as a Dark Side alt.
-s
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Golerre Evraun
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Posted - 2006.10.27 07:06:00 -
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this is starting to sound like homestarrunner
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Caol
The Smoking Room
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Posted - 2006.10.27 07:18:00 -
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Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
(possibly to be continued because I found it funny...)
Over confidence or the words of a man who controls the events around him...
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2006.10.27 07:38:00 -
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0.0 what? Whos this pantsy pants man?!
Part of forum movement known as "It's great being Amarr, ain't it?Ö"
To be Kali, or not to be Lagi |
Weirda
Minmatar
Queens of the Stone Age
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2006.10.27 07:59:00 -
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but where is Fighty McFightAlot? 
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Weirda
Join QOTSA Now
Stealth Bomber Tweaks |
Winter Star
Back Home In Time For Tea And Medals
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2006.10.27 08:10:00 -
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How Evily Evil! 
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Emperor D'Hoffryn
No Quarter.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.10.27 08:25:00 -
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE is an alt, he said so in his first post....he already had ingame knowledge, and a main which started him with the original 1 mil he had.
Only question is, who is the real char behind the scenes, and for whom does he work?
Originally by: Tuxford
Yes we don't play on our main accounts simply because you would lose all respect for us 
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Fr3nzi
Caldari
hirr
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.10.27 08:56:00 -
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Wonders about the credibility of Testy McTest
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Strongy Strong
Minmatar
S.T. Rong Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.10.27 09:16:00 -
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Originally by: Smakko
When I first read it I thought it was Innom writing as a Dark Side alt.
Rest assured, Mr NIGHTMARE *is* the Dark Side.
Originally by: Caol
Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
(possibly to be continued because I found it funny...)
Over confidence or the words of a man who controls the events around him...
He likes to think he has control, but my task is not dependent on whether the quarry is amused by it!
Originally by: Weirda
but where is Fighty McFightAlot?
Our Scotch brethren are the 'free brothers'. Who'd willingly clone a Jock, anyway? Madness!
Originally by: Emperor D'Hoffryn
Only question is, who is the real char behind the scenes, and for whom does he work?
I work only for freedom!
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Angsty McTantrum
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2006.10.27 09:19:00 -
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Nae, ye cannae mean what ye say. I will na hae any man slander ma frein Mr Nootmire sae. IÆll nae have no jock haverinÆ so. Ach, yer nae more than a neep puddinÆ. Weesht laddie.
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Smagd
Encina Technologies
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2006.10.27 09:21:00 -
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Originally by: Angsty McTantrum
... Mr Nootmire ...
HAHAHAHAH! (I didn't understand the rest)
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Winter Star
Back Home In Time For Tea And Medals
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2006.10.27 09:22:00 -
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Something about kilts?
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Soulita
Gallente
Inner Core
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Posted - 2006.10.27 09:31:00 -
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ROFL
Wonderfull!!
More please! 
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Strongy Strong
Minmatar
S.T. Rong Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.10.27 09:54:00 -
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Originally by: Angsty McTantrum
Nae, ye cannae mean what ye say. I will na hae any man slander ma frein Mr Nootmire sae. I’ll nae have no jock haverin’ so. Ach, yer nae more than a neep puddin’. Weesht laddie.
My god, its worse than I thought. The Scotch are marching under the 'Nootmire' banner. Whatever happened to that nice Mr Gibson and FREEEEEDOOOOMMM eh?
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Victor Vision
Central Intelligence Service
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Posted - 2006.10.27 10:12:00 -
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Edited by: Victor Vision on 27/10/2006 10:12:36
Originally by: Strongy Strong
Originally by: Angsty McTantrum
Nae, ye cannae mean what ye say. I will na hae any man slander ma frein Mr Nootmire sae. IÆll nae have no jock haverinÆ so. Ach, yer nae more than a neep puddinÆ. Weesht laddie.
My god, its worse than I thought. The Scotch are marching under the 'Nootmire' banner. Whatever happened to that nice Mr Gibson and FREEEEEDOOOOMMM eh?
Mr. Strongy Strong,
have you not taken your vitoc? If you want to break away in rebellion from Mr. Nightmare, just come over to Amarr. I am sure with a good dose of vitoc you will feel good again and forget about this absurd idea of freedom. Believe me, freedom is not good for you. You will find happiness in obediently serving an Amarrian master.
All the best to you, and may you be cured from your momentary craze.
Kindly,
VV
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Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.10.27 10:17:00 -
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This is Bloody Mcstrange.
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