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Kindakrof
Caldari
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Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2006.11.10 02:26:00 -
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Edited by: Kindakrof on 10/11/2006 02:30:37
I'll tell you a little story about two lads who met. When they first went to high school they had never met. Their class was really intelligent, but lacking feminine beauty. (The two lads are and will not be homosexual tho) They got to know eachother cause the had things in common, like music and snowboarding.
One day, arriving at school, they saw this beautiful beautiful girl. She had a nice round booty and a (big) fistfull of ****. But looking at her face, they noticed what she missed. They certainly thought that they were looking at the face of a goat, or a horse, they couldn't decide.
One night at a party,
the party before the dance.
The two lads showed up,
one in advance.
He drank lots of booze,
from people he begged.
And to the party came this girl,
wanting to get shagged.
(yay i made a poem!!!(now i'm emo))
The one who was sober,
backed away.
He told his drunken buddy,
to just say NAY!
The latter didn't think much,
about this advice.
That girl offered him more,
he didn't think twice.
To the dance they went, one pretty much drunk.
And on to the dancefloor, sober one was a hunk.
He met with his date and dancing they went. (<< Sober one)
The drunkard just wandered among the crowd.
Wondering how tonight, his fortune was bent.
The one with the girl just danced through the night.
No stories or rumors heard of what happen might.
The drunkard was found, found by that horse.
AND SHE FUKIN MANAGED TO SEDUCE HIM WTF THEY MADE OUT!!!!! OMG!!!
When the dance was over, the cool one phoned home.
He phoned for a ride and went looking for the drunkard.
He finally found him holding hands with a horse. And how is that possible?!?! horses don't even have hands !!!!
The one who was sober is me. The drunkard is my friend.
I've yet to meet him tomorrow and see him face the SHAME! But i've got to say something to him, what do i tell him?
Added: I know i'm mean to that girl. I don't care, she's evil.
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Kindakrof
Caldari
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Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2006.11.10 13:34:00 -
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 Originally by: Rina Shanu
have a picture with the girlk without the metal ?
that meaning you want to see the same girl with her mouth closed or want to see pictures of the other girl?
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Kindakrof
Caldari
Cruor Frater
Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2006.11.10 20:26:00 -
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Originally by: Ch Tang
You're saying she's ugly?
You remind me of the friend in 'Shallow Hal' who wouldn't date the girl on the bike because one toe was crooked.
hehe, that's the only thing i can come up with. hehehe
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Kindakrof
Caldari
Cruor Frater
Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2006.11.11 15:26:00 -
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Edited by: Kindakrof on 11/11/2006 15:26:42
Originally by: RedClaws
You guys suck and should be ashamed of yourselves. Who in their right mind posts images of people on the internet for the sole purpose to make fun of them.
I bet that most of you are probebly a bunch of geeks who look even worse than she does.
Seriously...grow up, you guys are the perfect example of whats wrong with the world
I wasn't gonna but they asked for it :D
OH and when is someone gonna complement me for my poems?!
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Kindakrof
Caldari
Cruor Frater
Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2006.11.11 23:46:00 -
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Originally by: Juwi Kotch
Side that. You've been mean and cruel. And she's not that ugly at all. She has problems with her teeth and is working on that. It looks like she likes to have fun and to laugh. That tells more about her then braces.
When you are 40 and remember that, you will be ashamed.
It's not that i'm against her for her looks. She got my friend drunk to make him do something he wouldn't do under normal circumstances. I wasn't gonna post pictures but i think she deserved it. Mostly cause she had been getting more guys than just my friend drunk and making out with them, on the same night also. That's why i decided to humiliate her a bit. And it doesn't even hurt her. What doesn't know, doesn't hurt.
Oh and no matter what you say, me and my friend will still think she's ugly.
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