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Kindakrof
Caldari
Cruor Frater
Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2006.11.10 02:26:00 -
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Edited by: Kindakrof on 10/11/2006 02:30:37
I'll tell you a little story about two lads who met. When they first went to high school they had never met. Their class was really intelligent, but lacking feminine beauty. (The two lads are and will not be homosexual tho) They got to know eachother cause the had things in common, like music and snowboarding.
One day, arriving at school, they saw this beautiful beautiful girl. She had a nice round booty and a (big) fistfull of ****. But looking at her face, they noticed what she missed. They certainly thought that they were looking at the face of a goat, or a horse, they couldn't decide.
One night at a party,
the party before the dance.
The two lads showed up,
one in advance.
He drank lots of booze,
from people he begged.
And to the party came this girl,
wanting to get shagged.
(yay i made a poem!!!(now i'm emo))
The one who was sober,
backed away.
He told his drunken buddy,
to just say NAY!
The latter didn't think much,
about this advice.
That girl offered him more,
he didn't think twice.
To the dance they went, one pretty much drunk.
And on to the dancefloor, sober one was a hunk.
He met with his date and dancing they went. (<< Sober one)
The drunkard just wandered among the crowd.
Wondering how tonight, his fortune was bent.
The one with the girl just danced through the night.
No stories or rumors heard of what happen might.
The drunkard was found, found by that horse.
AND SHE FUKIN MANAGED TO SEDUCE HIM WTF THEY MADE OUT!!!!! OMG!!!
When the dance was over, the cool one phoned home.
He phoned for a ride and went looking for the drunkard.
He finally found him holding hands with a horse. And how is that possible?!?! horses don't even have hands !!!!
The one who was sober is me. The drunkard is my friend.
I've yet to meet him tomorrow and see him face the SHAME! But i've got to say something to him, what do i tell him?
Added: I know i'm mean to that girl. I don't care, she's evil.
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ThaMa Gebir
Gallente
Raddick Explorations
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Posted - 2006.11.10 02:34:00 -
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Pretty **** screwey but a good tale nonetheless.
There will be no survivors now that i'm around  - Xorus
pwnt - Immy
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pushdogg
Minmatar
Shades Of Evil
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Posted - 2006.11.10 02:38:00 -
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tell him that bree is the root of all evil, and just for that reason....ive had my fair share of this scenario and now i have a few endeavors i dont ever EVER talk about...although i prefer pointing and laughing and bustin their balls for about a week before i let up
P.S. DO NOT EVER put bree in a sodastream
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Kyguard
Fire Mandrill
Astrophobics
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Posted - 2006.11.10 04:57:00 -
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I loved it, but some pix of the ugly horse monster would be nice to determine who's the lucky guy; the sober or the drunk? 
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Kyozoku
Loot
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:23:00 -
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Those pics made my soldier retract into my stomach.
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HolographicEntrypoint
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:26:00 -
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AT LEAST SHE GOT SOME RACK
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Rina Shanu
Phoenix Knights
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:34:00 -
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have a picture with the girlk without the metal ?
cause thats the only thing in there that ruins it obviously .... and that does come off you know... :D
/me sticking for the girl :)]
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Lanfear's Bane
Shih Yang Tong
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.10 10:51:00 -
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 Originally by: pushdogg
tell him that bree is the root of all evil, and just for that reason....ive had my fair share of this scenario and now i have a few endeavors i dont ever EVER talk about...although i prefer pointing and laughing and bustin their balls for about a week before i let up
P.S. DO NOT EVER put bree in a sodastream
Scary face hits you, wrecking for 10 pints.
Bree? You mean beer? How can you misspell it twice? LOL
Lanfear's Bane.
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2006.11.10 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: Kindakrof
(The two lads are and will not be homosexual tho)
Aww dammit! >.<
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Kindakrof
Caldari
Cruor Frater
Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2006.11.10 13:34:00 -
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Originally by: Rina Shanu
have a picture with the girlk without the metal ?
that meaning you want to see the same girl with her mouth closed or want to see pictures of the other girl?
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Sakura Nihil
Tabula Rasa Systems
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2006.11.10 13:52:00 -
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* finds cover *
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Twilight Moon
Minmatar
Malicious Intentions
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Posted - 2006.11.10 13:54:00 -
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Edited by: Twilight Moon on 10/11/2006 14:01:43
Must....not....Photoshop....
Oh, alright then, just a quickie.
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Kyguard
Fire Mandrill
Astrophobics
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Posted - 2006.11.10 14:11:00 -
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Edited by: Kyguard on 10/11/2006 14:19:50
Originally by: Twilight Moon
Edited by: Twilight Moon on 10/11/2006 14:01:43
Must....not....Photoshop....
Oh, alright then, just a quickie.
Hahah 
Looking at her gives a chill down my spine
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Invader Skooge
Minmatar
Minmatar Dope Heads
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Posted - 2006.11.10 14:48:00 -
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surley those teeth are classed as an offensive weapon
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
CURSED LEGION OF DOOM
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.10 14:54:00 -
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Augh I've gone from outie to innie for some reason after lookint at those pics
The Best Thing I've ever seen in local chat
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Xtreem
Gallente
Anti Pirate Confederate
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Posted - 2006.11.10 15:12:00 -
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ouch...
but in fairness, seems a reasonable rack
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Jinryu Nasake
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Posted - 2006.11.10 17:19:00 -
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Well, at least she wasn't fat. 
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Ch Tang
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Posted - 2006.11.10 18:54:00 -
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You're saying she's ugly?
You remind me of the friend in 'Shallow Hal' who wouldn't date the girl on the bike because one toe was crooked.
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Kindakrof
Caldari
Cruor Frater
Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2006.11.10 20:26:00 -
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Originally by: Ch Tang
You're saying she's ugly?
You remind me of the friend in 'Shallow Hal' who wouldn't date the girl on the bike because one toe was crooked.
hehe, that's the only thing i can come up with. hehehe
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Mimiru
Gallente
BIG Advanced Assault
R i s e
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Posted - 2006.11.10 20:42:00 -
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There was a reason the brown paper bag was invented. She is one of them.
She's kinda like a moped. Fun to ride, but you dont want your friends to see you on it.
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Laocoon
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.11.10 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Mimiru
There was a reason the brown paper bag was invented. She is one of them.
She's kinda like a moped. Fun to ride, but you dont want your friends to see you on it.
lmfao
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Border201
Caldari
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.11.10 23:40:00 -
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Originally by: Mimiru
There was a reason the brown paper bag was invented. She is one of them.
She's kinda like a moped. Fun to ride, but you dont want your friends to see you on it.
QFT!!!
I'd hit it... after a few brees 
Originally by: Tuxford
once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments
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Benglada
Finite Horizon
The Red Skull
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Posted - 2006.11.10 23:43:00 -
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Edited by: Benglada on 10/11/2006 23:43:47
Wouldnt be so bad but her TEETH ......WTFUX? AND SHE ALWAYS HAS HER MOUTH OPEN?
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Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
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Border201
Caldari
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.11.10 23:54:00 -
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Originally by: Benglada
Edited by: Benglada on 10/11/2006 23:43:47
Wouldnt be so bad but her TEETH ......WTFUX? AND SHE ALWAYS HAS HER MOUTH OPEN?
That can be a good thing provided the razor wire wasn't there.
Originally by: Tuxford
once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments
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Dirtball
Celtic Anarchy
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2006.11.11 01:49:00 -
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Edited by: Dirtball on 11/11/2006 01:50:15
when your drunk the boob to waist ratio seems to be the only thing I think of so I dont blame him
edit: imagine before the braces eww
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Zutah Ranakin
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Posted - 2006.11.11 01:51:00 -
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I shall tell you a simple quote that got me threw some very embarrasing situations.
You don't look at the fireplace while your poking the fire.
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Velsharoon
Gallente
Finite Horizon
The Red Skull
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Posted - 2006.11.11 02:13:00 -
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She seems nice enough, its just her braces. And well the teeth. But thats why she has braces yeh?
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pushdogg
Minmatar
Shades Of Evil
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Posted - 2006.11.11 03:00:00 -
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Edited by: pushdogg on 11/11/2006 03:05:33
okok, i retract anything i said, she doesnt look THAT bad, in my stories the women are HORRIFIC, your messin with him over that chick, surely there are much worse, and really the dark is your friend in situations like those.....and im sure a few of us have had a few where the dark was absolutely no help at all
EDIT: Lan, do a search for beer and sodastream and u will get it, i mspelled twice on purpose
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Benglada
Finite Horizon
The Red Skull
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Posted - 2006.11.11 04:33:00 -
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in 2-3 years and a few dentist appointments shed be hot.
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Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
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Voltron
Caldari
Black Lance
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.11.11 08:40:00 -
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Lose the braces, get some veneers and she'd definately get it in the face.
Volt
It's great touching your own dink isn't it?
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