evistin
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2006.11.16 14:06:00 -
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The Power Craver
Wants only one thing -- more power with less effort. Any downgrade in power is infuriating. Any upgrade is insufficient.
Sample Quote: "You boosted the Sentry guns at gates!! How am I suppose to snipe harmless transports at 1000km away now"
Punishment: Forced to admit that no matter how powerful in the game, still sell his body for cash to play eve.
The Magical Realist
Doesn't understand what a "game" is. Constantly makes arguments based on what would be "realistic," even if the game is set in a fantasy world run by wizards and pixies.
Sample Quote: "You canÆt tell me the Titian canÆt shoot a Frigate!!! ThatÆs just so unreal!"
Punishment: Adjust his clone to Grade Alpha and pod him.
The Majority Stockholder
Seems to believe that $15 a month buys you a seat on the board of directors. Doesn't realize that a hundred thousand other people are ponying up the same amount.
Sample Quote: "For my 1 zillion post on why WCS should not be nerfed, because I really want to sill run away and be a solo pwn mobile."
Punishment: Forced to answer all GTC fraud sales by himself.
The Emancipator
Sees the game as a titanic struggle between the evil expressive developers and the poor, downtrodden gamers. The evidence? Every rule and limitation in the game.
Sample Quote: "Why canÆt I grind to increase my skill level, its STUPID I canÆt make my skills go up any faster! The Dev are ***** people who know nuts about MMO"
Punishment: Hand write and respond to every mail sent to [email protected]
The Eternal Quitter
Just comes on the forum to let everyone know he's quitting for good and to spend a dozen paragraphs explaining why. Then does it again three months later.
Sample Quote: "I am going to play wow guys, and **** you all"
Punishment: Give his 99 million SP character to a newbie to use.
One-Issue Poster
Only has one complaint, but posts about it 15 times a day. This is because nobody else cares.
Sample Quote: "Server has crashed AGAIN, CCP FIX THIS CRAP!!!"
Punishment: Have the player join an ammar corp involved in faction warfare.
The Lifestyler
Wants a bunch of cosmetic changes to a single type of character. Exhibits an eerie level
of identification with said character.
Sample Quote: "TomÆs ego is too small, it needs to be bigger"
Punishment: Character icon replaced with ô!ö permantly
The Deathmonger
Main complaint about the game is that you can't kill everything. Secondary complaint is that the things you can kill don't suffer enough.
Sample Quote: "I am really a nice guy, I just want to MDK all the newbies in the starting area, its just a great source of income for me, I make like 10 isk an hour."
Punishment: Have him PVP in a shuttle.
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