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Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.20 15:29:00 -
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Press Release, for immediate publication.
The ASCN Empire relocation program has officially started.
After the fall --in a matter of days-- of the whole region of Paragon Soul, a steady flow of Ascendant Frontier members have been valiantly moving their belongings out of harms way. The route to Empire is experiencing a boom with free seats on transport ships being available only on the black market at exorbitant prices. A ticket scalper operating in Feythabolis who wishes to remain anonymous reported, "business is good. Everyone is rushing to Empire in a frenzy."
AZN-D2, the central ASCN System, reports a sharp decline on planetary real estate prices. Furthermore Stations report a drop in renting prices for offices and living quarters and a suspicious amount of sudden vacancies.
Disgruntled miners in Empire report discontent at the sudden increased competition for empire roids.
The liberating forces of BoB report having trouble cleaning the 5 stations in Paragon Soul from pro-Cyvok propaganda posters. Special chemical warfare specialist had to moved in to remove posters, which seem to have been super glued even on windows.
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On a separate and parallel note: the duck-hunting season has officially started today!
Any similarities between Ascendant Frontier members and ducks are pure coincidence.
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Sku1ly
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.20 16:02:00 -
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In other news : I am only wearing a towel.
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Xsinos
Caldari STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.20 16:06:00 -
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:D bigup ya triple chin in sig sku1z0r
oh, and on topic.. :D
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Helen
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.20 16:08:00 -
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STK special publication: STK miners head to Fountain in search of the fabled Golden Veldspar. Sensing the presence of many STK in Fountain, BoB responds with a fleet twice as big including a Aeon mothership and 4 carriers to save one medium moon mining operation. Clearly however there are no BoB in Fountain or ASCN...
Disclaimer: This reporter is considered a drunkard by many and is more than likely slightly aroused by the idea Sku1ly is wearing just a towel.
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PictPunk
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Posted - 2006.11.20 16:13:00 -
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Your mum says hi
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pewpew iii
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Posted - 2006.11.20 16:13:00 -
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Edited by: pewpew iii on 20/11/2006 16:13:47 Oh yes, did you find the present I left for you in the docking bay in GQ2, I hope you stood in it.
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LaCHiE
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.20 16:15:00 -
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Other reports released by the so called Liberating / Occupying forces of BoB claim that there are no ASCN in Fountain!
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Trytonx
Syncore Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.20 17:10:00 -
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bahaha
thats alot of trash in 1 post
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Fortior
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.20 17:34:00 -
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Originally by: Sku1ly In other news : I am only wearing a towel.
Oh skulls, you sure know how to make a man blush like a schoolgirl.
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Snow Monkey
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.20 19:36:00 -
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Update:
Toilet roll shares have rocketed recently due to the sheer amount of crap BoB members have been posting on the boards.
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Halada
Caldari STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.20 20:27:00 -
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A towel wouldn't fit Skul's E-Peen !!! 8==================D
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Lucre
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.20 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: Sku1ly In other news : I am only wearing a towel.
And very grateful we are too - it covers up a ghastly object that nobody would wish to have to see.
Now if only we could get you one to put around your waist as well...
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Electric Cucumber
Amarr coracao ardente Sani Khal'Vecna
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Posted - 2006.11.20 22:51:00 -
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I'm wondering what to laugh at first, the BOB OP or the 9 ASCN replies ??
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Helen
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.20 23:03:00 -
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Try looking at where STK have their home EC.
Then start laughing at the silly OP and the equally silly replies on GALnet.
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Porteous Fastener
Caldari STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.21 00:48:00 -
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Im looking for more girlguide cookies, or as their called in Fountain, Xelas cookies, mmm tasty.
Your mum says hi to all the good boys and girls in Fountain....
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Sacul
Wreckless Abandon
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Posted - 2006.11.21 01:48:00 -
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Priceless, makes me wanna join ASCN in Fountain!
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Kerosene
Caldari STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.21 02:49:00 -
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Oh no! Cyvok's been propagandarizing us with posters Thank god I read Galnet and get the 100% truth! er.. kill more Gallente! __
Originally by: Blacklight on BoB Just to be sure everyone is clear...
We use spies. We listen to your TS. We feed you false intel. We have no qualms about it whatsoever..
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Vorian Atraties
Dark and Light inc. D-L
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Posted - 2006.11.21 03:10:00 -
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Ya know as much as i love/hate propaganda this was funny as hell especialy the last line **On a separate and parallel note: the duck-hunting season has officially started today!
Any similarities between Ascendant Frontier members and ducks are pure coincidence**
haha laughed my @ss off to funny and well written.
vor
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R0ot
InNova Tech Inc Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.21 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Try looking at where STK have their home EC.
Then start laughing at the silly OP and the equally silly replies on GALnet.
Where is ASCN's home by the way? Because a few of your lads are lost in fountain atm. ___________________________________________________________________
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Assens Letta
The Huns THE H0RDE
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Posted - 2006.11.21 03:40:00 -
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Originally by: R0ot
Originally by: Helen Try looking at where STK have their home EC.
Then start laughing at the silly OP and the equally silly replies on GALnet.
Where is ASCN's home by the way? Because a few of your lads are lost in fountain atm.
ASCN have been spotted in Fountain yes, refugees from Paragon Soul it seems, envious from having lost their home they have recently taken a small undefended Horde POS that was on the process of being removed. it may seem that Insurgency and their lap dogs in fountain (ASCN) are 1/100 of an inch closer to acomplish their goal, removing The Horde from Fountain.
May i had that you still have a long way to travel gentlemen, u moved 1/100 of an inch yet u have a full marathon ahead of you. good luck.
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Eldo Davip
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.11.21 03:44:00 -
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Thread cleaned please don't troll. ___
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Azerrad InExile
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Posted - 2006.11.21 06:27:00 -
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Edited by: Azerrad InExile on 21/11/2006 06:27:42 delete
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Helen
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.21 08:24:00 -
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Edited by: Helen on 21/11/2006 08:24:36
Originally by: R0ot
Where is ASCN's home by the way? Because a few of your lads are lost in fountain atm.
Thinking about making it PNQY-Y fancy trying to defend it?
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R0ot
InNova Tech Inc Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.21 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Edited by: Helen on 21/11/2006 08:24:36
Originally by: R0ot
Where is ASCN's home by the way? Because a few of your lads are lost in fountain atm.
Thinking about making it PNQY-Y fancy trying to defend it?
You'd need to take it first ___________________________________________________________________
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Cookie Snatcher
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.11.21 12:21:00 -
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BoB is doing a great job if the mineral prices in empire are going to drop. Thank you very much :)
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Cookie Snatcher
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.11.21 12:22:00 -
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BoB is doing a great job if the mineral prices in empire are going to drop. Thank you very much :)
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Kitia
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.21 13:26:00 -
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And in other News here at Sanity Centralą
I LOL at my desk at work reading this, I like spin, long as itĘs funny spin like this of course. Thank you Lungorthin for todays laugh
Originally by: R0ot
Where is ASCN's home by the way? Because a few of your lads are lost in fountain atm.
Where the two outposts we built are located R0ot, why do you not build your own too?
Kitia
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Halada
Caldari STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.21 17:44:00 -
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In other other news today: Bobbit alt pwned by carebear
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Brunswick2
eXceed Inc. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.22 09:52:00 -
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Originally by: Sku1ly In other news : I am only wearing a towel.
I think this thread should be locked just for Sku1ly putting that image into my mind/ ---------------------------------
I traded your sig for a cookie, I did it for the cookie, the cookie - Tirg |
Nocturnal Avenger
untaught Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2006.11.22 11:24:00 -
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Originally by: Lungorthin Press Release, for immediate publication.
The ASCN Empire relocation program has officially started.
LOL - a very nicely written piece of propaganda :D
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