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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:14:00 -
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Evanga wrote:jesus ******* christ, i know an it guy who might be able to assit you. Get your act together ccp, and get your quality assurance straightend up!
umadbro? |

BeanBagKing
Terra Incognita Intrepid Crossing
42
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:15:00 -
[32] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2g8RHKDHV4
^^ the one I think of every time the database dies. |

Gibsie
Gypsy Eye
0
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:16:00 -
[33] - Quote
Crucibled Crustied Crushed shards were crushed ! Should we make Crustie spawn ? |

Ingvar Angst
Nasty Pope Holding Corp Talocan United
677
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:16:00 -
[34] - Quote
Nex Morbus wrote:Evanga wrote:jesus ******* christ, i know an it guy who might be able to assit you. Get your act together ccp, and get your quality assurance straightend up! Couldn't have said it better myself. Not to mention currently on hour 42 of an unanswered petition. Fantastic :)
So you're saying the Vogons did it? Six months in the hole... it changes a man. |

Nex Morbus
The In-Humane Society Dark Matter Coalition
0
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:18:00 -
[35] - Quote
Ingvar Angst wrote:Nex Morbus wrote:Evanga wrote:jesus ******* christ, i know an it guy who might be able to assit you. Get your act together ccp, and get your quality assurance straightend up! Couldn't have said it better myself. Not to mention currently on hour 42 of an unanswered petition. Fantastic :) So you're saying the Vogons did it?
Well that highway ain't gonna go AROUND the EVE server! |

Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
230
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:20:00 -
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CCP Guard wrote:Keep an eye on this thread for updates. Sorry about the interruption. We are giving the hamsters CPR as we speak!
Lets see, the down message said "See you in 20 minutes", it's been longer and your update thread isn't updated? Come on! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX! |

Hydraka
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:20:00 -
[37] - Quote
So the closing timer went from 3 minutes to 1 minute back there.. somebody cut a wrong wire?  |

nothing Kurvora
Honest Mineral Mining Corporation Circle of Steel
0
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:21:00 -
[38] - Quote
perfect time for some exercise. my thumbs have atrophied a little, not enough bf3. |

Florestan Bronstein
United Highsec Front The 99 Percent
199
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:21:00 -
[39] - Quote
Quote:TQ was taken down at 16:42 UTC so we could investigate a database issue that came up suddenly. We will keep you posted as soon as we learn more. Our sincere apologies for the inconvenience.
I got the first "You cannot leave system yet because of instability in the space-time continuum. Please try again in a moment." message at 13:55 EVE time.
From there things got worse over a timespan of several hours. First more "space-time continuum" messages, then noticeable lag on some gate jumps, then lag when moving items and finally market and wallet stopped working. About 20 minutes before you took down the server people in chat channels were already asking each other how long we would have 'til the impeding emergency reboot.
If these issues appeared sudden to you, you really need better monitoring of server health.
There is no excuse for not giving us at least 15min notice before taking down the servers - at that point normal gameplay was already barely possible. |

nothing Kurvora
Honest Mineral Mining Corporation Circle of Steel
0
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:25:00 -
[40] - Quote
it's obvious that someone tripped over multiple wires multiple times, i'm willing to bet a Cuba libre caused this. |

Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
402
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:25:00 -
[41] - Quote
Mr Kidd wrote:CCP Guard wrote:Keep an eye on this thread for updates. Sorry about the interruption. We are giving the hamsters CPR as we speak! Lets see, the down message said "See you in 20 minutes", it's been longer and your update thread isn't updated? Come on!
Don't forget your BS meter. 
Edit: ninja P3 !! |

Nevada Jack Orlenard
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:26:00 -
[42] - Quote
Nex Morbus wrote:Ingvar Angst wrote:Nex Morbus wrote:Evanga wrote:jesus ******* christ, i know an it guy who might be able to assit you. Get your act together ccp, and get your quality assurance straightend up! Couldn't have said it better myself. Not to mention currently on hour 42 of an unanswered petition. Fantastic :) So you're saying the Vogons did it? Well that highway ain't gonna go AROUND the EVE server!
There's no use complaining, the plans have been on file for the last 20 years in your local cluster Planning Department. All that;s new that happened is the hamsters complained to the mice. |

Spectre80
The Knights Templar R.A.G.E
31
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:28:00 -
[43] - Quote
5,4,3,2,1 5,4,3,2,1 5,4,3,2,1 SHOOP DA LOOP not accepting connections. |

SKuzz'Kunn
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:28:00 -
[44] - Quote
Ivana Twinkle wrote:Go outside, Touch a girl (or yourself)
im sorry Officer, the nice lady on the eve forums told me too.... |

Ad'Hakim Tahous
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
14
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:29:00 -
[45] - Quote
Florestan Bronstein wrote:Quote:TQ was taken down at 16:42 UTC so we could investigate a database issue that came up suddenly. We will keep you posted as soon as we learn more. Our sincere apologies for the inconvenience. I got the first "You cannot leave system yet because of instability in the space-time continuum. Please try again in a moment." message at 13:55 EVE time. From there things got worse over a timespan of several hours. First more "space-time continuum" messages, then noticeable lag on some gate jumps, then lag when moving items and finally market and wallet stopped working. About 20 minutes before you took down the server people in chat channels were already asking each other how long we would have 'til the impeding emergency reboot. If these issues appeared sudden to you, you really need better monitoring of server health. There is no excuse for not giving us at least 15min notice before taking down the servers - at that point normal gameplay was already barely possible.
This! Aligning to warp & dock, timer goes from 3+mins to 42 sec to disconnect.  |

Ingvar Angst
Nasty Pope Holding Corp Talocan United
677
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:30:00 -
[46] - Quote
Keeping with the merriment of the thread... CCP needs to hire this guy. Six months in the hole... it changes a man. |

Tore Vest
Vikinghall
101
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:30:00 -
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Starting up in : 5..4..3..2..1.. less than a sec... 5..4..3..2..1.. less than a sec... 5..4..3..2..1.. less than a sec... 5..4..3..2..1.. less than a sec...
Not accepting connections...
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Zleon Leigh
35
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:32:00 -
[48] - Quote
CCP Guard wrote:Keep an eye on this thread for updates. Sorry about the interruption. We are giving the hamsters CPR as we speak!
If you can teach the hamsters to say "Row" surely you can teach them to self administer CPR...
Incarna - Newest business example of mismanaged capital.
CCP - Continuing to gank independent PI producers every day |

Desert Ice78
Gryphon River Industries Bloodbound.
46
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:34:00 -
[49] - Quote
J3ssica Alba wrote:Ivana Twinkle wrote:Go outside, Touch a girl (or yourself) I just followed your suggestion, I have a palmprint across my left cheek now .. what did I do wrong?
You did it right.... I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused. |

Zleon Leigh
35
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Posted - 2011.12.06 17:35:00 -
[50] - Quote
Annnndddd We're back!
Incarna - Newest business example of mismanaged capital.
CCP - Continuing to gank independent PI producers every day |
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