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1)The use of hijacking multiple frigate and destroyer fleet coms to try and lead them into an ambush; and failing with more loss of property and life on the Amarr side multiple times.
2) The use of Billions behind their fleets then trying prove to everyone around them they are superior due to the fact they caught ships in small camps.
3) The use of battleships and even carriers when they lose a friendly match, knowing their new pilot competition cannot compete; due to the lack of funding not the unwillingness to fight.
4) Headshotting fleet commanders during arranged and non-arranged fights while also trying to fly out-funded than the other fleet; nor with any tactical objectives on the line.

I can't remember the last time one of our systems were under siege. I think MinMil claimed to be evicting us from Evati at one point and they tried three separate times at least that day to bring a fleet to plex Evati. The record was around 5% that day or so. Overnight Russian GalMil has more success.

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Just for turning this into a double act.

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Just for turning this into a double act.

Oh wow. You're still pretty mad aren't you Liuni?

Scope Works Head Chef's serving out 5-star dank meals to critics.

Well it is still 5v2 forum pvp; usual Pyre tactic right?

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Good humour, could use better audience participation.

6/10, who makes a press release that horribly put together?

**BREAKING NEWS**

Anslo, the "unstable" CEO of the breakaway news organisation Scope Works is rumoured to have been the victim of an assassination attempt, orchestrated by members of Pyre Falcon Defence and Security.

Although unconfirmed as yet, our sources have been lead to believe that an agent known only as "Shiva" somehow introduced a toxic hallucinogen into Anslo's pod fluid. It is assumed that Anslo actually undocked (which is a newsworthy event in itself) before Shiva had chance to complete the biomass of Anslo's medical clone.

As a result the clone into which Anslo's consciousness was transferred into has suffered massive brain damage with doctors diagnosing an uncurable case of chronic shitposting and irrelevence.

More on this as the story unfolds.

You've been listening to Tristan daCuhna of DNG News, now over to Bardam with the sport.

Do not be swayed by the irrelevant Tabloids that should keep to Entertainment and Who is Marrying whom news; the only true source of news is Scope Works, Fair and Balanced reporting across the cluster.

Do not be swayed by the irrelevant Tabloids that should keep to Entertainment and Who is Marrying whom news; the only true source of news is Scope Works, Fair and Balanced reporting across the cluster.

Are you having a giggle? Even old Mr Mittens himself has a more fair and balanced news service and that is saying something.

I still have not gotten a straight answer; for the record how high was your group's ship spin counter at the time of losing the last system?

Dunning-Kruger

Hmmn it seems the only time to get Pyre to field numbers is to take the fight out of local with no chance of them losing their ships; even if that means the comment section of a news report.

How does Pyre respond to such criticisms?

Our Incursion Alt Corp [FUPY] with 15 "members" has a higher average of kills over the last 6 months than your corp.

It's to your advantage that linking BRs/killmails isn't allowed here.

Without a hint of irony, Scope Twerks pushes Dunning-Kruger from phenomena to a full-blown pathology.

Lol

I still have not gotten a straight answer; for the record how high was your group's ship spin counter at the time of losing the last system?

It was zero. Even a 3rd rate news organisation such as Scope Works should be aware that DNG are no longer members of faction warfare.

It was zero. Even a 3rd rate news organisation such as Scope Works should be aware that DNG are no longer members of faction warfare.

Hmmn it seems the only time to get Pyre to field numbers is to take the fight out of local with no chance of them losing their ships; even if that means the comment section of a news report.

How does Pyre respond to such criticisms?

Google "Battle of Arnher."

See also, the next hub bash in our tz.

People care as much about taking empty systems as killing **** fit ships.

Something something claiming superiority something something meaningless.

I thought journalists were supposed to be good at research? I mean, finding out where we are and what hours we have fleets out isn't that difficult.

Today Liuni, I'm going to teach you about something named the "day/night cycle". Just for you, I'm going to use short sentences.

This cycle originates from that phenomenon where the sun "goes down" as the planet rotates, leading to "darkness".
This is what happens when the star's light is obscured by the body of the planet.
It makes seeing hard, so many species use the time between the sun "going down" and "coming up", to sleep.
As the light goes away at different times across the planet as it rotates, people wake up and go to sleep at different times.
This means that when you are asleep, other people might be awake.
It also means that when other people are asleep, you might be awake.

I hope you found this useful and informative.

Today Liuni, I'm going to teach you about something named the "day/night cycle". Just for you, I'm going to use short sentences.

This cycle originates from that phenomenon where the sun "goes down" as the planet rotates, leading to "darkness".
This is what happens when the star's light is obscured by the body of the planet.
It makes seeing hard, so many species use the time between the sun "going down" and "coming up", to sleep.
As the light goes away at different times across the planet as it rotates, people wake up and go to sleep at different times.
This means that when you are asleep, other people might be awake.
It also means that when other people are asleep, you might be awake.

I hope you found this useful and informative.

im just gonna...sit this one out

Honestly im just gonna say, i feel as if the OP is just trying to **** people off...

And im prolly gonna get yelled at for this, but i just can't side with my own corp on this one...

Yay more targets!

The opinions expressed in the comments section are not necessarily that of the corperation and should be taken as personal comments and not of the organization as a whole.

If you can whip the slaves into submission, then please, by all means. They literally pulled a #nofites denial of content because welping was too much of an emotional burden, and when they actively fight Amarr, even if they win half the fights, that means they also lose half the fights.

Dirt 'n' Glitter is recruiting, btw. Insert pictures of Kesha and laser dinos.

Maybe that matches the unconfirmed reports of DNG making sure to bring more numbers and double the isk cost of every ship in their fleet compared to the others.

I'm sorry no one is lining up to get punched sir. Good luck to you in null, you will need it if you expect things to change.

T2 fittings are standard issue on most ships. We also ran almost exclusively in-house fleets against the minmatar militia, despite the U'K alliance alone having three hundred members more than us. You wouldn't know that, though. Hard to do street reporting from calgal.

I fully support your coming to rescue the slaves from cowardice. They desperately need your help.

Ummm OP- You would have to be an idiot not to headshot FCs if they are known.

It's about winning - Not gfs.

Is there no more thorough way to win than by destroying the opposing fleet under the command of their FC? Without a doubt it can be an effective strategy, but when you claim it to be winning I think you're limiting your options.

We live in space ma'am don't make me give you a lecture on the 24 hour time clock in relation to the day and night cycle. Unlike yourself have shown I will not insult you by saying you do not realize there is no day or night in the void between planets.

Maybe that matches the unconfirmed reports of DNG making sure to bring more numbers and double the isk cost of every ship in their fleet compared to the others.

I'm sorry no one is lining up to get punched sir. Good luck to you in null, you will need it if you expect things to change.

**** meme/10. Stick to blogs. Trash man taking out trash lol goal of dank memes is to insult the other side publord lmbo

There's some high quality art work right there....

that's a low quality post right there.

why did you even bother?

Because I knew you'd respond. stopping you from working on your second rate ms paint skills. If it was a low quality post why respond?

yeah this was a fantastic thread before



edit: also can you guys like learn what off topic actually means because all the posts were 100% on topic jesus

Sir, if you have concerns about the quality of our news updates please direct all complaints to Milo Caman in our PR department.

Who's Loaded Dice?

zkillboard says Loaded Dice (at 136 members) for the month of June they have about ~60 some kills and ~60 some losses. Hoplite Brigade (at 151 members) has ~600 some kills and ~700 some losses. MCF1B (at 83 members) has ~900 some kills and ~150 losses. It doesn't seem like Loaded Dice actually play by comparison to two of the bigger entities in the Min/Amarr FW zone.

I mean congrats for taking another system. But considering it is claimed to be the fortress system of a group that has a tenth of the kills and losses of other FW entities in this thread, it feels like you staked a claim in an empty house at downtime when everyone in other houses was asleep.

Good job?

Before someone reports me, I am not "posting of links to kill reports from any third party site, or the direct copy-pasting of kill reports from in game". My post is not a violation of the rules. No need to purge me like other people in this thread have been purged.

We had a couple of skirmishes on stations/gates with various folks a few hours before the system flipped. We totally stomped a larger minnie fleet on the undock of their staging station in Anka, trading two ships for most of theirs, and had some neat fights with neutral fleets before and after that.

Unfortunately, no-one felt like staying up till 4AM, and the system was eventually flipped while we were asleep. gfs all round though.

I think a few of our pilots captured the main fight on video. I got some fights for the system a few days beforehand, but nothing that day, as nVidia updates decided to switch Shadowplay off. Will see what I can get onto Youtube in the next couple of days.

Frankly I'm claiming a strategic win in that the system was being dedicatedly contested by virtually all the Amarr Militia entities active today. The distance from our normal staging zones made life hard whilst it was in very close proximity to Amarr staging systems turning the whole affair into a defacto siege.

In fairness, we live 10 jumps away through some of the busiest parts of the warzone. That's why we only managed to stop you bashing the hub 5 times.

Hold a minute here.. isn't the usual story that we're blue to all the pirates.

10 jumps doesn't matter because all the pirates are scared of you anyway!

Who's Loaded Dice?

zkillboard says Loaded Dice (at 136 members) for the month of June they have about ~60 some kills and ~60 some losses. Hoplite Brigade (at 151 members) has ~600 some kills and ~700 some losses. MCF1B (at 83 members) has ~900 some kills and ~150 losses. It doesn't seem like Loaded Dice actually play by comparison to two of the bigger entities in the Min/Amarr FW zone.

I mean congrats for taking another system. But considering it is claimed to be the fortress system of a group that has a tenth of the kills and losses of other FW entities in this thread, it feels like you staked a claim in an empty house at downtime when everyone in other houses was asleep.

Good job?

Before someone reports me, I am not "posting of links to kill reports from any third party site, or the direct copy-pasting of kill reports from in game". My post is not a violation of the rules. No need to purge me like other people in this thread have been purged.

not all.

It has been a good weekend for both militias all around, we've both got some very good fights and it's nice to see bodies like Hoplite, Ghosts and U'K out in force again.

Loaded dice are a shadow of what they were. Only a few of their member base are active as their kill board shows and from what I understand those who are still playing live in huola now days not tannakan. So counting tannakan as a fortress system is false.

Only system that warrants that tag presently is las due to PYREs presence. The kam-kourm-auga cluster is fairly strong but not worthy of fortress as of yet.

Minmatar may be losing many individual fights vs the Amarr but they have the active pilots to come back again and again until their goal is achieved. winning the battle does not mean you win the war. There is little stomach on the amarr side to commit to plexing fleets to push the warzone back currently mainly due to a lack of willing FCs for militia fleets.

all credit the minmatar FCs for having such high activity in their push for warzone control. We shall see in the coming weeks and months if you can go the distance and what the amarr can do in response.

I hope to see you active near kamela again soon :)

I don't think all of NEOS and Old man lives in Sahtogas just some of there pilots, although flexpoint do but they are neutral russians who are friendly to NEOS and OMG.

Perhaps I suppose it should be put in a similar bracket with kam/kourm/auga cluster. It would be awkward to take but that all depends on the attacking force and there level of organisation.

Farmers wont "abandon" ship until your at T2. The more immediate effect will be that as the number of systems for them to O plex reduces as you bash them more of them will move over the the Cal/gal warzone. And of course the mission running farmers.

Also quite how you attribute the farmers to any level of fun baffles me completely. Fun, in my opinion, comes from fights between 2 fleets who both have a reasonable chance of success and thus stay on field for a decent amount of time.

I have been informed that this is where the Bestest Posting is currently happening.

Can someone, uh, TL;DR this thread for me so far?

TL:DR:

Scope Works "CHARGE"

PYRE "You can't be serious?"

Mini Mil "Yey we have friends!"

The Second fight was against the Asylum and former members of Loaded Dice, bringing in cruisers against the MinmatarGÇÖs Frigates and Destroyers. However as one frigate went down, a cruiser was exchanged and turned into scrap. Tit for tat until the cruisers had to leave the system dwindling down to more and more pods. It was then that Anslo needed to step down, his job done and the Minmatar left to take objectives in relative peace.

Right well...tears alert I guess :(

Looks like our little offensive in Huola will need to fall by the wayside. We gave the system a good run however as with many things in a militia the lowest common denominator can drag everyone else down to their level.

We had all sorts of madness FCs on the original push in one timezone simply were not continuing the attack and the rest of us did not notice until it was too late. Neither did they have the courtesy to tell us what they were doing... Through ought the second offensive (after some copious ranting by yours truly) we did much better. However there were still problems...for example one lunatic even had the gall to assume command of the assault fleet whilst the main FC had a 15 minute break for lunch and instead of continuing the attack TOOK THE WHOLE FLEET TO NULL SEC. It took the returning FC over an hour to extract them again...

With friends like those who needs Amarr Militia right? We had a few characters like that who put their own lack of attention span above the hard work of the militia FCs and pilots who fought hard in recent days and allowed the slavers to recover ground quickly. I am going to have to make a conscious effort not to Awox those guys when I'm next in fleet with them. Also disappointing that enough militia pilots listened to those clowns to derail things.

Gf to The Asylum, No Handlebars and the other pirates we had to fight constantly. Had some fun times. Plant potty or whatever you name is I hate your Incursus. Please link the fit to me!

Gf to PYRE when they came around. Very well done to Old Man Gang in Caldari Militia and Neos Fleet of Amarr Militia. Do you ever ever give up? Really frustrating bunch of people.

Onto the positives though.

A big o7 to the militia FCs who pushed the system hard many of whom flew through multiple timezones and burned the midnight oil to make things work you are legends and I hope you get some well deserved rest!

Also massive kudos to our logistics and industrial teams who have performed quiet heroics all their own without (much) complaint.

Obviously thanks to all the militia pilots who kept forming up and sticking to the plan. The best FC in the world is nothing but a chatty soloist if they don't have solid and skilled pilots at their back!

I think it is worth noting that such a sustained and co-ordinated assault in the face of such opposition by Mini Mil when we are down numbers would have been outright unthinkable 3 months ago. We have all come a long way hopefully as our veterans and command staff come back to full strength after the summer has finished distracting us all we can take another shot at it.

I'm going to have a rest! I guess my assets in Huola will have to wait a bit longer in the 24 IC hanger!

Rofl. Burn Huola is the dumbest thing any militia has ever tried to do.

However, with all the good comes the bad. Kalo Askold's fleet was filled with neutral parties, soon as if by a cruel fate a Minmatar fleet lead by Hopilite Renee Chanlin was face to face against the larger fleet lead by Kalo Askold. WIth Kalo Askold warning them the FoF indicators were not set and to be careful some Minmatar pilots still fired upon her fleet, leading Ms. Askold to make a decision to target call against her own comrades to keep the neutral allies from falling to the cruisers and frigates trying to assault those she was leading. While regrettable, no losses were suffered by her side thanks to the support of logistics.

Huh?

Rofl. Burn Huola is the dumbest thing any militia has ever tried to do. Welcome to the #BurnHuola wave bro.

Kalo Askold...

Kalo Askold...

KaloGÇÖs...

Kalo Askold ...

Kalo Askold's ... Kalo Askold... Kalo Askold... Ms. Askold

11/10 would do again, best time ive ever had in eve.

That is about what I am saying. Also Renee, much respect for your ability out there, I need to fly AU TZ more so I can shoot you more often quality opponents are a nice thing to have :)

Plant potty or whatever you name is I hate your Incursus. Please link the fit to me!

Standard fit, I've lost a bunch, so it's easy to find. It's all about the drugs, though.

Nowt wrong with making a declaration of intent so that a few ... (well .. erm ... everyone and their cousin's wife's uncles best friend) turns up for the fight.

Burn Huola was a success at giving everyone something to live and die for. Far more important than holding some POS over a bit of moon goo.

Someone should really time one in the Winter though, not the summer.

Shame I missed this burnhuola attempt, but lets pen one in for next year aye? ))

You didnt miss it, you just didnt participate.

Isn't that... uh... missing... it?
I mean, like, I wasn't there - I didn't know - and so I didn't take part, right?

CrosiPlz what are you even trying to say bro )))




PS: I can't even log in atm. #internet.

Um, but you were there. Instead of participating you were looking for booster kills that were never going to happen :)

Both you and your alt was there. I tackled your orthorus for a bit in my maulus. I also brought in command ships for boosters after you tried to bump my t3s off gates and others were probing.

My understanding was that you dont have the constitution to deal with being in the meat grinder and just flitted about at 150km +.

Not sure why you would pretend to have not been there at all. Perhaps it suits some subtle narrative. If so, im sorry for exposing it.

That explains it. Though doesnt look like its over to me on dotlan :)

*repeatedly bashes head against desk*

is it that bad being in Skopewerkz?

This News Update Brought to You By the Scope Works! Scope Works: News now with 100% more anti-matter!

Today readers we have another update from the Amarr and Minmatar warzone! Last night two consecutive fighting fleets one advised by Anslo and the other by Kalo Askold dug right into the heart of the Amarrians and the pirate factions patrolling the warzone! During the first fleet Anslo helped the Minmatar Fleet commander and a group of Minmatar fighters to circle outposts at an undisclosed location; matching the onslaught of Darma Sutra until their Confessor class destroyers began to fall one after the other. Each one cut down allowing more Minmatar to live and continue to capture the objectives until all outpost signals in the system were turned.

The Second fight was against the Asylum and former members of Loaded Dice, bringing in cruisers against the MinmatarGÇÖs Frigates and Destroyers. However as one frigate went down, a cruiser was exchanged and turned into scrap. Tit for tat until the cruisers had to leave the system dwindling down to more and more pods. It was then that Anslo needed to step down, his job done and the Minmatar left to take objectives in relative peace.

Kalo AskoldGÇÖs fleet took another approach, softening up the warzone while the rest of the Militia could continue to take systems without many large fleets around. The pilot taking frigates and destroyer class ships and leading them into the heart of Pyre and the Asylum; only to destroy both fleets.

Within Lasleinur Pyre tried to match the frigates and destroyers with a fleet of battlecruisers and cruisers; only to die on the gate they just appeared on. The use of the Jackdaw by Morathia and Riker557118 to capture the enemy Fleet commander to force them to stay; and the use of energy destabilizers tore into the battlecruisers until they simply were grinded into space debris!

However as the fleet continued, Pyre tried to counter with the use of Federation Navy Vexors; one of PyreGÇÖs pilots claiming itGÇÖs because a single griffin using multi-spectral ECM was too damaging against any fleet that was not spider tanked at its core. KaloGÇÖs fleet quickly departed to Todifrauan for revelries and a break to refuel and rearm; the Vexors unwilling or unable to follow.

As the night continued Kalo Askold commanded the fleet to continue onwards towards Huola hoping for a fight and to keep Asylum within their own system. With Pilot Morathia commanding the smaller scout fleet, it was quickly found that Asylum was engaging another pirate corporation; the Minmatar fleet quickly pouncing on both and obliterating everything in its path while suffering minimal losses.

However, with all the good comes the bad. Kalo Askold's fleet was filled with neutral parties, soon as if by a cruel fate a Minmatar fleet lead by Hopilite Renee Chanlin was face to face against the larger fleet lead by Kalo Askold. WIth Kalo Askold warning them the FoF indicators were not set and to be careful some Minmatar pilots still fired upon her fleet, leading Ms. Askold to make a decision to target call against her own comrades to keep the neutral allies from falling to the cruisers and frigates trying to assault those she was leading. While regrettable, no losses were suffered by her side thanks to the support of logistics.

Thank you dear readers for your continued support for the Scope Works News Updates

Remember to file all complaints about this report to Milo Caman; our Scope Works news PR head.

Your enemy shouldn't know who is giving your orders and if they do, you've mad a mistake. All is fair in love and war, espeacially in New Eden.

Who are you even replying to?
Also what is this even supposed to mean?

So I wake up at about 5:30am (4:30am Eve) in a bit of a spin. We had the first day of our 3 day English Summer yesterday and I took the Wife n child to the pub.

Anyway, I realise that I desperately need to switch the computer on coz.... ...well my Car Tax ran out at midnight so I'd better do it now (I have to drive to work in 2 hours).

That took 2 mins. Figured I'd log in to Eve and see what's up. On comms I get dragged into fleet channel and ordered to help.

It turns out that Minmatar FW are trying to nick one of the spiritual homes of Amarr FW under the noses of the few resident that live there (whilst they sleep). How uncouth.

On my way to grab an Oracle in Auga I get a quick solo in Vard and then move the Oracle to Oyonata and eventually get called to dock up.

Skirmish ensues on the i-hub with a few MCF1B w/a few friends and an i-hub bash fleet. A couple of losses on both sides. I managed to tank 3 strikes from Tornado's and survive in hull. They flee. A buy an Algos on local market and fit it up a bit with local stock. Give my Oracle to our guy who lost one. We deplex a bit and I log for work.

Thanks for an entertaining 90mins (mostly).


TLDR

You shall not Ninja! Sahtogas should be ok for a nice fight in prime time (EU)

Scope works

Looks like our heroes have stopped these attempts for now despite being out of TZ. Maybe we get another day of fighting out of this before someone ninjas it ^^

The day continues with the minmatar pushing Sahtogas to vulnerable, forming some harebrained "lets kill the ihub before anyone notices" scheme, then dying to neutrals and scurrying back into their holes.

We'll see if this goes on another day, but I wouldn't be surprised if it comes down to russians dropping dreads in the dead of night.

Anyway, I figured this is good enough to keep the previous employeers happy and maybe Pyre will continue to repeat my name in a post over and over...and over again. It really is flattering; almost as flattering as some of the mail I got after cutting open a drifter.

Great, being asked to go back to my former job and give another 'viewpoint' of the warzone so Anslo will get off my rear-end.

Kalo Askold leaves an exquisite corpse