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Slinky Redfoot
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:10:00 -
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1) Women are the superior race.Period.
2) The Y-Chromosome (the bit of DNA which creates manliness) is on its way out.
3) They invented cloning and vibrators!
4) Shyalud
5) Jade Constantine
The above list proves beyond a doubt that men shouldn't exist, and women turned into a bunch of self-cloning immortal femi****'s.
Now tell me, why are there still men in this universe? 
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Aturayd
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:12:00 -
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Whos going to think up all your ideas if there are no men?
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:12:00 -
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Edited by: Lianhaun on 12/11/2003 23:13:29
when we're lazy we want slaves to hold the...nm
This is not a hijack
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Murple
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:12:00 -
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Two reasons...
1) To kill spiders
2) To open the pickle jar
Gotta love my city-sized roid vacuum cleaner! |
Lliad
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:25:00 -
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Coz we need ppl to invent things and do real work.
Do you really think it was a Woman that invented battle ships ,jump gates ect.?
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Znaei
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:27:00 -
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W00t?!?!?! 
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |
Chucky
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:29:00 -
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You forgot take out the garbage, fix the car, mow the lawn and most importantly..... buy women expensive useless things
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Two reasons...
1) To kill spiders
2) To open the pickle jar
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:51:00 -
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1) Women are the superior race.Period.
Women aren't even a race. They're a gender. And nature knows more about evolution than we do, she's been playing the game for four thousand million years. We might *think* we can eliminate the male species and still survive, but I'd lay very long odds against us actually managing it.
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Icarus Thorne
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Posted - 2003.11.13 00:57:00 -
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I suspect you've been watching too much television with its constant not-so-subtle message that men are losers. Look at commercials, for example. How often is it the man playing the fool? Close enough to 100% to make no difference.
I pity those growing up today that have never known anything other than the bull**** 'woman=good'/'man=bad' message being pumped out on all channels, at least in North America. It must be pretty difficult to avoid absorbing it to some extent during your formative years.
Men have as much a right to exist as women, and as much potential to live a worthy life. Anyone who tries to deny this is quite frankly evil. The fact that women have become less dependent on men in modern times does not make men useless or redundant. Society needs them and their children need them.
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Froztwolf
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:07:00 -
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Now there is a reality show I would watch: Lets put 20 women in one apartment or desert island or whatever (All vibrators allowed) with not a man in sight. Then we sit back, relax and see what happens.
All sexism aside, men are simply better for some tasks.
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:15:00 -
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All sexism aside, men are simply better for some tasks.
Like punching things, lifting things, and having a *****. Just to name a few.
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Moving again, comfort of the chase
Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Pojo
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:54:00 -
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PMS
"Caldari capacity for good is only exceeded by our capacity for evil"
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Tabius
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:59:00 -
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1) Women are the superior race.Period.
2) The Y-Chromosome (the bit of DNA which creates manliness) is on its way out.
3) They invented cloning and vibrators!
4) Shyalud
5) Jade Constantine
The above list proves beyond a doubt that men shouldn't exist, and women turned into a bunch of self-cloning immortal femi****'s.
Now tell me, why are there still men in this universe?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... you're either a guy trying to be funny... or a typical chick with an empty noggin and not enough sausage in the right places....
either way... nice post 
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.13 02:09:00 -
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1) Women are the superior race.Period.
2) The Y-Chromosome (the bit of DNA which creates manliness) is on its way out.
3) They invented cloning and vibrators!
4) Shyalud
5) Jade Constantine
6) multiple orgasms
Its so incredibly unfair i don't know who to focus my anger and frustration on: God, women, or defenseless animals.
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"For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.11.13 02:27:00 -
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6) multiple orgasms
Its so incredibly unfair i don't know who to focus my anger and frustration on: God, women, or defenseless animals.
Defenseless animals. ****ing off the other two is astoundingly dangerous. 
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2003.11.13 05:44:00 -
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Women dont know how to drive.
Christ only knows what they will be like flying a battleship.
E.T. Radio - designed to enhance your flying experience....
http://radio.evesound.net:8000/evetrance.ogg.m3u |
Harper
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Posted - 2003.11.13 06:04:00 -
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wades through the rampant knee-deep sexism and beats everyone who posted here to death .. except herself
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Riana Tabost
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Posted - 2003.11.13 06:22:00 -
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Men help stimulate the economy. They keep breaking and shooting things...
Without men the market in eve would bottom out in about a week...
 
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May I recommend a Cybernetic Subprocessor?.. That's an intelligence implant, sweetheart.
Ideas Lab - Reprocessing |
Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.11.13 09:25:00 -
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They tried.
However, in the final battle, the male of the species drew up their defence lines just behind a parade of shops selling stylish (but competitively priced) shoes... Ever since then, there's been an uneasy truce.
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.11.13 09:42:00 -
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1) Women are the superior race.Period.
Puntastic!
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Perera
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:19:00 -
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Can you imagine the fairer sex ruling EvE? There wouldn't be any wars, conflicts, alliances, shooting matches or smack talk... just every 28 days some *intense* negotiations.
And what about all these lovely weapons we have at our disposal - nothing anymore would kill you, it would just make you feel bad for a while.
I'd like to see Scope report on that one - "Hello, good evening and welcome to tonight's Galactic broadcast, the headlines: today, the Caldari Navy unveiled it lastest, greater power EW Weapon Jammer and the weapons fair in Iidoken. Named the "Oh, and I suppose you know what you're apologising for Multispectral", once locked and powered up, it fills the entire crew of the target vessel with the irrational desire to put on their jackets and **** off down the pub in morbid despair..."
Women, you gotta love em. One at a time is preferable. Except for two called Sally and Stella I met once.
Perera - Corp shrink!
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:24:00 -
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Can you imagine the fairer sex ruling EvE? There wouldn't be any wars, conflicts, alliances, shooting matches or smack talk... just every 28 days some *intense* negotiations.
You hang with the wrong type of wenches.
This is not a hijack
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Roba
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:26:00 -
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This thread isn't even worth responding to.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:28:00 -
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Women, religion and land: Most common causes of war.
So, next time you see a Nun staking a claim to some turf, run like hell.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Varia
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:00:00 -
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Two reasons...
1) To kill spiders
Yuck spiders, but I don't like them being hurt.
Out of interest what Slinky has posted is a possibility over time as men have only 1 Y-Chromosome and women have 2 X ū Chromosome.
Essentially We have a backup Chromosome where as you donĘt.
Women that strive to equal men lack ambition. |
Avon
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:12:00 -
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There are far too many people here bashing the fairer sex.
I for one won't join in.
Women are great, every guy should own one!
Anyway, I am off to open a Caldari Chocolate Bar...
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Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Hackett
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:46:00 -
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If there were just women in EvE imagine the chaos at staions - the reversing in to each other, the parking over 2 battleship spaces, the stopping in front of the dock exit to apply lipstick........
*Runs and hides in the furthest sytem away he can find*
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:49:00 -
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*Runs and hides in the furthest sytem away he can find*
Just go somewhere that requires map reading. You'll be quite safe.
(Oh, this is very, very sad of us...but a lil' post-feminist backlash has to be allowed from time to time)
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:49:00 -
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If there were just women in EvE imagine the chaos at staions - the reversing in to each other, the parking over 2 battleship spaces, the stopping in front of the dock exit to apply lipstick........
*Runs and hides in the furthest sytem away he can find*
Yeah, no men in Eve - I'd really miss all that pettiness, geekiness and pedanticism...
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:55:00 -
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Quote:
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If there were just women in EvE imagine the chaos at staions - the reversing in to each other, the parking over 2 battleship spaces, the stopping in front of the dock exit to apply lipstick........
*Runs and hides in the furthest sytem away he can find*
Yeah, no men in Eve - I'd really miss all that pettiness, geekiness and pedanticism...
U know I was kidding
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