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Slinky Redfoot
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:10:00 -
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1) Women are the superior race.Period.
2) The Y-Chromosome (the bit of DNA which creates manliness) is on its way out.
3) They invented cloning and vibrators!
4) Shyalud
5) Jade Constantine
The above list proves beyond a doubt that men shouldn't exist, and women turned into a bunch of self-cloning immortal femi****'s.
Now tell me, why are there still men in this universe? 
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Aturayd
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:12:00 -
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Whos going to think up all your ideas if there are no men?
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:12:00 -
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Edited by: Lianhaun on 12/11/2003 23:13:29
when we're lazy we want slaves to hold the...nm
This is not a hijack
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Murple
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:12:00 -
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Two reasons...
1) To kill spiders
2) To open the pickle jar
Gotta love my city-sized roid vacuum cleaner! |
Lliad
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:25:00 -
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Coz we need ppl to invent things and do real work.
Do you really think it was a Woman that invented battle ships ,jump gates ect.?
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Znaei
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:27:00 -
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W00t?!?!?! 
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |
Chucky
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:29:00 -
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You forgot take out the garbage, fix the car, mow the lawn and most importantly..... buy women expensive useless things
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2003.11.12 23:51:00 -
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1) Women are the superior race.Period.
Women aren't even a race. They're a gender. And nature knows more about evolution than we do, she's been playing the game for four thousand million years. We might *think* we can eliminate the male species and still survive, but I'd lay very long odds against us actually managing it.
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Icarus Thorne
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Posted - 2003.11.13 00:57:00 -
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I suspect you've been watching too much television with its constant not-so-subtle message that men are losers. Look at commercials, for example. How often is it the man playing the fool? Close enough to 100% to make no difference.
I pity those growing up today that have never known anything other than the bull**** 'woman=good'/'man=bad' message being pumped out on all channels, at least in North America. It must be pretty difficult to avoid absorbing it to some extent during your formative years.
Men have as much a right to exist as women, and as much potential to live a worthy life. Anyone who tries to deny this is quite frankly evil. The fact that women have become less dependent on men in modern times does not make men useless or redundant. Society needs them and their children need them.
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Froztwolf
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:07:00 -
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Now there is a reality show I would watch: Lets put 20 women in one apartment or desert island or whatever (All vibrators allowed) with not a man in sight. Then we sit back, relax and see what happens.
All sexism aside, men are simply better for some tasks.
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:15:00 -
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All sexism aside, men are simply better for some tasks.
Like punching things, lifting things, and having a *****. Just to name a few.
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Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Pojo
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:54:00 -
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PMS
"Caldari capacity for good is only exceeded by our capacity for evil"
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Tabius
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Posted - 2003.11.13 01:59:00 -
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1) Women are the superior race.Period.
2) The Y-Chromosome (the bit of DNA which creates manliness) is on its way out.
3) They invented cloning and vibrators!
4) Shyalud
5) Jade Constantine
The above list proves beyond a doubt that men shouldn't exist, and women turned into a bunch of self-cloning immortal femi****'s.
Now tell me, why are there still men in this universe?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... you're either a guy trying to be funny... or a typical chick with an empty noggin and not enough sausage in the right places....
either way... nice post 
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.13 02:09:00 -
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1) Women are the superior race.Period.
2) The Y-Chromosome (the bit of DNA which creates manliness) is on its way out.
3) They invented cloning and vibrators!
4) Shyalud
5) Jade Constantine
6) multiple orgasms
Its so incredibly unfair i don't know who to focus my anger and frustration on: God, women, or defenseless animals.
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-Rudyard Kipling
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Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.11.13 02:27:00 -
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6) multiple orgasms
Its so incredibly unfair i don't know who to focus my anger and frustration on: God, women, or defenseless animals.
Defenseless animals. ****ing off the other two is astoundingly dangerous. 
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2003.11.13 05:44:00 -
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Women dont know how to drive.
Christ only knows what they will be like flying a battleship.
E.T. Radio - designed to enhance your flying experience....
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Harper
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Posted - 2003.11.13 06:04:00 -
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wades through the rampant knee-deep sexism and beats everyone who posted here to death .. except herself
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Riana Tabost
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Posted - 2003.11.13 06:22:00 -
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Men help stimulate the economy. They keep breaking and shooting things...
Without men the market in eve would bottom out in about a week...
 
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.11.13 09:25:00 -
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They tried.
However, in the final battle, the male of the species drew up their defence lines just behind a parade of shops selling stylish (but competitively priced) shoes... Ever since then, there's been an uneasy truce.
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.11.13 09:42:00 -
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1) Women are the superior race.Period.
Puntastic!
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Perera
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:19:00 -
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Can you imagine the fairer sex ruling EvE? There wouldn't be any wars, conflicts, alliances, shooting matches or smack talk... just every 28 days some *intense* negotiations.
And what about all these lovely weapons we have at our disposal - nothing anymore would kill you, it would just make you feel bad for a while.
I'd like to see Scope report on that one - "Hello, good evening and welcome to tonight's Galactic broadcast, the headlines: today, the Caldari Navy unveiled it lastest, greater power EW Weapon Jammer and the weapons fair in Iidoken. Named the "Oh, and I suppose you know what you're apologising for Multispectral", once locked and powered up, it fills the entire crew of the target vessel with the irrational desire to put on their jackets and **** off down the pub in morbid despair..."
Women, you gotta love em. One at a time is preferable. Except for two called Sally and Stella I met once.
Perera - Corp shrink!
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:24:00 -
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Can you imagine the fairer sex ruling EvE? There wouldn't be any wars, conflicts, alliances, shooting matches or smack talk... just every 28 days some *intense* negotiations.
You hang with the wrong type of wenches.
This is not a hijack
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Roba
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:26:00 -
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This thread isn't even worth responding to.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.11.13 10:28:00 -
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Women, religion and land: Most common causes of war.
So, next time you see a Nun staking a claim to some turf, run like hell.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Varia
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:00:00 -
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Two reasons...
1) To kill spiders
Yuck spiders, but I don't like them being hurt.
Out of interest what Slinky has posted is a possibility over time as men have only 1 Y-Chromosome and women have 2 X ū Chromosome.
Essentially We have a backup Chromosome where as you donĘt.
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Avon
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:12:00 -
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There are far too many people here bashing the fairer sex.
I for one won't join in.
Women are great, every guy should own one!
Anyway, I am off to open a Caldari Chocolate Bar...
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They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Hackett
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:46:00 -
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If there were just women in EvE imagine the chaos at staions - the reversing in to each other, the parking over 2 battleship spaces, the stopping in front of the dock exit to apply lipstick........
*Runs and hides in the furthest sytem away he can find*
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:49:00 -
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*Runs and hides in the furthest sytem away he can find*
Just go somewhere that requires map reading. You'll be quite safe.
(Oh, this is very, very sad of us...but a lil' post-feminist backlash has to be allowed from time to time)
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:49:00 -
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If there were just women in EvE imagine the chaos at staions - the reversing in to each other, the parking over 2 battleship spaces, the stopping in front of the dock exit to apply lipstick........
*Runs and hides in the furthest sytem away he can find*
Yeah, no men in Eve - I'd really miss all that pettiness, geekiness and pedanticism...
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:55:00 -
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Quote:
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If there were just women in EvE imagine the chaos at staions - the reversing in to each other, the parking over 2 battleship spaces, the stopping in front of the dock exit to apply lipstick........
*Runs and hides in the furthest sytem away he can find*
Yeah, no men in Eve - I'd really miss all that pettiness, geekiness and pedanticism...
U know I was kidding
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Pychian Vanervi
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Posted - 2003.11.13 11:57:00 -
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I guess some of you guys have never been arround women much with some of the comments.
If women ruled Eve there would be no conflicts, my arse. They are a volatile bunch and if they get a bee in their bonet at the wrong time then vengence is a dish they serve well done!!
At least us guys have a couple of abilities they don't like, listening to reason and logic.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.13 12:01:00 -
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At least us guys have a couple of abilities they don't like, listening to reason and logic.
You are joking right? Have you seen all the posts about pirates/carebears/jump in lag/gate camping/boo hoo my ship died?
Hmm, lots of very reasonable and logical replies on those threads...
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.11.13 12:06:00 -
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Dont make me go all
(A&B)-> C, C nk (AvB)
on you
besides, some men in EvE are aloud to stay, if only because i get free blackbird
This is not a hijack
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.13 12:12:00 -
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besides, some men in EvE are aloud to stay, if only because i get free blackbird
Tart!
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Pychian Vanervi
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Posted - 2003.11.13 12:16:00 -
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Quote:
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At least us guys have a couple of abilities they don't like, listening to reason and logic.
You are joking right? Have you seen all the posts about pirates/carebears/jump in lag/gate camping/boo hoo my ship died?
Hmm, lots of very reasonable and logical replies on those threads...
Ok so there are a few exceptions, er..... or maybe a lot but the real men just get on with things and deal with them in the only way they know how. By scratching their balls and necking 10 bottles of beer, makes everything seem better even womens looks so can't be bad!!
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Thael Danar
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Posted - 2003.11.13 12:36:00 -
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Must be honest, I would be surprised if even half of the 'women' in the game are actually women anyway. Probably less than that. |
Dark Nyte
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Posted - 2003.11.13 12:44:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Nyte on 13/11/2003 12:48:50
women in Eve are only good for one thing... their avatars
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Valisk
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Posted - 2003.11.13 13:19:00 -
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I really miss the Space Lounge around here...
DAB Eve Division |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.11.13 13:27:00 -
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Women, religion and land: Most common causes of war.
So, next time you see a Nun staking a claim to some turf, run like hell.
Hey Josh have you read the study that proposes that wars are fought for protein? It's an interesting idea and a big stretch these days but it makes a good read.
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Lidza
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Posted - 2003.11.13 14:33:00 -
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MrPops
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Posted - 2003.11.13 15:44:00 -
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Edited by: MrPops on 13/11/2003 15:50:31
You need men in this world because women are biiiiiottcches to each other. Women can't even be friends to each other without one of them being a backstabber.
Did you know that in corporate American, women executives are the first to discriminate other women? They just don't play fair. A woman is most likely to limit another woman's advance and success in the work place as well.
Did you know, women would rather have a male leader? Even if Hillary Clinton were to run for president, she would be popular, but most likely she would lose the race to an equally talented male candidate. Women just know better than to have another biiiiottcchhhzz looking out for them.
Women just can't along. Yes, some do have long time friendships but that's very rare. Women are very competitive, envious, jealous, and scheeming with each other. That's why they need men in the middle, otherwise they would drive each other insane, not to mention monthly outbursts of catfights and melodrama.
Why do you think females love *** male friends?
Because they don't have to worry about another chick stealing their boyfriend and they come with some of those male qualities women love plus the knowledge of fashion, culture, and the feminine side women love to talk about with each other.
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.13 15:48:00 -
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You need men in this world because women are biiiiiottcches to each other. Women can't even be friends to each other without one of them being a backstabber.
Did you know that in corporate American, women executives are the first to discriminate other women? They just don't play fair. A woman is most likely to limit another woman's advance and success in the work place as well.
Did you know, women would rather have a male leader? Even if Hillary Clinton were to run for president, she would be popular, but most likely she would lose the race to an equally talented male candidate. Women just know better than to have another biiiiottcchhhzz looking out for them.
Women just can't along. Yes, some do have long time friendships but that's very rare. Women are very competitive, envious, jealous, and scheeming with each other. That's why they need men in the middle, otherwise they would drive each other insane, not to mention monthly outbursts of catfights and melodrama.
Yeah yeah yeah, and I can provide a list of "sources" that say just the opposite... your point?
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MrPops
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Posted - 2003.11.13 16:10:00 -
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Edited by: MrPops on 13/11/2003 16:13:30
Edited by: MrPops on 13/11/2003 16:12:10
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Quote:
You need men in this world because women are biiiiiottcches to each other. Women can't even be friends to each other without one of them being a backstabber.
Did you know that in corporate American, women executives are the first to discriminate other women? They just don't play fair. A woman is most likely to limit another woman's advance and success in the work place as well.
Did you know, women would rather have a male leader? Even if Hillary Clinton were to run for president, she would be popular, but most likely she would lose the race to an equally talented male candidate. Women just know better than to have another biiiiottcchhhzz looking out for them.
Women just can't along. Yes, some do have long time friendships but that's very rare. Women are very competitive, envious, jealous, and scheeming with each other. That's why they need men in the middle, otherwise they would drive each other insane, not to mention monthly outbursts of catfights and melodrama.
Yeah yeah yeah, and I can provide a list of "sources" that say just the opposite... your point?
LOL c'mon now, you know it's true. Any woman that says otherwise is either in denial or part of a small minority that manages to have true female friends that won't turn around on them whenever something gets in between. Or they are simply l**bian ;)
A common complaint from women is that they can't be friends with other women or they have very few of them. They simply can't get along.
One group of women who say the opposite are the ones who are too young to know better. Specially the teeny boppers still in highschool with large groups of "friends" who swear they are best friends. They just don't know what's waiting for them after graduation.
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.11.13 16:16:00 -
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Generalisations, don't you just love them! A bit like sentences that start with "Well, you ask anyone..." and "From my experience..." and "All my [insert social demographic of your choice] say its true/false/im right/im wrong/your wrong/the government sucks"
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Drethen Nerevitas
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Posted - 2003.11.13 16:30:00 -
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Simple answer, we'd beat them up if they tried something like that .
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IMPORTANT: Devs (and players) please take notice.
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Davian Windspear
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Posted - 2003.11.13 16:43:00 -
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Women suck!!!
hell... Put em in charge i say!!!!
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Dark Nyte
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Posted - 2003.11.13 16:48:00 -
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Edited by: MrPops on 13/11/2003 15:50:31
You need men in this world because women are biiiiiottcches to each other. Women can't even be friends to each other without one of them being a backstabber.
Did you know that in corporate American, women executives are the first to discriminate other women? They just don't play fair. A woman is most likely to limit another woman's advance and success in the work place as well.
Did you know, women would rather have a male leader? Even if Hillary Clinton were to run for president, she would be popular, but most likely she would lose the race to an equally talented male candidate. Women just know better than to have another biiiiottcchhhzz looking out for them.
Women just can't along. Yes, some do have long time friendships but that's very rare. Women are very competitive, envious, jealous, and scheeming with each other. That's why they need men in the middle, otherwise they would drive each other insane, not to mention monthly outbursts of catfights and melodrama.
Why do you think females love *** male friends?
Because they don't have to worry about another chick stealing their boyfriend and they come with some of those male qualities women love plus the knowledge of fashion, culture, and the feminine side women love to talk about with each other.
comming from me this is rich, but you don't think you are going over the top just a tad ?
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Drethen Nerevitas
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Posted - 2003.11.13 16:50:00 -
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Women suck!!!
hell... Put em in charge i say!!!!
Low. Just low.
Aren't we all  .
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IMPORTANT: Devs (and players) please take notice.
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MrPops
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Posted - 2003.11.13 17:07:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
Edited by: MrPops on 13/11/2003 15:50:31
You need men in this world because women are biiiiiottcches to each other. Women can't even be friends to each other without one of them being a backstabber.
Did you know that in corporate American, women executives are the first to discriminate other women? They just don't play fair. A woman is most likely to limit another woman's advance and success in the work place as well.
Did you know, women would rather have a male leader? Even if Hillary Clinton were to run for president, she would be popular, but most likely she would lose the race to an equally talented male candidate. Women just know better than to have another biiiiottcchhhzz looking out for them.
Women just can't along. Yes, some do have long time friendships but that's very rare. Women are very competitive, envious, jealous, and scheeming with each other. That's why they need men in the middle, otherwise they would drive each other insane, not to mention monthly outbursts of catfights and melodrama.
Why do you think females love *** male friends?
Because they don't have to worry about another chick stealing their boyfriend and they come with some of those male qualities women love plus the knowledge of fashion, culture, and the feminine side women love to talk about with each other.
comming from me this is rich, but you don't think you are going over the top just a tad ?
HAHA :) nahh just having a bit of fun and taking it to the next level.
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
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threeD
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Posted - 2003.11.13 17:12:00 -
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Did you know, women would rather have a male leader? Even if Hillary Clinton were to run for president, she would be popular, but most likely she would lose the race to an equally talented male candidate. Women just know better than to have another biiiiottcchhhzz looking out for them.
pah, I say to you. Ol' Maggie was a FEARSOME leader - one Argie kid with a knife hoists his flag in the Falklands, and Maggie sends the BOYS in. Pesky kid wont be flyin his flag no more.
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Sykosys
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Posted - 2003.11.13 17:17:00 -
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Two reasons...
1) To kill spiders
2) To open the pickle jar
Everybody Loves raymond!!!
Heh that was a classic episode. LOLOLOL
Heh if women ruled everything you would see more backstabbing than a freakin lvl 40 Thief.
Heh to quote someone " Women, Can't live with em, ya can't Kill'em"
But they do know how to tell you when your completly wrong that well...you are LOL
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Confused Pete
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Posted - 2003.11.13 17:34:00 -
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Edited by: Confused Pete on 13/11/2003 17:36:39
Cuz 'three legged women' is just wrong.
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mk ultra
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Posted - 2003.11.13 18:11:00 -
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lol without men women would have no one to blame for their problems ...
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<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
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APENRAR
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Posted - 2003.11.13 18:17:00 -
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IH YOU CAN READ THIS THE ***** FELL OFF
'nough said
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Kennian
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Posted - 2003.11.13 18:21:00 -
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let's see...
while women are SLIGHTLY more intelegent than men....
Men are more inqusitive, stronger, faster, more inventive and have far better hand/eye cordination.
the human race would suffer if women were all that was left, as it would if men were all that was left. Humans are VERY sexual creatures and without a outlet for sexual tension <no, vibrators and masterbation dosnt count> people grow depressed and such
just my .2 isk
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2003.11.13 22:48:00 -
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let's see...
while women are SLIGHTLY more intelegent than men....
Men are more inqusitive, stronger, faster, more inventive and have far better hand/eye cordination.
On the average.
That's the bit everyone always misses.
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Kennian
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Posted - 2003.11.13 23:08:00 -
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...i knew i forgot to put that in there...yea, on average...
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Znaei
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Posted - 2003.11.13 23:15:00 -
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Women suck!!!
hell... Put em in charge i say!!!!
Yeah! Too bad not all swallow
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |
Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.13 23:58:00 -
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time to let this thread die.
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