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Drunaii Takleh Gallente Nakama Sentai Gemini Federation	Posted - 2006.11.23 00:20:00 - [1] I've never posted before, but this was too funny to not share (for the purpose of the forum the person in question will be left anonymous): [23:38:27] ANON > hey how mutch is to by titan and where can i do that [23:38:47] Joaquima > mate - you can't buy a titan [23:38:51] Drunaii Takleh > about 100billion [23:38:56] Drunaii Takleh > and 3 years of skills [23:39:07] Maiara Nita > you cant buy a titan as of yet, you have to build it, and it takes about 120 billion isk of materiels [23:39:10] ANON > ya o k but where can i find it [23:39:33] ANON > what do oyu mean biuld it [23:39:37] Drunaii Takleh > go south a bit to Acendancy space, when you see people running in terror your in the right place [23:39:47] Drunaii Takleh > just wait and hope it does something stupid [23:39:51] Joaquima > =D [23:39:57] Maiara Nita > as in put materiels and blue print in oven and wait for it to get done [23:40:43] Uni Zueto > client locked on jump in..it happens 3 times a day [23:41:01] Joaquima > same here [23:41:01] Drunaii Takleh > yeah, about 100 kabillion tritanium and a specially built starbase and components and subcomponents and postsubtertiary components [23:41:05] ANON > thx [23:41:08] ANON > by [23:41:13] Joaquima > i crashed few times yesterday on undocking [23:41:21] ANON > soi where i hove to go again [23:41:36] Drunaii Takleh > ummmm... [23:41:42] Drunaii Takleh > I don't think you get the point [23:41:44] Drunaii Takleh > there's only one [23:42:00] ANON > what one [23:42:04] ANON > <br>expaling plz [23:42:12] Joaquima > only ASCN's one [23:42:13] Drunaii Takleh > there's only one titan in existance [23:42:17] Drunaii Takleh > as of now [23:42:22] Joaquima > there are no other titans then theirs [23:42:28] Drunaii Takleh > its owned by Acendancy [23:42:36] Joaquima > if there are none in building atm [23:42:36] Drunaii Takleh > and I don't think they are going to sell it to you [23:43:01] ANON > how long it to biuld it [23:43:08] Drunaii Takleh > year or so [23:43:14] ANON > go [23:43:20] Maiara Nita > it takes about 9 months of construction time to build [23:43:21] Drunaii Takleh > thats including all of the components necessary to build it [23:43:25] Drunaii Takleh > oh [23:43:27] Drunaii Takleh > never mind [23:43:29] Uni Zueto > BoB i sbuilding oe [23:43:32] Uni Zueto > one* [23:43:34] Drunaii Takleh > ? [23:43:42] ANON > so whait how aobut in other place there is only one titan for a whole eve [23:43:43] Joaquima > i suppose so [23:43:48] Drunaii Takleh > yeah [23:44:01] ANON > did you ever saw it [23:44:08] Joaquima > nope [23:44:10] Drunaii Takleh > I don't really want to [23:44:15] ANON > y [23:44:20] Uni Zueto > I saw video of it [23:44:26] Maiara Nita > cause it kills with a vengance [23:44:31] Drunaii Takleh > because it has really, REALLY big guns [23:44:43] ANON > but people saying it awsome slow **** [23:44:49] Uni Zueto > it has a doomsday device [23:44:50] Drunaii Takleh > lol, so what [23:44:57] Drunaii Takleh > if it kills everything in its way [23:45:01] ANON > what a doomdevise [23:45:03] Maiara Nita > so? it has a targeting range of like 300km [23:45:12] Drunaii Takleh > really, really, really big bomb [23:45:12] ANON > oh ok [23:45:19] Maiara Nita > open market, and search "doomsday device" [23:45:28] ANON > what oyu guys running now [23:45:30] Maiara Nita > have you heard of Carriers? [23:45:33] Uni Zueto > smart bomb that does 50k dmg [23:45:40] Drunaii Takleh > oh god, here we go again [23:45:50] Maiara Nita > Titans can kill one like a RAven can kill a T1 frigate [23:46:11] ANON > ok [23:46:24] Drunaii Takleh > if I ever get my hands on one I'll let you know [23:46:26] ANON > no i never herd of what oyu just said [23:46:27] ANON > y [23:46:46] Drunaii Takleh > so you can buy it [23:47:06] Maiara Nita > sell it to him cheap, perhaps only 160 Billion isk [23:47:23] Drunaii Takleh > maybe only 150 if I can get 2 of them [23:47:25] ANON > you own it? -- "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form" - Karl Marx
Drunaii Takleh Gallente Nakama Sentai Gemini Federation	Posted - 2006.11.23 00:21:00 - [2] Part III [23:56:01] Drunaii Takleh > runs in terror there coming! Head for the hills! [23:56:15] Maiara Nita > Uni, i'll buy the AF in a couple weeks [23:56:21] Drunaii Takleh > were all doooooooooomed! [23:56:28] ANON > y [23:56:40] Drunaii Takleh > b/c the pirate titan is after me [23:56:48] Drunaii Takleh > he put a death mark on my head [23:56:48] Maiara Nita > /emote hears the Benny Hill music while everyone runs from Pirate Titan [23:56:48] Phireka > lawl [23:56:50] ANON > oh [23:56:57] Drunaii Takleh > lmao [23:57:21] ANON > so there exists the piret titan that belongs only to pirates [23:57:26] Drunaii Takleh > its in the shape of the convieniently located object that I am banging my head against [23:57:35] Drunaii Takleh > I hope not -- "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form" - Karl Marx
Drunaii Takleh Gallente Nakama Sentai Gemini Federation	Posted - 2006.11.23 00:21:00 - [3] Part II [23:47:32] Uni Zueto > gas leak [23:47:32] Drunaii Takleh > ummmm.... [23:47:36] Drunaii Takleh > I wish [23:47:38] Drunaii Takleh > but no [23:47:42] Drunaii Takleh > not at the moment [23:47:52] Maiara Nita > GAS GAS GAS, ALARM BLACK...MOPP 4!!!!! [23:48:07] Drunaii Takleh > lol [23:48:11] ANON > i have a freind whao dreams of buying one he asks everyone for cost of 999 million [23:48:16] Uni Zueto > I mean in our neighbor hood [23:48:37] Maiara Nita > oh, still thats bad [23:48:51] ANON > ya and every where else he flyse all over eve [23:49:33] Maiara Nita > how much LP does a lvl 3 mission average? [23:49:39] Maiara Nita > for rewards? [23:49:53] ANON > so whats good about titans that people whant it so badly [23:50:02] Drunaii Takleh > they freakin' rock! [23:50:13] ANON > like how [23:50:14] Drunaii Takleh > they can blast up battleships like you eat popcorn [23:50:20] Drunaii Takleh > or cheerios [23:50:20] ANON > bicsoe o big guns [23:50:22] Drunaii Takleh > or somehting [23:50:29] Drunaii Takleh > big guns [23:50:30] Maiara Nita > if i Ever have one, i'm going to name it "I Win Button" [23:50:35] Drunaii Takleh > and bombs [23:50:38] Uni Zueto > cause with a titan you can own a region [23:50:39] Drunaii Takleh > and missiles [23:50:40] ANON > hey can an 5 eleite fregets kill the titan [23:50:45] Drunaii Takleh > ummm... [23:50:49] Drunaii Takleh > no [23:50:51] Maiara Nita > battle ships fall before it like a rookie ship before a Dreadnaught [23:51:02] Uni Zueto > ****, ANON, how old are you? [23:51:04] Maiara Nita > not a chance ANON [23:51:08] Drunaii Takleh > these analogies are getting more and more rediculous [23:51:23] Maiara Nita > i know, i'm stretching Drunaii [23:51:28] ANON > ya i just board and asking [23:51:31] Drunaii Takleh > first its the Titan can kill carriers like a BS kills frigs [23:51:41] Drunaii Takleh > then you say its like a dread killing rookies [23:51:44] ANON > oh ok [23:51:50] Maiara Nita > it is! [23:51:52] ANON > so what can kill a titan [23:51:52] Maiara Nita > lol [23:51:54] Drunaii Takleh > whats next? God killing ants? [23:51:56] Drunaii Takleh > God [23:52:01] Uni Zueto > a fleet [23:52:04] Drunaii Takleh > or another titan [23:52:06] Eciral > good night alliance :) [23:52:07] ANON > no really no bs [23:52:23] Drunaii Takleh > or a really, really, really, really lucky guy in a rookie ship [23:52:24] Uni Zueto > but they never take the titan outside the outpost shields [23:52:45] Uni Zueto > CCP can kill a titan [23:52:46] ANON > oh [23:52:47] ANON > ok [23:52:55] Uni Zueto > the Jove could [23:52:55] Drunaii Takleh > maybe a POS with just guns, supported by about 5 dreads and about twenty orso Carriers [23:52:58] Maiara Nita > in thier little GM Frigs [23:53:05] Drunaii Takleh > the Jove don't have a warp line here though [23:53:07] ANON > becouse i thoght that there klike 12 titans in the universe [23:53:23] ANON > nut it its only one them im ok [23:53:24] Maiara Nita > they dont need a jump line, then can make one [23:53:41] Drunaii Takleh > lol, Your Deadly GM cannon hits Titan perfectly, wreaking for 20000000000000000000000000000000 damage [23:53:47] ANON > wait a titan cant jum thoght star gate [23:53:52] Drunaii Takleh > true [23:53:52] Maiara Nita > LOL [23:54:08] Maiara Nita > no gates for them, Cynosaurial jumps for them [23:54:10] Drunaii Takleh > a titan needs cyno fields, a plate of pancakes and alot of narcotics [23:54:31] Maiara Nita > mmmm My T2 Syrup is gonna be worth Tons!! [23:54:43] Drunaii Takleh > either that or they could set a course at sublight [23:54:54] Drunaii Takleh > lol [23:54:57] Uni Zueto > Maiara, do u need the AF now? [23:55:19] Maiara Nita > i dont "need" it, but i'll get one later [23:55:27] Drunaii Takleh > but seriously, a titan is a bit out of my range, literally, figurativly, metaphorically, grammatically and militarily [23:55:34] ANON > Wait iheard that there is a pirate titan some where [23:55:40] Maiara Nita > sigh -- "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form" - Karl Marx
Powder Monkey	Posted - 2006.11.23 00:28:00 - [4] And the reason for this thread is? Funnay not located.
Chronus26 Gallente Dark Blood Contracts	Posted - 2006.11.23 00:29:00 - [5] heh.... Sounds like a Newbie who: a) Hasn't realized that a Titan is the biggest most expensive ship in game. b) Hasn't figured out that the market is driven by people buiding and selling... not the market being the 'fountain' from which ships spring. I remember my first night in eve, randomly clicking ship catagories on the market trying to figure out the difference. I was convinced that Battlecruiser had to be greater than Battleship... ----- Move along, nothing to see here...
Draconia Blackheart Disciples of the Underverse	Posted - 2006.11.23 00:53:00 - [6] Originally by: Chronus26 heh.... Sounds like a Newbie who: c) needs to learn to type or speak english.. BTW ..Where can I buy a Titan? ---
Krulla Minmatar Queens of the Stone Age Anarchy Empire	Posted - 2006.11.23 00:58:00 - [7] Originally by: Draconia Blackheart BTW ..Where can I buy a Titan? I've got a Avatar... IN MY PANTS
George Hurst S.M.C Cartage Co.	Posted - 2006.11.23 00:58:00 - [8] there are atleast 2 titans on tq. bob (specificially evolution) owns an avatar and has used it quite a lot.
Ray McCormack BIG	Posted - 2006.11.23 00:59:00 - [9] That's neither funny nor worth reading, in case anyone is wondering. \| BMBE ISK Loans \| the all mighty BIG industrial corp from hell with a slong the size of a walrus...
Phyrr Minmatar The Gosimer and Scarab	Posted - 2006.11.23 01:28:00 - [10] shouldnt this be locked alrdy? thought you couldnt post chat logs
Nate D Naughty Ambitious Temptatious Endeavours	Posted - 2006.11.23 01:38:00 - [11] Poor nubby! Why you gotta expose him like that yo! -NateÖ --- Voice Comms are Coming ...SoonÖ [Click]
Twilight Moon Minmatar Malicious Intentions	Posted - 2006.11.23 01:42:00 - [12] Originally by: Ray McCormack That's neither funny nor worth reading, in case anyone is wondering. cheers, saved me a couple of minutes. (Empty Space - Thinking)
Samirol Ore Mongers	Posted - 2006.11.23 01:55:00 - [13] the op fails to deliver
Ray McCormack BIG	Posted - 2006.11.23 02:27:00 - [14] Originally by: Twilight Moon cheers, saved me a couple of minutes. If I saved at least one person's time, it was worth loosing mine. \| BMBE ISK Loans \| the all mighty BIG industrial corp from hell with a slong the size of a walrus...
Drakma Celestial Fleet Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.11.23 02:37:00 - [15] ANON = DanielJackson?
Coasterbrian Celestial Fleet Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.11.23 02:49:00 - [16] Originally by: Drakma ANON = DanielJackson? So yeah, apparently ANON no speaky de engrish very good. Or maybe he has some serious reading comprehension issues.... ---------- I say what I mean, but I don't always mean what I say.
Phoenix Lord The Arrow Project The ARR0W Project	Posted - 2006.11.23 02:57:00 - [17] Lmao, good read for me. Did you replace the guys name with ANON (Anonymous) or was that his actual name? Oh and i agree, ANON = Daniel Jackson. Arrow Capital Ship Sales
Drunaii Takleh Gallente Nakama Sentai Gemini Federation	Posted - 2006.11.23 03:20:00 - [18] Nah, ANON was the replacement name, I don't want to be mean to the guy, but it was really funny so I couldn't resist. -- "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form" - Karl Marx
Irashi Caldari Hunters Agency Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2006.11.23 03:25:00 - [19] Originally by: Drunaii Takleh [23:52:06] Eciral > good night alliance :) Up until that point I'd thought (and hoped) that this was a log of local in Jita or somewhere equally crawling with tards... And for the record I've seen T1 frigates seriously mess up battleships ;) ________________________________________
Freelanc3r Caldari Xoth Inc Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2006.11.23 03:29:00 - [20] [WTB] Titan - 12Mill ISKIES - Will swap for 3000 Hybrid ammos - plz send titan knthxbai -----------------------------------
DefJam101 Gallente Praxiteles Inc.	Posted - 2006.11.23 03:53:00 - [21] This really isn't that funny, which is ridiculous. Don't get much funnier than noobs asking stuff, even having bad grammar too. Ehh haha ahahaha aha..ha..haaaaa......... ***
GPerson Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2006.11.23 03:55:00 - [22] Well, I found it funny. Also, I hope his CEO doesn't give him any corp roles for a long, long time. I like my sig... ~~~Sig Stuffs Here~~~ I highly recommend drunken posting. Oh yeah, you just lost The Game
Feng Schui Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2006.11.23 05:20:00 - [23] was it the funniest thing i ever read? not really... but it was entertaining I thought.. and chuckled a couple of times. my favorite: [23:51:08] Drunaii Takleh > these analogies are getting more and more rediculous [23:51:23] Maiara Nita > i know, i'm stretching Drunaii [23:51:31] Drunaii Takleh > first its the Titan can kill carriers like a BS kills frigs [23:51:41] Drunaii Takleh > then you say its like a dread killing rookies [23:51:50] Maiara Nita > it is! [23:51:52] Maiara Nita > lol [23:51:54] Drunaii Takleh > whats next? God killing ants?
Groes Thir Gallente InterGalactic Corp. Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2006.11.23 07:16:00 - [24] Nothing like 2 yellow fleshlights having a duel
spiderbaby Amarr	Posted - 2006.11.23 07:50:00 - [25] Edited by: spiderbaby on 23/11/2006 07:50:00 MMmmm yes I know let's post threads mocking new players and people who are either very young, a bit challenged in reading and writing or who have English as a 2nd language. Well done, very mature and clever of you. You must be proud of your shining wit and intelligence.
Albert Anastacia	Posted - 2006.11.23 11:51:00 - [26] Originally by: Groes Thir Nothing like 2 yellow fleshlights having a duel Freudian slip?!
Marranc White Star Corporation Gemini Federation	Posted - 2006.11.23 12:46:00 - [27] Originally by: Marcus Aurelius Originally by: merc999 Originally by: Marranc Nice Druneii, post another aliance chat on forum and ill kick you and your corp out of GF. Have a nice day I think an would fit in about here.... Hmm yes, but not by the op. That's seriously overplaying your hand as a noob alliance executor bth. Covering up your noobism in alliance chat only leads to more chatlogs being posted and people making more of it then they would have. That's one lesson you're going to be learning the hard way i guess. It wasnt me in that chat (i dont even know who was in that chat). Fact is that he is laughing at his noob aliance member like he was born knowing everything. We were all noobs once and didnt know anything untill someone told us.
Sakura Nihil Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction	Posted - 2006.11.23 12:47:00 - [28] [23:50:40] ANON > hey can an 5 eleite fregets kill the titan Classic.
spiderbaby Amarr	Posted - 2006.11.23 12:51:00 - [29] Originally by: Sakura Nihil [23:50:40] ANON > hey can an 5 eleite fregets kill the titan Classic. Yeah, who'd have thought eh, a new player trying to find out more about the game, how hilarious. There's no such thing as stupid questions, only stupid answers, and the conversation posted by the OP contains PLENTY of stupid answers and very few useful or helpful ones. In fact after reading through the rest of this thread the guy listed as ANON is starting to look like the most intelligent out of all of you.
Frater Perdurabo The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria	Posted - 2006.11.23 13:24:00 - [30] What I find funny is that the people giving this poor noob info about titans also clearly diddnt have a clue wtf they were talking about... titans can kill carriers? Uhhh, no... no they cant, infact a battleship with 2 1600 plates and a damage control, or similar fleet type tank will come out of a doomsday blast still living. Actually i think that last is because both of them are amarr titans. Seemed a bit daft to me, with doomsdays being racial dmg the amarr one only does EM. Everyone armour tanks in fleet fights, 60% base armour EM resistance makes it pretty easy to negate that dmg with plates and hardeners ----------------------------------- Please note that my response to this thread is probably a result of boredom, and its very likely that i dont care, but am posting in an attempt to wind someone up

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