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Curzon Dax
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:04:00 -
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To whom it may concern in the southern regions:
Let it be known that on this last day of November, due to an infusion of holiday cheer, I offer you the chance to avoid inevitable grief.
I have acquired my final tools of galactic domination and will, as of 1 December, unilaterally assume sovereign control of all southern regions of space. The jump gates to those regions will be subsequently closed while the regions undergo significant modification and are renamed conventionally as follows:
Catch----------> Curzon's Funland
Stain----------> Curzon's Carebear Ratting Land
Querious-------> Curzon's Waterpark
Delve----------> New Amsterdam
Period Basin---> Curzon's House of Joy
Impass---------> Curzon's Testing Grounds
Tenerifis------> Curzon's Personal Playground
Feythabolis----> Curzon's House of Pleasure
Omist----------> Curzon's Bar and Grill
Esoteria-------> Curzon's Arena
Paragon Soul---> Curzon's Arcade
Access to each region can be obtained through purchase of daily passes to my amusement regions. On behalf of my exotic dancers, I reserve the right to refuse access to individuals to the region previously known as Feythabolis. To the current denizens of said regions, please vacate immediately. Continued residence will be met with destruction at the hands of the combined NPC Corp forces.
The initiators of galactic conquest apologize for any inconvenience this may cause any players, and hope you find profitable homes elsewhere. This public service announcement is brought to you on behalf of Curzon Entertainment Ltd. and Curzon's Galactic Domination Ltd.
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Ex0dus
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:06:00 -
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IBTL
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Weebear
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:07:00 -
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In before the funny punchline part... I think..... |
Lexor SLice
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:08:00 -
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dont really know who you are, if this is a joke or if your head is way too big for your shoulders.
but im assuming the mothership and officer fitting from the char you sold have somehting to do with it.
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Rina Shanu
Computer-Aided General Exploitation
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:08:00 -
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quickly in before the lockage....
I remeber bad things from the time me posted stupid, things that are comming now your way.
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Curzon Dax
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:15:00 -
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*ahem*
For those of you who are dubious...let me clarify. I'm not an alt for an uber-PvPer. This is my main. And yes, this is a joke. Just trying to lighten up some of the tension down there. :)
And by down there, I mean down "THERE" there, not down there as in the "down there" there...which...should never suffer from too much tension if you know what I mean.
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Noveron
Caldari
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:15:00 -
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You guys lack sense of humor.. Its pretty fun.
In fact Im packing my stuff and heading to the new regions.. Im sure they will be safer than feyth after this guy comes to obliterate us! :)
cheers
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slothe
Caldari
Forsaken Empire
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:17:00 -
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its rubbish, you could at least have given the thread the title of a greek god or summat to give it some kinda authority.
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Beringe
Caldari
Raptus Regaliter
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:19:00 -
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Edited by: Beringe on 30/11/2006 16:19:58
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"Sarcasm and irony are not to be used by the uninitiated."
--Daitan Beringe, honorary director in charge of bottles-- |
Curzon Dax
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:20:00 -
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Slothe, I *am* a Greek God. Zeus to be precise, but incognito in this particular galaxy. However, the continued warfare and loss of life in the southern regions has reached my attention, thus I'm curbing it.
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Lexor SLice
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:22:00 -
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Edited by: Lexor SLice on 30/11/2006 16:21:56
 Originally by: Curzon Dax
Slothe, I *am* a Greek God. Zeus to be precise, but incognito in this particular galaxy. However, the continued warfare and loss of life in the southern regions has reached my attention, thus I'm curbing it.
so no officer kitted killmail hotness for lexy? 
what are all those mods going on btw? mission ship? mothership?
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spiritfa11
Phantom Squad
iPOD Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:27:00 -
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What about the Southeast? Curse, Great Wildlands etc... Kinda wanna know what you would name those hehe..
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Curzon Dax
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:29:00 -
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I'm not sure what mods you're talking about.
On behalf of requests from my corp mates, I'll also be making available special boosters and riggings for you special people. Look forward to:
Sense of Humor Boosters
Humor Rigging (Tech1 and Tech2)
**NOTE** These will be sold from Empire space to preclude unauthorized access to my new regions of space.
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Ulynidd
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:35:00 -
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My Rigs > Your Rigs
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