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Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 22286	Posted - 2015.07.13 18:41:51 - [1] - Quote Capsuleers, CCP Community Team and ISD overlords, lend me your ears.. err... eyes! Today, we stand upon the precipice as a storm gathers on the horizon. Tomorrow, CCP will beat upon the greatest hive of entitlement since the imfamous industry changes of Crius! Tomorrow, CCP will be releasing the next major phase of Fozziesov! As always, there are masses who have cared not to read the numerous blogs, who have chosen not to be informed of the changes, who have chosen to willfully be.. not the brightest knives in the crayon shed. Their armies gather, and soon, they will swarm our battlements! Prepare yourselves.. whine threads are coming! The GD militia's numbers have been reduced in the past year, but our remaining members are as strong and steadfast as ever! The ISD's numbers have also dwindled, but they remain stoically resolute! The CCP Community team.. well.. they.. um.. Im sure we can count on Falcon... Maybe. Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links! Ready your reaction gifs, your cat pictures, your Rick-rolls and your youtube links! Ready your 'INB4 the lock' and your 'Ugh.. this thread AGAIN!' comments. Ready that little dancing lock guy..who for some reason only Falcon gets to use because he is a bad forum Devhaxxor. I will do my part. For starting tomorrow, we will learn not about the Platypus.. but... the majestic as ** swashbuckler of the sea NARWHAL!!!! So, on the morrow, we stand united, not as adversaries, not as badposters and enforcement officers, but as brothers in arms. We must, nay, we WILL hold the forums! Sorry, reddit is on its own. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?**
Arline Kley PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 591	Posted - 2015.07.13 18:46:08 - [2] - Quote To quote a certain forum dweller, and to appease the forum gods: May one acquire your personal effects, since their value to yourself is now neglible? "For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
Baljos Arnjak Dark Praetorian Order 91	Posted - 2015.07.13 18:51:47 - [3] - Quote I endorse this product and/or service =) Steps to a good forum: 1. Entitled geek complains 2. UAE speaks wisdom and truth 3. PROFIT! (no question marks necessary)
stoicfaux 6117	Posted - 2015.07.13 18:55:02 - [4] - Quote imfamous -> infamous Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Angelica Dreamstar Miner's House of ill repute 902	Posted - 2015.07.13 18:59:07 - [5] - Quote Yes, you're the Mittani. Anyhow I would have a few hints for a better, more impression making layout for your message. TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zealous Miner Did I Do That 279	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:00:21 - [6] - Quote You have my water-proof keyboard, Commander. Bring on the tear storm! Fedo. Fedo? Fedo!
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 22290	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:01:45 - [7] - Quote stoicfaux wrote: imfamous -> infamous I was hoping to have your axe, but ill accept your critique of my spelling! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Angelica Dreamstar Miner's House of ill repute 902	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:03:21 - [8] - Quote Oh ... I forgot. YOU HAVE MY BOOBEES! TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stoicfaux 6118	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:04:58 - [9] - Quote Uhm... given the player distribution between high/low/wh and null-sec, do you really think there are a) enough players who will even notice the changes (e.g. high-sec carebears) and b) since you need to be somewhat organized to hold and keep sov, anyone interested in sov should be organized enough to be aware of what's going to happen tomorrow. tl;dr - The delicate Narwhal may still go unappreciated after the morrow. Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Frostys Virpio KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation 2020	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:06:27 - [10] - Quote Angelica Dreamstar wrote: Yes, you're the Mittani. Anyhow I would have a few hints for a better, more impression making layout for your message. No tilde so it can't be mittens. Angelica Dreamstar wrote: Oh ... I forgot. YOU HAVE MY BOOBEES! The new SOV index need a boobees value.
Frostys Virpio KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation 2020	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:07:19 - [11] - Quote stoicfaux wrote: Uhm... given the player distribution between high/low/wh and null-sec, do you really think there are a) enough players who will even notice the changes (e.g. high-sec carebears) and b) since you need to be somewhat organized to hold and keep sov, anyone interested in sov should be organized enough to be aware of what's going to happen tomorrow. tl;dr - The delicate Narwhal may still go unappreciated after the morrow. Remember the supercarrier FB scan res nerf thread? It was a smaller population than people who live in SOV so yeah...
stoicfaux 6119	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:08:52 - [12] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: stoicfaux wrote: imfamous -> infamous I was hoping to have your axe, but ill accept your critique of my spelling! You used 'stoic' correctly in a sentence. I will most certainly temporarily stop grinding my axe on the "missile balance pass/nerf/w.t.f!?!" to defend GD. Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Scipio Artelius The Vendunari End of Life 38681	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:28:37 - [13] - Quote I hope it's as epic as I hope. That doesn't make much sense. I'm just getting a start on the nonsense to come over the next couple of days. Popcorn at the ready. Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
Paranoid Loyd 6219	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:35:48 - [14] - Quote Loyd's Pitchfork Depot is fully stocked with the latest hot new trends in pitchforking! "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
Algarion Getz Aideron Corp 43	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:36:02 - [15] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Ready your reaction gifs, your cat pictures, your Rick-rolls and your youtube links! Ready your 'INB4 the lock' and your 'Ugh.. this thread AGAIN!' comments. Ready that little dancing lock guy..who for some reason only Falcon gets to use because he is a bad forum Devhaxxor. [...] You forgot the airhorns. When servers go live after patching, the sound of airhorns should be everywhere. THOUSANDS OF AIRHORNS. (You know, like in the MLG montages when something big happens.)
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 22297	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:41:28 - [16] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Loyd's Pitchfork Depot is fully stocked with the latest hot new trends in pitchforking! The steam modding community has got your back! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
stoicfaux 6120	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:51:39 - [17] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links! DevBlog links plus a few others. Feel free to include these links in "How could you not know? This was announced months ago! Even the Narwhals knew about it!" type rebuttals to those claiming this was a complete surprise. If you lack imagination, feel free to use this verbiage to lead off with: ThereGÇÖs no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning dev blogs and patch notes have been on display at your local EVE website on the internet for five of your Earth months, so youGÇÖve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and itGÇÖs far too late to start making a fuss about it nowGÇª What do you mean youGÇÖve never been to the EVE Forums? Oh, for heavenGÇÖs sake, capsuleer, itGÇÖs only one EVE Launcher away, you know. IGÇÖm sorry, but if you canGÇÖt be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, thatGÇÖs your own lookout. Energize the FozzieSov beams. DevBlogs: POLITICS BY OTHER MEANS: SOVEREIGNTY PHASE TWO 2015-03-03 16:09 By CCP Fozzie SUMMER 2015 NULLSEC AND SOV STATUS REPORT 2015-05-07 15:33 By CCP Fozzie Also available in Russian, German, and French NEW DETAILS ON JULY SOVEREIGNTY RELEASE SCHEDULE 2015-06-01 18:11 By CCP Fozzie Summer of Sov - Transition and Deployment 2015-07-07 15:19 By CCP Fozzie Also availble in French, German, and Russian Summer of Sov - Nullsec PVE and Upgrades 2015-07-08 15:00 By CCP Fozzie Also available in German Final blog summarizing the new capture system in one place. TDB Test Threads Aegis Sov Changes Feedback Thread 2015-07-09 17:16:36 UTC by CCP Goliath [Duality] Sovereignty Playtest Competition 2015-06-15 19:14:50 UTC by CCP Fozzie Path Notes Patch notes for Aegis Sovereignty 2015-07-13 17:06 Eve Online Newsletter that you should have received in email The latest news on Drifters, Sovereignty and the new Destroyer TMC COPING WITH THE EFFECTS OF AEGIS by Talvorian Dex 2015-07-11 05:30 AEGIS SOVEREIGNTY PATCH NOTES by Anehii 2015-07-10 16:43 CCP'S SUMMER OF SOV DEVBLOGS by Worldshatter 2015-07-08 17:44 EveNews24 DEV POST: PATCH NOTES FOR AEGIS SOVEREIGNTY By Eve Online \| Jul 10th 2015 8:23PM DEV BLOG: (SUMMER OF SOV) GÇô NULLSEC PVE AND UPGRADES By Eve Online \| Jul 8th 2015 4:08PM The Scope: Using Entosis Link on Jove Observatories - EVE Online Eve Online - The Scope - New Entosis Link capabilities revealed The Scope - New Entosis Link capabilities revealed Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Marsha Mallow 2324	Posted - 2015.07.13 19:57:36 - [18] - Quote Ready Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: TO THE PITCHFORKMOBILE! Benny Ohu wrote: fire up the argument calibrators set phasers to outraged overheat keyboards reinforce the thread ISD Ezwal wrote: Nope, no one will get banned for 'rubbing'
Angelica Dreamstar Miner's House of ill repute 906	Posted - 2015.07.13 20:11:42 - [19] - Quote Instead of writing any of this, simply LINK to his post using https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5884378#post5884378 ! Of all things you can do, NOT talking to them will drive them mad the most! stoicfaux wrote: Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links! DevBlog links plus a few others. Feel free to include these links in "How could you not know? This was announced months ago! Even the Narwhals knew about it!" type rebuttals to those claiming this was a complete surprise. If you lack imagination, feel free to use this verbiage to lead off with: ThereGÇÖs no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning dev blogs and patch notes have been on display at your local EVE website on the internet for five of your Earth months, so youGÇÖve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and itGÇÖs far too late to start making a fuss about it nowGÇª What do you mean youGÇÖve never been to the EVE Forums? Oh, for heavenGÇÖs sake, capsuleer, itGÇÖs only one EVE Launcher away, you know. IGÇÖm sorry, but if you canGÇÖt be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, thatGÇÖs your own lookout. Energize the FozzieSov beams. DevBlogs: POLITICS BY OTHER MEANS: SOVEREIGNTY PHASE TWO 2015-03-03 16:09 By CCP Fozzie SUMMER 2015 NULLSEC AND SOV STATUS REPORT 2015-05-07 15:33 By CCP Fozzie Also available in Russian, German, and French NEW DETAILS ON JULY SOVEREIGNTY RELEASE SCHEDULE 2015-06-01 18:11 By CCP Fozzie Summer of Sov - Transition and Deployment 2015-07-07 15:19 By CCP Fozzie Also availble in French, German, and Russian Summer of Sov - Nullsec PVE and Upgrades 2015-07-08 15:00 By CCP Fozzie Also available in German Final blog summarizing the new capture system in one place. TDB Test Threads Aegis Sov Changes Feedback Thread 2015-07-09 17:16:36 UTC by CCP Goliath [Duality] Sovereignty Playtest Competition 2015-06-15 19:14:50 UTC by CCP Fozzie Path Notes Patch notes for Aegis Sovereignty 2015-07-13 17:06 Eve Online Newsletter that you should have received in email The latest news on Drifters, Sovereignty and the new Destroyer TMC COPING WITH THE EFFECTS OF AEGIS by Talvorian Dex 2015-07-11 05:30 AEGIS SOVEREIGNTY PATCH NOTES by Anehii 2015-07-10 16:43 CCP'S SUMMER OF SOV DEVBLOGS by Worldshatter 2015-07-08 17:44 EveNews24 DEV POST: PATCH NOTES FOR AEGIS SOVEREIGNTY By Eve Online \| Jul 10th 2015 8:23PM DEV BLOG: (SUMMER OF SOV) GÇô NULLSEC PVE AND UPGRADES By Eve Online \| Jul 8th 2015 4:08PM The Scope: Using Entosis Link on Jove Observatories - EVE Online Eve Online - The Scope - New Entosis Link capabilities revealed The Scope - New Entosis Link capabilities revealed TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stoicfaux 6124	Posted - 2015.07.13 20:14:53 - [20] - Quote Marsha Mallow wrote: Ready Ditto. Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Zimmy Zeta Lisa Needs Braces. 58385	Posted - 2015.07.13 20:18:48 - [21] - Quote Yay. I've been waiting for years now to use this gif....maybe my time will come soon. I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Vincent Athena V.I.C.E. 3502	Posted - 2015.07.13 20:25:46 - [22] - Quote Whats odd is I have no pilots in Null, I am not part of any alliance, and I have read and studied the blogs, to better understand how the new system is going to work. Why? I want to see this game get better. Will this new system be better? Maybe, I think, on average, it will. But I'll wait and see. Know a Frozen fan? Check this out Frozen fanfiction
Jenshae Chiroptera 1873	Posted - 2015.07.13 20:36:34 - [23] - Quote Tomorrow, those without imagination shall experience changes. P.S. Does know how CCP tracks the movements of characters and what sort of window would one have to move to High Sec to display a vote of "no confidence" in the new system? CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
Enya Sparhawk Black Tea and Talons 71	Posted - 2015.07.13 20:58:08 - [24] - Quote Yeah, I'm continually amazed how people seem to have a hard time adjusting to change... Hahaha... Or even just learning from it... Fíorghrá: Grá na fírinne Maireann croí éadrom i bhfad. Bíonn súil le muir ach ní bhíonn súil le tír. Is maith an scéalaí an aimsir. When the lost ships of Greece finally return home...
Tau Cabalander Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs 5067	Posted - 2015.07.13 21:00:24 - [25] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: not the brightest knives in the crayon shed That reminds me of a former company head that always mixed his metaphors or just plain get them wrong, and would even argue that his version was right. Like, "When push comes to pull", and "It's all up hill from here". All I thought was, "I do not think it means what you think it means."
Jenshae Chiroptera 1874	Posted - 2015.07.13 21:11:29 - [26] - Quote Tau Cabalander wrote: That reminds me of a former company head that... That reminds me of a company head that had English as a second language and the first time someone would bring him a report on what they had done, at the end he would say, "Man! That is fantastic! When can you start?!" (Yes, it was highly amusing to see people changing a few mental gears when you were in on the joke.) CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
Paranoid Loyd 6226	Posted - 2015.07.13 21:20:06 - [27] - Quote Tau Cabalander wrote: Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: not the brightest knives in the crayon shed That reminds me of a former company head that always mixed his metaphors or just plain get them wrong, and would even argue that his version was right. Like, "When push comes to pull", and "It's all up hill from here". All I thought was, "I do not think it means what you think it means." Biff wrote: Make like a tree and get out of here "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
Maldiro Selkurk CHEMO IMMUNO RESISTANT VIRUS X 266	Posted - 2015.07.13 21:32:01 - [28] - Quote tl;dr Just guessing but your post is assuredy just as useless as they ever are. Yawn,-á I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.
Tollen Gallen Glory of Reprisal Enterprise 9156	Posted - 2015.07.13 21:32:01 - [29] - Quote I like UAE. Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Paranoid Loyd 6226	Posted - 2015.07.13 21:35:14 - [30] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: NARWHAL!!!! Narwhal?!? "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
Paranoid Loyd 6227	Posted - 2015.07.13 21:37:05 - [31] - Quote Maldiro Selkurk wrote: tl;dr Just guessing but your post is assuredy just as useless as they ever are. It is somewhat disturbing (although not unexpected) you felt so insecure you needed to post "just guessing" before your insult. "Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata Fix the Prospect!!!
Marsha Mallow 2328	Posted - 2015.07.13 21:54:28 - [32] - Quote stoicfaux wrote: Marsha Mallow wrote: Ready Ditto. OK, let's do this What if I told you Fedo Farm? Even Willy Wonka is amused Get in Dr Evil made a short announcement Time for some new words Lowsec is a safe haven for all bluebear evacs Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: TO THE PITCHFORKMOBILE! Benny Ohu wrote: fire up the argument calibrators set phasers to outraged overheat keyboards reinforce the thread ISD Ezwal wrote: Nope, no one will get banned for 'rubbing'
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 24228	Posted - 2015.07.13 22:13:49 - [33] - Quote My gifs are ready. Civilized behaviour is knowing that violence is barbaric, but paying other people to do it is business. Nil mortifi sine lucre.
0bama Barack Hussein Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 54	Posted - 2015.07.13 22:19:23 - [34] - Quote I-¦m ready, just feel bad for those who come back to EvE after months or years of break (so without knowing about changes), and might find themselves practically locked at station with all their assets...
Malcanis Vanishing Point. The Initiative. 16706	Posted - 2015.07.13 22:34:38 - [35] - Quote 0bama Barack Hussein wrote: I-¦m ready, just feel bad for those who come back to EvE after months or years of break (so without knowing about changes), and might find themselves practically locked at station with all their assets... Well then they shouldn't have waited until the day after the patch to log in, now should they? "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his ISK/hr depends upon his not understanding it!"
Phoenix Jones Isogen 5 1498	Posted - 2015.07.13 22:51:52 - [36] - Quote The End Is Near Yaay!!!!
Marsha Mallow 2329	Posted - 2015.07.13 22:57:10 - [37] - Quote 0bama Barack Hussein wrote: I-¦m ready, just feel bad for those who come back to EvE after months or years of break (so without knowing about changes), and might find themselves practically locked at station with all their assets... Don't feel bad for them now. Feel bad when they log in and outposts have been destroyed and their assets are floating in a can they have to go extract. If anyone ever remarks about this under the current system advise them to get into a cap (if they have one) load it up with stuff, then petition for a one off GM move. They'll do it for long term unsubbed players, but nly the ship you are sitting in + cargo. Otherwise, contract firesale. Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: TO THE PITCHFORKMOBILE! Benny Ohu wrote: fire up the argument calibrators set phasers to outraged overheat keyboards reinforce the thread ISD Ezwal wrote: Nope, no one will get banned for 'rubbing'
Vincent Athena V.I.C.E. 3504	Posted - 2015.07.13 23:13:11 - [38] - Quote Marsha Mallow wrote: 0bama Barack Hussein wrote: I-¦m ready, just feel bad for those who come back to EvE after months or years of break (so without knowing about changes), and might find themselves practically locked at station with all their assets... Don't feel bad for them now. Feel bad when they log in and outposts have been destroyed and their assets are floating in a can they have to go extract. If anyone ever remarks about this under the current system advise them to get into a cap (if they have one) load it up with stuff, then petition for a one off GM move. They'll do it for long term unsubbed players, but only the ship you are sitting in + cargo. Otherwise, contract firesale. Oooo, will this be a new profession? "Lose your stuff when your station exploded? Now its scattered all over hostile territory? We buy bookmarks to your cans! Get something back rather than lose it all!" Know a Frozen fan? Check this out Frozen fanfiction
Ramshack Z Ministry of War Amarr Empire 25	Posted - 2015.07.13 23:15:01 - [39] - Quote Tau Cabalander wrote: All I thought was, "I do not think it means what you think it means." I heard your avatar saying this in my old asian father's voice and it made me giggle.
Lykouleon Future Corps Sleeper Social Club 1611	Posted - 2015.07.14 01:13:43 - [40] - Quote My body is ready. Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Cancel Align NOW Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire 520	Posted - 2015.07.14 01:38:08 - [41] - Quote Time to re sub your cyno alts.
Ralph King-Griffin Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance 10761	Posted - 2015.07.14 01:56:48 - [42] - Quote i got the tunes, beer and popcorn, sit back and enjoy =]\|[=
Angelica Dreamstar Miner's House of ill repute 910	Posted - 2015.07.14 01:58:29 - [43] - Quote Jonah Gravenstein wrote: My gifs are ready Salem! I haven't seen YOU in AGES!!! TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angelica Dreamstar Miner's House of ill repute 910	Posted - 2015.07.14 02:01:46 - [44] - Quote Oh and this will feel appropriate tomorrow http://i.imgur.com/3glikZz.gif I guess... though rather than posting i'd love to be down there. Any public cynos available? TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harrison Tato Yamato Holdings 448	Posted - 2015.07.14 02:07:29 - [45] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Capsuleers, CCP Community Team and ISD overlords, lend me your ears.. err... eyes! Today, we stand upon the precipice as a storm gathers on the horizon. Tomorrow, CCP will beat upon the greatest hive of entitlement since the infamous industry changes of Crius! Tomorrow, CCP will be releasing the next major phase of Fozziesov! As always, there are masses who have cared not to read the numerous blogs, who have chosen not to be informed of the changes, who have chosen to willfully be.. not the brightest knives in the crayon shed. Their armies gather, and soon, they will swarm our battlements! Prepare yourselves.. whine threads are coming! The GD militia's numbers have been reduced in the past year, but our remaining members are as strong and steadfast as ever! The ISD's numbers have also dwindled, but they remain stoically resolute! The CCP Community team.. well.. they.. um.. Im sure we can count on Falcon... Maybe. Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links! Ready your reaction gifs, your cat pictures, your Rick-rolls and your youtube links! Ready your 'INB4 the lock' and your 'Ugh.. this thread AGAIN!' comments. Ready that little dancing lock guy..who for some reason only Falcon gets to use because he is a bad forum Devhaxxor. I will do my part. For starting tomorrow, we will learn not about the Platypus.. but... the majestic as **** swashbuckler of the sea NARWHAL!!!! So, on the morrow, we stand united, not as adversaries, not as badposters and enforcement officers, but as brothers in arms. We must, nay, we WILL hold the forums! Sorry, reddit is on its own. Harrison Tato reporting for duty!
Webvan All Kill No Skill 11091	Posted - 2015.07.14 02:16:21 - [46] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Today, we stand upon the platypus as a storm gathers on the horizon. ftfy Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12 tap-tap to skip through music playlist.
Jenshae Chiroptera 1881	Posted - 2015.07.14 02:16:27 - [47] - Quote Harrison Tato wrote: Harrison Tato reporting for duty! Why did you quote the entire original post and say so little? (I am genuinely curious why people do this). CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
Azda Ja Green Skull LLC 4135	Posted - 2015.07.14 02:20:16 - [48] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Harrison Tato wrote: Harrison Tato reporting for duty! Why did you quote the entire original post and say so little? (I am genuinely curious why people do this). To annoy you. Because sometimes you die. And sometimes we are why. GSLLC is Recruiting. Grrr I tell you. Grrr.
Jenshae Chiroptera 1881	Posted - 2015.07.14 02:26:51 - [49] - Quote Azda Ja wrote: To annoy you. I think the last time I was annoyed by a forum post would be somewhere ... around a decade ago. Some guy on the Anarchy forums, can't remember what his name was, can vaguely remember his avatar. Anyway, he was quite a good forum troll in that he would go right up to the line of what was within the rules, bait people into responding in such a way that they would cross the line and be banned from the forums. Once that dawned on me, I just disregarded what people say. Anything you think I am feeling is projecting how you think I ought to feel. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
Barrogh Habalu Forever Winter Absolute Zero. 917	Posted - 2015.07.14 07:38:09 - [50] - Quote Yeah, I'm eagerly awaiting for more forum life. It's too slow to my taste lately. stoicfaux wrote: Uhm... given the player distribution between high/low/wh and null-sec, do you really think there are a) enough players who will even notice the changes (e.g. high-sec carebears) and b) since you need to be somewhat organized to hold and keep sov, anyone interested in sov should be organized enough to be aware of what's going to happen tomorrow. tl;dr - The delicate Narwhal may still go unappreciated after the morrow. Well, carebears who are bored enough with their natural habitat to be actually bothered to read devblogs for entertainment may actually be quite aware of changes. Sometimes more so than people who are too busy watching out for fozzieceptors while sitting in their null belts Frostys Virpio wrote: Remember the supercarrier FB scan res nerf thread? It was a smaller population than people who live in SOV so yeah... You know, I don't remember details at this point, and I don't even own a super, but one thing I do remember is how badly the nerf was justified by CCP representatives (maybe only at first I dunno), making it look like carpet bombing the city to get one guy. Paranoid Loyd wrote: Loyd's Pitchfork Depot is fully stocked with the latest hot new trends in pitchforking! You need to reserve that one for corp name or something.
Falken Falcon 32112	Posted - 2015.07.14 07:55:46 - [51] - Quote I stand ready ! Aye, Sea Turtles
Scipio Artelius The Vendunari End of Life 38686	Posted - 2015.07.14 08:02:25 - [52] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Harrison Tato wrote: Harrison Tato reporting for duty! Why did you quote the entire original post and say so little? (I am genuinely curious why people do this). Often I read and post on the forum using my phone. When it's a long post that's being quoted it is a bit of a PITA to cut a lot of it out. Something phones still are not great at is editing text. I always go back and edit it out afterwards, but phones are one reason why quotes can be really long. Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
Marcus Gord Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade 83160	Posted - 2015.07.14 09:27:05 - [53] - Quote I'd help but..... In a few moments you will have an experience that will seem completely real. It will be the result of your subconscious fears transformed to your conscious awareness. http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png
flakeys Arkham Innovations 3068	Posted - 2015.07.14 10:11:32 - [54] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: So, on the morrow, we stand united, not as adversaries, not as badposters and enforcement officers, but as brothers in arms. We must, nay, we WILL hold the forums! Sorry, reddit is on its own. This gunna be sweeeeeeeeeeeet . We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
flakeys Arkham Innovations 3068	Posted - 2015.07.14 10:16:36 - [55] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Azda Ja wrote: To annoy you. I think the last time I was annoyed by a forum post would be somewhere ... around a decade ago. Some guy on the Anarchy forums, can't remember what his name was, can vaguely remember his avatar. Anyway, he was quite a good forum troll in that he would go right up to the line of what was within the rules, bait people into responding in such a way that they would cross the line and be banned from the forums. Once that dawned on me, I just disregarded what people say. Anything you think I am feeling is projecting how you think I ought to feel. TL;DR Mmmm that actually happened to me on the eve forums a long while ago.Well i was not banned directly i got a warning and then i made some remarks to the ISD warning me about how shortsighted he was and other things ... wich resulted in him banning me. It was ok though , when i got back the guy who lured me into it was permabanned . We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Lan Wang V I R I I 999	Posted - 2015.07.14 10:38:06 - [56] - Quote whats fozziesov and how do i fozziesov? EVEALON Creative - Logo Design & Branding \| Digital Design
flakeys Arkham Innovations 3070	Posted - 2015.07.14 10:40:55 - [57] - Quote Lan Wang wrote: whats fozziesov and how do i fozziesov? You just wakka wakka .. We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Samira Kernher Praetorian Auxiliary Force Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 1884	Posted - 2015.07.14 10:41:41 - [58] - Quote http://i.imgur.com/j59nZCf.jpg "Embrace those who would learn, defeat those who would make mockery of God's way. Through the penance of deeds, the sins of forefathers may eventually be washed away." -- His Royal Highness the Heir Yonis Ardishapur
Nami Kumamato School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 606	Posted - 2015.07.14 11:10:26 - [59] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: . I always find myself pondering the deep aspects and innuendos of your threads and comments. Now, as always, I raise up my milk cup and dip my Oreo with a trembling hand, expecting the most humorous of retorts. You Sir, win the internets each and every time ! You have my Oreos ! Ahhh the dissertations we could have done together... Fornicate The Constabulary !
Baneken Arctic Light Inc. Arctic Light 520	Posted - 2015.07.14 11:24:38 - [60] - Quote You said narwhals ?
Crimson Nirnroots Caldari Provisions Caldari State 33	Posted - 2015.07.14 13:47:32 - [61] - Quote I think the Narwhal is an excellent successor to the Platypus o7 Hooray for learning! Antimatter, now with more Nirnroots.
Angelica Dreamstar Miner's House of ill repute 926	Posted - 2015.07.14 14:31:10 - [62] - Quote UaE, I am disappointed about the lack of predicted posts. TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faenir Antollare The Idiot Kings Get Off My Lawn 382	Posted - 2015.07.14 14:36:41 - [63] - Quote Patience!!! This weekend may well see the first serious examples of cabin fever symptoms appearing following CCP's introduction of the PCA (Pilot Compression Array) in null space. RiP BooBoo 26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014 My Lady My Love My Life My Wife
Vincent Athena V.I.C.E. 3507	Posted - 2015.07.14 15:38:59 - [64] - Quote Faenir Antollare wrote: Patience!!! This weekend may well see the first serious examples of cabin fever symptoms appearing following CCP's introduction of the PCA (Pilot Compression Array) in null space. I think those sorts of posts would be more from the consequences of the new system, not from not understanding the new mechanics. There seem to be no threads that are like "Why can I not shoot this (whatever) into reinforced???" Know a Frozen fan? Check this out Frozen fanfiction
Harrison Tato Yamato Holdings 451	Posted - 2015.07.14 15:47:06 - [65] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Harrison Tato wrote: Harrison Tato reporting for duty! Why did you quote the entire original post and say so little? (I am genuinely curious why people do this). To annoy people with ASD
Jenshae Chiroptera 1888	Posted - 2015.07.14 15:51:58 - [66] - Quote Harrison Tato wrote: Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Harrison Tato wrote: Harrison Tato reporting for duty! Why did you quote the entire original post and say so little? (I am genuinely curious why people do this). To annoy people with ASD Quote: ASD signs and symptoms: ... an inability to start conversations or take part in them properly. Seems like a bit of a paradox to me. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
Harrison Tato Yamato Holdings 451	Posted - 2015.07.14 16:15:38 - [67] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Harrison Tato wrote: Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Harrison Tato wrote: Harrison Tato reporting for duty! Why did you quote the entire original post and say so little? (I am genuinely curious why people do this). To annoy people with ASD Quote: ASD signs and symptoms: ... an inability to start conversations or take part in them properly. Seems like a bit of a paradox to me. I can recognize the emotion portrayed by your emoticon so I feel that I am Ok. Good reply though! Touche :)
Harry Forever SpaceJunkys 1215	Posted - 2015.07.14 18:43:22 - [68] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Capsuleers, CCP Community Team and ISD overlords, lend me your ears.. err... eyes! Today, we stand upon the precipice as a storm gathers on the horizon. Tomorrow, CCP will beat upon the greatest hive of entitlement since the infamous industry changes of Crius! Tomorrow, CCP will be releasing the next major phase of Fozziesov! As always, there are masses who have cared not to read the numerous blogs, who have chosen not to be informed of the changes, who have chosen to willfully be.. not the brightest knives in the crayon shed. Their armies gather, and soon, they will swarm our battlements! Prepare yourselves.. whine threads are coming! The GD militia's numbers have been reduced in the past year, but our remaining members are as strong and steadfast as ever! The ISD's numbers have also dwindled, but they remain stoically resolute! The CCP Community team.. well.. they.. um.. Im sure we can count on Falcon... Maybe. Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links! Ready your reaction gifs, your cat pictures, your Rick-rolls and your youtube links! Ready your 'INB4 the lock' and your 'Ugh.. this thread AGAIN!' comments. Ready that little dancing lock guy..who for some reason only Falcon gets to use because he is a bad forum Devhaxxor. I will do my part. For starting tomorrow, we will learn not about the Platypus.. but... the majestic as **** swashbuckler of the sea NARWHAL!!!! So, on the morrow, we stand united, not as adversaries, not as badposters and enforcement officers, but as brothers in arms. We must, nay, we WILL hold the forums! Sorry, reddit is on its own. short or long, your comments are just bla.. YouTube
Enya Sparhawk Black Tea and Talons 72	Posted - 2015.07.14 20:35:19 - [69] - Quote Enya Sparhawk wrote: Yeah, I'm continually amazed how people seem to have a hard time adjusting to change... Hahaha... Or even just learning from it... Personally, I think its because they lack patience... (Hahaha... Sort of makes 'em easy targets, wouldn't you agree? They're always right out in the open...) I for one was looking forward to this next major phase of Fozziesov; it means everything is going as it should with no hangups or delays... There's a Universe of player loot out there that I just can't wait to get my hands on... Fíorghrá: Grá na fírinne Maireann croí éadrom i bhfad. Bíonn súil le muir ach ní bhíonn súil le tír. Is maith an scéalaí an aimsir. When the lost ships of Greece finally return home...
Jenshae Chiroptera 1892	Posted - 2015.07.14 21:24:44 - [70] - Quote Enya Sparhawk wrote: Enya Sparhawk wrote: Yeah,... I for one was ... Is the self quoting and all the italics to show that you are role-playing someone with mental health problems? CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
Davis TetrisKing The Vendunari End of Life 94	Posted - 2015.07.15 03:40:42 - [71] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: ... Sorry, reddit is on its own. This post would have fit right in over on /r/eve... though they usually take their meme game to a whole next level.
Webvan All Kill No Skill 11101	Posted - 2015.07.15 05:58:59 - [72] - Quote Harry Forever wrote: short or long, your comments are just blap! ftfy you forgot the P, P for Platypus! Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12 tap-tap to skip through music playlist.
Angelica Dreamstar Miner's House of ill repute 945	Posted - 2015.07.15 11:19:56 - [73] - Quote UaE promised us content and failed to deliver. We need a coup to get rid of him, to find proper leadership that leads us into the never ending war that should have started years ago ... TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TigerXtrm Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance 1184	Posted - 2015.07.15 11:27:03 - [74] - Quote Where are all the tears you promised?! Could it be CCP communicated everything so well that everyone knows what's up? My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things! My Website - Blogs, Livestreams & Forums
Jenshae Chiroptera 1908	Posted - 2015.07.15 11:39:12 - [75] - Quote TigerXtrm wrote: Where are all the tears you promised?! ... I have bucket loads of apathy and lethargy that are expressed privately. I guess people have learned that it is pointless to get angry or upset with CCP and now they just shrug Again, though, there is also a time delay while people enjoy the initial skirmishes or are busy chasing off griefers. Give it time for it to sink in how repetative and annoying these mechanics are. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
Angelica Dreamstar Miner's House of ill repute 945	Posted - 2015.07.15 11:42:05 - [76] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: TigerXtrm wrote: Where are all the tears you promised?! ... I have bucket loads of apathy and lethargy that are expressed privately. I guess people have learned that it is pointless to get angry or upset with CCP and now they just shrug Again, though, there is also a time delay while people enjoy the initial skirmishes or are busy chasing off griefers. Give it time for it to sink in how repetative and annoying these mechanics are. Reading through reddit, it seems there are people who have fun and goons are being ignored. No wonder, tbh... TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenshae Chiroptera 1910	Posted - 2015.07.15 11:46:30 - [77] - Quote Angelica Dreamstar wrote: ... there are people who have fun ... Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: ... while people enjoy the initial skirmishes ... The novelty will wear off. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
Kuronaga Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback 363	Posted - 2015.07.15 12:19:23 - [78] - Quote Oh boy, patch notes! Let's see.... Sov changes? Doesn't affect me. Incursion changes? Doesn't affect me. Skin additions? Neat, but superficial. But neat. Circular cursor removed? Soooo.... Less content? WHOA! Switching things up! High level update! Yay! Other UI changes... uh.... alright? Bug fixes that never affected me -- Yay! Third party out of game stuff -- Should not be in patch notes. Another amazing update from CCP. Keep it up boys!
David Therman University of Caille Gallente Federation 83	Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:48 - [79] - Quote If this down-time keeps up for much longer, there's going to be a roaring trade in leased pitchforks and gifs... Speaking of which, maybe this is what UaE was predicting... I think you might need to give that Crystal Ball a polish!
Enya Sparhawk Black Tea and Talons 73	Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:39 - [80] - Quote Jenshae Chiroptera wrote: Enya Sparhawk wrote: Enya Sparhawk wrote: Yeah,... I for one was ... Is the self quoting and all the italics to show that you are role-playing someone with mental health problems? Nah, just style... Fíorghrá: Grá na fírinne Maireann croí éadrom i bhfad. Bíonn súil le muir ach ní bhíonn súil le tír. Is maith an scéalaí an aimsir. When the lost ships of Greece finally return home...
Falken Falcon 32139	Posted - 2015.07.16 07:45:18 - [81] - Quote Some thread sitings, but nothing major yet. Calm before the storm? Aye, Sea Turtles
Jenshae Chiroptera 1998	Posted - 2015.07.18 19:36:44 - [82] - Quote Seems the storm is brewing on Reddit. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids . High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
Marsha Mallow 2416	Posted - 2015.07.31 22:12:15 - [83] - Quote Good things come to those who wait Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: TO THE PITCHFORKMOBILE! Benny Ohu wrote: fire up the argument calibrators set phasers to outraged overheat keyboards reinforce the thread Jenn aSide wrote: does anyone have any assless chaps I could borrow?
John E Normus The Conference Elite CODE. 616	Posted - 2015.07.31 23:18:13 - [84] - Quote It's happening status? Between Ignorance and Wisdom
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 22596	Posted - 2015.08.01 02:31:50 - [85] - Quote Im sorry guys. My forum weather prediction was a little off. I failed to consider that it would take some time for the renter/AFK alliances to start getting trolltosised on a regular basis before the storm started to pick up. It is starting to percolate through at the moment, and the revised weather report is starting to show an increased chance of precipitation. Lets be patient, and keep munching that buttery popcorn goodness, or even kettlecorn if you are into that. You can do caramel corn, or if you are feeling a little nutty, maybe some cracker jack. Im pretty sure that is still a thing. Lets all face it, if I had been right about this, I wouldn't have been living up to my name! In that respect, I cannot fail you. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Dradis Aulmais RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic 982	Posted - 2015.08.01 02:35:02 - [86] - Quote Narwhal song http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9IRXIF5Ak Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896 Free The Scope Three

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