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Arrendis
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Posted - 2015.08.02 23:12:35 -
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Sanguina Dieudonne wrote:He's not Sanist. Really. I promise. Now he's just a murdering lunatic. I'd even offer to help people kill his tower, but I'm not a moron.
It really wouldn't be all that hard to organize a small Domifleet. Maybe 100-150 battleships? Promise people there's a structure they can actually shoot, and they'll likely jump at it. |

Arrendis
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Posted - 2015.08.03 01:16:10 -
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Sanguina Dieudonne wrote:If this thing wasn't in the Bleak Lands (I'm guessing) and a ridiculous amount of jumps away, I'd poke people about a fleet.
There comes a time for all things... |

Arrendis
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Posted - 2015.08.03 04:22:39 -
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Saede Riordan wrote:The Alexyvlva Paradox has managed to acquire the location of this tower. Shall we destroy it, or would someone else like the privilege?
Do feel free. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.03 13:41:33 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:Predicted course: he keeps refining his technique, probably in ways that will involve more deaths, growing increasingly frustrated at not having actually summoned a single verifiable demon. Eventually he decides that, being demons, his summoned minions are naturally invisible and intangible, and are out there waging no doubt horrific spiritual destruction upon the Matari.
He declares victory and moves on to something else.
And, of course:
"Bwahahahahahaah" |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.03 14:38:40 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:Yeah. It just seems ... redundant ... to say when he's talking about bathing in blood and summoning demons, right down to the italics.
So does this mean we can cross the Sani Sabik off of your list of cultures to immerse yourself in? |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.03 21:52:49 -
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bwahaha*HIC*ha? |

Arrendis
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Posted - 2015.08.04 01:00:49 -
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Mizhara Del'thul wrote:Instructions unclear. Goon sacrifice stuck in ceiling fan.
Heeeeeey |

Arrendis
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Posted - 2015.08.04 04:15:44 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:Does anyone realize what Nauplius is doing here?
Pulling nonsense out of his butt? Yeah I think we're pretty clear on that. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.04 21:01:35 -
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Samira Kernher wrote:Anyanka Funk wrote:Sanist is derogatory. So we should keep using that term, then.
Almost as derogatory as 'Funk'... |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.05 00:59:14 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:Andreus Ixiris wrote:Anyanka Funk wrote:Trii, go biomass, seriously. Andreus, same.
Ethan is garbage, so is Omir. They do nothing. Oooooh, looks like I touched a nerve. No nerves were harmed. But really... Saying Ethan, Omir, Jamyl, Max... hell even Mittani, can do anything on the level of the supernatural like Nauplius is doing is just beyond Naive. None of them can compare.
Mittens doesn't bother with transparent nonsense like this. He deals in real lies and misinformation. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.05 01:28:27 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:He is still garbage. Nothing will change that.
Consider the source. When your greatest accomplishment is licking the Goblin's boots, you must have a life worth living, eh? |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.05 01:33:56 -
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Nauplius wrote:I suggest that arguing about me, personally, is something of a distraction from the important topic at hand, demon summoning.
Sure. You produce a demon, bring it to say... Jita 4-4. Maybe someone will buy it. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.05 02:45:54 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:Ditto.
Yup. We're so terrible. Undefeated in years of near-constant warfare, demonstrating that we're more than capable of pissing on the few sparks your lot are able to scatter. So you go ahead and keep achieving nothing. We'll be here.
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.05 19:11:29 -
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Jili Tonari wrote:I think it's going to be a really fun day when old Naup realizes his GF is a Matari.
Popcorn, anyone?
Oooh, popcorn! |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.05 20:22:30 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:Jili Tonari wrote:I think it's going to be a really fun day when old Naup realizes his GF is a Matari.
Popcorn, anyone? If you mean me, then I am informing you that Nauplius is not my boyfriend. I've actually gotten back together with my ex lover and father of my daughter, Zieg.
Dim and humorless? This popcorn needs more butter. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.05 23:12:41 -
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Jandice Ymladris wrote:It reeks more of a gallente camp movie then something that's actually happening.
To be fair, that's still going to be better than Caldari Vice Nights.
Maybe you should option it? I know some people, we can work on a script...
Call it... 'Bloodspace: The Summoning', maybe go for a full franchise... |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.06 12:30:06 -
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Doubt it. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.06 13:08:47 -
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And actually show some commitment? Naaah. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.06 22:25:38 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:It has been concluded that no pilot or entity that has declared hostile intent to the Empire or the forces of PIE, CVA and SFRIM will be allowed in fleet or on field. The factors that might have allowed for this have become untenable and we strongly believe any truce would be doomed to failure.
For the safety of all parties involved, I urge everyone to keep away from the tower until the operation is complete. The important thing here is to make sure the tower goes down, and as we are the ones who began the attack, we will also finish it. If you value the lives of the slaves within the tower, I ask that no one disrupt this operation.
Thank you to all who would heed this.
I have to admit, I find this... disturbing. If you want people to set aside their differences in order to oppose a common enemy - as many of you have called upon members of other Powers to do in order to oppose the Drifters - then you need to allow them to do so.
I've received assurances that I will not be fired upon if I arrive to assist with the tower. Me. A Goon. Consider this well: we just burned Amarr. We are still coming for Providence. And yet, you're more willing to tolerate my presence on the field so long as I'm not carrying a cyno for a 'goon hotdrop' than you are to tolerate the presence of the other group of people who will be most motivated to destroy this tower.
Are you mad?
Will I carry a cyno? Of course not. Would I bring in a goon hotdrop? Of course not. But I have less of a stake in this than the Ushra'khan. I have far less assistance to offer than the Ushra'khan. You have called on them to assist with the Drifters attack the military of the Amarr Empire, but you refuse to trust them when the lives of Matari slaves are at stake?
Are. You. MAD?
If you want others to assist with the true threats, extend your hand now and demonstrate to them that doing so will not simply gain them a bullet in the back when they've finished fighting for your Empress. Do it now. Do it before you cut yourself off from aid against the next Drifter incursion. I don't know if you've noticed, but they're getting bigger. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.06 22:40:11 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:Actually, if you would have read the mail I sent you, you would find that those assurances have been retracted.
And the decision to exclude militia wartargets and reds was not entirely up to us. A certain third party will be involving itself, it seems, and we will be unable to predict how they might behave. This is not a matter of stubbornness, this is a matter of prudence.
The mail you sent appeared to refer to any additional assets I might bring, rather than me specifically. Regardless, perhaps if you are going to make these appeals to others on behalf of the Amarr Empire, you should stand up to 'a certain third party'. Or at the very least, let those who are volunteering to assist know who that third party is, and what risk they run - and then reiterate assurances that you will not fire upon those who have arrived to assist you.
Let the dishonor and craven behavior stain those who engage in it. As it is, you do nothing but push away and insult those you have elsewhere asked to assist you. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.06 23:01:32 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:We have notified all necessary parties. Again, this is for the best. Just let us do our job and next time Ushra'Khan can lead an operation and do things their way.
I've received no such notification as to who might be likely to shoot me, should I assist. As you've asked for aid in other endeavours, and I can only assume these same individuals would shoot me under those circumstances. I know I'm just a Goon, but it would seem to me that honorable behavior would require that warning about your... friends'... intentions. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.06 23:09:34 -
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There's no issue. They are, of course, free to decline assistance. But if they're going to claim that people have been informed of the dangers, then they should actually do so - and they should have it very clearly spelled out just why others may well ignore requests for assistance in the future. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.06 23:17:49 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:You have no worries to be burdened with.
If only that were true.
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.07 01:51:03 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Nobody said words of comfort had to be.....
If only that weren't true...  |

Arrendis
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Posted - 2015.08.07 07:09:55 -
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Trii Seo wrote:Do I sense a bit of good ol' Grrrr forming...?
It doesn't matter.
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Arrendis
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Posted - 2015.08.07 15:16:52 -
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Jev North wrote:I don't believe we're able to dishonor agreements with a party which won't even deal with us diplomatically, so I think our business is concluded anyway. Aggrieved third parties are still encouraged to check in with the diplomatic corps.
Wouldn't they have had to dealt with you diplomatically in the past in order for there to have been agreements to be able or unable to dishonor? I mean, I admit, this is just a technical little quibble, but... your phrasing there would seem to indicate there were agreements, and you're just using the current 'we don't want to talk to you' to justify acting in contravention of inconvenient prior arrangements. |

Arrendis
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Posted - 2015.08.07 16:03:47 -
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Scherezad wrote:It's not I who should fear you, Mr Nauplius.
It's you who should fear me.
Little Fish, it should scare me how well you manage to... basically, threaten with nice. It's too much fun to watch, though. |

Arrendis
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Posted - 2015.08.07 19:50:51 -
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Well. It's my distinct pleasure to report that the tower has been destroyed.
I'm also happy to report that there were no accidental friendly-fire incidents between the forces of the 24th Crusade and the fleet dispatched by the Imperium on behalf of Maximilian Singularity - who abhors the needless cruelties and mistreatment of unfortunate victims perpetrated by our little nutbar here.
The Imperium would like to thank the 24th for their forebearance and wisdom. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.07 20:11:55 -
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Scherezad wrote:I'm hearing reports that none of the captives on board the station were rescued, and that no rescue attempts were made? Is this true, or is that just rumour?
We are still on standby to accept any head or brain trauma cases, or severe psychological trauma cases, as needed.
The captives were, in fact, recovered. Arrangements are being made to have them delivered to your facilities - there are, of course, a few complications rising from the Empires' dislike of our lack of fealty. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.08 12:57:32 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Nauplius wrote:What a terrible, terrible day. Unbound demons are rampaging through the physical plane. Then perhaps you shouldn't have summoned them.
It's ok, we were already here, and pretty well rampaging. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.08 13:15:23 -
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Sold mine off, I'm afraid. I prefer the mind-numbing insanity of a good shield-tanked Ashimmu with an oversized prop mod. Really, you haven't lived until you've hotdropped a cruiser build that shouldn't exist on top of some poor bastard in a fast frigate only to watch him cry as he suddenly has no capacitor and can't move...
... and then you just warp off, laughing.
Catch and release interceptors, it's the next big thing! |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.08 15:06:59 -
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Scherezad wrote:Cranial Neurology is so much more dramatic when you use metaphors, isn't it?
I dunno, the whole 'Listen, buck-o, you torque me off, I have an army of nanites in a freakin' tube over here just itching to rewire your brain to let you remember your whole life, but be completely lobotomized from inside' thing? That's kinda terrifying right on its own, it doesn't need much in the way of metaphor. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.08 17:35:55 -
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Scherezad wrote:I'd like to offer an enormous thank-you to Aldrith Shutaq, Lady Lunarisse Aspenstar, Saede Riordan,Jade Rkard, Lord Sinjin Mokk, Director Atkio Vanamoinen, Arrendis Culombe, and the pilot who delivered the patients to us initially - I'm sorry, I don't remember your name!
Culome. No 'b'. But otherwise, no thanks needed, Doc. I've got some feelers out for other survivors who might turn up in Deklein, just in case pilots didn't get them to the transport to jita in a timely manner. If any turn up, I'll let you know. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.09 17:27:02 -
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Nauplius wrote:Yes, I have revealed just how deep the rot goes with the so-called Amarr Loyalists. They are so wayward, so liberal. Slave-lovers. Minmatar-lovers. How far they have fallen from the Faith, from the Red God, the Blood God.
No no, you're supposed to snarl and say 'And I would've gotten away with it if not for you meddlesome Goons and your mangy Scorpion.'
Don't you watch holos? At long last, sir, have you no culture? |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.11 17:03:00 -
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If you need anything you can't get, LF, let me know, I'll arrange to stea-.. acquire it. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.11 17:21:11 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:It is unlikely these slaves were taken from the Republic, so these individuals would not be known to anyone there. It would likely be better to check through Amarr Civil Service records.
If they're graduates of Pator, they might have been in the Mandate when they were taken. There was talk of a 'Kinship Exchange' program when I went through for engineering. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.14 03:55:44 -
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Samira Kernher wrote:With all due respect to His Holiness the former Emperor Heideran VII, proper treatment of slaves should not be credited to him. Appropriate handling of slaves is conducted according to traditions far older than him. And it must be remembered that it was the liberal policies of his subordinates that lead to our involvement with the SCC in the first place.
There's a simple way out, Lieutenant: Embrace the life-affirming and peaceful message of His Holiness, Maximilian Singularity VI. It's very peacefully life-affirming and in complete accordance* with the Scriptures.
It also contains absolutely no cholesterol, no trans fats, and is a good source of iron(y).
* - For some values of 'complete accordance'. |

Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.08.14 11:38:51 -
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The Leopardess wrote:All I've heard of Max is him rambling about deposing the Most Sacred Empress, and lopping off her head. Please explain how he is life-affirming and peaceful.
Simple: We won't have to kill you if you all, as CVA is reputed to have told SOUND, bend the knee.
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