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Aria Jenneth
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
1257
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Posted - 2015.08.03 14:00:39 -
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Arrendis wrote:Aria Jenneth wrote:Predicted course: he keeps refining his technique, probably in ways that will involve more deaths, growing increasingly frustrated at not having actually summoned a single verifiable demon. Eventually he decides that, being demons, his summoned minions are naturally invisible and intangible, and are out there waging no doubt horrific spiritual destruction upon the Matari.
He declares victory and moves on to something else. And, of course: "Bwahahahahahaah"
Yeah. It just seems ... redundant ... to say when he's talking about bathing in blood and summoning demons, right down to the italics. |
Anyanka Funk
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
171
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Posted - 2015.08.03 14:22:25 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:You know what's a running theme with Sani Sabik capsuleers?
Over time, their attempts to obtain the attention of the IGS inevitably get more and more elaborate, grandiose and far-fetched, and yet at the same time more boring. It happened with Revan Neferis, it happened with Cyshade, it happened with what's-her-face from Khanid and once again it's repeating itself with Nauplius. Each and every Blooder becomes more and more desperate for attention and praise, universally fails to obtain it, attempts to settle for villainous infamy and when even that doesn't stick continues to do more and more preposterous things in pursuit of recognition - and none of it is even that fun to watch.
Revan Neferis talked too much and did too little, and while successful at precious little else she was instrumental in setting that as the general trend for Sabik capsuleers. Nauplius manages to somehow be even less charismatic while talking even more and doing even less. Now he's quite literally, without hyperbole, attempting to summon demons from hell and he still can't make it compelling. I can't hate Nauplius. I can't even summon the empathy neccessary to dislike him. Even expending the effort to type this seems to be giving the phalically-challenged, intellectually bankrupt little goon more attention than he's entitled to, but I thought it was worth pointing out that he can't even make cartoonish moustache-twirling villainy the least bit intriguing.
I can understand why he's turning to the supernatural, though - if he wants to be interesting or relevant, he'll certainly need a miracle. You're looking for the scope.
I can see why sacrificing Gallente would be problematic now. The only attributes they seem to all share is whininess and poor hygiene. |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
752
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Posted - 2015.08.03 14:38:40 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:Yeah. It just seems ... redundant ... to say when he's talking about bathing in blood and summoning demons, right down to the italics.
So does this mean we can cross the Sani Sabik off of your list of cultures to immerse yourself in? |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
459
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Posted - 2015.08.03 15:00:07 -
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I have a Number of Criticisms relating to This Topic.
Nauplius wrote:Preparing the Ritual Space In the center of the ritual space, place an Altar of God. On one side of the Altar of God, draw a Triangle in consecrated slave blood, a Triangle large enough to contain a demon. Along one side of the Triangle, draw the name Garrulor. Along another side of the Triangle, draw the name Frisceas. Along the third side of the Triangle, draw the name Sefrim. On the other side of the Altar of God, opposite the Triangle, draw a Circle in consecrated slave blood, a Circle large enough to contain the summoner. Along the circumference of the Circle, repeatedly draw the following letters in an ancient script: ß+ü -ä++ß+ª +¦ß+¦+++¦-ä++-é +++¦-î-é (meaning, the Blood God). Clothing and Personal Preparation Wear a robe of golden thread. On one side of robe's chest, draw Ametat the Scepter in consecrated slave blood. On the other side, draw Avetat the Crown. The Conjuration Gather a sacrificial blade and an unconsecrated golden goblet and strap an unconsecrated Brutor to the Altar of God (a consecrated Brutor would harm the demon to whom we will be offering the Brutor's blood).
- It does not state the Orientation of the Triangle. Is it to Point To the Altar, or Away from the Altar ?
- It does not state the Type of Triangle. Is it Equilateral ?
- It does not explicitly state the Size of the Triangle. How large is a Demon ? Is it Larger than a Person ? How much Larger ?
- It does not state how the Text should be Arranged along the Sides of the Triangle. Is the Text to be Above the Triangle, such that the Triangle underlines it ?
- It does not state the Orientation of the Text along the Circumference of the Circle. Should the Text be Above the Circle, or underneath it ?
- What kind of Robe ? A Knee length Robe ? An Ankle length Robe ? does the Robe have a Hood ?
- It does not state the Orientation of the Drawings of the Ametat and Avetat. Which Direction should they be Pointing ?
- It does not state the appropriate Volume for the Goblet. What size should it Be ?
This lack of Detail, means that Reproducibility of this Activity is lacking. It is Not Properly Documented. Therefore, Unscientific.
Additionally:
Demons, being Creatures of God, and thus, given a Place and Purpose by God, would have their Own Schedules of Appointed Work.
Interrupting them, by Summoning them, and Preventing them from carrying out their Appointed Duties, is therefore to Interfere with their God-Appointed Purpose, which is Possibly Blasphemous.
Therefore:
I Do Not Recommend Attempting To Repeat This Ritual, due to the Risk of Accidental Blasphemy through Improper Practice.
Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.
It is Written.
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Aria Jenneth
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
1258
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Posted - 2015.08.03 15:04:06 -
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Arrendis wrote:Aria Jenneth wrote:Yeah. It just seems ... redundant ... to say when he's talking about bathing in blood and summoning demons, right down to the italics. So does this mean we can cross the Sani Sabik off of your list of cultures to immerse yourself in? That was always somewhere between "uncertain" and "unlikely."
I do maintain backups, so the most I'm likely to lose is a few days of time, but I'd rather not have my record of time spent with the Sani be holo footage someone sends me of myself twitching on some apparatus as I'm slowly drained of blood.
I got a close enough look at the Church of the Crimson Savior (who seem to be some of the nicer ones) while I was with SFRIM to make that seem like a likely outcome. Also, since clone blood is apparently considered more pure (maybe kind of like children's blood?), you and I are just the sort of people the Raiders would love to get a hold of. |
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1499
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Posted - 2015.08.03 15:16:26 -
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Synthetic Cultist wrote:I have a Number of Criticisms relating to This Topic. Nauplius wrote:Preparing the Ritual Space In the center of the ritual space, place an Altar of God. On one side of the Altar of God, draw a Triangle in consecrated slave blood, a Triangle large enough to contain a demon. Along one side of the Triangle, draw the name Garrulor. Along another side of the Triangle, draw the name Frisceas. Along the third side of the Triangle, draw the name Sefrim. On the other side of the Altar of God, opposite the Triangle, draw a Circle in consecrated slave blood, a Circle large enough to contain the summoner. Along the circumference of the Circle, repeatedly draw the following letters in an ancient script: ß+ü -ä++ß+ª +¦ß+¦+++¦-ä++-é +++¦-î-é (meaning, the Blood God). Clothing and Personal Preparation Wear a robe of golden thread. On one side of robe's chest, draw Ametat the Scepter in consecrated slave blood. On the other side, draw Avetat the Crown. The Conjuration Gather a sacrificial blade and an unconsecrated golden goblet and strap an unconsecrated Brutor to the Altar of God (a consecrated Brutor would harm the demon to whom we will be offering the Brutor's blood).
- It does not state the Orientation of the Triangle. Is it to Point To the Altar, or Away from the Altar ?
- It does not state the Type of Triangle. Is it Equilateral ?
- It does not explicitly state the Size of the Triangle. How large is a Demon ? Is it Larger than a Person ? How much Larger ?
- It does not state how the Text should be Arranged along the Sides of the Triangle. Is the Text to be Above the Triangle, such that the Triangle underlines it ?
- It does not state the Orientation of the Text along the Circumference of the Circle. Should the Text be Above the Circle, or underneath it ?
- What kind of Robe ? A Knee length Robe ? An Ankle length Robe ? does the Robe have a Hood ?
- It does not state the Orientation of the Drawings of the Ametat and Avetat. Which Direction should they be Pointing ?
- It does not state the appropriate Volume for the Goblet. What size should it Be ?
This lack of Detail, means that Reproducibility of this Activity is lacking. It is Not Properly Documented. Therefore, Unscientific. Additionally: Demons, being Creatures of God, and thus, given a Place and Purpose by God, would have their Own Schedules of Appointed Work. Interrupting them, by Summoning them, and Preventing them from carrying out their Appointed Duties, is therefore to Interfere with their God-Appointed Purpose, which is Possibly Blasphemous. Therefore: I Do Not Recommend Attempting To Repeat This Ritual, due to the Risk of Accidental Blasphemy through Improper Practice.
There is that, and of course you must bear in mind that it is all bollocks. |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
459
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Posted - 2015.08.03 15:17:09 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote: I got a close enough look at the Church of the Crimson Savior (who seem to be some of the nicer ones) while I was with SFRIM to make that seem like a likely outcome.
It is an Unlikely Outcome.
Unless you explicitly Volunteered for Such.
Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.
It is Written.
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Trii Seo
Executive Outcomes
824
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Posted - 2015.08.03 15:56:38 -
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Nauplius wrote:Trii Seo wrote:Oh man, this could backfire horribly. We all know that for demon summoning you require at least one rock star (and they better be good!) in case the demon disobeys you. And they do that a lot, reportedly.
If they do disobey, challenge them to a rock-off. Thing with demons is that they can't really decline and the terms can be just about anything - from banishment to eternal servitude. However, this can happen to you as well if you lose - that's why your rocker should be real good.
Also, keep in mind, demons love rock. Chances are Bhaalgorn is so good at it he can play a riff so epic it will sunder space and cause another Seyllin or something. Summon with caution - I heard he plays a quad-necked guitar. You will note that the demon summoning ritual contains many obscure elements GÇö a circle, a triangle, depictions of the Ametat and Avetat, repeating various names of God, and so on. I believe these elements offer sufficient protection against the things you fear GÇö my demons cannot disobey me.
Demons love to disobey people. Why do you think there are no demons or summoners about - most of the latter were killed by the former, who then returned to going about their daily business instead of rampaging through this plane.
The king is dead, long live the king!
Glory to Maximilian Singularity the Sixth, First of his Name!
Proud pilot of the Imperium
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Tiberious Thessalonia
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
2449
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Posted - 2015.08.03 16:21:30 -
[39] - Quote
All of this is Quite Silly. |
Aria Jenneth
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
1261
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Posted - 2015.08.03 19:53:38 -
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Synthetic Cultist wrote:Aria Jenneth wrote: I got a close enough look at the Church of the Crimson Savior (who seem to be some of the nicer ones) while I was with SFRIM to make that seem like a likely outcome.
It is an Unlikely Outcome. Unless you explicitly Volunteered for Such. Respectfully, I got a close look because I got a little bit involved. Before, I never understood how exquisitely personal the conflict between Sani and Amarr is. But I got a sense of it while I was there.
As much as I like to approach things as a neutral observer, it's obvious that I can't remain completely neutral. I'm not a wandering spirit; I leave footprints. Some of those footprints pass through the Empire.
Can you guarantee that neither you nor any of your people would use me as a pawn to attack any friends or loved ones I might have among the Amarr? If I were to put myself in your power, it wouldn't be difficult to do.
It's not as though such things never happen. I've acted as a messenger in that sort of thing before, and don't have much desire to become a message. |
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Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
762
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Posted - 2015.08.03 21:09:38 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Over time, their attempts to obtain the attention of the IGS inevitably get more and more elaborate, grandiose and far-fetched, and yet at the same time more boring. It happened with Revan Neferis, it happened with Cyshade, it happened with what's-her-face from Khanid and once again it's repeating itself with Nauplius. As far as we remember the Thrice-Illustrious Sovereign handed out enormous amounts of money for having herself entertained. However blasphemous and condemnable her deeds were, at least she was creating the impression of being a GÇ£savant,GÇ¥ while Nauplius has the charisma of a post office clerk.
Anyanka Funk wrote:Nauplius, babe. Can we also use Gallente sacrifices to summon the demons? A post office clerk with an ugly leech attached to his body. |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
461
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Posted - 2015.08.03 21:16:55 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote: Can you guarantee that neither you nor any of your people would use me as a pawn to attack any friends or loved ones I might have among the Amarr?
Yes.
Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.
It is Written.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
497
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Posted - 2015.08.03 21:37:04 -
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I just realized, he may end up with my in-laws........ Summon away, Naups.
I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
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Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1500
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Posted - 2015.08.03 21:41:17 -
[44] - Quote
Aria Jenneth wrote:Synthetic Cultist wrote:Aria Jenneth wrote: I got a close enough look at the Church of the Crimson Savior (who seem to be some of the nicer ones) while I was with SFRIM to make that seem like a likely outcome.
It is an Unlikely Outcome. Unless you explicitly Volunteered for Such. Respectfully, I got a close look because I got a little bit involved. Before, I never understood how exquisitely personal the conflict between Sani and Amarr is. But I got a sense of it while I was there. As much as I like to approach things as a neutral observer, it's obvious that I can't remain completely neutral. I'm not a wandering spirit; I leave footprints. Some of those footprints pass through the Empire. Can you guarantee that neither you nor any of your people would use me as a pawn to attack any friends or loved ones I might have among the Amarr? If I were to put myself in your power, it wouldn't be difficult to do. It's not as though such things never happen. I've acted as a messenger in that sort of thing before, and don't have much desire to become a message.
Pop over for a massage any time
Oh wait...I misread...
Pop over anyway :) |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
419
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Posted - 2015.08.03 21:51:02 -
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Synthetic Cultist wrote:
- It does not state the Orientation of the Triangle. Is it to Point To the Altar, or Away from the Altar ?
- It does not state the Type of Triangle. Is it Equilateral ?
- It does not explicitly state the Size of the Triangle. How large is a Demon ? Is it Larger than a Person ? How much Larger ?
- It does not state how the Text should be Arranged along the Sides of the Triangle. Is the Text to be Above the Triangle, such that the Triangle underlines it ?
- It does not state the Orientation of the Text along the Circumference of the Circle. Should the Text be Above the Circle, or underneath it ?
- What kind of Robe ? A Knee length Robe ? An Ankle length Robe ? does the Robe have a Hood ?
- It does not state the Orientation of the Drawings of the Ametat and Avetat. Which Direction should they be Pointing ?
- It does not state the appropriate Volume for the Goblet. What size should it Be ?
This lack of Detail, means that Reproducibility of this Activity is lacking. It is Not Properly Documented. Therefore, Unscientific. Additionally: Demons, being Creatures of God, and thus, given a Place and Purpose by God, would have their Own Schedules of Appointed Work. Interrupting them, by Summoning them, and Preventing them from carrying out their Appointed Duties, is therefore to Interfere with their God-Appointed Purpose, which is Possibly Blasphemous. Therefore: I Do Not Recommend Attempting To Repeat This Ritual, due to the Risk of Accidental Blasphemy through Improper Practice.
Thank you for your commentary on this demon summoning rite. My overall reply to your objections is this GÇö have you considered the possibility that the unspecified details are in fact not essential to the efficacy of the rite? That said, my Demon Summoning Temple is performing the rite as follows:
- The Triangle into which the demon is summoned points away from the Altar of God.
- The Triangle is equilateral.
- In determining the size of the Triangle, one must consult grimoires and other ritual texts wherein the physical qualities of the various demons are provided.
- The Text (Garrulor/Frisceas/Sefrim) should be drawn outside the Triangle.
- The Text (ß+ü -ä++ß+ª +¦ß+¦+++¦-ä++-é +++¦-î-é) should be drawn outside the circumference of the Circle.
- The Robe is floor-length and hooded.
- The Ametat and Avetat are drawn upright.
- The goblet should be sized appropriate to the demon being summoned.
Regarding the use of demons: demons exist, like everything else, to glorify God. It is no more sacrilege to summon a demon and direct it to an activity that glorifies God, such as destroying Minmatar, than it is to mine an asteroid and use the resulting Veldspar to build a Tormentor and employ it against the Minmatar militia.
Finally, many commenters on this thread have complained that I and my demon summoning rite are boring. This objection is stupid. One does not design a demon summoning rite to be exciting; one designs a demon summoning rite that summons demons. |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
759
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Posted - 2015.08.03 21:52:49 -
[46] - Quote
bwahaha*HIC*ha? |
Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
497
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Posted - 2015.08.03 21:54:12 -
[47] - Quote
But can you summon an exciting demon?
I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
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Trii Seo
Executive Outcomes
825
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Posted - 2015.08.03 22:48:50 -
[48] - Quote
Tyrel Toov wrote:But can you summon an exciting demon?
Bhaalgorn would be pretty exciting I guess. Might strike up a party so epic a planet gets burned in the process.
The king is dead, long live the king!
Glory to Maximilian Singularity the Sixth, First of his Name!
Proud pilot of the Imperium
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
5515
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Posted - 2015.08.03 22:52:40 -
[49] - Quote
Actually I've heard that Bhaalgorn's presence can be a drain on the proceedings. Takes all the energy out of a party.
Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.
Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.
Andreus Ixiris > ...
Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
497
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Posted - 2015.08.03 22:56:36 -
[50] - Quote
Andreus Ixiris wrote:Actually I've heard that Bhaalgorn's presence can be a drain on the proceedings. Takes all the energy out of a party. My mother-in-law must be a Bhaalgorn.
I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
419
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Posted - 2015.08.04 00:50:20 -
[51] - Quote
Tyrel Toov wrote:But can you summon an exciting demon?
This would be counterproductive.
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Mizhara Del'thul
T.R.I.A.D Ushra'Khan
285
|
Posted - 2015.08.04 00:56:14 -
[52] - Quote
Nauplius wrote:Synthetic Cultist wrote:
- It does not state the Orientation of the Triangle. Is it to Point To the Altar, or Away from the Altar ?
- It does not state the Type of Triangle. Is it Equilateral ?
- It does not explicitly state the Size of the Triangle. How large is a Demon ? Is it Larger than a Person ? How much Larger ?
- It does not state how the Text should be Arranged along the Sides of the Triangle. Is the Text to be Above the Triangle, such that the Triangle underlines it ?
- It does not state the Orientation of the Text along the Circumference of the Circle. Should the Text be Above the Circle, or underneath it ?
- What kind of Robe ? A Knee length Robe ? An Ankle length Robe ? does the Robe have a Hood ?
- It does not state the Orientation of the Drawings of the Ametat and Avetat. Which Direction should they be Pointing ?
- It does not state the appropriate Volume for the Goblet. What size should it Be ?
This lack of Detail, means that Reproducibility of this Activity is lacking. It is Not Properly Documented. Therefore, Unscientific. Additionally: Demons, being Creatures of God, and thus, given a Place and Purpose by God, would have their Own Schedules of Appointed Work. Interrupting them, by Summoning them, and Preventing them from carrying out their Appointed Duties, is therefore to Interfere with their God-Appointed Purpose, which is Possibly Blasphemous. Therefore: I Do Not Recommend Attempting To Repeat This Ritual, due to the Risk of Accidental Blasphemy through Improper Practice. Thank you for your commentary on this demon summoning rite. My overall reply to your objections is this GÇö have you considered the possibility that the unspecified details are in fact not essential to the efficacy of the rite? That said, my Demon Summoning Temple is performing the rite as follows:
- The Triangle into which the demon is summoned points away from the Altar of God.
- The Triangle is equilateral.
- In determining the size of the Triangle, one must consult grimoires and other ritual texts wherein the physical qualities of the various demons are provided.
- The Text (Garrulor/Frisceas/Sefrim) should be drawn outside the Triangle.
- The Text (ß+ü -ä++ß+ª +¦ß+¦+++¦-ä++-é +++¦-î-é) should be drawn outside the circumference of the Circle.
- The Robe is floor-length and hooded.
- The Ametat and Avetat are drawn upright.
- The goblet should be sized appropriate to the demon being summoned.
Regarding the use of demons: demons exist, like everything else, to glorify God. It is no more sacrilege to summon a demon and direct it to an activity that glorifies God, such as destroying Minmatar, than it is to mine an asteroid and use the resulting Veldspar to build a Tormentor and employ it against the Minmatar militia. Finally, many commenters on this thread have complained that I and my demon summoning rite are boring. This objection is stupid. One does not design a demon summoning rite to be exciting; one designs a demon summoning rite that summons demons.
Instructions unclear. Goon sacrifice stuck in ceiling fan.
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
766
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Posted - 2015.08.04 01:00:49 -
[53] - Quote
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:Instructions unclear. Goon sacrifice stuck in ceiling fan.
Heeeeeey |
Mizhara Del'thul
T.R.I.A.D Ushra'Khan
286
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Posted - 2015.08.04 01:08:26 -
[54] - Quote
Just sayin', ritual needs work. |
Anyanka Funk
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
171
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Posted - 2015.08.04 01:10:41 -
[55] - Quote
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:Nauplius wrote:Synthetic Cultist wrote:
- It does not state the Orientation of the Triangle. Is it to Point To the Altar, or Away from the Altar ?
- It does not state the Type of Triangle. Is it Equilateral ?
- It does not explicitly state the Size of the Triangle. How large is a Demon ? Is it Larger than a Person ? How much Larger ?
- It does not state how the Text should be Arranged along the Sides of the Triangle. Is the Text to be Above the Triangle, such that the Triangle underlines it ?
- It does not state the Orientation of the Text along the Circumference of the Circle. Should the Text be Above the Circle, or underneath it ?
- What kind of Robe ? A Knee length Robe ? An Ankle length Robe ? does the Robe have a Hood ?
- It does not state the Orientation of the Drawings of the Ametat and Avetat. Which Direction should they be Pointing ?
- It does not state the appropriate Volume for the Goblet. What size should it Be ?
This lack of Detail, means that Reproducibility of this Activity is lacking. It is Not Properly Documented. Therefore, Unscientific. Additionally: Demons, being Creatures of God, and thus, given a Place and Purpose by God, would have their Own Schedules of Appointed Work. Interrupting them, by Summoning them, and Preventing them from carrying out their Appointed Duties, is therefore to Interfere with their God-Appointed Purpose, which is Possibly Blasphemous. Therefore: I Do Not Recommend Attempting To Repeat This Ritual, due to the Risk of Accidental Blasphemy through Improper Practice. Thank you for your commentary on this demon summoning rite. My overall reply to your objections is this GÇö have you considered the possibility that the unspecified details are in fact not essential to the efficacy of the rite? That said, my Demon Summoning Temple is performing the rite as follows:
- The Triangle into which the demon is summoned points away from the Altar of God.
- The Triangle is equilateral.
- In determining the size of the Triangle, one must consult grimoires and other ritual texts wherein the physical qualities of the various demons are provided.
- The Text (Garrulor/Frisceas/Sefrim) should be drawn outside the Triangle.
- The Text (ß+ü -ä++ß+ª +¦ß+¦+++¦-ä++-é +++¦-î-é) should be drawn outside the circumference of the Circle.
- The Robe is floor-length and hooded.
- The Ametat and Avetat are drawn upright.
- The goblet should be sized appropriate to the demon being summoned.
Regarding the use of demons: demons exist, like everything else, to glorify God. It is no more sacrilege to summon a demon and direct it to an activity that glorifies God, such as destroying Minmatar, than it is to mine an asteroid and use the resulting Veldspar to build a Tormentor and employ it against the Minmatar militia. Finally, many commenters on this thread have complained that I and my demon summoning rite are boring. This objection is stupid. One does not design a demon summoning rite to be exciting; one designs a demon summoning rite that summons demons. Instructions unclear. Goon sacrifice stuck in ceiling fan. I'm glad to see fellow Minmatar supporting ritual sacrifice to red god.
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Mizhara Del'thul
T.R.I.A.D Ushra'Khan
286
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Posted - 2015.08.04 01:16:45 -
[56] - Quote
You're not particularly good at grasping.... anything really, are you little blooder? |
Cydonia Meridian
House Singularity Sixth Empire
32
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Posted - 2015.08.04 02:26:17 -
[57] - Quote
Fascinating! Can I volunteer to come watch? I'd love to see you actually pull this off!
Nauplius wrote: If they do disobey, challenge them to a rock-off.
But when they hold the scepter, you must hold the key.
Synthetic Cultist wrote: Therefore:
I Do Not Recommend Attempting To Repeat This Ritual, due to the Risk of Accidental Blasphemy through Improper Practice.
the best kind of Blasphemy!
Nauplius wrote: Finally, many commenters on this thread have complained that I and my demon summoning rite are boring. This objection is stupid.
Agreed. |
Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
499
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Posted - 2015.08.04 03:55:35 -
[58] - Quote
Nauplius wrote:Tyrel Toov wrote:But can you summon an exciting demon? This would be counterproductive. So you can't...... You are the worst demon - summoner ever. A demon needs to be exciting, fire and brimstone erupting from the ground, evil monologs (not the s**t you spout, truly evil monologs), gratuitous nudity, chanting, psychological torture, and a horrific Visage. If you can't do that, you may as well sic kittens and children on us....
I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
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Anyanka Funk
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
172
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Posted - 2015.08.04 04:12:41 -
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Tyrel Toov wrote:Nauplius wrote:Tyrel Toov wrote:But can you summon an exciting demon? This would be counterproductive. So you can't...... You are the worst demon - summoner ever. A demon needs to be exciting, fire and brimstone erupting from the ground, evil monologs (not the s**t you spout, truly evil monologs), gratuitous nudity, chanting, psychological torture, and a horrific Visage. If you can't do that, you may as well sic kittens and children on us.... Citation needed.
Does anyone realize what Nauplius is doing here? This is supernatural! The unexplainable. Summoning supernatural creatures is exciting enough without making it into a Gallente game show. This is real life people!
What is a demon? Is the term subjective? Do we have demons in real life already?
Would you consider a raider that took your children as tribute to be a demon? What about that CODE. follower that killed their entire crew along with yours? We are all demons! And what we do is not all that exciting.
As for the thereafter of the demon summoning. I would also like to know what will happen to the demons. I'm on the edge of my quarter's sofa awaiting.
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Posted - 2015.08.04 04:15:44 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:Does anyone realize what Nauplius is doing here?
Pulling nonsense out of his butt? Yeah I think we're pretty clear on that. |
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