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Requiescat Keepers of the Holy Bagel The SUdden Death Squad	Posted - 2006.12.09 14:38:00 - [31] Edited by: Requiescat on 09/12/2006 14:38:08 #25 Warping to a gate in your shiny new Nemesis with your internet about to die and noticing a hostile, pirate Hurricane on the gate. Your internet cuts out right before you click "jump" and you wake up in your clone station the next morning, 3 million richer but down 16 in ship, cloak, mods and clone. Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse So make your move and plead the fifth, 'cause you can't plead the first
slothe Caldari Forsaken Empire	Posted - 2006.12.09 15:04:00 - [32] Edited by: slothe on 09/12/2006 15:05:03 #26 taking 20 mins to probe down a mission runner (pre-kali). fitting ship quickly to suit resists etc. Finding which gate hes in in lvl 4 worlds collide mission. Entering mission rubbing hands together. Arriving at mission - no player- holy wtf amount of npc ships including scramblers that you have no chance of killing in your ship thats setup to kill the player :/ Trying to warp out...warp..warp...warp... Warping out succesfully with huge relief.. To find you landed at a hostile Pos :/ Try to warp out again...no success boom *Before complaining about any ship try flying Minmatar*
Ghargon The Sausage Smuggling Syndicate	Posted - 2006.12.09 16:14:00 - [33] #27 Having a nice pre arranged 1v1 even with some of the enemy guys corp members watching. Just as i break the guys tank 20 or so BOB pilots warp in, as we had each other scrambled already we both lost lovely t2 fitted ravens. I never think of the future - It comes soon enough
Maestra Jsun Caldari The Vago's	Posted - 2006.12.09 17:10:00 - [34] Edited by: Maestra Jsun on 09/12/2006 17:11:21 #28 Succesfully ganking a nicely fitted AF, quickly looting with glee, warping to the gate now camped by friends of the victim. You smash through and jump to freedom and note their n00b tactics Then the interdictor pilot who jumped with you uncloaks at the same time on the other side and manages to spew a 100% succesful 'Murphey' sphere as the jump gate begins firing like a strob light. ________________________________________________ 0.0 Come fly with us... "I'd like to snuff 'Nuff' He has said entirely too much already."
Marcus TheMartin Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.09 17:12:00 - [35] Originally by: Maestra Jsun #25 Succesfully ganking a nicely fitted AF, quickly looting with glee, warping to the gate now camped by friends of the victim. You smash through and jump to freedom and note their n00b tactics Then the interdictor pilot who jumped with you uncloaks at the same time on the other side and manages to spew a 100% succesful 'Murphey' sphere as the jump gate begins firing like a strob light. lol Murphy Sphere Sig Nerf - Cortes I declare war on ISD! You don't stand a chance -Karl
hattifnatt Gallente The Movement	Posted - 2006.12.09 23:31:00 - [36] #29 jumping into a 0.5 system with a big ship. 400x120@24000 Bytes Maximum please. -Capsicum ___ /o.0\ \___/ <-- This is Jigglypuff!! [
Audemed Evisceration.	Posted - 2006.12.09 23:44:00 - [37] #30. Forgetting that .3 isn't 0.0 and engaging a scorp at a gate in your HAC... #31. Running deep into IAC space in your disposarupture, killing 2 BC's, a badger, stabber, and munnin, and a raven warps in and nosses your scram off an apoc at 2% struct....and promptly destroys you with precision cruises.
Promon Delnai Scorn. Sani Khal'Vecna	Posted - 2006.12.10 08:57:00 - [38] #32) Having you and your gang engage a prophecy even knowing he has a battleship waiting to back him up. Figured we could kill him and be gone before the domi could pop us. Then getting halfway through his armor when 3 more enemy battleships warp in and wtfbbq you. Oh, and our 1 BC, 2 cruiser gang were called the blobbers after this little engagement. (we got the proph though ) ________________ I did punch a baby in anger once, but in my defense that baby was kinda bein a *****.
rat master	Posted - 2006.12.10 09:09:00 - [39] #33 mistaking 0.5 for 0.4, and knowing beforehand you didnt insure that shiney new dominix.
tiller Beer and Kebabs Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.10 09:21:00 - [40] #34 - Just when you think a thread is pretty much dead and buried tiller will come along and bump it with totally off topic bull**** Click me for Pirate Coalition Website of Gankage
Felix Dzerzhinsky	Posted - 2006.12.10 10:20:00 - [41] #35) Warping to a C-Field to find a fleet protecting it, turning around to run and bumping into the fleet that came to kill the ship. Poor luck.
R34PER	Posted - 2006.12.10 21:46:00 - [42] #36 See some guys on the scanner that are on a nearby asteroid field, just when you are about to warp there, they have warped to you first and kill you and your mates in less than 15 seconds. #37 Never ever ever ever ever ever warp to 0 unless its a stargate or station
Marcus TheMartin Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.11 00:06:00 - [43] #38 Being pre-judged by the forum community because one guy in your alliance is a f*cktard. Sig Nerf - Cortes I declare war on ISD! You don't stand a chance -Karl
Kehmor Caldari PAK Shroud Of Darkness	Posted - 2006.12.11 00:47:00 - [44] Edited by: Kehmor on 11/12/2006 00:47:12 #39 Laying out a very detailed and precise plan to mess up a gate camp only to accidently cofirm the enemies posititions in local chat instead of gang - your targets all instantly SS sorry guys!
El'hith Gallente The Phoenix Mercenaries	Posted - 2006.12.11 03:53:00 - [45] Edited by: El''hith on 11/12/2006 03:54:02 not so much a pirting moment but definatly a murphy moment... #40 warping to a hostile snipe spot near a gate at 100km to observe then coming out of warp ontop of a abandoned drone....force decloak nasty beeping noises pretty blue light show blinking egg all in less than 2seconds =( ~~~Check my bio in game for what me and my corp can do for you!~~~
Marcus TheMartin Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.11 05:18:00 - [46] Originally by: Kehmor Edited by: Kehmor on 11/12/2006 00:47:12 #39 Laying out a very detailed and precise plan to mess up a gate camp only to accidently cofirm the enemies posititions in local chat instead of gang - your targets all instantly SS sorry guys! Teamspeak or ventrillo can prevent this unless you've got a spy in your corp/alliance #41 spending well over a half and hour camping a Bantam that kept trying to mine instead of my wingman and I going to kill something worth killing Sig Nerf - Cortes I declare war on ISD! You don't stand a chance -Karl
kessah Caldari Veto.	Posted - 2006.12.11 08:39:00 - [47] Originally by: PCaBoo Edited by: PCaBoo on 07/12/2006 02:44:40 #14. You get a Navy Megathron and an Arazu to warp in on your gate camp. Your Snipe-pest drops a can and your 2 command ships warp to him. You destroy the arazu in your t2 fitted raven and warp to the can to take out the navy mega. You lock the mega and are about to hit f1-f6 when the game locks up and you have to reboot. You restart and enter the game in your pod. Your gang also in pods. #15. You have to drive 500 miles with a manual transmission, but your hand is hurt from punching your computer monitor after #14. hahahahaha.... thats a good one number 14, who were those devilishly handsom chaps -------------------------------------------------------- Forever Pirate 2
Kehmor Caldari PAK Shroud Of Darkness	Posted - 2006.12.11 10:07:00 - [48] Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Originally by: Kehmor Edited by: Kehmor on 11/12/2006 00:47:12 #39 Laying out a very detailed and precise plan to mess up a gate camp only to accidently cofirm the enemies posititions in local chat instead of gang - your targets all instantly SS sorry guys! Teamspeak or ventrillo can prevent this unless you've got a spy in your corp/alliance we were on TS but my mic was broken #41 spending well over a half and hour camping a Bantam that kept trying to mine instead of my wingman and I going to kill something worth killing
Asha'Lil Minmatar The Black Fleet	Posted - 2006.12.12 02:16:00 - [49] Edited by: Asha''Lil on 12/12/2006 02:17:47 Edited by: Asha''Lil on 12/12/2006 02:16:21 #42: Warping to a gate only a few sec after you kill some one in a 0.4. Make it through the gate Right clicking in space and warp to a safe spot to scan in this new system for a target only to see just as you enter warp the billboard shooting at you and looking down at your life to see your in hull. I was in a Rifter and here is a screen shot: http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4245/20061007104904eo2.png __________________________________ Stay still! This wont hurt... Yarr!
Ren Tales Null Horizon	Posted - 2006.12.12 08:32:00 - [50] PROOF! I've always been convinced they shoot at you. They lock you... Its wierd... #43 Finally getting your BC fitted out for PvP aftet two weeks of no piracy. Warp to a belt, nobody on scanner, warp to gate... and as your aligning an Arazu pops up, scambles and dampens you, and his friends come in in a Thorax, a Blackbird, a Rifter, a Hyperion, and a Hurricane. Not a good day.
Jason Marshall Infinite Innovations Astral Wolves	Posted - 2006.12.12 17:17:00 - [51] #44. Getting kicked out of your corp because you figured the guy was just kidding when he said he was taking screen shots. Tacky lens flares in sigs 4tw!
Yokai Milanis	Posted - 2006.12.13 06:53:00 - [52] #45 Making several jumps through 0.0 getting past enemy corps, and hunting parties chasing you. On the last jump connecting 0.0 to a .5 system you look in local it looks like a possible gate camp. Warp to gate at 100km to get a peak at what's at the gate and still be far enough away to run if there are gate huggers there, only to end up jumping right into the middle of the gate camp. Thankfully I had insured the ship, and the pod got away.
Exogene	Posted - 2006.12.13 10:52:00 - [53] #46: Finally finding a target in a belt after an hour of going through systems, tackling him and get him to structure, wait a minute for your buddy to come so he can get in on the killmail, only to realise the target is warping off the moment your friend warps in (WCS ftw)
Terraform Gallente	Posted - 2006.12.13 13:02:00 - [54] Edited by: Terraform on 13/12/2006 13:02:52 #47: Undocking with your brutix at 4:00AM in the morning after being awake for 32 hours straight (yea, not a good idea) you scan around for something to kill, you find an Ishkur ratting in a belt and warp to 0 km on it, as the fighting start you realize that you stripped your fittings to try out another while docked and is now flying a very expensive, and slow armored shuttle. i hate my life I hereby remove my sig, sigs are evil, sigs are the devil and i suck at drawing...
Shino Tu Caldari Kaaii-Net Research Labs	Posted - 2006.12.13 13:28:00 - [55] Edited by: Shino Tu on 13/12/2006 13:33:02 Edited by: Shino Tu on 13/12/2006 13:28:34 48) Should be added.. Ruxandria gate camps Sivila almost daily, goes into bob space to fix his sec status, comes back, pops afk'rs with bpos in empire, nothign new. But then, forgets/ignores/doesn't care about kill rights. A 6 month old char in a poorly fitted typhoon, probes out his safe spot, finds him afk st safe spot, pops/pods/collects bounty while his T2 geddon, while his alt is busy scanning traffic on the gates... Creatures of habit, die by them...
WeirdNoise	Posted - 2006.12.13 13:31:00 - [56] I'm not a pirate nor even a pvper but... #48 Warping to your usual station in a nice 0.3 system, thanks to your insta you're right on it when the warp ends but you notice 5 or 6 red targets in overview. Thinking you have time for a quick show info before docking you discover one of them is a dread. Said dread locks you in under two seconds and kills you (shiney harpy) in 3 volleys. #49 Allright Kali is out, I finally build myself a drake. To test it I warp to belts in 0.5, find many wrecks, and without thinking start looting them as usual. Forgetting that 1/ this is a drake stupid, use a frig to steal damnit and 2/ you've been already hit by some russians or former CCCP in this system who dont like being stolen from and are good pvpers. Local went "no not my drake come on". "Bah nvm lol".
Ladyah Liandri Soapbox Pilots	Posted - 2006.12.13 14:16:00 - [57] #50: Witfully shooting at a pirate trying to convince a carebear that you will protect him. Pirate is your gang mate naturally. Forgetting two things: gang mate is NOT in your corp and you are in high-sec. Megathron concordokened.
Ladyah Liandri Soapbox Pilots	Posted - 2006.12.13 14:41:00 - [58] #51: Raven protecting a miner. You already turned the miners full jetcan. Raven doesn't want to agro you. You unload your weapons onto the jetcan to really pi$$ the Raven off .... woopsi ... Mega Pulse Laser No. 1 already vanished the can and remaining weapons are happily firing at our Raven ... in HiSec naturally. OK you were already aligned to a safe, press warp ..... woohoo .... got into warp before Concord got you .... errr ... you didn't warpt to your safe but to a station instead. Armageddon sentrynized.
Golden Helmet Caldari Imperial Ravens	Posted - 2006.12.13 18:06:00 - [59] #52: Flying a Manticore in a belt and having an inty land 3k from you. A fight follows with you accidently shooting a wreck before the hostile inty (which starts a criminal flag). Escape with 10% structure, warp to another planet, forget to cloak. Inty comes back, barely escape again. Warp to a station at 0m (note that i'm flagged), land 1.7km away... sentries Happened to me just the other day. Nobody please ever let me fly a Manticore again

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