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Marcus TheMartin Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.06 20:48:00 - [1] Just add once incident and number your post. Ex: I will be making the first post so mine will be #1 and the next poster will be #2. #1. After you get your ship destroyed all of the belt ratters will crawl out from their holes and roam freely as if it was some sort of animal instinct. Sig Nerf - Cortes I declare war on ISD! You don't stand a chance -Karl
Sgt Kozak	Posted - 2006.12.06 21:07:00 - [2] #2 You Jump into a system as a -10.0 sec status priate and 2 mins later a 15 man blob shows up telling you fight like a man! 12-vs-1 Battle Royal!
sb404 Caldari Tarnak inc.	Posted - 2006.12.06 21:19:00 - [3] #3 You agress a badger at a gate to find it was carrying 12k of juicy garbage. You warp to SS to wait out the criminal timer just as a freighter escorted only by a recon ship jumps in...
Ishquar Teh'Sainte Euphoria Released Euphoria Unleashed	Posted - 2006.12.06 21:35:00 - [4] #4 you and your corpmates are trying to suicide in jita. after your corpmates killed a hauler full of barrage BPCs and an ishkur (all the t2 stuff got destroyed only t1 loot left) you scan some other haulers. while your corpmates wait in the station for their criminalflag to run out you find a hauler carrying some capitalships BPCs/BPOs and some faction stuff. ___________________ EVE: Revelations - The Game for Carebears and Gankbears no more skill needed for PvP - only skillpoints for Large Bubble and CovOps n00b-alts
Zaethiel Murder-Death-Kill Blood Raiders Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.06 21:54:00 - [5] #5 Always get told i'm a shuttle *****. Well when a shuttle goes down and a Snake Omega survives while a Slave Omega dies i got lots of reasons to pop every shuttle i can. _________________________________________
Verone Veto.	Posted - 2006.12.06 22:37:00 - [6] #6 Being out all day pirating and making over 250 million ISK, only to return to my home station and get my megathron ganked 11 vs 1 with enough ECM to make me bleed from the ears 15 km from the docking ramp. Scorp, Domi, Blackbird, Ferox, Rax, Merlin, Rifter, Rifter from the were gang all permajamming me. A true "WTF" moment VETO FOR HIRE
JoeT Amarr Short Attention Span	Posted - 2006.12.06 23:19:00 - [7] #7 Blowing up a hauler and a Raptor and 250mm II Blueprint blows up and all you get is a cargo expander I --- If i'm posting on the forums, it's mostly cause i'm at work :D
Rumorsky Gallente Panzershrek	Posted - 2006.12.06 23:30:00 - [8] #8 Have 8 BS and a Dre warp down on you when you are in a carc :P (Didn't happen to me, but someone else at a gate :)) And then asking everyone, What do you think his first recat was when he saw us?
Jacob Castillo Caldari Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.06 23:34:00 - [9] Edited by: Jacob Castillo on 06/12/2006 23:34:34 #9. Killing a Caracal and a Ferox in a complex, and getting roughly 40-50m in loot, only to accidentally trash it all when you try to repackage it.
Sgt Kozak	Posted - 2006.12.06 23:38:00 - [10] 10# You Chase down a scorpion through 2 systems in a mega and maraculiously find him at your own safespot, he is afk you open up on him and your game crashes, as you rejoin the game to to find you are still in the same spot, the scorp is gone and 4 bs and a with a prober found u withing a 30 second window.
Termina	Posted - 2006.12.07 01:13:00 - [11] #11 You jump two cruisers at a planet and destroy them, but before you can scoop the loot two pirate Domis enter system, warp to you and destroy you. And no, the Domis did not come to help the cruisers. Just a case of a fish being eaten by a big fish then being eaten by a bigger fish.
Lord Frost Minmatar The Crystal Method	Posted - 2006.12.07 02:07:00 - [12] #12 wtfpwing Verone in a debate
Cadela Fria Amarr eXin Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.07 02:42:00 - [13] Edited by: Cadela Fria on 07/12/2006 02:42:50 Originally by: Lord Frost #12 wtfpwing Verone in a debate #13 gluing Lord Frost's mouth shut and shoving him out the airlock for thinking hes important and straying off topic...oh wait thats a good thing, not murphy. Oh well, ill do it anyway. -Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right
PCaBoo Newbies On Xstacy	Posted - 2006.12.07 02:44:00 - [14] Edited by: PCaBoo on 07/12/2006 02:44:40 #14. You get a Navy Megathron and an Arazu to warp in on your gate camp. Your Snipe-pest drops a can and your 2 command ships warp to him. You destroy the arazu in your t2 fitted raven and warp to the can to take out the navy mega. You lock the mega and are about to hit f1-f6 when the game locks up and you have to reboot. You restart and enter the game in your pod. Your gang also in pods. #15. You have to drive 500 miles with a manual transmission, but your hand is hurt from punching your computer monitor after #14.
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2006.12.07 04:09:00 - [15] Originally by: Lord Frost #12 wtfpwing Verone in a debate And then losing because you posted your response as a seperate thread, and got flamed to death, so then you had to spam about it all over the forums -[23] Member- Awesome new space games site, from the editor of E-ON!
Kesslan Osefice Panther's Paw Industries Ltd	Posted - 2006.12.07 04:13:00 - [16] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Lord Frost #12 wtfpwing Verone in a debate And then losing because you posted your response as a seperate thread, and got flamed to death, so then you had to spam about it all over the forums PWNed! ___ This space for rent! ___ Yay we finally have a forum: http://pantherspaw.freehostia.com/
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2006.12.07 04:27:00 - [17] Originally by: Kesslan Osefice Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Lord Frost #12 wtfpwing Verone in a debate And then losing because you posted your response as a seperate thread, and got flamed to death, so then you had to spam about it all over the forums PWNed! Don't make it worse. The thread is already derailed enough already. -[23] Member- Awesome new space games site, from the editor of E-ON!
Kesslan Osefice Panther's Paw Industries Ltd	Posted - 2006.12.07 04:40:00 - [18] Edited by: Kesslan Osefice on 07/12/2006 04:39:54 Well then to put it back on track how about this one? #16: You miss taking out a hauler at a gate with a hold full of minerals, only to get him on his way back with an empty hold? That one's happened to me while in said hauler. Other times the gate was clear on the way in, and not a minute later on the way out I hit a gate camp. ___ This space for rent! ___ Yay we finally have a forum: http://pantherspaw.freehostia.com/
jimmy jack	Posted - 2006.12.07 05:13:00 - [19] 17 chasing after a target to a station prepatch only to miss warp to a deathstar that laughs at your puny tank
Promon Delnai Scorn. Sani Khal'Vecna	Posted - 2006.12.07 06:37:00 - [20] #18) Trying to jump some fellow pirates at a gate for some good old fashioned fighting only to have your carefully laid plans foiled by a carrier warping in halfway through. ________________ I did punch a baby in anger once, but in my defense that baby was kinda bein a *****.
Apollo Balthar Minmatar The Sausage Smuggling Syndicate	Posted - 2006.12.07 09:29:00 - [21] #19 Scanning a system for NPC hunters flying a Rupture myself. A Raven shows up on scanner, I think WTH, let's give it a go. Attack, and the ****er warps of while I have 2 points on him ... ------------------------------------------------ WTS: tech2 clue
PCaBoo Newbies On Xstacy	Posted - 2006.12.07 11:43:00 - [22] #20. You have a 1v1 and win and then a blob warps in and rapes you while you're scooping loot.
Dhevyn Ro	Posted - 2006.12.07 11:48:00 - [23] #20 Bouncing off a gate in your Crow with an Astarte that has locked you being very unfriendly. Imagine the horror when you hit 'Jump' and it informs you that you need to be closer to the gate and the little flashing red brackets glow around the nasty Elite BC :)
Omae Gaw'd Gallente VMF-214 Blacksheep	Posted - 2006.12.07 12:25:00 - [24] 20# Looking for targets everywhere, getting bored to hell and dead tired. Jumping through the gate to that next low-sec system thinking " yay 30 people in local, let's party", just before you get the Caldari police warning that gets you out of your dream. Hello outlaw sir, you jumped into a .5!
Leilani Solaris Gallente 0utbreak	Posted - 2006.12.07 15:23:00 - [25] Edited by: Leilani Solaris on 07/12/2006 15:23:30 22) Sitting outside a station asking 2 hostile tempests to shoot you to test out your pimped out absolution. Only once they start shooting your wireless internet decides it wants to cut out and disconnects you from the game. Logging back in to find yourself in your clone station. Outbreak Killboard
Agent Li Galactic Defence Consortium	Posted - 2006.12.07 17:29:00 - [26] Originally by: sb404 #3 You agress a badger at a gate to find it was carrying 12k of juicy garbage. You warp to SS to wait out the criminal timer just as a freighter escorted only by a recon ship jumps in... That was me in the badger. And with nothing installed on the ship, either... LOL
sb404 Caldari Tarnak inc.	Posted - 2006.12.07 17:40:00 - [27] Edited by: sb404 on 07/12/2006 17:40:19 You saved a freighter's hull then. I hope he thanked you profusely =) I hope you don't mind, we popped the garbage as you weren't coming back to claim it... erm.. I mean... 23: Waiting patiently infront of a can with 12k garbage unit inside waiting for owner to come back to claim it, failing to realise that he's never coming back for it.
Agent Li Galactic Defence Consortium	Posted - 2006.12.07 17:59:00 - [28] Originally by: sb404 Edited by: sb404 on 07/12/2006 17:40:19 You saved a freighter's hull then. I hope he thanked you profusely =) I hope you don't mind, we popped the garbage as you weren't coming back to claim it... erm.. I mean... 23: Waiting patiently infront of a can with 12k garbage unit inside waiting for owner to come back to claim it, failing to realise that he's never coming back for it. I do trading and hauling as a matter of strict math. I figure out how often I'm hit, and what I can afford to lose. That means a Badger with no equipment, and ****ty cargo on low sec runs (except that the profit margin is good). And I don't wear implants, and I never come back for the cargo - it's a write off. Maybe when I'm a lot richer, and can afford to drop a few billion on losing ships every day, I'll come back and entertain you (you'll have something more expensive and profitable to shoot at).
Antonius Hari	Posted - 2006.12.09 12:05:00 - [29] Having a PVE setup and doing NPC agent missions in DED space , and a priate warps in setup for PVP while you have all the agro..
Bellum Eternus Gallente CRICE Corporation Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.12.09 12:24:00 - [30] #24: jumping over 100 jumps one way through the heart of enemy 0.0 territory looking for a fight, only to find that every enemy ship found was at a POS, docked, or was a capital ship pilot mining with a Hulk with fighters assigned to it. Oh ya, and the one Vagabond with fighters assigned to it that wouldn't leave his system to pursue because he wouldn't have his precious fighters. If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.

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