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Helganstandt
Finis Lumen
Muffins of Mayhem
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Posted - 2006.12.06 23:30:00 -
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Adia Celeris was injecting large quantities of methamphetamines into her thighs, and we haven't heard from her since. The only thing we got was this weird message in the mail:
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Muffins of Mayhem has declared war on Phoenix Allianz
We're working fervently with our political advisors to solve the issue, as the ever growing might of the Phoenix Allianz has us literally soiling ourselves. The advisors are high, but so are our hopes that things will be resolved quickly.
Anyway, good luck to those involved. Please expect much flaming and whining over the next week in local as we pour our souls into prose about how we need to self-destruct our pods in order to feel alive. Every cyno field dropped will lead only to the emptiness of our hearts.
Sincerely,
Helganstandt
Head Baker
Muffins of Mayhem
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El Covah
No Quarter.
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Posted - 2006.12.06 23:33:00 -
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I always knew an alliance with "Phoenix" inside cannot be a good idea.
HF and many explosion ...
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Helganstandt
Finis Lumen
Muffins of Mayhem
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Posted - 2006.12.06 23:34:00 -
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I probably mispelled it. I'm too lazy to log into eve at work and get the actual quote. I'm also too lazy to fix it.
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Hast
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.06 23:46:00 -
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PA mk 69?
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Rei Toai
Faaip De Oiad
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Posted - 2006.12.06 23:55:00 -
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you mean the old-time phoenix alliance from the north or the unlucky guys that thought phoenix allianz could be a cool name??
i read on the german e-o board that some guys were naming their new formed alliance "phoenix allianz" without knowing that this name has a rich history.
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.07 00:01:00 -
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Originally by: Rei Toai
i read on the german e-o board that some guys were naming their new formed alliance "phoenix allianz" without knowing that this name has a rich history.
That's hilarious
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FowlPlayChiken
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.07 00:25:00 -
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lol, lets kill PA! again! and again! and again! and if there are no more PA to kill we will ressurect or clone it, and kill the copy!
thats hate:)
bawk
Just podded this sig, now where is my toy? - Wrangler
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Helganstandt
Finis Lumen
Muffins of Mayhem
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Posted - 2006.12.07 00:44:00 -
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I know for a fact that the "allianz" part is correct.
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Rina Shanu
Computer-Aided General Exploitation
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Posted - 2006.12.07 00:52:00 -
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We know a phoenix raises from the ashes and all, but this is too much.
Have a good killing.
JOIN CAGE
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Ysabelle nKataros
Evolution
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.07 01:02:00 -
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Edited by: Ysabelle nKataros on 07/12/2006 01:01:58
I expect to see something along the lines of
<i>20-xx-2007 00:43:00
Victim: Phoenix Allianz
Corp: Lots of 'em
Destroyed: Memberlist
System: All over the goddam place
Security: Less than when we started
Involved parties:
Name: The Mighty Muffin (laid the final blow)
Security: -1 gazillion
Alliance: Muffins of Mayhem
Corp: The whole dam' lot
Ship: Ibis
Weapon: Spork of DOOM<i/>
very soon. Have fun all!
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Hakera
Anari Higard
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Posted - 2006.12.07 01:13:00 -
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Edited by: Hakera on 07/12/2006 01:13:56
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Rei Toai
i read on the german e-o board that some guys were naming their new formed alliance "phoenix allianz" without knowing that this name has a rich history.
That's hilarious
heh, that name was my suggestion in the 'name the new northern alliance' contest ran by Halseth / Robeyone back then when the original PA (the one after the VA and NVA) were forming.
the inspiration for the name name was fairly obvious back then! 
oh, good luck with killing this phoenix!
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INZi
coracao ardente
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Posted - 2006.12.07 04:12:00 -
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arrarrarr. gl muffins
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Faust Revis
Caldari
Vengeance of the Fallen
Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.07 05:22:00 -
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wtf... good luck and all but it doesnt seem special at all..just like trying to beat a dead horse thats already been buried. :-|
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Hydraxian
Gallente
Momentum.
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Posted - 2006.12.07 10:57:00 -
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Have fun 
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Silvestri
FIRMA
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:17:00 -
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Originally by: Helganstandt
Adia Celeris was injecting large quantities of methamphetamines into her thighs, and we haven't heard from her since. The only thing we got was this weird message in the mail:
Damn you found my alt methamphetamines....I was injecting into her thighs...
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Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:27:00 -
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Originally by: FowlPlayChiken
lol, lets kill PA! again! and again! and again! and if there are no more PA to kill we will ressurect or clone it, and kill the copy!
thats hate:)
LOL!!! Wow. Karma is a *****, eh? Poor guys don't realize how much attention the name is going to earn them.
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Dave White
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2006.12.07 13:31:00 -
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haha, without paying too much attention at first I was like; WTF another thread necro'd?!!
Guess I was wrong
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Lowa
Gallente
North Star Networks
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Posted - 2006.12.07 14:02:00 -
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This was a good one! Heck, let me know their location and I be there with bells on.
Firing missiles and antimatter of course.
Cheers,
Lowa
What if the truth was something else? |
Grimpak
Gallente
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.07 14:06:00 -
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wtf?
wasn't PA killed?
and again?
and again?
and again?
and again?
I LOL'ed at this thread, but I'm with MoM.
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Originally by: Tiuwaz
for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons
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AnarkiTheStorm
Tender Loving Care
Muffins of Mayhem
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Posted - 2006.12.07 15:15:00 -
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Thank you guys alot, TLC and POD.. Have been at war with this corp and alliance on and of for the last 6 months, we hope to finally achieve some victory.
BTW if anywould like to join us, i know for a fact they produce dreads and carriers... and have some juicy POS's with said production mods and about 20 mobile labs in total.
Did i mention they have 8+ t2 BPOS?
And they all used to fly around in faction ships with faction gear?
LETS GET IT ON! WAR KICKS OFF IN TWO HOURS!!! YEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE
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Zimi Vlasic
F.R.E.E. Explorer
EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2006.12.07 15:20:00 -
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hurt them badly for having a really, really stupid alliance name.
Find Roid, Examine, and Excavate Explorer |
Helganstandt
Finis Lumen
Muffins of Mayhem
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Posted - 2006.12.07 16:04:00 -
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Yeah, if anyone is looking to lose some sec status, they hang out in Ordat and Naseshefara (or however you spell it) and around there. 6/10 complexes woohoo.
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Relifan Ratatil
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.12.07 17:56:00 -
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Phoenix is attraction for war :P
have fun and enjoy it
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Butter Dog
The Dead Miners Society
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Posted - 2006.12.07 18:02:00 -
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I approve of this annoucement.
'Pheonix Allianz' actually has the audacity to wardec me once, believe it or not. Zero losses on my part and lots of kills against them later, they retracted.
If they could not win the fight against a one-man alt corp, I suspect they will fare even worse against you guys.
I'll offer what assistance I can 
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Dekiri
Beer and Kebabs
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.07 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog
I approve of this annoucement.
'Pheonix Allianz' actually has the audacity to wardec me once, believe it or not. Zero losses on my part and lots of kills against them later, they retracted.
If they could not win the fight against a one-man alt corp, I suspect they will fare even worse against you guys.
I'll offer what assistance I can
They really war decced your personal alt corp ? With its what? 3 members??? Oh my god... they sooooo deserve it=)
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Max Teranous
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.07 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: FowlPlayChiken
lol, lets kill PA! again! and again! and again! and if there are no more PA to kill we will ressurect or clone it, and kill the copy!
thats hate:)
bawk
Damn FPC, that's a mighty fine Sig.
On topic - I reckon the forum filter should edit out the word phoenix alongside the others it does - it might as well be a swear word in eve !
Max 
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Zimi Vlasic
F.R.E.E. Explorer
EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2006.12.07 18:13:00 -
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I get made fun of because of my other account's sec status. This sounds like a great way to drop it a few (maybe 10 or so) points.
Hopefully I can find time for the shooty shooty of the alliance with the stupid name. This time of year is a bit rough.
Find Roid, Examine, and Excavate Explorer |
Helganstandt
Finis Lumen
Muffins of Mayhem
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Posted - 2006.12.07 20:35:00 -
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Edited by: Helganstandt on 07/12/2006 20:35:33
It should be noted that on the first day of battle, they have a group of anti-pirates in Ordat that are actually camping with....you guessed it....a phoenix.
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Butter Dog
The Dead Miners Society
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Posted - 2006.12.08 00:17:00 -
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Originally by: Helganstandt
Edited by: Helganstandt on 07/12/2006 20:35:33
It should be noted that on the first day of battle, they have a group of anti-pirates in Ordat that are actually camping with....you guessed it....a phoenix.
They undocked 2 carrier on my Ares not so long ago.
I orbited the station at 4,500m/s watching the fighters pop one by one to sentry fire. Not the most effective anti-ceptor tactic I've ever seen
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Ralle030583
The Phoenix cor
Phoenix Allianz
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Posted - 2006.12.08 10:20:00 -
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Edited by: Ralle030583 on 08/12/2006 10:21:09
@At Butterdoggy... yeah we retraced the war after we destroyed you pos and you changed with your main to ISS
@Muffins... lol
First you posting your Campaing in you killboard...
3-4 days wardec us
few hours later we getting an eve-mail that this wardec was a mistake and you wated to wardec PAX... rofl...
Akt war-stats:
we killed 1 BS, 7 Cruiser, 2 Capsules...
and lost one Battecruiser
lets the flamewar in the forums beginn ;-)
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