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Ariel Stardust
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Posted - 2006.12.07 19:02:00 -
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Edited by: Ariel Stardust on 07/12/2006 19:07:05 Looking at character portraits, I find myself stumbling on the question:
What's with every Gallente male having greasy, slicked back-looking hair, that appears to be smeared with copious amounts of bryllcreem (edit spelling: bryllcreem? who'da thunk?)
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Nm'Me
Amarr Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.07 19:03:00 -
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It's what attract those gallante women.
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Laythun
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.07 19:03:00 -
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Originally by: Ariel Stardust Looking at character portraits, I find myself stumbling on the question:
What's with every Gallente male having greasy, slicked back-looking hair, that appears to be smeared with copious amounts of brill cream?
descendants of chavs and pretty boys
CEI's own Undercover Brother It's great being Amarr, aint it?Ö |

Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.07 19:03:00 -
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Fashion?
Why do you think I wear this spiffy headgear?  -----------------------------------------------
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Constantine Arcanum
Gallente IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.
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Posted - 2006.12.07 19:04:00 -
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looks more like slime than brylcreem to me.
so yeah, what laythun said. I helped - Cortes What a shiny and lovely place here - Eshtir Well lets make it a party atleast :D -Xorus RAWWWR!11!!1!2 SIG HIJACK!!11!1 I found it first, get orrrfff moiiii laaannnd - Cortes |

Winterblink
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.07 19:07:00 -
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Edited by: Winterblink on 07/12/2006 19:13:03
Originally by: Patch86 Fashion?
Why do you think I wear this spiffy headgear? 
Must be pretty windy where you live. You know, from one direction :)
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Trem Sinval
Sinval Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.12.07 19:08:00 -
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Originally by: Patch86 Why do you think I wear this spiffy headgear? 
Because it protects the soft spot where your mum dropped you as a child.
I have oft wondered what miraculous technology the Gallente use to make seemingly solid chunks of plastic float about their heads with no discernable connection or support.
I also wondered why the one not-stupid looking Gallente bloodline starts with a base Perc of 3 (lol). This, coincidentally, follows the question why the Gallente have no real combat-oriented bloodline, but we leave that for another time. - Trem |

XiticiX
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2006.12.07 19:08:00 -
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...Because they're "Pimps in spaaaaccceeee!!!"
From the character description:
Quote:
In the world of EVE, the Gallentean are the kings of entertainment, mass-producing everything from cheap ****-flicks to elaborate stage-shows for an ever-hungry public. They boast the most elaborate luxury space yachts, and the most glittering hotel reservoirs. Anything your mind or body could ever crave, the Gallenteans have plenty of it.
In today's terms, this would equate to a 40yr old gold-chain wearing, corvette driving, velvet robe wearing, hairy chested jigalo with too much time and money on his hands. ~~~ This is my sig. Do you like it? ~~~ |

Aphotic Raven
Gallente Spectral Armada Eternal Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.08 03:37:00 -
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Originally by: Trem Sinval
Originally by: Patch86 Why do you think I wear this spiffy headgear? 
Because it protects the soft spot where your mum dropped you as a child.
I have oft wondered what miraculous technology the Gallente use to make seemingly solid chunks of plastic float about their heads with no discernable connection or support.
I also wondered why the one not-stupid looking Gallente bloodline starts with a base Perc of 3 (lol). This, coincidentally, follows the question why the Gallente have no real combat-oriented bloodline, but we leave that for another time.
Lol you're right about patch86.... and about gallente bloodlines being nerfed... and you havent ever seen those floaty bits of plastic get stuck to the guys face? or randomly attack someone? or stab him sqaure in the eye and not stop no matter how he pleads? they are drones man... they're just behaving in the still shots.. get a moving image and... well its not so pretty.
Quote: Melicien Tetro: I tried to fight a shark with a pistol underwater once, and I'll be ****ed if he didn't laugh at me and eat me. Sharks need a ******* nerf. True story
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Aeaus
Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2006.12.08 03:49:00 -
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Originally by: Aphotic Raven
Originally by: Trem Sinval
Originally by: Patch86 Why do you think I wear this spiffy headgear? 
Because it protects the soft spot where your mum dropped you as a child.
I have oft wondered what miraculous technology the Gallente use to make seemingly solid chunks of plastic float about their heads with no discernable connection or support.
I also wondered why the one not-stupid looking Gallente bloodline starts with a base Perc of 3 (lol). This, coincidentally, follows the question why the Gallente have no real combat-oriented bloodline, but we leave that for another time.
Lol you're right about patch86.... and about gallente bloodlines being nerfed... and you havent ever seen those floaty bits of plastic get stuck to the guys face? or randomly attack someone? or stab him sqaure in the eye and not stop no matter how he pleads? they are drones man... they're just behaving in the still shots.. get a moving image and... well its not so pretty.
Note to Self : Change portrait to get Aphotic's half-emo haircut.
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Nev Clavain
Wise Guys Rogue Method Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.08 04:14:00 -
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Edited by: Nev Clavain on 08/12/2006 04:14:39
Originally by: Ariel Stardust Edited by: Ariel Stardust on 07/12/2006 19:07:05 Looking at character portraits, I find myself stumbling on the question:
What's with every Gallente male having greasy, slicked back-looking hair, that appears to be smeared with copious amounts of bryllcreem (edit spelling: bryllcreem? who'da thunk?)
As an Intaki I quite agree.
everyone knows that Brylcreem is out, and the perky ponytail is the new hot hairstyle.
I wash and condition every day to get my grey shining perky pony tail up to scratch. Life is hard but I'm worth it.
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Psychotic Penguin
Gallente Fouska
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Posted - 2006.12.08 04:35:00 -
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Originally by: XiticiX ...Because they're "Pimps in spaaaaccceeee!!!"
From the character description:
Quote:
In the world of EVE, the Gallentean are the kings of entertainment, mass-producing everything from cheap ****-flicks to elaborate stage-shows for an ever-hungry public. They boast the most elaborate luxury space yachts, and the most glittering hotel reservoirs. Anything your mind or body could ever crave, the Gallenteans have plenty of it.
In today's terms, this would equate to a 40yr old gold-chain wearing, corvette driving, velvet robe wearing, hairy chested jigalo with too much time and money on his hands.
your a bit off on the age but yea can the Gallente get a monopoly on running exotic nightclubs when the walk in station gets introduced, considering that it is in our character description and we got all the dancers. ____________________________________________________ Reality is for those who have no imagination. |

Jillius
Gallente Dynamic Legion
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Posted - 2006.12.08 11:15:00 -
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I dont have greasy hair!
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Aerial Boundaries Inc. Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.08 11:19:00 -
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Long hair will always be in TBH. The Gallente have been trying too hard ever since we joined the Federation. ----------
IBTL \o/ EVE is upside down! WTZ+Slower Warp=Win |

Jessica Lorelei
Minmatar Decimus Corp Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2006.12.08 11:19:00 -
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perhaps its to do with the world view on the french, since gallente are decended from the french.
..not my views, but you know... 'death is only an upgrade' |

The Snowman
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2006.12.08 11:22:00 -
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its not grease its "pod-ooze"
<------------> Poker RPG 60 jumps 'Flop' by.. |

Crumplecorn
Gallente Aerial Boundaries Inc. Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.08 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: Patch86 Fashion?
Why do you think I wear this spiffy headgear? 
Must be weird having a blue tint constantly on one side. No wonder there are so many color blind pod pilots. ----------
IBTL \o/ EVE is upside down! WTZ+Slower Warp=Win |

Grimpak
Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.08 11:25:00 -
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Originally by: Crumplecorn Long hair will always be in TBH. The Gallente have been trying too hard ever since we joined the Federation.
long hair ftw \o/ -------
Originally by: Tiuwaz for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons 
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Exxt
Eternal Silence Ltd.
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Posted - 2006.12.08 11:41:00 -
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Originally by: Ariel Stardust
What's with every Gallente male having greasy, slicked back-looking hair, that appears to be smeared with copious amounts of bryllcreem
nah, it's not bryll, they just don't wash. You can tell easily by the amount of flyes around their ships - this is why they like drones anyway. also, the smell in their stations is a giveaway 
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Arthur Ffrub
J.H.E.N.R Pure.
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Posted - 2006.12.08 11:42:00 -
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slicked back, and green to boot.
Now it's really the gallente women and their copious amounts of greasy armpit hair you never hear about....
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moregan
Gallente SoIo Infinity
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Posted - 2006.12.08 11:58:00 -
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Edited by: moregan on 08/12/2006 11:58:33 I've got cra cking hair and an even better cleavage! Long live Gallente 
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Verone
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.12.08 12:01:00 -
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Pink is teh new leet.

VETO FOR HIRE
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.08 12:03:00 -
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Originally by: Aphotic Raven Lol you're right about patch86.... and about gallente bloodlines being nerfed... and you havent ever seen those floaty bits of plastic get stuck to the guys face? or randomly attack someone? or stab him sqaure in the eye and not stop no matter how he pleads? they are drones man... they're just behaving in the still shots.. get a moving image and... well its not so pretty.
Heh, sorry, do I know you? Have we even met? You keep following me around and talking about me like we've had a falling out 
Atleast my flock-of-seagulls hair do isn't purple  -----------------------------------------------
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