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Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
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Posted - 2015.08.10 14:41:14 -
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Have a nice and fun week with EVE! 
SPEED DATING |

Starbuck05
Zeura Brotherhood
276
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Posted - 2015.08.10 16:43:10 -
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Jovian ofc
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ??
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Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
181
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Posted - 2015.08.10 16:46:50 -
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Starbuck05 wrote:Jovian ofc
Doesn't matter in this case ... but ofc you are right. |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
8988
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Posted - 2015.08.10 16:47:57 -
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Presidente Gallente wrote:
A few things wrong with that picture:
-They don't appear to be sitting in his mother's basement. -He seems to be talking (without stuttering) to a real woman. -He's not fat -She seems to be unaffected by his rank gamer body odor.
Mr Epeen 
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass!
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Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
181
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Posted - 2015.08.10 16:49:25 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote: A few things wrong with that picture: -They don't appear to be sitting in his mother's basement. -He seems to be talking (without stuttering) to a real woman. -He's not fat -She seems to be unaffected by his rank gamer body odor. Mr Epeen 
You are talking about WOW players ... THIS IS EVE! 
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
8988
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Posted - 2015.08.10 16:57:27 -
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Presidente Gallente wrote:Mr Epeen wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote: A few things wrong with that picture: -They don't appear to be sitting in his mother's basement. -He seems to be talking (without stuttering) to a real woman. -He's not fat -She seems to be unaffected by his rank gamer body odor. Mr Epeen  You are talking about WOW players ... THIS IS EVE! 
Oh...right.
No poop-sock beside his chair. Now it's an EVE thing.
Mr Epeen 
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass!
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pushdogg
Tell Your Mum To Call Me Cruis3rs Cr3w
55
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Posted - 2015.08.10 17:40:39 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote:Mr Epeen wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote: A few things wrong with that picture: -They don't appear to be sitting in his mother's basement. -He seems to be talking (without stuttering) to a real woman. -He's not fat -She seems to be unaffected by his rank gamer body odor. Mr Epeen  You are talking about WOW players ... THIS IS EVE!  Oh...right. No poop-sock beside his chair. Now it's an EVE thing. Mr Epeen 
Poop-sock?!......Dafuq is that?! |

Eternus8lux8lucis
Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
477
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Posted - 2015.08.10 17:51:32 -
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LOL
The best one of that is if I die what do you do?!?!
"Loot and salvage your wreck!!"
Strength isnt measured in numbers but in force of will. For if one motived willful individual stands many will fall around him that are weak.
http://tinyurl.com/YarrFace
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
22667
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Posted - 2015.08.10 18:08:39 -
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This thread lost me at "poop sock".
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Matrea D
Maggie's Magical Miners Maggie's Magical Malliance
5
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Posted - 2015.08.10 18:13:33 -
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pushdogg wrote: Poop-sock?!......Dafuq is that?!
You know what it is. |

ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
966
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Posted - 2015.08.10 18:44:15 -
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Bravo to the creator of this gem. I'm going to try this on my wife tonight.  
ISD Decoy
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
22667
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Posted - 2015.08.10 18:53:27 -
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ISD Decoy wrote:Bravo to the creator of this gem. I'm going to try this on my wife tonight.  
Honey, I have plans for us tonight.
Really? Can I have a hint?
You. Me. Poop sock.
....
Seriously.. you ISDs are a strange breed.. but who am I to judge?
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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ISD Lyrin Rands
Polaris Corporation
5
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Posted - 2015.08.10 21:14:34 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:ISD Decoy wrote:Bravo to the creator of this gem. I'm going to try this on my wife tonight.   Honey, I have plans for us tonight. Really? Can I have a hint?You. Me. Poop sock. ....Seriously.. you ISDs are a strange breed.. but who am I to judge?
Can't argue with that. 
ISD Lyrin Rands
Ensign
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
969
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Posted - 2015.08.11 05:28:08 -
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Decoy: Amarr, Caldar...... Decoy's Wife: Are you talking to your "interweb friends" again? Decoy: Cuddles? Decoy's Wife: OK
#winning
ISD Decoy
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Barrogh Habalu
Forever Winter Absolute Zero.
1017
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Posted - 2015.08.11 09:03:02 -
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Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:LOL The best one of that is if I die what do you do?!?! "Loot and salvage your wreck!!"  They still do that, so w/e. Except maybe salvaging. That's still uncommon.
Future of T3 cruisers - multi-tool they aspired to be instead of sledgehammer they have become
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Lulu Lunette
Blue Aurochs United Systems of Aridia
67
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Posted - 2015.08.11 12:04:34 -
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@lunettelulu7
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Hengle Teron
Explosions Delivered with Love
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Posted - 2015.08.11 12:35:04 -
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Poop-sock eh ?
I knew there was a final piece of gear missing from my setup ! |

Hadrian Blackstone
Immortalis Fratres Vacui Legio immortales CXCI
175
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Posted - 2015.08.11 13:47:23 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote:Mr Epeen wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote: A few things wrong with that picture: -They don't appear to be sitting in his mother's basement. -He seems to be talking (without stuttering) to a real woman. -He's not fat -She seems to be unaffected by his rank gamer body odor. Mr Epeen  You are talking about WOW players ... THIS IS EVE!  Oh...right. No poop-sock beside his chair. Now it's an EVE thing. Mr Epeen 
That's disgusting, animalistic behavior. Civilized people use a bucket. |

Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
2081
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Posted - 2015.08.11 16:05:03 -
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What I hate is when you are trying to get ready really fast because you stayed awake too long playing EvE. You're getting dressed fast and grab a sock that is near and put it on...and...not a good start to the day...
ITT: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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ISD Lyrin Rands
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
9
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Posted - 2015.08.11 20:48:51 -
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Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:What I hate is when you are trying to get ready really fast because you stayed awake too long playing EvE. You're getting dressed fast and grab a sock that is near and put it on...and...not a good start to the day...
That is a good point. I may need to convert to the bucket approach.
ISD Lyrin Rands
Ensign
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Eternus8lux8lucis
Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
478
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Posted - 2015.08.11 21:26:40 -
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If you aint rocking the chair your nothing!!
Gamers Poop chair
Strength isnt measured in numbers but in force of will. For if one motived willful individual stands many will fall around him that are weak.
http://tinyurl.com/YarrFace
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Zimmy Zeta
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
59237
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Posted - 2015.08.11 21:35:12 -
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Ebaumsworld still exists? 
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
22690
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Posted - 2015.08.11 23:17:56 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:Ebaumsworld still exists? 
That would have been my reaction.. except that im pretty sure that toilet hole leads directly into that microwave... and due to a VERY bad roommate in college, I can tell you with 110% certainty... it is a VERY BAD THING.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Khaleesi Hekki
Avalon Project Shadow Rock Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.08.12 00:25:48 -
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And if the woman said "Proud Caldari pilot" would he have run away afraid?
The girl with the Caldari tattoo......
Never underestimate stupid!
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Salvos Rhoska
1242
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Posted - 2015.08.12 13:59:27 -
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Present "Minmatar, Amarr, Caldari and Gallente" as new haute couture handbag brands, and your chances will improve in all cases where they do not.
"Blood Angels" is an option for particularly ghetto circumstances.
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TigerXtrm
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
1206
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Posted - 2015.08.12 16:26:20 -
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Well, this thread certainly became... weird... fast.
My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things!
My Website - Blogs, Livestreams & Forums
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Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
2083
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Posted - 2015.08.12 17:25:53 -
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TigerXtrm wrote:Well, this thread certainly became... weird... fast. Sock Denial.
ITT: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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Isajah
Industrial Command Lux Aetherna
0
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Posted - 2015.08.13 07:15:47 -
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And then both sit in seperate rooms playing eve, talking via TS to each other, great relationship
still one could argue that they are a least talking to each other.
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ISD Buldath
ISD STAR
63
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Posted - 2015.08.13 07:50:43 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:ISD Decoy wrote:Bravo to the creator of this gem. I'm going to try this on my wife tonight.   Honey, I have plans for us tonight. Really? Can I have a hint?You. Me. Poop sock. ....Seriously.. you ISDs are a strange breed.. but who am I to judge?
We have to be to be able to do what we do.
I sometimes think It requires a Masochistic Touch.
~ISD Buldath
Interstellar Services Department
Support, Training and Resources Division
Lt. Commander
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