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GI Jane	Posted - 2003.11.21 14:23:00 - [1] I should write a book on how to scam people in eve.The trade bombed, he smelled a rat and at the end of it i still walked away with a free wedge of cash in my pocket.(smasher will no doubt claim otherwise.)If you're reading this Smash, hun, you have special needs.And atleast your mommy loves you. ------------------------------------------------------------ Channelname: Smasher conversation Listener: GI Jane Session started: 2003.11.21 13:11:17 ------------------------------------------------------------ [ 2003.11.21 13:11:34 ] Smasher > lo m8 [ 2003.11.21 13:11:39 ] GI Jane > howdy [ 2003.11.21 13:11:58 ] GI Jane > you were looking to buy a scorp? [ 2003.11.21 13:12:01 ] Smasher > what can i do for ya [ 2003.11.21 13:12:08 ] Smasher > yes i was [ 2003.11.21 13:12:26 ] GI Jane > i my old one, i'm in a tempest now :] [ 2003.11.21 13:12:32 ] GI Jane > *got [ 2003.11.21 13:12:55 ] Smasher > can u beat 54mil or 54mil or is that toolow for ya [ 2003.11.21 13:13:17 ] Smasher > just that me got some one how will sell me one for 54mil but she not on till l8er [ 2003.11.21 13:13:19 ] GI Jane > Pfft.. i'd have to do a PC to see how much they're worth nowadays heh [ 2003.11.21 13:13:48 ] Smasher > and me want to get back into 0.0 befotre all the campers come on [ 2003.11.21 13:14:30 ] Smasher > ok m8 [ 2003.11.21 13:14:37 ] GI Jane > well ill think about it [ 2003.11.21 13:14:40 ] GI Jane > gimme 5 minutes [ 2003.11.21 13:14:45 ] Smasher > k [ 2003.11.21 13:16:37 ] GI Jane > k 53 is my absolute lowest, they cost nearly 50 to build heh [ 2003.11.21 13:16:47 ] GI Jane > where are ya [ 2003.11.21 13:16:54 ] Smasher > ok me will take it then [ 2003.11.21 13:17:19 ] Smasher > i am at deninard [ 2003.11.21 13:18:08 ] Smasher > where r u [ 2003.11.21 13:18:12 ] GI Jane > Saisio [ 2003.11.21 13:18:25 ] Smasher > i can come get it if u in empire [ 2003.11.21 13:18:41 ] GI Jane > saisio is empire ;) [ 2003.11.21 13:18:58 ] Smasher > k 7 jumps [ 2003.11.21 13:19:31 ] Smasher > omw [ 2003.11.21 13:19:39 ] GI Jane > cool [ 2003.11.21 13:20:21 ] GI Jane > i see you're in stain alliance? your corp wouldn't be recruiting by any chance? i just left my old one [ 2003.11.21 13:20:24 ] Smasher > how much did u pay for ur tempest then [ 2003.11.21 13:20:36 ] GI Jane > 85 [ 2003.11.21 13:20:42 ] Smasher > we r all ways recruting [ 2003.11.21 13:20:49 ] GI Jane > which is also cheap :) so i dont mind [ 2003.11.21 13:20:56 ] Smasher > kewl coz me seen one today for 86mil [ 2003.11.21 13:21:08 ] Smasher > ya what i thought [ 2003.11.21 13:21:15 ] GI Jane > yea they're a good little ship [ 2003.11.21 13:21:38 ] GI Jane > most people go for apocs/ravens, i like tempest.. its a good mix of guns/missles/drones/speed [ 2003.11.21 13:21:39 ] Smasher > yup we got a few people in me corp with them [ 2003.11.21 13:21:55 ] GI Jane > and 5 low slots is uber [ 2003.11.21 13:22:03 ] Smasher > ya i like the raven aswell [ 2003.11.21 13:22:07 ] GI Jane > erm mid slots i mean [ 2003.11.21 13:22:35 ] Smasher > but the scorpions r kewl pvp ships [ 2003.11.21 13:22:50 ] Smasher > if u r intrested in coming in r corp contact rampage [ 2003.11.21 13:23:13 ] GI Jane > k, might just do that :) [ 2003.11.21 13:23:24 ] Smasher > but it is hard work up here in stain it can get heavy [ 2003.11.21 13:23:37 ] Smasher > coz we at war with alot of people [ 2003.11.21 13:23:47 ] Smasher > like moo corp sinsert [ 2003.11.21 13:23:54 ] Smasher > lots of pirate corps [ 2003.11.21 13:25:04 ] Smasher > but if u like fighting and mining r corp is good for that [ 2003.11.21 13:25:07 ] GI Jane > thats cool, i'm a heacy kinda person :p i used to fight against Biomass with the NVA [ 2003.11.21 13:25:29 ] GI Jane > but its a losing battle, if all your wing pilots run... :/ [ 2003.11.21 13:25:45 ] Smasher > lol ya [ 2003.11.21 13:26:08 ] GI Jane > NVA might colapse pretty soon, they're all out of ISK and no supply runs, lots of ships/minerals but no way to bring them into empire space in one piece [ 2003.11.21 13:26:08 ] Smasher > but we have team speak witch the ceo can give ordars quickly [ 2003.11.21 13:26:34 ] Smasher > nva? who is that [ 2003.11.21 13:26:49 ] GI Jane > New Venal Alliance.. im in Jericho [ 2003.11.21 13:26:58 ] Smasher > r i see [ 2003.11.21 13:27:01 ] GI Jane > the alliance at war with biomass [ 2003.11.21 13:27:16 ] Smasher > r kewl [ 2003.11.21 13:27:32 ] Smasher > we at war with cruse alliance [ 2003.11.21 13:27:54 ] Smasher > witch alot of them r pirates thats y we at war with them [ 2003.11.21 13:28:28 ] Smasher > but we r killing them so bad [ 2003.11.21 13:28:36 ] Smasher > we r just too big for them [ 2003.11.21 13:29:11 ] Smasher > with corp like ever with 213 members last i looked well they could do them on there own [ 2003.11.21 13:29:46 ] GI Jane > cool [ 2003.11.21 13:29:58 ] GI Jane > where are you from m8? UK i guess? :) [ 2003.11.21 13:30:09 ] Smasher > y
GI Jane	Posted - 2003.11.21 14:28:00 - [2] [ 2003.11.21 13:29:58 ] GI Jane > where are you from m8? UK i guess? :) [ 2003.11.21 13:30:09 ] Smasher > yup [ 2003.11.21 13:30:16 ] GI Jane > where abouts [ 2003.11.21 13:30:21 ] Smasher > ipswich in england [ 2003.11.21 13:30:30 ] GI Jane > nice [ 2003.11.21 13:30:34 ] Smasher > and u [ 2003.11.21 13:30:49 ] GI Jane > i used to live in exeter, devon [ 2003.11.21 13:31:00 ] GI Jane > moved to Holland a few years back [ 2003.11.21 13:31:02 ] Smasher > kewl nice place that is [ 2003.11.21 13:31:07 ] GI Jane > yep [ 2003.11.21 13:31:19 ] GI Jane > great uni :) best in the UK hehe [ 2003.11.21 13:31:22 ] Smasher > kewl u like the gangar [ 2003.11.21 13:31:34 ] GI Jane > gangar? [ 2003.11.21 13:31:52 ] Smasher > canerbas [ 2003.11.21 13:32:02 ] Smasher > can not spell very good lol [ 2003.11.21 13:32:13 ] Smasher > u no green [ 2003.11.21 13:32:19 ] Smasher > what station u at [ 2003.11.21 13:32:41 ] GI Jane > VII - Moon 1 - Peace and Order [ 2003.11.21 13:32:47 ] Smasher > i am on-ing about drugs [ 2003.11.21 13:32:54 ] GI Jane > how old are you mate? :) [ 2003.11.21 13:33:01 ] Smasher > 18 [ 2003.11.21 13:33:02 ] GI Jane > if ya dont mind me asking ;) [ 2003.11.21 13:33:04 ] GI Jane > ahh [ 2003.11.21 13:33:04 ] Smasher > y u ask [ 2003.11.21 13:33:09 ] GI Jane > just curious [ 2003.11.21 13:33:12 ] GI Jane > thats all :) [ 2003.11.21 13:33:33 ] Smasher > go ahead ask ur q? [ 2003.11.21 13:33:37 ] GI Jane > i'm 19 ;) [ 2003.11.21 13:33:51 ] Smasher > r kewl [ 2003.11.21 13:33:55 ] GI Jane > lol no, i was just curious heh, nothing wrong with that now is there? :p [ 2003.11.21 13:34:11 ] Smasher > O no [ 2003.11.21 13:34:18 ] GI Jane > ? :) [ 2003.11.21 13:34:30 ] Smasher > it just that was not what i was expecting Lol [ 2003.11.21 13:36:02 ] GI Jane > sec, working on cruise missles [ 2003.11.21 13:36:45 ] Smasher > wtf [ 2003.11.21 13:36:54 ] Smasher > that is not a scorion [ 2003.11.21 13:37:35 ] Smasher > hey man what u trying to pull [ 2003.11.21 13:38:18 ] Smasher > it is a ***** friget [ 2003.11.21 13:38:51 ] Smasher > have u realy got a scorpion [ 2003.11.21 13:39:13 ] Smasher > coz if not u r ** u will be band from the game [ 2003.11.21 13:39:28 ] Smasher > i got a screan shot of it [ 2003.11.21 13:39:48 ] GI Jane > no please dont [ 2003.11.21 13:39:55 ] GI Jane > i have a real scorpion [ 2003.11.21 13:39:59 ] GI Jane > a blueprint [ 2003.11.21 13:40:02 ] Smasher > and u would have had to cheat to get it to say scorpion and i will send it to the gm's [ 2003.11.21 13:40:32 ] GI Jane > Smasher i will make you a scorpion half price, but please do not tell the gms [ 2003.11.21 13:40:39 ] GI Jane > otherwise im **** :( [ 2003.11.21 13:40:58 ] Smasher > ok half price 22mil [ 2003.11.21 13:41:19 ] Smasher > and i will not tell [ 2003.11.21 13:41:40 ] GI Jane > ok i'll need megacyte, send me the money so i can buy megacyte for it.. but please do not tell gm's.i will not cheat, if i cheat ill be band :( [ 2003.11.21 13:41:52 ] GI Jane > please dont tell [ 2003.11.21 13:42:36 ] Smasher > i am not sending u money for mega [ 2003.11.21 13:42:46 ] GI Jane > then i cannot build it :/ [ 2003.11.21 13:43:03 ] Smasher > well unless u get me a scorpion i am going to tell [ 2003.11.21 13:43:41 ] GI Jane > How can i cheat you??? you have a screenshot, so if i cheat i will be banned.. please dont tell, i will build you one when i buy the megacyte!!!! [ 2003.11.21 13:43:59 ] GI Jane > i need money for megacyte or i cant buy a ship [ 2003.11.21 13:44:02 ] GI Jane > build a ship [ 2003.11.21 13:44:38 ] Smasher > well then give me ur tempest then for 22mil [ 2003.11.21 13:44:48 ] Smasher > up to u [ 2003.11.21 13:44:49 ] GI Jane > you will steal it :( [ 2003.11.21 13:44:54 ] GI Jane > you will steal it :( [ 2003.11.21 13:45:12 ] Smasher > i will give u 22mil for ur tempest [ 2003.11.21 13:45:35 ] Smasher > or u get band [ 2003.11.21 13:45:47 ] GI Jane > Please, you have my screenshot.. i cannot cheat you anymore, it is like you have a gun to my head please ill do what you want please do not ban me, i will build you a scorp as soon as i buy megacyte and zydrine [ 2003.11.21 13:46:18 ] GI Jane > i cannot give you a tempest, it is not in this station.. you saw the ship i fly when i came here [ 2003.11.21 13:46:26 ] GI Jane > the frigates [ 2003.11.21 13:46:28 ] Smasher > ok make it more fair i will give u 30mil for ur tempest [ 2003.11.21 13:46:46 ] GI Jane > IT IS NOT IN THIS STATION!! PLEASE DO NOT BAN ME [ 2003.11.21 13:47:03 ] Smasher > welll lets go get it then [ 2003.11.21 13:47:06 ] GI Jane > I WILL BUILD YOU A SCORP 100% PROMISE, IF I DO NOT YOU CAN BAN ME [ 2003.11.21 13:47:17 ] GI Jane > I PROMISE [ 2003.11.21 13:47:30 ] Smasher > no lets go get the tempest [ 2003.11.21 13:48:13 ] GI Jane > I LIED, I HAVE NO TEMPEST :( I HAVE ONLY THE BLUEPRINT COPY FOR SCORPIONS.. I FLY THIS FRIGATE AND CRUISERS [ 2003.11.21 13:48:23 ] GI Jane > PLEASE I
GI Jane	Posted - 2003.11.21 14:32:00 - [3] Ahh it goes on forever lol, screw it.but after much pleading i got his cash.So to all you fellow scam artists (yes, scamming is an art) out there, just because he doesn't pay up or smells a scam doesn't mean you can't talk the ISK outtha him. :p over and out. Oh and since i'm on an alt anyway: Jade Constantine sucks, she uses dictionary.com to make her posts look intelligent, when in corp chat and general play she acts like a frickin' retard.
Gunni	Posted - 2003.11.21 14:43:00 - [4] roflmao... ------------------------------------- Gunni Viziam
Mr Money	Posted - 2003.11.21 14:43:00 - [5] hahaha thats funny stuff I like chocolate milk, milkshakes, regular milk, money, and chicks with big racks
DJ Thrust	Posted - 2003.11.21 14:50:00 - [6] This has to be the dumbest think I have ever seen. Such a waste of my time. And you and the guy your were trading with should be banded for pure stupidity. Hell I feal alot dumber for reading all of it....
Negotiator	Posted - 2003.11.21 15:28:00 - [7] omg...ur teh god of the month.
Zell	Posted - 2003.11.21 15:33:00 - [8] So, tell me again... Which one are you, the scamming retard or the dummy? "A coward dies a thousand times, the brave die just once.."
Skillz	Posted - 2003.11.21 15:38:00 - [9] Corp theft yields billions of isk. But petty scams are fun too. Keep on flaming, lamers.
Moving Shadow	Posted - 2003.11.21 15:58:00 - [10] Edited by: Moving Shadow on 21/11/2003 16:02:18 So wheres the rest of it? I want to see the part where he actually hands over the cash. At the point where it cuts off, your 'customer' sounds pretty skeptical. I just got scammed out of 2 minutes of my life. edit: By the way, people who use alts to insult their CEO really impress me. ----------------------------------------------- Fortune favours the bold - unfortunately Im a coward.
John Zeppe	Posted - 2003.11.21 16:06:00 - [11] Quote: So, tell me again... Which one are you, the scamming retard or the dummy? GI must be the retard.
Bad Harlequin	Posted - 2003.11.21 16:07:00 - [12] aargh... if you read this thread, your Intelligence implants start working in reverse... You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike.
Eayon	Posted - 2003.11.21 18:40:00 - [13] I think it's obvious who has special needs ________________________________ "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." - George Orwell
Kurenin	Posted - 2003.11.21 19:46:00 - [14] This is in no way a Jericho alt ----- [22:02] <Kurenin> anyhow, on a more serious note, what did you think of those ideas? [22:02] <Hammerhead> we can't do anything that requires programming Inactivity wins you.
Zarquon Beeblebrox	Posted - 2003.11.21 19:56:00 - [15] laughs the damn replyes are more intelegent then the post it self. -- Lady Beeblebrox Teddybears movies
Koda	Posted - 2003.11.21 20:44:00 - [16] Sorry, this proves nothing other than that you can waste our time. Where's the section of chat log where he actually pays up? -------------- Share the love in the SNIGG Forums
Darth Vodka	Posted - 2003.11.21 21:37:00 - [17] pray tell, has the intelligent usebase already left, cause all i'm seeing is stuff like this these days. Gee, must be official, dumbing down is real. I'm charging you with a fine of 1,000 isk for the time i just wasted reading that. Grrr
Darrin Tobruk	Posted - 2003.11.22 01:23:00 - [18] that was kind of a waste. put in the bit where the fool pays up and mabe i'll change my mind _______________________________________________ Eris Discordia: On the scale of funny and constructive it scores low, real low.
Booky	Posted - 2003.11.22 01:30:00 - [19] HAHA, I don't think GI got any cash. Stupid scammer got taken for a fool :-) I hope smasher podded you too. Spelling corrections welcome, but don't expect me to edit my post.

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